REVIEWERS FIRST!
The Rogue Witch – Well, yeah, Columbia and Eddie are pretty obvious....
Brad Majors – NOT SCOTT! WRONG! I know he seems to suit, but think more along the lines of the relationships in XME....
Narrator: Not Xavier.... .interestingly enough, hes not even in this....
Riff Raff – nope. Lol.
Magenta – Could be.... but no.... lol....
I know RR and Magenta don't seem to fit who I've placed them as, but, well, they WILL FIT DAMNIT!
Sorry, been trying to put the ball in the square hole again....
ST JOHN IS NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! He's my pet.... *Manic grin*
ON WITH THE SHOW, and Just for The Rogue Witch, here's The wonderfully re-names, REMY'S TEDDY, complete with character ad-libs (in brackets....)
Dr Scott: From ze day he waz born, he waz trubble.
He was ze t'orn, in hiz mudderz side.
She tried in vain
Narrator: But he never brought her nothing but pain
Dr. Scott: He left home ze day she died.
From ze day she waz gone, All he wanted
Waz rock n roll porn, und a motorbike
Sh-sh-sh-shooting up junk
Narrator: He was a low-down cheap little punk (Do you really think that this isn't going a little far my friend?)
Dr. Scott: Taking everyone for a ride.
Jamie's:
When Remy said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife
Frank-N-Furter: What-a-guy!
Janet: Makes you, like, cry!
Dr. Scott: Und I did.
Columbia: Everybody shoved him,
Ah very nearleh loved him
Ah said 'Hey listen ta meh,
Stay sane inside insanity!'
But he locked tha door
An' threw away tha key!
Dr. Scott: But he must have been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note vich reads
Jamie's Whats it say, whats it say?
Dr. Scott: Remy's out of m' head.
Narrator: Oh hurry or Remy may b' dead! (I believe they're a little late for rescuing him....)
Dr. Scott: Dey mustn't carry out der evil deeds!
Jamie's:
When Remy said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife
Frank-N-Furter: What-a-guy!
Janet: Makes you, like, cry!
Dr. Scott: Und I did
Everyone:
When Remy said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife
Frank-N-Furter: What-a-guy!
Janet: Makes you, like, cry!
Dr. Scott: Und I did
Frank-N-Furter: What-a-guy!
Janet: Makes you, like, cry!
Dr. Scott: Und I did