A/N: Didn't expect this so fast, didja? ^_^

Yayers! More reviews! *Bounces hyperly* Sorry, just had chocolate milk...

Lori Kamiya: Fanfiction.net is retarded sometimes, and won't let you access a chapter. If it eve happens again, and you know the chapter should be there, go up to the url and change the chapter number to the one you want. ^_^

And don't worry, I'm gonna' have fun with the plane and the yamis... *Evil grin*

Borath: Yes, yamis on the plane... I'm going to have so much fun. That is, if the group manages to get on the plane without killing themselves or others...

I really like that song, and I was listening to music radio and it suddenly came on and I was struck with the desire to include it. ^_^ Go figure.

Glad you like the cute fluffness. ^_^

Can't you drink at 18 in Japan? I figure Yami B's something like 18-19, so yeah, it'll be fun to get him to alcohol on the plane... Maybe they won't be so bored after all. ^_^

Fast enough update for ya'? ^_^

Ashita: Yes... Our poor Yami the obsessive-compulsive neat-freak. ^_^ I'm glad you liked the scenes in the soul rooms. I had fun with that. (Especially writing all the things that Yami does...)

Yes! That's a perfect way to describe Mafdet! And I'm glad you like her. ^_^

I don't think I've ever seen a game stupider than 'Count my fingers.' I have a feeling that will be a reoccurring joke in another of my comedy stories...

*Cackles* Fast update!

C.A.: Yay, I'm glad you liked the chapter. I think Seto vs Joey was my favorite... Though I had a lot of fun with the pillow fight. Yami and Yuugi are just too cute together. ^_^

And did you get my Email?

Again, fast update! *Giggles*

Okies, again on to other things. This is probably the funniest chapter of anything I've ever wrote, in my opinion. Unfortunately it's a little shorter than my other chapters, but after this chapter it gets serious again and I didn't want to ruin the mood. ^_^ So funniness all around this chapter. Sugar + Money + Yamis = Insanity and OOCness. ^_^ Also, I gave up on the yen. So money's in dollars. ^_^ I don't even know what they have in Egypt...

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, Nerds, Nerds Rope, or PopRocks. Makes you wonder what happens in this chapter, doesn't it?

Warnings: Cursing... By Yami B I think, but it's starred out. Oh, and Yami curses once. I think this may be the first time he does in this story so far! ^_^ Oh, and Yami B cursed again. Almost missed it. They do a lot of cursing in this chapter, now that I think about it.

Summary of last time: We got to see how everyone acted in the morning! And Yuugi and Yami had a pillow fight, Joey and Seto had a bagel fight, and Tea defeated a banana. And Yami B likes alcohol.

Preview for this time: I'm not gonna' say anymore than that they get to the airport. ^_^

Japanese for this chapter:

Nothing. O.o
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Eien; part 10
by: Amiasha

Seto shooed the driver away, as the group grabbed their bags (and Yami's cat) and made their way to the airport doors. The doors opened automatically, and they all entered into the lobby.

The lobby of the airport was bright and packed with people and fake plants. The bag pick-up was over to their rights, and there was a large set of stairs and two escalators going up to the much bigger second floor.

Everyone packed onto the 'up' escalator.

Yami and Yami B were, for some reason, fascinated with looking over the edge as they went up. They both leaned far over the edge, enjoying the view.

"Okay, that's enough leaning." Sugoroku said, grabbing the back of Yami's coat and pulling him back. "We don't want you falling like you did last time." He said, sighing.

Yami B also straightened, looking at Yami. "You fell off, Pharaoh?" He asked, amusement clear on his face.

Yami folded his arms and his eyebrow twitched slightly, but he said nothing.

"You fell off!" Yami B exclaimed, laughing. He was very enamored with this fact, that is until they got to the top of the escalator and his boot hit against the slight ridge where the stairs of the escalator meet the floor. Then he lost his balance, tripped, and fell on his face. This was, luckily, toward the floor and not back down the escalator.

