Eeeep!! NO PLEASE HI-TECH TUATHAN!! Anything but *gulp*...THAT! Junkmail is
EVIL, I tell ye! My mailbox is full of them! Chainletters too! They are
Satan's minions!
Anyways, ya that's because I didn't update in a long time. About that...I'm sorry! Eeep! Sorry! Stupid homework! *shakes fist angrily at the math and French teacher* It's all their fault! Anyways, at least I updated!
In this Chapter, there will be no pranks. (sorry!) But there is insults, comebacks and psycho Melda! ^.^ It's just so hard to get some good pranks! So if you're reading this boring Author's Note, I'm asking you that maybe you could give me some prank ideas and I'll give you credit if I write them part of the story! Thankies! ^.~
*~*
Chapter 15--
*~*
*~*~*MELDA'S POV*~*~*
Too doo dum doo dah...
The stupid Fellowship (NOT including me...well actually yeah...BUT I'M NOT STUPID!!) were trudging along the road.
Funny...
We haven't said a word to each other all morning. They all looked like zombies 'cause they didn't have enough nappy time last night from the rocks I put in their sleeping bags and from my screaming. Hehe...serves them right. DIE! DIE! DIE!
Even Legolas looked worn out. I smiled triumphantly.
Stupid elf, thinks he's all good. All that. I wish I could just do something that would hurt him! It's so tempting to snip off his hair! Or- or push him in mud or something. But it's impossible!! He can hear me from a mile away! I think...
I don't know much about elves and I don't want to know. They're not even supposed to exist! Stupid Tolkien...
We came across a large lake and that's where Gandalf immediately stopped to examine the walls near us. Everyone stopped too, and me not noticing, slammed right into Legolas. Grrr...!
He glared at me as if I did it on purpose and I glared back at him.
Gandalf sighed and began feeling the walls. Eww...that sounded bad!! Where was I? Oh yeah, then he began mumbling stuff to himself while looking at the moon and the walls. Damn I told you he was a crazy nutcase. Crazier than me!!
Just then, magical markings appeared and everybody gasped. Wow. Big whoop. Lights on a wall. Now I've seen everything. Gandalf began reading the markings about some dwarf owning this place. Hmm...I remember reading this in the book.
"What does it mean?" Asked Frodo.
"Hum, it's quite simple. If you're a friend, you just speak the password." Gandalf said smiling. Then he put on his hat, took his staff, looked at the walls as if he was the most important person in the fellowship (even more than me?! Ha! Me finks not!) and said something that sounded like, "Anon is a dim; Edros is, amen. Feannos, no gothrim. Last O' Bethlehem."
"What did you say?" I asked confused.
"He said: Annon Edhelin, edros hi ammen. Fennos nogothrim, Lasto beth lammen." Legolas said in an annoyed tone then he added sarcastically. "Would you also like me to translate it for you, your majesty?"
"Why not, dear peasant? At least you would have some use." I said smiling.
"I think we are misunderstanding each other. I'M the prince and YOU'RE the peasant." Legolas said calmly.
"Actually, I--"
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUTUP!?" Gandalf yelled. "I'm trying to concentrate!"
"Is there another way to open the door?" Asked Frodo.
"How about if we pick the lock?" Pippin said. Gandalf smacked his forehead.
"Kick it down!" Boromir said.
"NO! We cast a spell." Gandalf said.
"Hack it open!" Gimli roared.
"You guys are so dumb!" I said. "The answer is so obvious! I found out what it was before they said it in the book! Or the movie, either."
"What is it then?" Asked Aragorn.
"Nice try! I ain't telling." I said folding my arms.
"She's just saying that. She doesn't really know." Legolas said.
I picked up a rock and threw it on Legolas but as usual, he dodged it and it hit Pippin's head.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Pippin!" I said. Ok, I don't really hate Pippin. He's one of the least people who don't annoy me. Actually, he's the ONLY one who doesn't annoy me.
"Hmm? What are you talking about? Sorry for what?" Said Pippin stupidly.
"The rock..."
"Rock? What rock?"
"You didn't...? Um never mind..." I said.
Gandalf sighed again. "I don't care if Melda knows the password or not. I don't even want it to be told by her."
Ouch...
