Yello! Really sorry it took me such a long time to update. I'm working on a
new fic! ^.^
A/N: I used some of the ideas Imbefaniel and Yellow Drake X gave me. So I wanna thank them and I hope they don't mind me using them in my fic! ^.~ -- (You just gotta love those faces!)
Oh and about the war on Iraq. Just to tell you, I'm on neither side. I think they're both wrong. I believe that there's other options to solve this problem. That is what Canada and France are trying to show (go them!). But anyways, I hope that the U.S and British troops come home safely while the innocent Iraqi civilians heal quickly and don't get in anymore danger.
*~*
Disclaimer: Old McDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O!! And on that farm he had a-- Oops, sorry. My little sis is listening to nursery rhymes with the volume on full blast again. *walks over the her, snatches the cassette, puts in a box, puts in another box, sticks a stamp on it and mails it to Autralia* There we go. Now where were we? Oh yeah! I wish I owned Lord of the Rings but all I have is the movie script, posters, will be getting a Legolas action figure ^.^ and an Arwen bookmark with a cheap metal version of The one Ring. (But me likes it anyway.)
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CHAPTER 14
*~*~*~*~*~* MELDA'S POV *~*~*~*~*~*
Who the fuck do those fucking fuckers think they fucking are? What the hell? Taking my water skin?? Man they just keep making it worse!
I looked up into the sky which was dim and put on the best puppy face I can do, hoping that God would feel sorry for me and take me back home.
Hmm...ok nothing happened...
Just my luck. Out of all the girls who wish to end up here, I had to be THE one. And now look how it's going!
Freaken' losers. I hope that I help them fail instead and all Middle-earth dies. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"Melda? What are you doing?" Sam asked as he looked at me worriedly.
Ok... it seems that I was doing the gestures of my thoughts.
"NOTHING!" I barked fiercely as I took my sleeping bag far, far away from them.
On the corner of my eye, I saw them too unrolling their sleeping bags as Gandalf drank some of MY water...
I grinned evilly as I heard them groan and yell in rage as they lied down in the sleeping bags, in which I loaded tons of tiny rocks when I offered to pack them.
Hehe, touchdown...
*~*~*~*BACK TO ME TELLING THE STORY*~*~*~*
"Oh Gods, she is going to drive me to the brink of madness." Boromir sighed as he picked the tiny rocks out off the sleeping bag.
"Me too." Aragorn agreed, doing the same thing.
None of the fellowship was able to sleep. It was hard removing these rocks; they were so small and they stuck to the fabric.
Legolas stared at Melda, who was now snoring loudly in her rock-less sleeping bag, murderously. "What do you need her for anyway? She wants to kill us, so why not just kill HER? Why not tie her up and leave her for the wrags, or better yet, let her play with a herd of orcs? (Thanks to Imbefaniel for the idea! ^.~)"
"No, Legolas," Gandalf said. "I think she might scare them away."
Legolas chuckled at the thought and looked at her. One might say that people in comfy beds sleep like a baby...well no. Melda sleeps like a big fat pig that is suffering from some new type of Asthma.
Gandalf sighed, threw aside his sleeping bag and took some spare clothes from his pack and formed a bed to sleep on. The others looked at him as if he was some sort of genius and did the same.
Aragorn beckoned Legolas and whispered something to him. The elf grinned and nodded. (You know, you can try to get your mind out of the gutter. This is not a slash story.)
*~*
(Thanks to Yellow Drake X! ^.~)
Melda was snoring loudly as she was in a dreamless sleep with her mouth wide open. She felt something being poured in it and then her throat going dry. She suddenly got up and tried to talk but only brown powder flew out.
"Thand?!" She yelled disbelievingly as she spat the brown sand out of her mouth. "Dithgusthting!"
She shot a glance at the fellowship's camp and saw Legolas and Aragorn cracking up. The others were slowly waking up one by one.
"Haha, vehy fanny." Melda yelled with her tongue stuck out, not wanting to put it in her mouth. "I'm tho ganna kill you athter thith!"