Bakura sighed heavily, reciting to himself over and over again, 'I don't know him' as Yami B picked himself up and glared at everyone, especially Yami who's face was getting slightly flushed from trying to hold back his laughter.

This floor was much bigger than the bottom one, and to the left of the escalators was the place you put larger bags to be checked and stored in the cargo hold. To their right was the ticket counter, and immediately in front of them was customs and beyond that, the area with the gates and stores.

"We need to get bags checked." Sugoroku commented, sparing a glance at Mai's six bags she had managed to balance in her arms.

Yuugi and Seto nodded, then motioned for the group to follow them and Sugoroku over to the bags counter

Neither yami was carrying a bag, having all their clothes packed with their others and nothing to have brought in an on-flight bag, so the two got permission from their aibous to go through customs after getting explained to exactly what to do and promising not to stray far. And not to kill each other.

Yami B led the way over to customs, and both spirits got in line. "So Pharaoh, got any money?" Yami B asked as they waited.

Yami nodded, glancing around at the different things going on. "Not much though. Yuugi doesn't let me carry much money. He's afraid I'll get mugged. Though I don't know whether he's afraid for me, or for the people who would dare try it."

Yami B got an evil smirk. "Same thing with mine. Though it's definitely because he doesn't want me killing anyone. Or getting drunk, for that matter." He added with a contemplative look.

"Please remove all metal items and place them in a tray." A woman drawled, obviously bored with her job and wishing she was somewhere else.

Yami and Yami B complied, Yami B, thankfully, not having any knives on hand. The two were rather hesitant about putting their Millennium Items on the tray, but did so anyway. Yami B would suck out the soul of anyone that tried to steal them with his bare hands if he had to.

"Now step through here." She said, pointing to the metal detector.

"Bossy b****." Yami B muttered, just quietly enough not to be heard by anyone besides Yami, who sighed. Yami B stepped through the detector, and it didn't beep.

Yami followed him, and it also didn't beep.

The two collected their items and other metal things, and made their way into the midsts of the crowds of people. This part of the airport was packed, with stores and gates lining the walls. There were what looked like conveyer belts in the middle of the hall, which people were riding on to get to different stores or gates without having to walk.

"Oh, yes." Yami B said with obvious joy as he spotted the conveyers. "Come on, Pharaoh!" He said as he tore off towards the conveyors.

"But we were..." Yami trailed off as the tomb robber wasn't listening. "...Supposed to stay close to customs." He finished dejectedly. 'Oh well.' He decided, and followed the thief. The people seemed to unknowingly part for him, and he quickly made it to where Yami B was standing, waiting patiently.

The two looked at each other, and then got on the conveyor belt.

"Alright, this is what I consider a good day, even with the whole 'getting-up-early' and 'tripping' things." Yami B remarked. He placed his hand on the railing, and noticed that it was also moving. "Oh, praise Ra." He murmured, before jumping up and sitting on the rail. The little conveyor on that worked exactly like the one they had been standing on, and Yami B was happily riding the railing.

Yami sighed, and shook his head. "There has to be some rule about that." He said, looking at Yami B who seemed rather pleased at the moment.

Yami B gave a glance at the other dark. "Since when do you follow the rules? Besides, who's going to enforce rules on me anyway?"

Yami sighed again. "Our aibous will not be happy. They told us we could go on ahead if we, a.) were good, b.) didn't stray far, and c.) didn't cause trouble. We've now broken all of those requirements." He said.

Yami B shrugged. "They'll live. Really." He stated, absently gathering his hair so it wouldn't get caught in the conveyor.

Yami rolled his eyes, and began to mess with one of the cuticles on his right hand. "Are we just intending to ride this thing the entire way?" He asked.

"I suppose. It breaks here soon, so if you're really bored I suppose we could get off there." Yami B said, yawning. He too had gotten bored of riding the railing.

They got to the end of the segment of conveyor, and got off.

