Mario Kart Strip Racer
Chapter 5. Plans Go Wrong Only to Backfire: Part 2
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Hermione's POV
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"How about my shirt and socks for your pants." I said. Well, I know if I lost, I'd be showing a lot more than he could ever show. I wasn't exactly wearing a lot under my shirt. Actually, come to think about it, I wasn't wearing anything under it at all. Shit..
"Fine with me, Granger." He told me. I glanced out the corner of my eye at his face which showed yet another smirk of smug and worthless being.
"Fine." I said.
"Three. Two. One." He counted. We sped off through the ditches and woopty- doos. We hit the first row of item boxes and I got three red shells. He got three green. I shot my shells off at him, two seconds in between each one, and they got rid of each of his green shells. Good.
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Draco's POV
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'Well if she's going to sing something morbid, then I will too.' I thought evilly. Every girl I know hates this song. Even Cometa thought it was stupid. And so I started to sing it.
//My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigots spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back Me and my axe will leave your forehead a butt crack//
Hermione then did something I didn't think she'd do. She finished the first set of verses.
//My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain Drip, drip, drip
Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun Swing, swing, swing Chop, chop, chop Swing, swing, swing Chop, chop, chop//
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Both POV's
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"You know of the Insane Clown Posse?" she asked Draco.
"Yup. Blaise hooked me to them."
"I hate the stupid bastards." Hermione swore angrily. They degraded women and they thought the male superior. Well, fuck them. Draco just smirked at her comment.
They were on the second lap and they hit another set of boxes. Draco got a star (AN: A star makes you light up in rainbow colors and makes you immune to shells, lightning, bananas, phony boxes, and anything else that can harm you.) and Hermione got a lightning bolt. Hermione hit hers as fast as she could and Draco became small.
"Yes!" Hermione said excited.
"I had a star too." Draco whined.
"Whatever." Hermione told him smugly. She crossed the line to get into the last lap and she hit the line of boxes. A star. She hit it and raced around the track. When Draco got big again, he hit his star and hit another line of boxes. Three red shells. He chased after her and set off the red shells. They hit Hermione and died.
It was the last little part with set of boxes. They hit them and Hermione got a banana. Draco got a single red shell and set it off. It hit the banana Hermione had been holding onto and they crossed the finish line.
"Yes!" Hermione yelled, standing up and thrusting her fists in the air. She had won.
Chapter 5. Plans Go Wrong Only to Backfire: Part 2
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Hermione's POV
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"How about my shirt and socks for your pants." I said. Well, I know if I lost, I'd be showing a lot more than he could ever show. I wasn't exactly wearing a lot under my shirt. Actually, come to think about it, I wasn't wearing anything under it at all. Shit..
"Fine with me, Granger." He told me. I glanced out the corner of my eye at his face which showed yet another smirk of smug and worthless being.
"Fine." I said.
"Three. Two. One." He counted. We sped off through the ditches and woopty- doos. We hit the first row of item boxes and I got three red shells. He got three green. I shot my shells off at him, two seconds in between each one, and they got rid of each of his green shells. Good.
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Draco's POV
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'Well if she's going to sing something morbid, then I will too.' I thought evilly. Every girl I know hates this song. Even Cometa thought it was stupid. And so I started to sing it.
//My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigots spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back Me and my axe will leave your forehead a butt crack//
Hermione then did something I didn't think she'd do. She finished the first set of verses.
//My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain Drip, drip, drip
Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun Swing, swing, swing Chop, chop, chop Swing, swing, swing Chop, chop, chop//
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Both POV's
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"You know of the Insane Clown Posse?" she asked Draco.
"Yup. Blaise hooked me to them."
"I hate the stupid bastards." Hermione swore angrily. They degraded women and they thought the male superior. Well, fuck them. Draco just smirked at her comment.
They were on the second lap and they hit another set of boxes. Draco got a star (AN: A star makes you light up in rainbow colors and makes you immune to shells, lightning, bananas, phony boxes, and anything else that can harm you.) and Hermione got a lightning bolt. Hermione hit hers as fast as she could and Draco became small.
"Yes!" Hermione said excited.
"I had a star too." Draco whined.
"Whatever." Hermione told him smugly. She crossed the line to get into the last lap and she hit the line of boxes. A star. She hit it and raced around the track. When Draco got big again, he hit his star and hit another line of boxes. Three red shells. He chased after her and set off the red shells. They hit Hermione and died.
It was the last little part with set of boxes. They hit them and Hermione got a banana. Draco got a single red shell and set it off. It hit the banana Hermione had been holding onto and they crossed the finish line.
"Yes!" Hermione yelled, standing up and thrusting her fists in the air. She had won.