The Nightmare part 2

By Honest Weasel

Note: YGO and related characters belongs to Takahashi. Joey has to struggle with that evil Spanish girl, Dora, and her annoying monkey, Boots in order to reach the door. Enjoy! And I'm serious when I say she's evil!

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The adventure starts. As Joey enters his door he looks around and notices the world he's in is colorful and there's trees, rocks, bugs, and other objects with eyes and a mouth.

Joey: Man, this place is creepy! I don't wanna be here!

Just then, a little girl with big eyes and a oval shaped head comes up to Joey along with a little purple monkey with red boots on.

Joey: *narrows his eyes* Here it goes…

Dora: Hola, I'm Dora!

Boots: And I'm Boots! What's your name?

Joey: Does it matter?

Dora: You have to tell us your name!

Joey: Whatever. It's Joey.

Dora & Boots: Hola, Joey!

Dora: *looks at the reader* Can you say "Joey"?

Joey: What the??? Of course they can say my name!!

Dora: *still facing the reader* When I count to three let's all say Joey loud. 1...2...3... JOEY!!

Joey: This is so annoying…

Dora: *still facing the reader* This time on the count of three let's say Joey softly. 1...2...3...Joey.

Joey: Okay, they get the point, now can you just tell me how to get to the end of the door already?

Dora: Now, we must go to my grandmother's house and take her some berries because she's not feeling well. *faces the reader*…

Joey: Oh No, here we go again….

Dora: Who do we ask for when we need locations? *waits 10 slow seconds* That right, the map!! You're so smart!

Joey: What! Nobody said anything.

The map jumps out of Dora's backpack.

Map: *Sings that dumb song* When there's a place you gotta go, I can tell you where you need to go, I'm the map! If there's a place you gotta go, I can get you there I bet, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map….Whatever.

Joey: Okay, now is that even possible?? A map singing???? This doesn't make any kind of sense.

Map: Okay, you whiney brat, let's get this over with so I can get some sleep. Okay you go across the yellow bridge, then go through the pink flower field then walk across the ice cream park to get to your stupid grandma's house. And if you bother me again I'll tear your……Ah who cares. *jumps back in the bag*

Joey: See, kid, even that map's sick of you.

Dora: *faces reader as three images appear below her* Okay, first we go to across the yellow bridge, then through the pink flower field, and across the ice cream park.

Joey: Okay, before we do anything, I have some suggestions for this show. First off, you guys need to put some upbeat in this show and put a little violence in it or something. This show is so dumb that it gets less and less viewers each day. I'm sorry I had to say this but it's true, so do you agree with me?

After Joey gives his comments and suggestions he notices Dora and Boots left already.

Joey: What da!!! Hey, wait for me!!! I can't believe I just said that.

1 minute later, Joey catches up with them.

Boots: We were looking all over for you!

Joey: No you weren't! You two were just standing there looking pointless. And you guys didn't even hear a word I said back there.

Dora: C'mon let's all find the yellow bridge!!

Boots: Yeah!!!!

Joey: No!!!!

That "Everybody let's go" song starts.

Dora: *Sings* C'mon guys sing it with us! Bridge, Field, Ice Cream! Bridge, Field, Ice Cream!! Bridge, Field, Ice Cream!!!!!!!

After Boots does a flip and 4 seconds of the instrumental plays, they continue to sing. (Sorry if I got the lyrics wrong.)

Boots & Dora: *sings* Come on along with us, everybody let's go!

Boots: *sings* C'mon let's get to it!

Dora: I know that we can do it!

Dora & Boots: *Sings* Where are we going? *looks at Joey*

Joey: Huh, what? What am I supposed to do?

Dora: *whispers* Sing the rest of the song.

Joey: *whispers back* Yeah, I like to whisper, too.

Dora: *whispering* No, sing the rest of the song.

Joey: "whispers* Ohhh. I don't know the rest of it.

Dora: *whispers* Silly…. say Bridge.

Joey: *whispers* Bridge.

Dora: *whispers* Now say it louder.

Joey: Bridge!

Dora & Boots: *continues to sing* Where are we going?

Joey: Bridge!

Dora & Boots: *continues* Where are we going?

Joey: *shouts* BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

After the singing, Dora and Boots starts dancing and the song finally ends.

Joey: Okay, can you guys please tell me how to get to the door that exits this world?? I really want to get out of here.

Dora: First, you must help me and Boots find Grandmother's house.

Joey: She's not my Grandmother.

Boots: Hey, Dora, I see the yellow bridge!

Dora: Yay, Boots!!!!

Joey: Yippie. I'm going to do a back flip. *being sarcastic.*

As Dora, Boots, and bored Joey walks up to the bridge, they notice it's missing 4 pieces.

Dora: On no!!! What will we do???

