Friday The 13 In
Hyrule

Jason From Friday The 13 comes to Hyrule

Chapter 1
Jason Comes to Hyrule
One day in Hyrule there was something wrong in Lost woods.
Old Man 1: what the hell is that?
Old Man 2: zzzzzzzzzzz
Jason: kill kill kill now now now.
Old Man 3: Holy Shit!
Old Man 2: what?
Jason kills all the old men

Chapter 2
Jason is out of Lost
Woods

Dark Tyler: here is where the killing really starts.
Forest People: didn't three old men come through here?
Jason: kill kill kill now now now.
Dark Tyler: you might not want to look.
Heads are flying everywhere.
Dark Tyler: Links home is now called Blood Stain Forest.
Back at Hyrule Castle Link (the lucky bastard) is sleeping.
Dark Tyler: not what you were thinking, right.
Messenger: Link in your old home town there was a killing spree.
Link: did they all die?
Messenger: yes.
Link: dam.
Link: who is the killer?
Messenger: Jason
Link: fuck!
Link gets all his weapons

Chapter 3
Jason vs Link
Dark Tyler: Link fans don't get mad at me for the end.
Link follows the blood path.
Link: Jason stop right there!
Jason turns around.
Link: ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dark Tyler: what the hell Link.
Jason: kill kill kill now now now.
Link starts with a blow to the nuts.
Dark Tyler: Link you dumb ass.
Jason pays Link back by cutting his nuts off.
Dark Tyler: that means no more sex.
Blood is dripping from Links nuts.
Then Jason finished Link off.
Dark Tyler: was that not a happy ending?