So due to Gandalf's stubbornness of not begging on his knees for me to tell him the password, we sat there waiting for his slow mind to work for God knows how long.
Aragorn released Bill and Sam began crying. I laughed madly at him for a while. Gimli was bragging about Dwarf welcoming. Hehe, can't wait till we actually go in Moria. I'm gonna laugh at him silly. The hobbits were cooking (well what a surprise? Ok, I'll join them later...). Boromir was playing with the scabs of my bite marks on his hands and Legolas was doing something strange. He was on his knees on the ground picking something up and putting it in a bottle.
A leaned over for a closer look but Legolas saw me and growled at me. Oooook...I moved back and decided to annoy someone else...
"Hey, guys. Let's play a game of 'who throws a rock the farthest in the lake.'" I said picking up a rock and smiling slyly.
"Let's not." Aragorn said grabbing my arm just when I about to toss the rock. "Don't disturb the water."
I grinned stupidly. "Fine. Let's play another game." I threw the rock at Aragorn and it hit him right in the middle of his forehead. "It's called: Let's piss Aragorn off."
Aragorn yanked a small dagger from his boot and thrust it near my neck dangerously. "At first I thought you were just some innocent freaky little girl who put all her anger on us because she was just hurt deep inside but now I know that you are pure annoying and crazy with no excuse. I've had just about enough of you."
"Ooooooh, I'm so scared. Won't Arwen-Darwen and Edmond be mad at you if you kill me?" I asked mockingly. Ha, I know he won't actually do it.
"THEY will. But I wont." Aragorn grinned wickedly. Ok...he was really starting to look scary. With all the sweat and the flies flying all around him... (when was the last time he had a bath...?)
"Aragorn, stop." Gandalf said. "Why do you even bother wasting your time with someone as immature as her?"
"You're right." Aragorn said, putting back his dagger. "She's not worth it..."
"Excuse me? I am worth more than you think, you know!" I said rubbing my neck. "One day I'll--"
"Yeah, yeah." Aragorn said waving his arm uncaringly as he walked away. "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."
I looked at him in a shocked expression. He insulted me! (was that the first time though...?) "I swear that when you're not looking, I'm gonna haul out a sword and stab you all!"
Gimli scoffed, "She does not know who she's talking to, does she?"
"Listen, are you always this stupid?" Said Legolas. "Or are you just making a special effort today?"
I yelled in rage and stomped away, leaving the Fellowship laughing madly at me-AGRH! I'm gonna kill them sooner or later!
*~*~*BACK TO ME TELLING THE STORY (finally!)*~*~*
Melda slumped down on the cold hard ground and began throwing small rocks in the lake as she sighed. She shot a quick glance at the Fellowship and they glared at her. She glared ferociously back at them.
Suddenly the water began to move harder than before. Aragorn looked at Melda and jumped, "MELDA! I thought I told you not to disturb the water!!"
"Ooops, I forgot. Maybe because I'm too stupid to remember what you told me, aren't I Aragorn?" Melda said through clenched teeth.
Frodo screamed as the huge octopus thingy emerged out of the lake and grabbed his ankle. Boromir immediately cut off its tentacle and dropped Frodo. Then it began charging at the others.
Melda took the opportunity to hurt one of the members, so she ran up to the scene grabbed the first person she could get her hands on (which unfortunately was Frodo) and began swinging him in the air near the octopus yelling, "Here fishie! Who wants yummy food food?"
"MELDA!" Sam shrieked in horror. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MR.FRODO!?!"
She grinned and simply said, "Killing him."
"I WON'T LET YOU!!" Sam yelled, picked up a frying pan and began to wack Melda with it. She tumbled and fell to the ground.
She was about to hit Sam back but an octopus tentacle shot out of nowhere and grabbed her legs, lifting her high up into the air. She screamed but Legolas shot an arrow and the tentacle dropped her.
Melda immediately jumped on her feet and ran to the secret door. She began banging it yelling loudly, "Mellon! Mellon! Come on, open up! Open Mellon- E!! MELLLOOOOOOOON!!"
Gandalf looked at her and had the look of 'Ooooooooh' on his face. He walked over to Melda and pushed her away. "That's not how you say it you twerp! It's MELL-on!"