"We should walk back, since the others will be looking for us." Yami said, looking up at Yami B.

Yami B didn't even spare a glance. "I guess. Or we could see how long it takes them to find us." He said, his tone bland and seemingly uninterested.

Yami glared at him. "No. Don't even consider it." He stated, already starting to make his way back to towards customs.

Yami B shrugged and followed but immediately stopped, his attention having been drawn to something.

Yami looked back over his shoulder as he noticed that the other presence with him had stopped moving. He saw Yami B with his face plastered up against the glass of a store.

"Pharaoh..." Yami B said, sounding slightly urgent. "Come here."

Yami walked back to the white haired spirit cautiously, slightly worried. He went to stand next to Yami B, and looked through the glass. Then he knew why Yami B had called him back.

"They won't miss us that long." Yami stated, his indigo eyes getting large and round as he stared into the candy store.

"No they won't." Yami B agreed. The two looked at each other for a second before rushing into the store.

"Chocolate..." The two said in unison. Their wide eyed gaze moved across the walls. "Nerds... Nerds Rope..."

"Just how much money do you have, Pharaoh?" Yami B asked, scooping candy into a plastic bag.

"10 dollars." Yami answered, giving up on trying to both hold and scoop into the bag one handedly and just adding to Yami B's bag.

"Good. I have 10 too. That's 20 dollars we can spend on candy." Yami B said, his eyes glittering as he stared at all the different types of candy.

Soon, the two had filled their bag, paid, and left very happy. Not to mention broke.

Yami B led Yami over to a bench, and they dug into the candy.

"Argh, damned thing won't open." Yami growled in frustration, fighting with the packaging of a Nerds Rope one handedly.

Yami B, with a Nerds Rope half hanging out of his mouth, snatched the evil candy and opened it, handing it back to Yami and proceeding to go back to eating his own sugary treat.

"Thanks." Yami muttered, before also biting into the candy.

"Why am I not surprised?"

The two yamis looked up in surprise, to see the group standing in front of them. Yuugi, who had spoken, was giggling and shaking his head as he looked at the bag of candy. "What do you have to say for yourselves?"

"Cheers." Yami B said, and then dumped an entire packet of PopRocks into his mouth.

The whole group dissolved into laughter besides Seto, who simply sighed in exasperation and checked his watch.

"It's 6:45am." Seto remarked in surprise. "We got here a lot earlier than I expected."

"Great, more time for food." Joey exclaimed cheerfully, reaching for the bag of candy and then withdrawing his hand as the yamis clutched the bag and growled like rabid animals.

"Have you two eaten anything besides sugar today?" Bakura asked to the darks, who were both opening more Nerds Ropes.

"No. And it's going to stay that way." Yami B said. "We bought this candy and we're going to eat it, damnit." He declared, defiantly biting off a piece of Nerds Rope. Yami nodded minimally, more of agreeing for the sake of it than agreeing because he actually agreed.

"No you don't." Sugoroku said to Yami. "You can eat candy, but that's not going to be the only thing." He went over and motioned for Yami to stand up. "Come on."

Yami sighed and stood up. "Save half of that bag." Yami ordered to Yami B as Sugoroku led him off to get something substantial to eat, preferably with protein to cancel out the sugar.

"You can get something to eat too, Yuugi, you have money." Sugoroku said. "Let's meet up here in 45 minutes."

"Okay Grandpa!" Yuugi called, smiling and waving with the hand that wasn't holding Mafdet's cat carrier.

Joey again reached for the candy, figuring that with only one yami it was safer. He quickly dismissed this idea when Yami B showed his rather pointy eye teeth and hissed.
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A/N: Sugar highs... I wonder why I don't write comedy considering I like it so much. Oh well. Anyway, I hope you are all pleased with how fast this came out. ^_^ Truth is, I had it done by 12:00pm on Saturday, but I had to wait for reviews to come in before I could update. So anyway, please review and chapter 11'll be out soon! (If the thing ever decides to stop fighting me...)