"Melda, NO!" Aragorn yelled between fits of laughter as Melda ran and grabbed a random water skin to drink from to wash away the sand.
Unfortunately, that resulted of a mix of mud and tadpoles in her mouth. She spat the mix disgusting ever moment of it while now the whole fellowship were howling with laughter that no one would be surprised if they woke up the Balrog in Moria themselves.
Melda gave them her most evil death-glare, with flames flashing in her eyes, that they took a step back and she charged at Aragorn.
Aragorn dodged her and wiped away a tear. "We thought you that you might be hungry, so we fed you some of the sand we found. I heard they have good salts and healthy minerals in them!"
"No wait, I thought they only work for animals." Legolas said grinning.
Melda spat once more, "Oh shut up! You deserve the animal food instead! Besides, you're even skinnier than me! You're like what? 50 pounds? You look like one of those 1800's orphan kids!"
"You know," Legolas said a matter-of-factly. "it's not that I don't mind a good joke every once in a while, but yours was seriously not funny. Besides I think animal food suits YOU better, more like for pigs, for you look like a pig. And not to forget mentioning that you eat like a pig, smell like a pig, act like a pig, walk, talk like a pig and you--"
He ducked as Melda tried to throw a rock at his head, "Did I mention that you throw like a pig too?"
"What-- how can a friggin' pig--" Melda asked unbelievably, but then she shook her head and gave Legolas the evil eye as she pointed a finger at him and said dramatically, "Oh you're gonna get it--you're gonna get it BAD. I'll show you-- you and the others. You're gonna be feeling PAIN!"
Melda kept pointing the finger at Legolas as she took slow steps back until she was out of sight.
Moments later she came back with a dejected look upon her face. "I can't find my way home..." She said on the verge of tears.
*~*
This was short wasn't it? Sorry, I have to go study for Math now, to avoid being completely embarrassed again. (Something that had to do with accidental mix-up of words in the copybook that caused the teacher to stare at me with wide eyes...*blushes* Oh god...)
*~*
Anywho, the vote thing. Obviously, people told me that Melda should stay evil. Or better yet, hit her head on a rock and become more psycho/evil (hehe, I like that one.)
More votes (srry!)
SHOULD I PUT SOME ROMANCE IN THE STORY? LOVE HINTS BETWEEN ONE OF THEM IN THE FELLOWSHIP? TO 'SPICE' UP THE STORY (lol!)??
*~*
Ok now to reviewers,
El loco uno: Hehe, I guess that's what I'll do. *cackles evilly* Oh and by the way, why r u asking ME for slash fic links? Hmm...well ok I admit, I've read some before, try this link: He has a collection of A/L stories. Oh and by the way, nice name. ^.^
Lightning (chap14): Oooooh, ok. Thanks but I have to finish the First book before! I'm a VERY slow reader...
Lightning (chap13): Nope, doesn't work. I tried it and there's still nothing special going on with the letters. This girl told me to Save the word file as an HTML, but my pc's Word doesn't have it. *smacks computer* Oh God! I think I almost broke it! Damn thing. It's like 5 yrs old! Anyways, I'm adding the names too. Thanks for the help! Saves a lot of trouble. ^.^
Lightning(chap11): Oops, sorry.
Lightning(chap10): Ok maybe I should stop replying every single review of the chapter and answer you once all in all! Um, anyways I found that out like a million years ago. I was just too lazy to correct it. Forgive me. ^.^
songelf88 and G.H.S. the warg: Yes that's what I was planning, I'm keeping her evil even if my friend would have knocked me out with an iron. And thanks for adding my on your favorites! :-)
Kristen: Why, why, why must I repeat this every time??? Melda nags that she hates LotR like crazy. And now imagine her ending up in m-e. She also hates Mary-Sues like crazy and she doesn't want to end up like one of them, so she does what she can to avoid it. Does that explain better?
Evil Aryante: Lolz, thankies! Yes I was gonna keep Melda evil anyway. By the way, how come you don't log on ur account anymore? U did in the beginning of the fic.
ElfIcarii(chap2): Really? Yay! Thanks!