The doors of Durin magically opened up and Melda tried to run in but someone accidentally toppled over her and they both fell to the ground.
"Ow! Hey!" Melda said angrily as she tried to see who was on top of her. And it was none but Legolas.
They looked at each other silently for a moment just went Melda snapped out of it and threw him off. "What do you think your doing!?"
"Saving your life!" Legolas replied, getting back up.
"As if! I bet you just took the advantage of the moment when everyone was busy so you can pin me down here in the dark and get it on!"
"WHAT?! No one in their right mind would be caught dead with you!"
"Ha! I'm not the one who scare away people with their looks!" Melda laughed.
"You're right. You're so ugly, you actually scare away BLIND people!" Legolas retorted.
Melda looked at him in an offended way. "Asshole."
"Bitch."
"Oh yeah? Well you're--you're bitchIER!" She stuck out her tongue triumphantly.
Legolas sighed and rolled his eyes, "The term 'Bitch' means a FEMALE dog. Female dogs like YOU for example."
"You know what? I've always been considered the most feminine in my group back home but I guess I've actually met someone who is more feminine than me."
"Then you obviously have been hanging around in a group of she-males."
"What? Like you?" Melda smiled.
"Go to hell." Legolas said, his anger turning visible.
"After you."
"Ladies first."
"WELL THEN WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR!?"
"Oh what? So you're a man now? I see that you've been lying to me when you said about being the most feminine in your group. Unless YOU'RE a she-male. " Legolas smirked.
Melda smacked her forehead. "No wait. That's not what I meant. Let's rewind to the part where you said 'Ladies first', ok?"
Someone behind them cleared his throat. It was Gandalf, his staff was lit up and Gimli was lying on the floor crying.
"Incase you two haven't noticed between your constant bickering, that the monster-creature has broken down the doors and we can't get out, Moria turned out to be a tomb, Goblins are out there, Gollum is following us, I'm about to die soon and GIMLI'S CRYING HIS ASS OFF!!!"
"Ouch," Melda said. "Bet you never expected Gandy to talk like that..."
*~*
*sigh* Doesn't it seem like it takes me so long just for them to get to someplace? It took me like 15 chapters so they can get up to Moria! While in other fics, the whole story's in only 4 chapters. Oh well! More details= more chappies!
*~*
Votes:
Ok, so people voted NO ON 1290348!! Um, I mean no on Romance! Though I got this funny idea with odd parings, like Gollum (hehe! That was so funny!). But whatever, no romance! (but I like romance!! *pouts*) No, I'm sorry, I'm not crazy, I just need sleep. Anyways...
SHOULD I WRITE THE POVS (POINT-OF-VIEWS) OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FELLOWSHIP AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE THINKING?? (hmm...would be funny...)
*~*
Review replies,
Hi-tech Thuathan: As I have said before, NO JUNK STUFF!! PLEASE!! Oh, God these stuff drive me crazy! I hate Chainletters, people say I should just delete them and ignore them, but I just can't help it! I have to see what's inside! But then it says, Send this to at least a 324894377777399999933333333399 people or the ghost of Jenna will come get you in your sleep. Annoying, eh? Anywho, thanks for ur review!
Lightning: Ok, no romance! ^.^ Btw, thanks for the prank ideas! I'll try to put them in the future chapters. Though won't Melda get killed by creatures if they give her bad directions to Lothlorien? THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!! Ahem, I'm ok...^.~ Thanks for ur review!
Arwen: Oh thanks! Yay! Glad it was funny! Ok, no romance! And of course Melda's staying evil! That's what the story's all about, is it not? ^.~
Mellon: Yay! Happy to kno it was funny! ^.^ (these faces are soo cute!!) And now that I updated...can I have my cookie? I would prefer Mr. Christie's chocolate chip ones--or better yet, Pillsbury cookies fresh out of the oven. *drools and runs to the kitchen to snatch some* ahem! Anywho, thanks for the review!
Lily of the Shadow: Thanks!
Surfer-Gurl: I know! I hate school! *shakes fist at the teachers* They give us extra homework just cuz we talk! It ain't my fault though! My mouth just moves on it's own! Oh and glad you find me funny! Very flattering, yes and I do crazy stuff too. But my friends find it funny. Hmm...and about the romance...Haldir perhaps? *grins evilly* Shhhhhhhhhh... ^.^
Enednilwen: Yay! Coolies, thanks!
