Into the Beyond. . .

By Torika_Blayde

Rated: G

Categories it fits in: Humour/General

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Don't own anything in this fic. They belong to their rightful owners. Please don't sue; I've got nothing except for a few one-cent coins. In other words. . . I got nothin'!!!

Megatron: You pitiful humans never have anything of use to us.

Was I talking to you!?

Megatron: Even if you weren't, I decided to join in anyway.

Why, were you expecting something?

Megatron: No, no, not at all

Yeah right. Anyways, just ignore the walking piece of junk metal (HEY!!!), and read the fic, praise the fic, and then review the fic. (^_^) Read on Cowboy!!!

~*^@^*~ Chapter 1: Don't follow the pretty bright pink lights ~*^@^*~

Once upon a time, there lived an alien race called Transformers; there were the evil guys - Decepticon's; and the good guys - Autobot's, both trying to win world domination. (Hehehe, like that would happen (^_^)) Well anyways, one day the leader of the Autobot's decided to go out for a walk.

On his way down the main street of Cybertron, Optimus ran into a little/BIG problem.

Megatron, the decepticon leader had decided to also go for a walk.

On their way down the opposite ends of the street, the two were both thinking of the same thing: what would the do if they met each other at that exact moment.

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'If I meet Megatron at this current moment; I would give him a slagging, that not even his mother had given him.' Thought Optimus, walking down the street. Soon he turned to look at the sky, a bright pink light catching his attention. 'Hmm, pretty.' The funny looking pink light then did the weirdest thing: it flashed once or twice, then exploded. Exploded into a variety of different coloured flashing lights; mainly a variety of different shaded pinks.

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'Optimus must die, Optimus musts die, OPTIMUS MUST DIE!!!' Megatron's mind shouted out as he walked on. Seconds latter, he felt his eyes being drawn up to the sky for no reason at all. The pink glowing lights seemed to interest him in some way, fluttering about in the sky. 'How weird, yet pretty. Hmm, very pretty.'

~Walking down the street Something caught my eyes A glowing epidemic That really can fly~

(Words changed to fit in with the fic (^_~). I also don't own the real song)

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Now skipping happily along his way, following the now many bright pink pretty lights, Optimus, even though he had a facemask on, you could tell that he was smiling. "La-de, da-de, da. Follow the pretty pink lights, follow the pretty pink lights, you never know, how far they go, until you follow the lights. Hehehehehee!!!" Doing a little twirl, Optimus then continued forwards.

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"The lights, you must not follow the lights!!! Lights are dangerous; you must not follow them!!! You must listen to ME!!!"

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Skip, twist, leap, jump, skip, twist, leap, jump. 'Why in the name of Primus, am I following these stupid lights. This is a trick, Optimus must have planed this. Damn you Optimus into the deepest pit of hell.' Leap, twist, kick, skip. "Must. Not. Follow. The. Lights!!!" 'NNNOOO!!!! I'm DOOOMED!!!!'

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There! I'm done for the first chapter. Hope you like. Please review. Much appreciated, and sorry for the Back to Preskool fic, I'm kinda brain-dead at the moment for that one. Umm, gotta go now, to late, must sleep, must get away from Megs. He thinks I like totally insulted him. Geez, how lame. Umm, going now. Bye.