ElfIcarii(chap1): No way! I don't hate LotR. I'm crazy about it. Yes so all in all, it's MELDA who hates it, not me. (DIE MELDA! DIE!!)
Lily of the Shadow: I'm evil too! Sometimes I scare my friends when I get totally pissed off. It's kinda funny! I love LotR, and if I end up in M-E instead of Melda, I would try make myself the perfect example of a Mary- Sue! TRY! ^.~
Shirel: Lol, thanks. Hope you liked this chapter.
Yellow Drake X: Thanks for the idea! Hope you don't mind me using it, do u?
Cyberwing: ^.^ Thanks, hope u liked this chapter.
Imbefaniel: Hehe, thankies. And I'm sick now too. Ugh...my head hurts...and I'm coughing like crazy. And I just found out that I'm allergic to cats! You know how much that sucks?! But I'm not sure yet. I just hope that it's just a normal thing and not an allergy.
Videl-14: Hmm...romance hints...yes, I'm doing a voting on that. But I already have a good idea in my mind that I'll use later. *grins evilly* Can you believe how many times I said the word evil, evilly?? It's getting kinda scary. And lol, I know Saruman didn't say Ratsy Ratsy Ratsy Rats. That's just what I thought I heard. Lmao! What he really said, was 'Cuiva nwalca Carnirassë! Nai yarvaxëa rasselya taltuva ñotto-carinnar!' And my spring break finished a month ago. :-( NO FAIR! *pouts and refuses to do anything else* Anyways, thanks for the review! ^.~
High-Tech Tuathan: Lol! Hehe, funny. Thanks! Um...what was I going to say...? Oh yeah! I got the info about Gandhi from the Encartra Encyclopedia CD. *huggles CD* It's really interesting! You should get it! It has games too!
Ginnilien: Thanks. Hmm...that's what I was thinking about before. But I swear I thought of the idea of doing stupid pranks on each other before I read Elvea's chapter. But I'll try not to swing it into her story's direction. And I didn't even read 'why you' but I'll try to and see if there's any similarities. ^.~
*~*
Yay! I'm done! So yes, hope this chapter wasn't bad. Review please!
A/N: I used some of the ideas Imbefaniel and Yellow Drake X gave me. So I wanna thank them and I hope they don't mind me using them in my fic! ^.~ -- (You just gotta love those faces!)
Oh and about the war on Iraq. Just to tell you, I'm on neither side. I think they're both wrong. I believe that there's other options to solve this problem. That is what Canada and France are trying to show (go them!). But anyways, I hope that the U.S and British troops come home safely while the innocent Iraqi civilians heal quickly and don't get in anymore danger.
*~*
Disclaimer: Old McDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O!! And on that farm he had a-- Oops, sorry. My little sis is listening to nursery rhymes with the volume on full blast again. *walks over the her, snatches the cassette, puts in a box, puts in another box, sticks a stamp on it and mails it to Autralia* There we go. Now where were we? Oh yeah! I wish I owned Lord of the Rings but all I have is the movie script, posters, will be getting a Legolas action figure ^.^ and an Arwen bookmark with a cheap metal version of The one Ring. (But me likes it anyway.)
*~*
CHAPTER 14
*~*~*~*~*~* MELDA'S POV *~*~*~*~*~*
Who the fuck do those fucking fuckers think they fucking are? What the hell? Taking my water skin?? Man they just keep making it worse!
I looked up into the sky which was dim and put on the best puppy face I can do, hoping that God would feel sorry for me and take me back home.
Hmm...ok nothing happened...
Just my luck. Out of all the girls who wish to end up here, I had to be THE one. And now look how it's going!
Freaken' losers. I hope that I help them fail instead and all Middle-earth dies. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"Melda? What are you doing?" Sam asked as he looked at me worriedly.
Ok... it seems that I was doing the gestures of my thoughts.
"NOTHING!" I barked fiercely as I took my sleeping bag far, far away from them.
On the corner of my eye, I saw them too unrolling their sleeping bags as Gandalf drank some of MY water...
I grinned evilly as I heard them groan and yell in rage as they lied down in the sleeping bags, in which I loaded tons of tiny rocks when I offered to pack them.
