Disclaimer : Okay , six simple words : I-Do-Not-Own-Shaman-King . *making
an happy face* I wish I could . . . *making a mad face* But I can't okay ,
so just leave me alone *sob* . . . Okay I've changed my mind , stay here
and read my fic !!!
Other little note : The only caracther whose mine in this fic is Kyle . She is totally fictional . So , if you have the feeling that I'm talking about you in this fic , hum . . . then it's not my fault .
Me : Today , I'm gonna write my first english fic !
Lance : Wow ! I can speak english !
Me : . . . Well , anyway . . . I'm just here to ask people to be indulgent if I make mistake sometimes ( But , Hey ! I'm almost bilingual ! ^o^)
Lance : I can speak english ! I can speak english !
Me : Can't you just shut up ?
Lance: . . .
Me : okay , here I come . . .
Chapter 1 A bad day and . . . hum . . . how can describe the night ?
Oi ! Before I begin my story , I'll introduce myself . My name is Kyle and , no , I'm not a guy . I'm 14 , I'm the biggest Shaman King in the whole wide world and I live in a little suburb in the big country of Canada . My life has always been very boring and simple . I have a little sister called , Lory and a big brother called , Ace , a dog called , Kiru and three cats called , Stripe , Dot and Square . My parents are never home because of their work . Okay , now that you know what you needed to know , here's my story :
The day has been so horrible . . . you know , that kind of day you rather be working at Burger king (okay , I admit it , working there is my worst nightmare . Why ? I don't know. . .) than be at school . First , you take the bus and you realize that your friend's sick and that you're alone with some jerks beside you . Second , you finally arrive at school , and only then , you remember that your first class is english followed by math and french . . . and of course your only friend whose with you in those class is sick too . . . Okay , now that you know how lucky I am , you can understand why I was such in a bad mood . Well , anyway my bus was late , so , when I came home it was already 6:00 p.m. and did I forget to tell you how many homework I had to do for tomorrow? Just to give you an idea , when I finished it was already ten o'clock . The only thing I could think of at this hour was . . . Did you said sleeping ? of course not ! The only thing I could think about was Shaman King . . . Well , frankly I was always thinking about Shaman King but that's an other story . . . So , anyway , I picked up the volume 12 and prepare myself to read it for the fourth time (I've just bought it 2 days ago) . . . 30 minutes later I was sleeping . . . That's when the real story begun ! *bark ! , bark! *
I was peacefully sleeping when that noise woke me up . I immediately realize that it was my stupid ugly dog who was barking while chasing my youngest cat , Dot . I opened my eyes and lifted my head to have a better sight of the scene .
Kyle : Awww . Kiru ,can't you shut up it's only . . .
I turned around to check what was my alarm clock saying . The big flashing numbers were indicating 3:00 a.m. . I shook my head and got off my bed . Everything was dark and silent in my room but , I couldn't explain why, something about it was strange . . . Kiru passed by me , still chasing my poor Dot . I grabbed the annoying canine by the neck to make him stop .
Kyle : Go to bed Kiru , if you haven't noticed , there's some people who are trying to sleep !
For only reply , Kiru stared at me with is big stupid eyes , so far , everything was normal . But . his eyes , were kind of . . . anormal ! Instead of having a circular and normal shape , they were big and triangular .
Kyle : Aaaaaaaaaaaah ! now that's freaky am I in some kind of nightmare or what ?
I was still traumatized , when my cat jumped in my arm and looked at me . Again , he had big blue , triangular eyes .
Kyle : Okay ! now I'm scared ! really scared ! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS STUPID DREAM !? AND WHY ARE MY PETS LOOKING LIKE ANIME CARACTHERS !
Dot : Ho ! Hush . Now , you're the one whose gonna wake up everybody . . .
Kyle : Ho ! great now my cat's talking what do you think about that , Kiru ?
Dot : Hum . . . He is too stupid to talk . . .
Before I could open my mouth , Dot scratched me violently on the arm .
Kyle : Ouch ! what was that for ?
Dot : Just to prove that you're NOT DREAMING !
Kyle : Hooooooooo ! I see , me and the entire world as turn into an anime , yeah ! I know it's true because my talking cat told me so . . .
Dot : Hey , girl ! I'm the only animal in this house whose smart enough to talk and that's the way you're treating me ? well , if you need help from me you can forget it !
*Ding , Dong*
Before I had time to apologize , the door bell rang . . .
Kyle : Oh ! and now what , I'm gonna open the door and Asakura Yoh is gonna be standing in front of me ?
*opening the door*
Yoh : Hello !
Kyle : . . .
Dot : Yeah two minutes ago she was insulting the genius kitty and now , the only thing she can say is : '' . . .'' !
Yoh : Hum . . . What's with the look on your face . Have you seen a ghost ? He hehehe . . . I'm so funny . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . hum . . .hum . . .
Yoh : What's your problem ?
Ren : Okay . . . It's settle , she's crazy . Can we go to another house , now ?
