Last time, on Fourth Impact:

"SHINJI YOU IDIOT! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT WITH AN ANGEL!"

That sums it up quite nicely, yes. Okay, this is the last background chapter. Next chapter is where the real story starts. You should probably read this chapter because you might get a bit confused otherwise. You probably shouldn't be reading any of these chapters because there has to be something better for you to be doing.

Disclaimer: See Chapter 9

Fourth Impact Chapter 5: False Alarm.

Three months later.

"Shinji! Get over here and help me!" Shinji hurried over to her. She was standing in front of her wardrobe, pouting. When she saw him, she grabbed him and almost flung him in. "Shinji. Find something that doesn't make me look fat."

"But Asuka, you're not." She was getting upset because it was getting obvious that she was pregnant. It had been obvious for some time, but only now was Asuka acknowledging that.

"Shut up and find something."

"Asuka-" He turned to find that she was glowing orange. She always did that when she was upset. Ritsuko said that it was from her child feeling her anger, getting upset, and projecting it's AT field for her.

In Central Dogma, an alarm went off.

Makoto glanced at the screen. "AT field.blood pattern blue." he waited a moment, then shook his head. "Don't worry, it's just Asuka again." Everybody sweatdropped.

Misato downed a beer. "Every other day, she just has to get the baby upset." People nodded sadly.

"Tell me how this happened again?" asked Misato. Ritsuko sighed.

"After the battle with the Fourteenth Angel, when Shinji merged with the LCL, he came back with an S2 organ and a core. He was an Angel from bonding with Unit 01. Thus, any children he has will be Angels."

"Let's just hope he stops with this one."

Misato smirked. "I think that decision will be handled by Asuka more than Shinji."

Five months later.

"You're now the father of a very healthy baby girl." The doctor placed the bundle in Shinji's arms. Trembling with fear, he pulled back the hood to stare into the bright blue eyes of a very human-looking infant.

"Looks human." he murmured. He walked over to Asuka, who yanked the baby out of his hands and began to suckle her.

"What are we going to name her?" he asked. She glanced at him, smiling. "Who made this possible?" Asuka asked him. "Who brought us together, made us fall in love and made us realize that we were in love? Who should get the embarrassment after all the pain she put us through."

Shinji held back a snicker. "She's going to be so unbalanced by this."

"I just hope our Misato doesn't pick up any of her namesake's habits." Replied Asuka.

"What?" Misato's eyes were bulging. "You named her after me?" Shinji grinned at her, holding out his daughter.

"Do you want to say hello to Misa-chan?" he asked. "Just don't yell too loud, she doesn't like it."

"Misa-chan." Misato whispered, taking her from Shinji. The baby giggled at her. She turned to Shinji again. "Is she."

Shinji nodded. "Blue blood pattern, ability to manifest an AT field." He told her. "She has an Angel core for a heart and an S2 engine for a stomach. Otherwise she's normal." Misato's eyes met those of Misato Jr. The woman's eyes widened as she stared into the depths.

Misa-chan giggled again as Misato passed her back to Shinji.

"No, she's not normal." Whispered Misato when Shinji walked away. "Far from it." She went to get a beer.

"She's so cute!" exclaimed Suzuhara Hikari. Misato Jr. giggled and squirmed in her arms. Asuka smirked.

"Say, where's Touji?" Shinji asked. Hikari chuckled.

"He's feeding Takoru." She replied. "He has his father's appetite." Asuka shuddered. "Don't worry, he'll be out to see Misa-chan in a bit."

"As long as the Stooge doesn't hold my baby." Said Asuka. "He'll probably drop her."

"Asuka!" Hikari said indignantly. "I thought you said that you wouldn't be so mean to him."

"I'm not mean." Asuka replied. "But I do have an image to keep up."

Then Touji came out carrying Takoru in his arms. The two babies turned to face each other. Then Takoru blinked, and Misa started giggling uncontrollably. Touji, who had caught a glance at Misa's eyes, stared blankly at the baby.

"Well, Hikari, it looks like your husband hasn't grown any more intelligent. He's staring at my girl like he hasn't seen one in years"

"Hey!"

AN: I originally was going to have two children, twin girls. I was going to have them named Kyoko and Yui, with Kyoko having Shinji's personality and Yui having Asuka's. A little mix-up at birth (^-^). Then I realized that I would have to create some boys to match them, but I wanted to have a brother and a sister somewhere, to create an overprotective-older-brother complex, and thus I would have needed another boy, and then things would have gotten out of hand. Furthermore, I would have needed to resurrect Unit 02, but I needed it down in order to make it so that they would only have a berserker Eva to work with. And finally, I realized that there were more jokes I could make with a young Misato, mostly involving beer.