Hehe, touchdown...
*~*~*~*BACK TO ME TELLING THE STORY*~*~*~*
"Oh Gods, she is going to drive me to the brink of madness." Boromir sighed as he picked the tiny rocks out off the sleeping bag.
"Me too." Aragorn agreed, doing the same thing.
None of the fellowship was able to sleep. It was hard removing these rocks; they were so small and they stuck to the fabric.
Legolas stared at Melda, who was now snoring loudly in her rock-less sleeping bag, murderously. "What do you need her for anyway? She wants to kill us, so why not just kill HER? Why not tie her up and leave her for the wrags, or better yet, let her play with a herd of orcs? (Thanks to Imbefaniel for the idea! ^.~)"
"No, Legolas," Gandalf said. "I think she might scare them away."
Legolas chuckled at the thought and looked at her. One might say that people in comfy beds sleep like a baby...well no. Melda sleeps like a big fat pig that is suffering from some new type of Asthma.
Gandalf sighed, threw aside his sleeping bag and took some spare clothes from his pack and formed a bed to sleep on. The others looked at him as if he was some sort of genius and did the same.
Aragorn beckoned Legolas and whispered something to him. The elf grinned and nodded. (You know, you can try to get your mind out of the gutter. This is not a slash story.)
*~*
(Thanks to Yellow Drake X! ^.~)
Melda was snoring loudly as she was in a dreamless sleep with her mouth wide open. She felt something being poured in it and then her throat going dry. She suddenly got up and tried to talk but only brown powder flew out.
"Thand?!" She yelled disbelievingly as she spat the brown sand out of her mouth. "Dithgusthting!"
She shot a glance at the fellowship's camp and saw Legolas and Aragorn cracking up. The others were slowly waking up one by one.
"Haha, vehy fanny." Melda yelled with her tongue stuck out, not wanting to put it in her mouth. "I'm tho ganna kill you athter thith!"
"Melda, NO!" Aragorn yelled between fits of laughter as Melda ran and grabbed a random water skin to drink from to wash away the sand.
Unfortunately, that resulted of a mix of mud and tadpoles in her mouth. She spat the mix disgusting ever moment of it while now the whole fellowship were howling with laughter that no one would be surprised if they woke up the Balrog in Moria themselves.
Melda gave them her most evil death-glare, with flames flashing in her eyes, that they took a step back and she charged at Aragorn.
Aragorn dodged her and wiped away a tear. "We thought you that you might be hungry, so we fed you some of the sand we found. I heard they have good salts and healthy minerals in them!"
"No wait, I thought they only work for animals." Legolas said grinning.
Melda spat once more, "Oh shut up! You deserve the animal food instead! Besides, you're even skinnier than me! You're like what? 50 pounds? You look like one of those 1800's orphan kids!"
"You know," Legolas said a matter-of-factly. "it's not that I don't mind a good joke every once in a while, but yours was seriously not funny. Besides I think animal food suits YOU better, more like for pigs, for you look like a pig. And not to forget mentioning that you eat like a pig, smell like a pig, act like a pig, walk, talk like a pig and you--"
He ducked as Melda tried to throw a rock at his head, "Did I mention that you throw like a pig too?"
"What-- how can a friggin' pig--" Melda asked unbelievably, but then she shook her head and gave Legolas the evil eye as she pointed a finger at him and said dramatically, "Oh you're gonna get it--you're gonna get it BAD. I'll show you-- you and the others. You're gonna be feeling PAIN!"
Melda kept pointing the finger at Legolas as she took slow steps back until she was out of sight.
Moments later she came back with a dejected look upon her face. "I can't find my way home..." She said on the verge of tears.
*~*
This was short wasn't it? Sorry, I have to go study for Math now, to avoid being completely embarrassed again. (Something that had to do with accidental mix-up of words in the copybook that caused the teacher to stare at me with wide eyes...*blushes* Oh god...)
*~*
Anywho, the vote thing. Obviously, people told me that Melda should stay evil. Or better yet, hit her head on a rock and become more psycho/evil (hehe, I like that one.)
