Time for Chapter 3 if ure reading this you must find the
story.interesting.and hopefully funny. Tonnes more story to come!(
At 8 'o'clock in the morning, Caitlin woke up to find Brussel cuddling Kaitlin, who was still amazingly smiling. Haldir walked past. Suddenly Kaitlin stopped smiling. She looked behind at Brussel, nose a running, then looked at Haldir.
She cleared her throat and spoke clear and calm.
"This is not Haldir, is it Caitlin!" Caitlin giggled.
Kaitlin picked up Brussels arms and prized them from her stomach, then wiped them on the floor. She cleared her airway and then whined.loudly.
"He's never going to go away is he?" The other three shook their grinning heads.
"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll grow out of it.eventually." Said Limolas.
Kaitlin glowered at the party pooper of the night.
Breakfast consisted of more raw sausages for Kaitlin, and toast for the others as well as flempus bread for Brussel.
At around 9.30am they got on the road again. Kaitlin started whining again.
"What's wrong?!" Said Caitlin, bored with all the complaining.
"I need the toilet!" She whimpered.
"why didn't you go earlier?"
"It was too dark!"
"well go quick then!"
"What I don't want to go in there alone! It's dark and it's scary!"
They looked at each other, everyone was looking at Caitlin, except for Brussel.
"I'll go with her!" Volunteered an enthusiastic Brussel.
" Not on your life Brussel, you are so obsessed with her you'll probably look! Much better." Kaitlins eyes widened with hope. "Caitlin!"
"Fine I'll wait at that tree there!" Caitlin stood behind the tree, bow on her back, while Kaitlin did her business. There was a groaning behind her. Kaitlin screamed. It was a troll! It was poised to hit Kaitlin, quick as a flash, Caitlin took out her bow and arrows, pulled the string, landing the arrow in it's chest area. The handed came away from Kaitlin to Caitlin, an arrow shot past Caitlin's ear and embedded it self in the trolls arm, another hit the head. The troll came crashing forward catching Caitlin as it went.
Caitlin was now un-conscience under the troll. Kaitlin ran up to it and started punching it with her fists.
Its fingers flinched, Kaitlin screamed and ran backwards into Haldir's comforting arms. no make that Brussel's. She screamed again and ran sideways then slipped and landed in front of a pair of shiny hooves.
"Cough.Cough." The creature cleared its throat. It was a centaur, what's more it had a clipboard!
"Penalty 10,000 farthings." Exclaimed the serious centaur with a grave face.
"What for?" Said Kaitlin and Brussel in unison, they were the only two that were not helping.
"That was Mister Grimy Rock." He declared. "Mountain trolls are an endangered species, he was one of the only ones left in this forest!"
"He tried to attack us, it was self defense, I had to shoot the arrow at him!" Said the untruthful Kaitlin.
"No it was not you, it was Caitlin who blasted the arrow at it, trying to save poor little helpless you! You should of seen it . Cough" Kaitlins stare was icy cold, enough to shut anybody up.
"I don't really care who killed him!" Said the watery eyed centaur. "I had almost got him potty trained!" He started crying,
By this time Limolas and Haldir had helped Caitlin regain conscience ness, but in a bit of pain, Limolas gave her some herbs to help with the bruising.
"What happened to her?" The teary eyed centaur asked, his nose was running.
"That troll fell on her!" Said one furious Limolas, "It should be kept on a leash! She could have been seriously hurt!"
"Well he was probably disturbed! Because you friend," He said pointing to Kaitlin, "Was using his garden as a potty!"
The troll started moving and heaved itself off the ground, pulling the arrows from his body as if they were ticks. "AWWW My POOR Grimy whimy! Did these nasty people hurt you?"
"Grunty whine whine!" Replied the troll. The centaur scowled at the company, pulled a red leash from his pocket, and clipped it to the trolls ear hole. The others shrugged, and got back onto their horses, Limolas helped the disorientated Caitlin onto hers and he got on it to. He took the lead and led the horse for her sitting behind her. Haldir rode on the other side.
Kaitlin rode next to Brussel, cross with the one who got all the attention.
They rode for 5 hours and at 2.30pm they stopped for lunch.
Kaitlin had, you guessed it, more raw sausages, while the others ate cheese sandwiches. Haldir and Limolas were describing their numerous adventures to Caitlin, while Brussel was describing his to Kaitlin.
"So you see that day I didn't collect all the rubbish, because Lady Walsdale forgot to put hers out!" Said Brussel.
They carried on telling their stories as they traveled unfortunately for Kaitlin, until they reached camp.
After the fire was lit and dinner was eaten, Haldir took them to a stream that was running into a beautiful Crystal Lake Perfect for washing in.
"Now don't use the lake to wash in, only the stream, the lake, who knows what is in it."
After the other had washed, it was Kaitlin and Brussels turn.
Kaitlin was dressed in an excessively long tee-shirt and shorts, and Brussel his swimming costume, you never know when you might be going for a swim.
