Yay! New chappy!.....I'm gonna dance and prance and ---.......okay...I'm not really feeling high today....so.....
---Narrator's Departure
Host: And now we're back with Jack and his friends in Mineral Village....Let me remind you that Jack has picked My Sympathies....
---Scene
-A-choppa-choppa-chop!-
Whaa? It seems there is a chopper around here...
Jack: Wicked..
Gyaaahhh!! A monkey in a ninja costume jumps down!
More jump down....
Monkey1: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You give me a Banana and I give you.............
DAN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (drum roll)
Monkey1: Some....
Other monkeys: FLOWERS!!!
Jack: Aaaawww, that's so nice!.....*smiles*
Monkey1: Of DOOM!!!
Other monkeys: DOOM!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jack: *scream*
Oh, no! The bad monkeys have scared our Jack back home!! Hey, wha?
Popuri: *pays Monkey1* Thanks....
Monkey1: No prob....You are our Monkey Queen!
Popuri: *smokes* Hrmm....He's cute though...*takes some pills*......*is suddenly happy*
Some Monkey: Ooohh....Whatever she's on, I want some!
Popuri: ACK! Yuck, suh-moke!!!! *throws up*.......Oh, you monkeyses are soo pweetty! I'll go picks somes daisies!!! *runs off*
Unknown: ...I didn't know she was on something *points in Popuri's direction*
Some Monkey: *shrugs*
Monkeys: *disappear*.........
Well......I guess our hero is afraid of monkeys...........
Jack: Just tell all the evil dudes that wanna kill, thanks Narrator!
Well............*feels guilty*............Anyway, then........
---BlackStar Farm
Jack walks into his cabin...
DS: j0!
Jack: j0, DS!.............He-hey! You can speak.....!
DS: 0|-|, j00 n07|(3D!
(Oh, you noticed!)
DS: I guess I'll not speak l33t then............Well.......you see, I went out and bought a comp. and learnt english!
Jack: K00lies!........But where did you get your money?
DS: *feels guilty*
Oh, now you're just making EVERYONE feel guilty! How typical!
Author: *look of hatred*
Oh, it's fine....I don't care! Get the weekend guy, coz I'm not working!
Author: Oh, now you're stealing gags off the Simpsons! Just like Unknown!
Unknown: j0, don't pull me in here!
Author: FINE! You both just go! You're both FIRED!!!!
Unknown&Narrator: You can't fire us! WE QUIT!!!
Author: FINE! SEE IF I CARE!!!
Unknown&Narrator: You DO!!! *both leave*
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...
...
Tech. Diff's Guy: Uh, we are experiencing some technical difficulties here, if you would please mind, turn off your comp. screen now!
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...
...
Author: TD Guy! Did you tell the audience to turn their screens off? Coz if you did they won't be able to read our FF! *walks into a chair* (Ow!)
TD Guy: Uhmm....yes? Ma'm?
Author: You're fired, Avery! *gets up*
Avery: Yes, ma'm....*leaves*
Author to you: You see? I just lost 3 employees!.......Geez, these people I work with......*shakes head*.........
Author: I guess I'm gonna have to find another Narrator.........
(dude walks by)
Author: You, dude, what's your name, and can you narrate?
Dude: Smith, John Smith.........and, yes, yes I can narrate....
Author: I like you're ass, you're hired!
John: *looks at his butt* I'm the Naha-rrator!
And John, er, my profile is this.........
Name: John Smith
Age: ???
Gender: M
Type: Stick-Figure......
Author.......now get on with it!.......Time's almost up!
---Harvest Moon
DS: Let's just say....."Press Start, Jack"
Jack: Uhmm, Okay....*presses start*
Wow...Ahem, it seems like it shows this....
BlackStar Farm
Jack __________......................Gold -10000
DS -_________
..............................Chicken 0.................Cow 0
..............................Sheep 0....................Chicken Feed
..............................Dead Animals 0........Cow/Sheep Feed
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-
And our brave hero looks at the money, -10000.....Hajah-waaaaaaaaahhh?
Jack: Hajah-waaaaaaaaaaahhh?
Author: Don't start a fight, John........
He has realised it is MINUS!!! Jack is OWING 10000G!!!
Jack: DS! You bad dog!
DS: I know, I just couldn't help it........I KNOW 10500G is alot, but I bought Counter-Strike, too! A-And Rune...!
Jack: I don't know......you're gonna have to start working back for the money.....
DS: But it's a Penti4 with I dunno how many Megs.......Uhmm, cable, too!
Jack: Where did you get the phone line, I don't have a phone.......
DS: Uhmm......the.....Inn?
Jack: Oh, they are going to be furious!.........
DS:........Uuuhhhh..
Jack: They know? How did they react?
Ann: Guh-reat!
Jack: Oh, lucky!....Gayaahhhaaayyy?
Ann: Oh, you silly!