Horohoro : Hey , calm down , Ren , I think she's just a little tired , it's 3:00 am ya know ?
Kyle (talking to Ren) : WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M CRAZY YOU BASTARD AT LEAST I HAVE A NORMAL HAIRCUT !!
Lyserg : 'k ! cut it out ! , there's no need to fight . . .
Ren : But . . . She insulted my hair !
Kyle : oh ! great now here's the sissy one . . .
Lyserg : You're talking about ME !
Kyle : YEAH !
Dot : Hum . . . forgive my unexpected arrival . . . but what do you want from my master ?
Yoh : Now , that's cool : a talking cat !
Dot : Please , call me Dot .
Kyle : Yeah . . . Can I know why Asakura Yoh is in front of me and why am arguing with Tao Ren ?
Yoh : How do you know our name ?
Kyle : Hum . . . Hum . . . I don't know . Maybe I have some kind of . . . gift ?
Horohoro : Cool what's my name then ?
Kyle : Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum . . . (putting her hand on Horohoro's head) let me think . . . ahuuuuuuum . . .
Dot : oh great ! here we go !
Kyle : Your name's Horohoro !
Horohoro : Wow ! your are great !
Yoh : Well , anyway , let me get to the point : We've been chase by my twin brother whose name is . . .
Kyle : Oh ! Oh ! don't tell me ! his name his Asakura Hao !
Yoh : Yeah ! and a bunch of freaks and to be frank , we need a place to hide for a few weeks . . .
Kyle : And you wanna hide in my house . . . I don't see nothing wrong with it but . . .
Ren : ''But'' what ?
Kyle : But . . . I don't know how I'm gonna explain to my brother and my sister that my favorite anime characters are in my room . . .
Yoh lifted his eyebrow .
Yoh : What's an anime ?
Kyle : awwwwww . . . Doesn't matter . . . Okay you stay in , but be discreet !
Lyserg : Woohoooo ! Tank you very much miss . . ?
Kyle : The name's Kyle . . .Kyle Toadshepherd
Horohoro : Taodshepherd ? Ha ! Ha ! it's sooo ugly ! hahahahahaha
Kyle : . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . and I tough Kyle was a boy's name . . . Oh ! well the name goes well the attitude . .
Kyle : WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT !
And that's how that crazy all started . . .
**************
Me : To be continued . . .
Lance : Not bad . . . for your first english fic !
Me : Yeah , I'm proud of myself !
Lance : I'm proud of you too !
Me : Yeah . . . You what will REALLY make me Happy ?
Lance : Huuuum . . . Nope ! except Shaman King stuff I don't . . .
Me : REVIEWS Me want Review !!!
Lance : . . . . . . . . . Bye everybody !
Other little note : The only caracther whose mine in this fic is Kyle . She is totally fictional . So , if you have the feeling that I'm talking about you in this fic , hum . . . then it's not my fault .
Me : Today , I'm gonna write my first english fic !
Lance : Wow ! I can speak english !
Me : . . . Well , anyway . . . I'm just here to ask people to be indulgent if I make mistake sometimes ( But , Hey ! I'm almost bilingual ! ^o^)
Lance : I can speak english ! I can speak english !
Me : Can't you just shut up ?
Lance: . . .
Me : okay , here I come . . .
Chapter 1 A bad day and . . . hum . . . how can describe the night ?
Oi ! Before I begin my story , I'll introduce myself . My name is Kyle and , no , I'm not a guy . I'm 14 , I'm the biggest Shaman King in the whole wide world and I live in a little suburb in the big country of Canada . My life has always been very boring and simple . I have a little sister called , Lory and a big brother called , Ace , a dog called , Kiru and three cats called , Stripe , Dot and Square . My parents are never home because of their work . Okay , now that you know what you needed to know , here's my story :
The day has been so horrible . . . you know , that kind of day you rather be working at Burger king (okay , I admit it , working there is my worst nightmare . Why ? I don't know. . .) than be at school . First , you take the bus and you realize that your friend's sick and that you're alone with some jerks beside you . Second , you finally arrive at school , and only then , you remember that your first class is english followed by math and french . . . and of course your only friend whose with you in those class is sick too . . . Okay , now that you know how lucky I am , you can understand why I was such in a bad mood . Well , anyway my bus was late , so , when I came home it was already 6:00 p.m. and did I forget to tell you how many homework I had to do for tomorrow? Just to give you an idea , when I finished it was already ten o'clock . The only thing I could think of at this hour was . . . Did you said sleeping ? of course not ! The only thing I could think about was Shaman King . . . Well , frankly I was always thinking about Shaman King but that's an other story . . . So , anyway , I picked up the volume 12 and prepare myself to read it for the fourth time (I've just bought it 2 days ago) . . . 30 minutes later I was sleeping . . . That's when the real story begun ! *bark ! , bark! *
I was peacefully sleeping when that noise woke me up . I immediately realize that it was my stupid ugly dog who was barking while chasing my youngest cat , Dot . I opened my eyes and lifted my head to have a better sight of the scene .