Brussel dipped his toes in the stream, and sat on a rock with his hair cap on, which was pink, under the waterfall. Kaitlin turned around to look at the lake, it was perfectly clear, nothing seemed wrong, it was calm and much bigger then the stream.
She dipped her foot in, it was fine, so she went further and started swimming around.
"Brussel, the waters fine, the only things that are in here are leaves, HAH they tickle!"
Black leaves floated around her as she swum.
Brussel dived in, or tried to, and started floundering around trying to impress Kaitlin with the swimming skills he didn't have. Kaitlin tried to show him hers.
"Hay, you've got a leaf on your face!" Said Brussel pointing at Kaitlins cheek. "You've got three now!" he said giggling.
Kaitlin tried to pull at one. "They're awfully sticky leaves." She complained.
"Here!" Brussel started pulling at her face. "Their slimy!" He exclaimed, "Hmmm, must me rotten." He pulled at one until half of it came off, blood was trickling from the other half that was stuck to her face.
"BRUSSEL! KAITLIN! Where are you?" The others shouted.
"Quick lets get out of here and pretend nothing has happened! Haldir's beginning to think I'm stupid or something!"
Kaitlin and Brussel both got out of the lake, both were covered from head to toe in the suspected black leaves. They started whistling.
"You have been swimming in the lake have you not?" Said Limolas tapping on e foot in annoyment.
"Oh My Gosh!" Whispered Kaitlin to Brussel, "He must be a phycic or something!" Brussel nodded in agreement.
Caitlin giggled. More blood was dribbling from Kaitlins cheek.
"GASP, they must be GROWTHS!" Said a scared Kaitlin.
"Yeah! You are mutating!" Said Haldir sarcastically.
Brussel and Kaitlin looked at each other, and then started trying to rip them off with their teeth.
"NO! It's ok. Their just leeches." Said Caitlin. Kaitlins grew pale and the fainted, due to loss of blood as well as her many phobias.
Brussel picked her up and lay her down next to the fire.
The three that were not leech infested, took hot sticks from the fire and started burning them off.
Kaitlin was conscience again, and Brussel now had a pet. It was a leech he had grown especially attached to, or rather, it had grown attached to him.
Caitlin was finishing the remainder of Kaitlins leeches while Limolas and Haldir put the hammocks high up in the trees.
Brussel and Kaitlin were covered from head to toe with pink blotches from where the leeches had been. They stamped out the fire and then climbed up the tree, with Kaitlin following at the rear.
Haldir, Caitlin and Limolas were sleeping higher up while Kaitlin and Brussel slept just underneath them.
Haldir was on first watch. The others fell asleep.
At 8 'o'clock in the morning, Caitlin woke up to find Brussel cuddling Kaitlin, who was still amazingly smiling. Haldir walked past. Suddenly Kaitlin stopped smiling. She looked behind at Brussel, nose a running, then looked at Haldir.
She cleared her throat and spoke clear and calm.
"This is not Haldir, is it Caitlin!" Caitlin giggled.
Kaitlin picked up Brussels arms and prized them from her stomach, then wiped them on the floor. She cleared her airway and then whined.loudly.
"He's never going to go away is he?" The other three shook their grinning heads.
"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll grow out of it.eventually." Said Limolas.
Kaitlin glowered at the party pooper of the night.
Breakfast consisted of more raw sausages for Kaitlin, and toast for the others as well as flempus bread for Brussel.
At around 9.30am they got on the road again. Kaitlin started whining again.
"What's wrong?!" Said Caitlin, bored with all the complaining.
"I need the toilet!" She whimpered.
"why didn't you go earlier?"
"It was too dark!"
"well go quick then!"
"What I don't want to go in there alone! It's dark and it's scary!"
They looked at each other, everyone was looking at Caitlin, except for Brussel.
"I'll go with her!" Volunteered an enthusiastic Brussel.
" Not on your life Brussel, you are so obsessed with her you'll probably look! Much better." Kaitlins eyes widened with hope. "Caitlin!"
"Fine I'll wait at that tree there!" Caitlin stood behind the tree, bow on her back, while Kaitlin did her business. There was a groaning behind her. Kaitlin screamed. It was a troll! It was poised to hit Kaitlin, quick as a flash, Caitlin took out her bow and arrows, pulled the string, landing the arrow in it's chest area. The handed came away from Kaitlin to Caitlin, an arrow shot past Caitlin's ear and embedded it self in the trolls arm, another hit the head. The troll came crashing forward catching Caitlin as it went.
Caitlin was now un-conscience under the troll. Kaitlin ran up to it and started punching it with her fists.
Its fingers flinched, Kaitlin screamed and ran backwards into Haldir's comforting arms. no make that Brussel's. She screamed again and ran sideways then slipped and landed in front of a pair of shiny hooves.
"Cough.Cough." The creature cleared its throat. It was a centaur, what's more it had a clipboard!
"Penalty 10,000 farthings." Exclaimed the serious centaur with a grave face.
"What for?" Said Kaitlin and Brussel in unison, they were the only two that were not helping.
