Into the Beyond. . .

By Torika_Blayde

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Okay, thanks to all of you that have reviewed, even thought there wasn't many of you. But anyway, thanks to all that did.

I don't own anything; they all belong to their rightful owners. Please don't sue, I've got nothing to give anyways, so there's no use.

Megatron: True, true

Hey, who said you could butt-in?

Megatron: Myself

If you weren't so 'powerful' I'd be beating the hell out of you right now

Megatron: Ah, and it's good thing I am.

Yeah right, anyways, on with the fic. *Goes off mumbling things about how rude Megs is, all the while Megs pulls out his Femme Weekly magazine, and starts reading*

~*^@^*~ Chapter 2: What Trap? ~*^@^*~

Far, far away, on a planet at least 12 000 light years away from Cybertron (slight exaggeration there, it's really next door), there was a dude, I can not give up his appearance yet, so you'd have to use your imagination. (Tell me in a review about what you think he looks like) Anyways, the dude was sitting in front of a large computer screen, watching what looked like a recording.

"That's right my subjects, follow the pretty pink lights and come to me. Soon you would be here and soon you will be under my control. Soon, soon, sooon! Ahahahahahaa!!!!"

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Optimus, who is still skipping, is now in a multi-coloured field of flowers, and is still singing his ridiculous version of 'follow the yellow brick road.' (Yes Alc, you were right, here have a couple of cookies and Pixi Stix, and enjoy your feed (^_^))

Little did he realise. . . he was 'skipping' into a trap.

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"No! Do not follow the lights!!! I'm telling you not to follow the lights!!! Are you even listening to me. . .no? WELL LISTEN TO ME YOU NO- BRINER ROBOTS!!! I'M SMARTER THAN YOU ARE!!!!!!!"

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"No, must not follow the lights."

"Yesss we mussst follow the lightsss."

"No! Not follow the lights."

"Yesss."

"No."

"YESSS!"

"NO!"

Little did Megatron know, he had pulled a Gollum trick on himself, and was now debating (battling) with his other self. All the while he was still skipping down the same road Optimus had followed (yellow by coincidence), and had a demented looking smile on his face. (Anyone who is willing to draw a picture of this, please do, but please send a copy to me, I would love to see it (^_^))

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"Hehehehe, not long to go now, soon you will be mine, all mine. Mwahahahahaa."

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Okay, as you guys most probably know by now, these are all going to be short chapters, but will have many if I get more reviews. Here viewers, viewers, viewers, I've got some nice chicken feed here for you. Come on, it's nice and yummy.

Megatron: T_B, sorry to disappoint you like this, but, their not chickens

What! Not chickens? How can they not be chickens?

Megatron: Simply, do they have beaks?

Maybe

Megatron: Do they have feathers?

Maybe

Megatron: Do they have talons?

Maybe (Thinking: How the hell did he get that smart)

Megatron: Why do you keep on saying MAYBE!!??

Well, truth be told; no one really knows what the other authors look like, well except for if they're your friend; but if not, anyone could think they're a bunch of smart-ass cyber chickens, who write fics for the internet.

Megatron: *Shaking his head* I would never learn anything from her these days. Ever since that friend of her's told her about cyber aliens attacking, she has believed in everything. She even told me that an evil sausage had attacked her.

Hey! That snosage was possessed, you can't say you haven't been in that predicament.

Megatron: Starscream was the one who was attacked, not me, he also deserved it.

Starscream: Hey, you were the one that let it stay!

Megatron: Yeah, I was hoping it was going to eat you

Ok guys, enough of that. Pivot's got the whole story in the Cyclonus Diaries. Very good fic. Gotta go now, bye.