Thanks for the compliments...guys....i actually thought it was bad.....
So, B with the most votes...
----What did Thomas do?
Jack turns around and sees Thomas....He faints...
A/N: I'm going to use this for the thoughts...i^whatever the dude is thinking^/i
i^Oh, god! No.......^/i
Thomas stands above Jack and starts to laugh maniacally!!!! Oh, no! What will our hero do in this situation?.........
Unknown: Apparently he'll sleep...
Author: I know that!
Unknown: Well, I was just pointing out! Geez!
Author: But I'M the author!!!! I decide!!! Stop it, or I'll call mummy!
So our brave author continues telling the story....
Thomas: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! heheehe....ahem, well...my super-sleep gas has finally captured a strapping young lad!!! (A/N: Well, good for you, young chap, but get on with the story, thats a good mate!) WOOHOOO!!!
Thomas jumps around, singing American Pie....
Thomas: (in singing voice) And this'll be the day that I dieeee....(does dance)....And good ol' boys were drinkin' whisky and wine......
Our hero starts to wake up...
Jack: *yawn*
A/N: Bodily noises will be produced with the asterisks....
Jack: Thomas!!!!! (looks at Thomas with great admiration) You can dance to American Pie!!! (joins in)
Gaaahhhhh!!!!! Our hero has fallen into the trap of dancing!!!!
Thomas: *fart*
Jack: Ooh!
BANG
Ohhhh, how horrible!!! Our hero has once again fainted!
Thomas: Yeheaah! He is now fainted!
Unknown: Well, he was before, why didnt ypou do anything before?
Thomas: Well, I knew THAT! I was just acting happy........well, down to business...
Unknown: Whatever, I'll be at Moe's--, er, I mean, uhmm......cya
Thomas: Sheesh....Well, let's get you on my bed!
So, Thomas heaves Jack onto his bed.....*cries*....
Thomas: Geez, this guy must be heavier than...a...uhmm...well, heavier than something lighter than him!
Uh-oh! Thomas is now in the bed, too.....
...
...
...
Thomas: That was nice....
Jack: Ooh..yeah..........yeaaaa---gyaaaaarrrghgggh!!!
Thomas: What?
Jack: Wha-what are you doing here? Oh, ohhh...this must be YOUR house!
Thomas: Damn right it is.....
Jack: Then why am I in your bed? You are too!
Thomas: And your clothes?
Jack: On the floor....
Thomas: ;)
Eeeeewww!!! Jack, run for it!
Jack: I will!
So, Jack gets out of bed and runs out of the door, turns right and enters the Library.
Thomas: He'll be back! He left his clothes...and Mary'll fix him right......
Thomas says as his staring at the library, clotheless..
---Library
Jack: I think I'm free from that gay raper....
Mary: Oh, you......*blush*
Huh! Mary sees Jack! Jack turns around and sees Mary...
Jack: Oh, you seem to be taken by the handsome....!
Jack says, forgetting about the clothing problem...
Mary: Uhh, umm...would you like a b-book?
Jack: A book? To read...oh, noo....
Mary: Not to read....
Mary talks even quieter..
Jack: Oh, did you ask my name? It's Jack...from the BlackStar Farm...
Mary: I said, not to read, Jack!
Jack: I still don't get you...
Mary: A BOOK TO COVER YOURSELF!!
She says and points at jack, blushing...Jack screams like a little girl, his mouth open....Jack runs away back home, screaming....
Mary: What a stupid but cute boy...hehe....
---The farm
Jack: Fiyew! That was a big st00pid thing!
A dog walks along and sees Jack...
Jack: What are you looking at, you devil spawn?
Zack comes along...
Zack: No shipment? Oh, well....and that dog is yours, better name him..something like Rover, maybe....
Jack: Hey, Zack, look at what the mayor did to me!
Zack: Oh, no...you....are....clotheless....
Jack: He raped me!
Zack: Hey, we all get done sometime if we wanna live here.....
Zack reminisces his raping....
Jack: Oh, GOD, why did I come here?
Zack: iunno.....
Zack shrugs and walks off.....Jack turns around and picks up the dog...
Jack: And you will be called DevilSpawn! Yes you will!
Jack babytalks the dog...
Dog: i^What? I am no baby! I am a puppy!^/i
Author: Nyeh, same thing...
Jack goes to sleep with DS (DevilSpawn) in his house....
Jack: i^wooow! a tv!^/i
He goes to sleep....and wakes up at 8 o'clock next day...
Jack: Hrrmmm, what shall I do?
END
A/N: Poll! What should Jack do?
A) Work on his Farm
B) Meet people in town
C) Get back his clothes
D) Buy a cow...
E) Find Mary....................
BTW, if you pick A, B or D, he wears another pair of the clothes, cos I can't be stuffed...