Imbefaniel: NO ROMANCE! Yes, I know. I didn't want that either. I dun't know why I asked. Just wanted to hear wat other ppl think. Anyways, u built a longbow? Coolies! My bro would freak out if I told him, cuz he was trying to build one for so long. It's supposed to take a couple of months to build one right? Like, you have to put in a humid spot for 2 to 3 months so it can be bendy or somefink like that. I used to do archery in camps (ow, hurt my wrist badly from the stupid string!!). Hey, can u shoot a squirrel for me? Lol, that would be funny. I once scared one by shooting it with water in the hose on full blast. Hehe!
Yellow Drake X: Eeep! Michael Jackson scares me!! I feel bad for his kids! Though, you know what? Some of his songs are pretty goot! Lol, funny review you wrote! ^.^
Cassie-bear01: Naa, don't be sorry for Melda! She's evil! And I dunno if her and Galadriel should team up. I mean they have 2 different personalities! N-e-ways, I'll see! Oh, and oops, sorry I didn't know you live in the Yukon... Ur Canadian? Kool! Me too! What's it like there anyways?
Videl-14: Thanks! Haha! Ur spring brake ended! My Easter Vacation's this Friday! ^.^
Legolas Stalker Tay: Lol, good idea. Thanks!
Shirel: Hmm...thanks for the revenge idea! And I dunno about the romance, no I have something else in mind. I promised Angelia to put some twist anyway! ^.^
Menegliniel: Oh yay! Thankies! ^.^ Ya, I'm leaving romance out.
Meghan: Yay! Thanks! And yup! No romance!
*~*
Ok done! Omg! I need sleep! But. Must. Stay. AWAKE! Everybody, sing with me at the tune of Paul Mcartny's 'Yesterday'!
'Nescafe, what a great way to start the day! It would help you fly away, Oh I believe in Nescafe! With one sip, all your troubles seem so far away, and they need a place to away. Oh won't you believe, in Nescafe?'
Ok I gtg watch Record of Lodoss war in Japanese! (Very good show!)
Anyways, please review! ^.^ -- Aren't these the cutest things you've ever seen!?
Anyways, ya that's because I didn't update in a long time. About that...I'm sorry! Eeep! Sorry! Stupid homework! *shakes fist angrily at the math and French teacher* It's all their fault! Anyways, at least I updated!
In this Chapter, there will be no pranks. (sorry!) But there is insults, comebacks and psycho Melda! ^.^ It's just so hard to get some good pranks! So if you're reading this boring Author's Note, I'm asking you that maybe you could give me some prank ideas and I'll give you credit if I write them part of the story! Thankies! ^.~
*~*
Chapter 15--
*~*
*~*~*MELDA'S POV*~*~*
Too doo dum doo dah...
The stupid Fellowship (NOT including me...well actually yeah...BUT I'M NOT STUPID!!) were trudging along the road.
Funny...
We haven't said a word to each other all morning. They all looked like zombies 'cause they didn't have enough nappy time last night from the rocks I put in their sleeping bags and from my screaming. Hehe...serves them right. DIE! DIE! DIE!
Even Legolas looked worn out. I smiled triumphantly.
Stupid elf, thinks he's all good. All that. I wish I could just do something that would hurt him! It's so tempting to snip off his hair! Or- or push him in mud or something. But it's impossible!! He can hear me from a mile away! I think...
I don't know much about elves and I don't want to know. They're not even supposed to exist! Stupid Tolkien...
We came across a large lake and that's where Gandalf immediately stopped to examine the walls near us. Everyone stopped too, and me not noticing, slammed right into Legolas. Grrr...!
He glared at me as if I did it on purpose and I glared back at him.
Gandalf sighed and began feeling the walls. Eww...that sounded bad!! Where was I? Oh yeah, then he began mumbling stuff to himself while looking at the moon and the walls. Damn I told you he was a crazy nutcase. Crazier than me!!
Just then, magical markings appeared and everybody gasped. Wow. Big whoop. Lights on a wall. Now I've seen everything. Gandalf began reading the markings about some dwarf owning this place. Hmm...I remember reading this in the book.