Joey: Aw well, guess we can't go to your grandma's house. Wait a sec, if there's no bridge, there's no exit outta this creepy world!! WE GOTTA FIND THE PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dora: *faces the reader* Will you help me, Boots and Joey find the 4 missing bridge pieces? *waits 4 seconds for a invisible answer.* Great!! Just look around and tell us when you see a piece.

There's one in a tree, one behind a bush, one on the ground and one on a tree stump. After that, they magically put themselves back on the bridge.

Joey: *blink blink* Well that was dumb…

Dora: *looks at the reader* Great! You put the pieces back together!! Now we must find the pink flower field.

Joey: Okay listen Spanish girl, I don't wanna do anymore of ya stupid pointless adventures, so it would be nice if you can simply tell me where the door is. So do we got ourselves a deal or what?….Spanish girl? Where'd she go now?

4 seconds later, Joey finds Dora and Boots .

Joey: Why da heck are you guys keep walking away from me and ignoring me?

Dora: Next we must go to through the pink flower field!

Joey: See, you just did it again!! I feel like I'm invisible or something!

Boots: C'mon let's go through the pink flower field!

Dora: Yeah!!!!!

After some more singing and dancing, they reach the flower field.

Joey: Okay, so we just cross the field right? When I say that, I mean no quests, no singing or any of that other stuff you people do?

Dora: *ignores* Hey, Boots!!! Let's take six flowers to my grandma!! She'll love that!!!

Joey: Aw Geez, do we gotta do this??

Dora: Yes, there for my grandma!

Joey: *sighs*

Dora: *looks at the reader* Will you help me pick six flowers for my Grandmother? *waits 4 seconds for an answer* Great!! Count with me! 1...2...3...4...5...6! We did it! We picked six flowers!!! All thanks to you!!

Joey: You needed help picking six flowers??

Dora: Now we must go through the ice cream park!

Boots: Mmm, I love ice cream, Dora!!!
Dora: Me too!!!

Joey: Finally we're about to do something that I agree with!!

After the three enter the ice cream park, they buy some ice cream.

Boots: Look, Dora! I have ice Cream!!!

Dora: Me too!! Look, Joey!! We have ice cream!!

Joey: Yeah, yeah. *licks his ice cream*

Dora: Oh No! I think I just heard Swiper the fox!

Joey: Who???

Boots: That sneaky Fox's always trying to swipe our stuff!

Swiper comes out of nowhere.

Dora: *faces the reader* Can you keep saying Swiper before he swipes our stuff? Say Swiper!! Say it!!

Joey: Say it?? Can't you just kick his…

Dora & Boots: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no Swiping!

Swiper: *grabs the three cones* You're too late!

Joey: Wat Da!!! That dumb rat stole my ice cream cone! *chases Swiper*

Swiper: Oh No!!!! Save Me!!! *runs*

Joey: *catches him and beats him up*

Dora: Oh No!!

Boots: I can't watch!!!

Joey: *takes the cones from him* That's whatcha get you dumb weasel-like thing. *Gives Dora and Boots their cones back*

Dora & Boots: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! You beat Swiper up!!!!

Joey: Look, I got your ice cream back so the story's over. Now let's just get to your grandma's house so I can leave already!

5 minutes later, they reach Dora's grandmother's house.

Dora: Grandma!

Grandma: Dora!! I missed you sweetie !

Dora: I missed you, too!! I brought you some flowers and berries to help you feel better!

Grandma: Why thank you sweetie! That was thoughtful! *eats the berries* Wow!! I feel much better!!

Dora & Boots: Yay!!!!!

After that everyone, expect Joey, starts to dance.

Grandma: *jumps out of her bed and dances*

Dora: *sings* We did, We did, We did, Yay!!! And we teamed up!!! We did it!! We went across the bridge, then though the field, we went through the park and Swiper got beat up!! WE DID IT!!!

Joey: *fake singing* We did it, yippie. Blah, Blah, Blah. Now can you tell me how to exit this world?

Dora: In a minute. *looks at the reader* What was your favorite part? *waits 20 seconds for an answer* I like that too!

Boots: My favorite part was when Joey beat Swiper up!

Dora: My favorite part was when we had to pick flowers for grandmother! What was your favorite part Joey?

Joey: My favorite part is when I get the heck outta this place.

Dora: Oh yeah. The door to exit this world is behind the house,!

Joey: Yippie!! I'm leaving the heck outta this place!!! Seeya, ya jerks!!!!

After Joey exits Dora the Explorer world, The Bunny sisters, Crystal & Jade, comes out of nowhere.

Crystal: Congratulations, you like made it to the end.

Joey: Now what am I supposed to do?

Crystal: Just sit here and like wait for everyone else.

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And that ends Joey's journey through Dora land. Next, Tristan's horror. Which path should he go through? Blue's Clue world, Barney land or Maggie and the ferocious beast? Whichever gets the most votes win! And lastly I'll be giving away a hint at the end of each chapter on who's the big boss in the story. Hint #1: She's a character off Nickelodeon! Okay, see ya next chappie! Oh and remember, Dora's evil!