Kyle : Awww . Kiru ,can't you shut up it's only . . .
I turned around to check what was my alarm clock saying . The big flashing numbers were indicating 3:00 a.m. . I shook my head and got off my bed . Everything was dark and silent in my room but , I couldn't explain why, something about it was strange . . . Kiru passed by me , still chasing my poor Dot . I grabbed the annoying canine by the neck to make him stop .
Kyle : Go to bed Kiru , if you haven't noticed , there's some people who are trying to sleep !
For only reply , Kiru stared at me with is big stupid eyes , so far , everything was normal . But . his eyes , were kind of . . . anormal ! Instead of having a circular and normal shape , they were big and triangular .
Kyle : Aaaaaaaaaaaah ! now that's freaky am I in some kind of nightmare or what ?
I was still traumatized , when my cat jumped in my arm and looked at me . Again , he had big blue , triangular eyes .
Kyle : Okay ! now I'm scared ! really scared ! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS STUPID DREAM !? AND WHY ARE MY PETS LOOKING LIKE ANIME CARACTHERS !
Dot : Ho ! Hush . Now , you're the one whose gonna wake up everybody . . .
Kyle : Ho ! great now my cat's talking what do you think about that , Kiru ?
Dot : Hum . . . He is too stupid to talk . . .
Before I could open my mouth , Dot scratched me violently on the arm .
Kyle : Ouch ! what was that for ?
Dot : Just to prove that you're NOT DREAMING !
Kyle : Hooooooooo ! I see , me and the entire world as turn into an anime , yeah ! I know it's true because my talking cat told me so . . .
Dot : Hey , girl ! I'm the only animal in this house whose smart enough to talk and that's the way you're treating me ? well , if you need help from me you can forget it !
*Ding , Dong*
Before I had time to apologize , the door bell rang . . .
Kyle : Oh ! and now what , I'm gonna open the door and Asakura Yoh is gonna be standing in front of me ?
*opening the door*
Yoh : Hello !
Kyle : . . .
Dot : Yeah two minutes ago she was insulting the genius kitty and now , the only thing she can say is : '' . . .'' !
Yoh : Hum . . . What's with the look on your face . Have you seen a ghost ? He hehehe . . . I'm so funny . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . hum . . .hum . . .
Yoh : What's your problem ?
Ren : Okay . . . It's settle , she's crazy . Can we go to another house , now ?
Horohoro : Hey , calm down , Ren , I think she's just a little tired , it's 3:00 am ya know ?
Kyle (talking to Ren) : WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M CRAZY YOU BASTARD AT LEAST I HAVE A NORMAL HAIRCUT !!
Lyserg : 'k ! cut it out ! , there's no need to fight . . .
Ren : But . . . She insulted my hair !
Kyle : oh ! great now here's the sissy one . . .
Lyserg : You're talking about ME !
Kyle : YEAH !
Dot : Hum . . . forgive my unexpected arrival . . . but what do you want from my master ?
Yoh : Now , that's cool : a talking cat !
Dot : Please , call me Dot .
Kyle : Yeah . . . Can I know why Asakura Yoh is in front of me and why am arguing with Tao Ren ?
Yoh : How do you know our name ?
Kyle : Hum . . . Hum . . . I don't know . Maybe I have some kind of . . . gift ?
Horohoro : Cool what's my name then ?
Kyle : Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum . . . (putting her hand on Horohoro's head) let me think . . . ahuuuuuuum . . .
Dot : oh great ! here we go !
Kyle : Your name's Horohoro !
Horohoro : Wow ! your are great !
Yoh : Well , anyway , let me get to the point : We've been chase by my twin brother whose name is . . .
Kyle : Oh ! Oh ! don't tell me ! his name his Asakura Hao !
Yoh : Yeah ! and a bunch of freaks and to be frank , we need a place to hide for a few weeks . . .
Kyle : And you wanna hide in my house . . . I don't see nothing wrong with it but . . .
Ren : ''But'' what ?
Kyle : But . . . I don't know how I'm gonna explain to my brother and my sister that my favorite anime characters are in my room . . .
Yoh lifted his eyebrow .
Yoh : What's an anime ?
Kyle : awwwwww . . . Doesn't matter . . . Okay you stay in , but be discreet !
Lyserg : Woohoooo ! Tank you very much miss . . ?
Kyle : The name's Kyle . . .Kyle Toadshepherd
Horohoro : Taodshepherd ? Ha ! Ha ! it's sooo ugly ! hahahahahaha
Kyle : . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . and I tough Kyle was a boy's name . . . Oh ! well the name goes well the attitude . .
Kyle : WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT !
And that's how that crazy all started . . .
**************
Me : To be continued . . .
Lance : Not bad . . . for your first english fic !
Me : Yeah , I'm proud of myself !
Lance : I'm proud of you too !
Me : Yeah . . . You what will REALLY make me Happy ?
Lance : Huuuum . . . Nope ! except Shaman King stuff I don't . . .
Me : REVIEWS Me want Review !!!
Lance : . . . . . . . . . Bye everybody !