"What does it mean?" Asked Frodo.
"Hum, it's quite simple. If you're a friend, you just speak the password." Gandalf said smiling. Then he put on his hat, took his staff, looked at the walls as if he was the most important person in the fellowship (even more than me?! Ha! Me finks not!) and said something that sounded like, "Anon is a dim; Edros is, amen. Feannos, no gothrim. Last O' Bethlehem."
"What did you say?" I asked confused.
"He said: Annon Edhelin, edros hi ammen. Fennos nogothrim, Lasto beth lammen." Legolas said in an annoyed tone then he added sarcastically. "Would you also like me to translate it for you, your majesty?"
"Why not, dear peasant? At least you would have some use." I said smiling.
"I think we are misunderstanding each other. I'M the prince and YOU'RE the peasant." Legolas said calmly.
"Actually, I--"
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUTUP!?" Gandalf yelled. "I'm trying to concentrate!"
"Is there another way to open the door?" Asked Frodo.
"How about if we pick the lock?" Pippin said. Gandalf smacked his forehead.
"Kick it down!" Boromir said.
"NO! We cast a spell." Gandalf said.
"Hack it open!" Gimli roared.
"You guys are so dumb!" I said. "The answer is so obvious! I found out what it was before they said it in the book! Or the movie, either."
"What is it then?" Asked Aragorn.
"Nice try! I ain't telling." I said folding my arms.
"She's just saying that. She doesn't really know." Legolas said.
I picked up a rock and threw it on Legolas but as usual, he dodged it and it hit Pippin's head.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Pippin!" I said. Ok, I don't really hate Pippin. He's one of the least people who don't annoy me. Actually, he's the ONLY one who doesn't annoy me.
"Hmm? What are you talking about? Sorry for what?" Said Pippin stupidly.
"The rock..."
"Rock? What rock?"
"You didn't...? Um never mind..." I said.
Gandalf sighed again. "I don't care if Melda knows the password or not. I don't even want it to be told by her."
Ouch...
So due to Gandalf's stubbornness of not begging on his knees for me to tell him the password, we sat there waiting for his slow mind to work for God knows how long.
Aragorn released Bill and Sam began crying. I laughed madly at him for a while. Gimli was bragging about Dwarf welcoming. Hehe, can't wait till we actually go in Moria. I'm gonna laugh at him silly. The hobbits were cooking (well what a surprise? Ok, I'll join them later...). Boromir was playing with the scabs of my bite marks on his hands and Legolas was doing something strange. He was on his knees on the ground picking something up and putting it in a bottle.
A leaned over for a closer look but Legolas saw me and growled at me. Oooook...I moved back and decided to annoy someone else...
"Hey, guys. Let's play a game of 'who throws a rock the farthest in the lake.'" I said picking up a rock and smiling slyly.
"Let's not." Aragorn said grabbing my arm just when I about to toss the rock. "Don't disturb the water."
I grinned stupidly. "Fine. Let's play another game." I threw the rock at Aragorn and it hit him right in the middle of his forehead. "It's called: Let's piss Aragorn off."
Aragorn yanked a small dagger from his boot and thrust it near my neck dangerously. "At first I thought you were just some innocent freaky little girl who put all her anger on us because she was just hurt deep inside but now I know that you are pure annoying and crazy with no excuse. I've had just about enough of you."
"Ooooooh, I'm so scared. Won't Arwen-Darwen and Edmond be mad at you if you kill me?" I asked mockingly. Ha, I know he won't actually do it.
"THEY will. But I wont." Aragorn grinned wickedly. Ok...he was really starting to look scary. With all the sweat and the flies flying all around him... (when was the last time he had a bath...?)
"Aragorn, stop." Gandalf said. "Why do you even bother wasting your time with someone as immature as her?"
"You're right." Aragorn said, putting back his dagger. "She's not worth it..."
"Excuse me? I am worth more than you think, you know!" I said rubbing my neck. "One day I'll--"
"Yeah, yeah." Aragorn said waving his arm uncaringly as he walked away. "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."
I looked at him in a shocked expression. He insulted me! (was that the first time though...?) "I swear that when you're not looking, I'm gonna haul out a sword and stab you all!"
Gimli scoffed, "She does not know who she's talking to, does she?"
