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12 days of Christmas - Lotr style
On the 1st day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 8 Legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 9th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 9 Riders riding, 8 Legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me -10 Riders of Rohan 9 Riders riding, 8 legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 11 loaves of Lembas, 10 Riders of Rohan, 9 Riders riding, 8 Riders of Rohan, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 12 girly elves, 11 loaves of Lembas, 10 Riders of Rohan, 9 Riders riding, 8 Riders of Rohan, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
12 days of Christmas - Lotr style
On the 1st day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 8 Legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 9th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 9 Riders riding, 8 Legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me -10 Riders of Rohan 9 Riders riding, 8 legs on Shelob, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 11 loaves of Lembas, 10 Riders of Rohan, 9 Riders riding, 8 Riders of Rohan, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Lord Sauron gave to me - 12 girly elves, 11 loaves of Lembas, 10 Riders of Rohan, 9 Riders riding, 8 Riders of Rohan, 7 giant Mumakil, 6 swords 'a clinging, 5 Shards of Narsil, 4 hairy hobbits, 3 arrows in Boromir, 2 evil towers and 1 shiny elven ring.