More votes (srry!)
SHOULD I PUT SOME ROMANCE IN THE STORY? LOVE HINTS BETWEEN ONE OF THEM IN THE FELLOWSHIP? TO 'SPICE' UP THE STORY (lol!)??
*~*
Ok now to reviewers,
El loco uno: Hehe, I guess that's what I'll do. *cackles evilly* Oh and by the way, why r u asking ME for slash fic links? Hmm...well ok I admit, I've read some before, try this link: He has a collection of A/L stories. Oh and by the way, nice name. ^.^
Lightning (chap14): Oooooh, ok. Thanks but I have to finish the First book before! I'm a VERY slow reader...
Lightning (chap13): Nope, doesn't work. I tried it and there's still nothing special going on with the letters. This girl told me to Save the word file as an HTML, but my pc's Word doesn't have it. *smacks computer* Oh God! I think I almost broke it! Damn thing. It's like 5 yrs old! Anyways, I'm adding the names too. Thanks for the help! Saves a lot of trouble. ^.^
Lightning(chap11): Oops, sorry.
Lightning(chap10): Ok maybe I should stop replying every single review of the chapter and answer you once all in all! Um, anyways I found that out like a million years ago. I was just too lazy to correct it. Forgive me. ^.^
songelf88 and G.H.S. the warg: Yes that's what I was planning, I'm keeping her evil even if my friend would have knocked me out with an iron. And thanks for adding my on your favorites! :-)
Kristen: Why, why, why must I repeat this every time??? Melda nags that she hates LotR like crazy. And now imagine her ending up in m-e. She also hates Mary-Sues like crazy and she doesn't want to end up like one of them, so she does what she can to avoid it. Does that explain better?
Evil Aryante: Lolz, thankies! Yes I was gonna keep Melda evil anyway. By the way, how come you don't log on ur account anymore? U did in the beginning of the fic.
ElfIcarii(chap2): Really? Yay! Thanks!
ElfIcarii(chap1): No way! I don't hate LotR. I'm crazy about it. Yes so all in all, it's MELDA who hates it, not me. (DIE MELDA! DIE!!)
Lily of the Shadow: I'm evil too! Sometimes I scare my friends when I get totally pissed off. It's kinda funny! I love LotR, and if I end up in M-E instead of Melda, I would try make myself the perfect example of a Mary- Sue! TRY! ^.~
Shirel: Lol, thanks. Hope you liked this chapter.
Yellow Drake X: Thanks for the idea! Hope you don't mind me using it, do u?
Cyberwing: ^.^ Thanks, hope u liked this chapter.
Imbefaniel: Hehe, thankies. And I'm sick now too. Ugh...my head hurts...and I'm coughing like crazy. And I just found out that I'm allergic to cats! You know how much that sucks?! But I'm not sure yet. I just hope that it's just a normal thing and not an allergy.
Videl-14: Hmm...romance hints...yes, I'm doing a voting on that. But I already have a good idea in my mind that I'll use later. *grins evilly* Can you believe how many times I said the word evil, evilly?? It's getting kinda scary. And lol, I know Saruman didn't say Ratsy Ratsy Ratsy Rats. That's just what I thought I heard. Lmao! What he really said, was 'Cuiva nwalca Carnirassë! Nai yarvaxëa rasselya taltuva ñotto-carinnar!' And my spring break finished a month ago. :-( NO FAIR! *pouts and refuses to do anything else* Anyways, thanks for the review! ^.~
High-Tech Tuathan: Lol! Hehe, funny. Thanks! Um...what was I going to say...? Oh yeah! I got the info about Gandhi from the Encartra Encyclopedia CD. *huggles CD* It's really interesting! You should get it! It has games too!
Ginnilien: Thanks. Hmm...that's what I was thinking about before. But I swear I thought of the idea of doing stupid pranks on each other before I read Elvea's chapter. But I'll try not to swing it into her story's direction. And I didn't even read 'why you' but I'll try to and see if there's any similarities. ^.~
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Yay! I'm done! So yes, hope this chapter wasn't bad. Review please!