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END for now........! My mum is gonna pick me up!
---Narrator's Departure
Host: And now we're back with Jack and his friends in Mineral Village....Let me remind you that Jack has picked My Sympathies....
---Scene
-A-choppa-choppa-chop!-
Whaa? It seems there is a chopper around here...
Jack: Wicked..
Gyaaahhh!! A monkey in a ninja costume jumps down!
More jump down....
Monkey1: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You give me a Banana and I give you.............
DAN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (drum roll)
Monkey1: Some....
Other monkeys: FLOWERS!!!
Jack: Aaaawww, that's so nice!.....*smiles*
Monkey1: Of DOOM!!!
Other monkeys: DOOM!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jack: *scream*
Oh, no! The bad monkeys have scared our Jack back home!! Hey, wha?
Popuri: *pays Monkey1* Thanks....
Monkey1: No prob....You are our Monkey Queen!
Popuri: *smokes* Hrmm....He's cute though...*takes some pills*......*is suddenly happy*
Some Monkey: Ooohh....Whatever she's on, I want some!
Popuri: ACK! Yuck, suh-moke!!!! *throws up*.......Oh, you monkeyses are soo pweetty! I'll go picks somes daisies!!! *runs off*
Unknown: ...I didn't know she was on something *points in Popuri's direction*
Some Monkey: *shrugs*
Monkeys: *disappear*.........
Well......I guess our hero is afraid of monkeys...........
Jack: Just tell all the evil dudes that wanna kill, thanks Narrator!
Well............*feels guilty*............Anyway, then........
---BlackStar Farm
Jack walks into his cabin...
DS: j0!
Jack: j0, DS!.............He-hey! You can speak.....!
DS: 0|-|, j00 n07|(3D!
(Oh, you noticed!)
DS: I guess I'll not speak l33t then............Well.......you see, I went out and bought a comp. and learnt english!
Jack: K00lies!........But where did you get your money?
DS: *feels guilty*
Oh, now you're just making EVERYONE feel guilty! How typical!
Author: *look of hatred*
Oh, it's fine....I don't care! Get the weekend guy, coz I'm not working!
Author: Oh, now you're stealing gags off the Simpsons! Just like Unknown!
Unknown: j0, don't pull me in here!
Author: FINE! You both just go! You're both FIRED!!!!
Unknown&Narrator: You can't fire us! WE QUIT!!!
Author: FINE! SEE IF I CARE!!!
Unknown&Narrator: You DO!!! *both leave*
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...
...
Tech. Diff's Guy: Uh, we are experiencing some technical difficulties here, if you would please mind, turn off your comp. screen now!
...
...
...
Author: TD Guy! Did you tell the audience to turn their screens off? Coz if you did they won't be able to read our FF! *walks into a chair* (Ow!)
TD Guy: Uhmm....yes? Ma'm?
Author: You're fired, Avery! *gets up*
Avery: Yes, ma'm....*leaves*
Author to you: You see? I just lost 3 employees!.......Geez, these people I work with......*shakes head*.........
Author: I guess I'm gonna have to find another Narrator.........
(dude walks by)
Author: You, dude, what's your name, and can you narrate?
Dude: Smith, John Smith.........and, yes, yes I can narrate....
Author: I like you're ass, you're hired!
John: *looks at his butt* I'm the Naha-rrator!
And John, er, my profile is this.........
Name: John Smith
Age: ???
Gender: M
Type: Stick-Figure......
Author.......now get on with it!.......Time's almost up!
---Harvest Moon
DS: Let's just say....."Press Start, Jack"
Jack: Uhmm, Okay....*presses start*
Wow...Ahem, it seems like it shows this....
BlackStar Farm
Jack __________......................Gold -10000
DS -_________
..............................Chicken 0.................Cow 0
..............................Sheep 0....................Chicken Feed
..............................Dead Animals 0........Cow/Sheep Feed
-
-
And our brave hero looks at the money, -10000.....Hajah-waaaaaaaaahhh?
Jack: Hajah-waaaaaaaaaaahhh?
Author: Don't start a fight, John........
He has realised it is MINUS!!! Jack is OWING 10000G!!!
Jack: DS! You bad dog!
DS: I know, I just couldn't help it........I KNOW 10500G is alot, but I bought Counter-Strike, too! A-And Rune...!
Jack: I don't know......you're gonna have to start working back for the money.....
DS: But it's a Penti4 with I dunno how many Megs.......Uhmm, cable, too!
Jack: Where did you get the phone line, I don't have a phone.......
DS: Uhmm......the.....Inn?
Jack: Oh, they are going to be furious!.........
DS:........Uuuhhhh..
Jack: They know? How did they react?
Ann: Guh-reat!
Jack: Oh, lucky!....Gayaahhhaaayyy?
Ann: Oh, you silly!
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END for now........! My mum is gonna pick me up!