"Listen, are you always this stupid?" Said Legolas. "Or are you just making a special effort today?"
I yelled in rage and stomped away, leaving the Fellowship laughing madly at me-AGRH! I'm gonna kill them sooner or later!
*~*~*BACK TO ME TELLING THE STORY (finally!)*~*~*
Melda slumped down on the cold hard ground and began throwing small rocks in the lake as she sighed. She shot a quick glance at the Fellowship and they glared at her. She glared ferociously back at them.
Suddenly the water began to move harder than before. Aragorn looked at Melda and jumped, "MELDA! I thought I told you not to disturb the water!!"
"Ooops, I forgot. Maybe because I'm too stupid to remember what you told me, aren't I Aragorn?" Melda said through clenched teeth.
Frodo screamed as the huge octopus thingy emerged out of the lake and grabbed his ankle. Boromir immediately cut off its tentacle and dropped Frodo. Then it began charging at the others.
Melda took the opportunity to hurt one of the members, so she ran up to the scene grabbed the first person she could get her hands on (which unfortunately was Frodo) and began swinging him in the air near the octopus yelling, "Here fishie! Who wants yummy food food?"
"MELDA!" Sam shrieked in horror. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MR.FRODO!?!"
She grinned and simply said, "Killing him."
"I WON'T LET YOU!!" Sam yelled, picked up a frying pan and began to wack Melda with it. She tumbled and fell to the ground.
She was about to hit Sam back but an octopus tentacle shot out of nowhere and grabbed her legs, lifting her high up into the air. She screamed but Legolas shot an arrow and the tentacle dropped her.
Melda immediately jumped on her feet and ran to the secret door. She began banging it yelling loudly, "Mellon! Mellon! Come on, open up! Open Mellon- E!! MELLLOOOOOOOON!!"
Gandalf looked at her and had the look of 'Ooooooooh' on his face. He walked over to Melda and pushed her away. "That's not how you say it you twerp! It's MELL-on!"
The doors of Durin magically opened up and Melda tried to run in but someone accidentally toppled over her and they both fell to the ground.
"Ow! Hey!" Melda said angrily as she tried to see who was on top of her. And it was none but Legolas.
They looked at each other silently for a moment just went Melda snapped out of it and threw him off. "What do you think your doing!?"
"Saving your life!" Legolas replied, getting back up.
"As if! I bet you just took the advantage of the moment when everyone was busy so you can pin me down here in the dark and get it on!"
"WHAT?! No one in their right mind would be caught dead with you!"
"Ha! I'm not the one who scare away people with their looks!" Melda laughed.
"You're right. You're so ugly, you actually scare away BLIND people!" Legolas retorted.
Melda looked at him in an offended way. "Asshole."
"Bitch."
"Oh yeah? Well you're--you're bitchIER!" She stuck out her tongue triumphantly.
Legolas sighed and rolled his eyes, "The term 'Bitch' means a FEMALE dog. Female dogs like YOU for example."
"You know what? I've always been considered the most feminine in my group back home but I guess I've actually met someone who is more feminine than me."
"Then you obviously have been hanging around in a group of she-males."
"What? Like you?" Melda smiled.
"Go to hell." Legolas said, his anger turning visible.
"After you."
"Ladies first."
"WELL THEN WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR!?"
"Oh what? So you're a man now? I see that you've been lying to me when you said about being the most feminine in your group. Unless YOU'RE a she-male. " Legolas smirked.
Melda smacked her forehead. "No wait. That's not what I meant. Let's rewind to the part where you said 'Ladies first', ok?"
Someone behind them cleared his throat. It was Gandalf, his staff was lit up and Gimli was lying on the floor crying.
"Incase you two haven't noticed between your constant bickering, that the monster-creature has broken down the doors and we can't get out, Moria turned out to be a tomb, Goblins are out there, Gollum is following us, I'm about to die soon and GIMLI'S CRYING HIS ASS OFF!!!"
"Ouch," Melda said. "Bet you never expected Gandy to talk like that..."
*~*
*sigh* Doesn't it seem like it takes me so long just for them to get to someplace? It took me like 15 chapters so they can get up to Moria! While in other fics, the whole story's in only 4 chapters. Oh well! More details= more chappies!