So, B with the most votes...
----What did Thomas do?
Jack turns around and sees Thomas....He faints...
A/N: I'm going to use this for the thoughts...i^whatever the dude is thinking^/i
i^Oh, god! No.......^/i
Thomas stands above Jack and starts to laugh maniacally!!!! Oh, no! What will our hero do in this situation?.........
Unknown: Apparently he'll sleep...
Author: I know that!
Unknown: Well, I was just pointing out! Geez!
Author: But I'M the author!!!! I decide!!! Stop it, or I'll call mummy!
So our brave author continues telling the story....
Thomas: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! heheehe....ahem, well...my super-sleep gas has finally captured a strapping young lad!!! (A/N: Well, good for you, young chap, but get on with the story, thats a good mate!) WOOHOOO!!!
Thomas jumps around, singing American Pie....
Thomas: (in singing voice) And this'll be the day that I dieeee....(does dance)....And good ol' boys were drinkin' whisky and wine......
Our hero starts to wake up...
Jack: *yawn*
A/N: Bodily noises will be produced with the asterisks....
Jack: Thomas!!!!! (looks at Thomas with great admiration) You can dance to American Pie!!! (joins in)
Gaaahhhhh!!!!! Our hero has fallen into the trap of dancing!!!!
Thomas: *fart*
Jack: Ooh!
BANG
Ohhhh, how horrible!!! Our hero has once again fainted!
Thomas: Yeheaah! He is now fainted!
Unknown: Well, he was before, why didnt ypou do anything before?
Thomas: Well, I knew THAT! I was just acting happy........well, down to business...
Unknown: Whatever, I'll be at Moe's--, er, I mean, uhmm......cya
Thomas: Sheesh....Well, let's get you on my bed!
So, Thomas heaves Jack onto his bed.....*cries*....
Thomas: Geez, this guy must be heavier than...a...uhmm...well, heavier than something lighter than him!
Uh-oh! Thomas is now in the bed, too.....
...
...
...
Thomas: That was nice....
Jack: Ooh..yeah..........yeaaaa---gyaaaaarrrghgggh!!!
Thomas: What?
Jack: Wha-what are you doing here? Oh, ohhh...this must be YOUR house!
Thomas: Damn right it is.....
Jack: Then why am I in your bed? You are too!
Thomas: And your clothes?
Jack: On the floor....
Thomas: ;)
Eeeeewww!!! Jack, run for it!
Jack: I will!
So, Jack gets out of bed and runs out of the door, turns right and enters the Library.
Thomas: He'll be back! He left his clothes...and Mary'll fix him right......
Thomas says as his staring at the library, clotheless..
---Library
Jack: I think I'm free from that gay raper....
Mary: Oh, you......*blush*
Huh! Mary sees Jack! Jack turns around and sees Mary...
Jack: Oh, you seem to be taken by the handsome....!
Jack says, forgetting about the clothing problem...
Mary: Uhh, umm...would you like a b-book?
Jack: A book? To read...oh, noo....
Mary: Not to read....
Mary talks even quieter..
Jack: Oh, did you ask my name? It's Jack...from the BlackStar Farm...
Mary: I said, not to read, Jack!
Jack: I still don't get you...
Mary: A BOOK TO COVER YOURSELF!!
She says and points at jack, blushing...Jack screams like a little girl, his mouth open....Jack runs away back home, screaming....
Mary: What a stupid but cute boy...hehe....
---The farm
Jack: Fiyew! That was a big st00pid thing!
A dog walks along and sees Jack...
Jack: What are you looking at, you devil spawn?
Zack comes along...
Zack: No shipment? Oh, well....and that dog is yours, better name him..something like Rover, maybe....
Jack: Hey, Zack, look at what the mayor did to me!
Zack: Oh, no...you....are....clotheless....
Jack: He raped me!
Zack: Hey, we all get done sometime if we wanna live here.....
Zack reminisces his raping....
Jack: Oh, GOD, why did I come here?
Zack: iunno.....
Zack shrugs and walks off.....Jack turns around and picks up the dog...
Jack: And you will be called DevilSpawn! Yes you will!
Jack babytalks the dog...
Dog: i^What? I am no baby! I am a puppy!^/i
Author: Nyeh, same thing...
Jack goes to sleep with DS (DevilSpawn) in his house....
Jack: i^wooow! a tv!^/i
He goes to sleep....and wakes up at 8 o'clock next day...
Jack: Hrrmmm, what shall I do?
END
A/N: Poll! What should Jack do?
A) Work on his Farm
B) Meet people in town
C) Get back his clothes
D) Buy a cow...
E) Find Mary....................
BTW, if you pick A, B or D, he wears another pair of the clothes, cos I can't be stuffed...