"That was Mister Grimy Rock." He declared. "Mountain trolls are an endangered species, he was one of the only ones left in this forest!"
"He tried to attack us, it was self defense, I had to shoot the arrow at him!" Said the untruthful Kaitlin.
"No it was not you, it was Caitlin who blasted the arrow at it, trying to save poor little helpless you! You should of seen it . Cough" Kaitlins stare was icy cold, enough to shut anybody up.
"I don't really care who killed him!" Said the watery eyed centaur. "I had almost got him potty trained!" He started crying,
By this time Limolas and Haldir had helped Caitlin regain conscience ness, but in a bit of pain, Limolas gave her some herbs to help with the bruising.
"What happened to her?" The teary eyed centaur asked, his nose was running.
"That troll fell on her!" Said one furious Limolas, "It should be kept on a leash! She could have been seriously hurt!"
"Well he was probably disturbed! Because you friend," He said pointing to Kaitlin, "Was using his garden as a potty!"
The troll started moving and heaved itself off the ground, pulling the arrows from his body as if they were ticks. "AWWW My POOR Grimy whimy! Did these nasty people hurt you?"
"Grunty whine whine!" Replied the troll. The centaur scowled at the company, pulled a red leash from his pocket, and clipped it to the trolls ear hole. The others shrugged, and got back onto their horses, Limolas helped the disorientated Caitlin onto hers and he got on it to. He took the lead and led the horse for her sitting behind her. Haldir rode on the other side.
Kaitlin rode next to Brussel, cross with the one who got all the attention.
They rode for 5 hours and at 2.30pm they stopped for lunch.
Kaitlin had, you guessed it, more raw sausages, while the others ate cheese sandwiches. Haldir and Limolas were describing their numerous adventures to Caitlin, while Brussel was describing his to Kaitlin.
"So you see that day I didn't collect all the rubbish, because Lady Walsdale forgot to put hers out!" Said Brussel.
They carried on telling their stories as they traveled unfortunately for Kaitlin, until they reached camp.
After the fire was lit and dinner was eaten, Haldir took them to a stream that was running into a beautiful Crystal Lake Perfect for washing in.
"Now don't use the lake to wash in, only the stream, the lake, who knows what is in it."
After the other had washed, it was Kaitlin and Brussels turn.
Kaitlin was dressed in an excessively long tee-shirt and shorts, and Brussel his swimming costume, you never know when you might be going for a swim.
Brussel dipped his toes in the stream, and sat on a rock with his hair cap on, which was pink, under the waterfall. Kaitlin turned around to look at the lake, it was perfectly clear, nothing seemed wrong, it was calm and much bigger then the stream.
She dipped her foot in, it was fine, so she went further and started swimming around.
"Brussel, the waters fine, the only things that are in here are leaves, HAH they tickle!"
Black leaves floated around her as she swum.
Brussel dived in, or tried to, and started floundering around trying to impress Kaitlin with the swimming skills he didn't have. Kaitlin tried to show him hers.
"Hay, you've got a leaf on your face!" Said Brussel pointing at Kaitlins cheek. "You've got three now!" he said giggling.
Kaitlin tried to pull at one. "They're awfully sticky leaves." She complained.
"Here!" Brussel started pulling at her face. "Their slimy!" He exclaimed, "Hmmm, must me rotten." He pulled at one until half of it came off, blood was trickling from the other half that was stuck to her face.
"BRUSSEL! KAITLIN! Where are you?" The others shouted.
"Quick lets get out of here and pretend nothing has happened! Haldir's beginning to think I'm stupid or something!"
Kaitlin and Brussel both got out of the lake, both were covered from head to toe in the suspected black leaves. They started whistling.
"You have been swimming in the lake have you not?" Said Limolas tapping on e foot in annoyment.
"Oh My Gosh!" Whispered Kaitlin to Brussel, "He must be a phycic or something!" Brussel nodded in agreement.
Caitlin giggled. More blood was dribbling from Kaitlins cheek.
"GASP, they must be GROWTHS!" Said a scared Kaitlin.
"Yeah! You are mutating!" Said Haldir sarcastically.
Brussel and Kaitlin looked at each other, and then started trying to rip them off with their teeth.
"NO! It's ok. Their just leeches." Said Caitlin. Kaitlins grew pale and the fainted, due to loss of blood as well as her many phobias.
Brussel picked her up and lay her down next to the fire.
The three that were not leech infested, took hot sticks from the fire and started burning them off.
Kaitlin was conscience again, and Brussel now had a pet. It was a leech he had grown especially attached to, or rather, it had grown attached to him.
Caitlin was finishing the remainder of Kaitlins leeches while Limolas and Haldir put the hammocks high up in the trees.
Brussel and Kaitlin were covered from head to toe with pink blotches from where the leeches had been. They stamped out the fire and then climbed up the tree, with Kaitlin following at the rear.
Haldir, Caitlin and Limolas were sleeping higher up while Kaitlin and Brussel slept just underneath them.
Haldir was on first watch. The others fell asleep.