*~*
Votes:
Ok, so people voted NO ON 1290348!! Um, I mean no on Romance! Though I got this funny idea with odd parings, like Gollum (hehe! That was so funny!). But whatever, no romance! (but I like romance!! *pouts*) No, I'm sorry, I'm not crazy, I just need sleep. Anyways...
SHOULD I WRITE THE POVS (POINT-OF-VIEWS) OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FELLOWSHIP AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE THINKING?? (hmm...would be funny...)
*~*
Review replies,
Hi-tech Thuathan: As I have said before, NO JUNK STUFF!! PLEASE!! Oh, God these stuff drive me crazy! I hate Chainletters, people say I should just delete them and ignore them, but I just can't help it! I have to see what's inside! But then it says, Send this to at least a 324894377777399999933333333399 people or the ghost of Jenna will come get you in your sleep. Annoying, eh? Anywho, thanks for ur review!
Lightning: Ok, no romance! ^.^ Btw, thanks for the prank ideas! I'll try to put them in the future chapters. Though won't Melda get killed by creatures if they give her bad directions to Lothlorien? THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!! Ahem, I'm ok...^.~ Thanks for ur review!
Arwen: Oh thanks! Yay! Glad it was funny! Ok, no romance! And of course Melda's staying evil! That's what the story's all about, is it not? ^.~
Mellon: Yay! Happy to kno it was funny! ^.^ (these faces are soo cute!!) And now that I updated...can I have my cookie? I would prefer Mr. Christie's chocolate chip ones--or better yet, Pillsbury cookies fresh out of the oven. *drools and runs to the kitchen to snatch some* ahem! Anywho, thanks for the review!
Lily of the Shadow: Thanks!
Surfer-Gurl: I know! I hate school! *shakes fist at the teachers* They give us extra homework just cuz we talk! It ain't my fault though! My mouth just moves on it's own! Oh and glad you find me funny! Very flattering, yes and I do crazy stuff too. But my friends find it funny. Hmm...and about the romance...Haldir perhaps? *grins evilly* Shhhhhhhhhh... ^.^
Enednilwen: Yay! Coolies, thanks!
Imbefaniel: NO ROMANCE! Yes, I know. I didn't want that either. I dun't know why I asked. Just wanted to hear wat other ppl think. Anyways, u built a longbow? Coolies! My bro would freak out if I told him, cuz he was trying to build one for so long. It's supposed to take a couple of months to build one right? Like, you have to put in a humid spot for 2 to 3 months so it can be bendy or somefink like that. I used to do archery in camps (ow, hurt my wrist badly from the stupid string!!). Hey, can u shoot a squirrel for me? Lol, that would be funny. I once scared one by shooting it with water in the hose on full blast. Hehe!
Yellow Drake X: Eeep! Michael Jackson scares me!! I feel bad for his kids! Though, you know what? Some of his songs are pretty goot! Lol, funny review you wrote! ^.^
Cassie-bear01: Naa, don't be sorry for Melda! She's evil! And I dunno if her and Galadriel should team up. I mean they have 2 different personalities! N-e-ways, I'll see! Oh, and oops, sorry I didn't know you live in the Yukon... Ur Canadian? Kool! Me too! What's it like there anyways?
Videl-14: Thanks! Haha! Ur spring brake ended! My Easter Vacation's this Friday! ^.^
Legolas Stalker Tay: Lol, good idea. Thanks!
Shirel: Hmm...thanks for the revenge idea! And I dunno about the romance, no I have something else in mind. I promised Angelia to put some twist anyway! ^.^
Menegliniel: Oh yay! Thankies! ^.^ Ya, I'm leaving romance out.
Meghan: Yay! Thanks! And yup! No romance!
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Ok done! Omg! I need sleep! But. Must. Stay. AWAKE! Everybody, sing with me at the tune of Paul Mcartny's 'Yesterday'!
'Nescafe, what a great way to start the day! It would help you fly away, Oh I believe in Nescafe! With one sip, all your troubles seem so far away, and they need a place to away. Oh won't you believe, in Nescafe?'
Ok I gtg watch Record of Lodoss war in Japanese! (Very good show!)
Anyways, please review! ^.^ -- Aren't these the cutest things you've ever seen!?