Chapter 22 : Hunter X Hao
Me : Hi everybody here's chapter 22 !!!
Lance : . . .
Me : What ?
Lance : shouldn't you say something to the readers ?
Me : Huh . . . yeah ! ^-^ thanks for your reviews ! WOOHOO ! I hit the 100 !!!!!!! anyway , here's the chapter . . .
************************************ Well , well it seems like the Hao hunt season as begun ! . . .
In the basement . . .
man in TV ( some guy whose crying) : And then * sob* he said . . . * sob* he didn't wanted to be my son anymore because . . . well because . . . he simply wasn't my son . . . Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sob * aaaaaaaaaaaah !
man in TV #2 (Dr.Brad) : There , there ! say , my dear audience , what could we do to cheer this poor man up ?
audience in the TV ( On a bored tone) : We all love you , some guy whose crying . . .
Ren (eating chips) : Hehe . . . this show is so dumb . . .
Ed : Hey ! what are ya doing fork head ? we're suppose to get ready , remember ? we've gotta go chase Hao down . . .
Ren : Aaaaw . . . after the show . . .
Ed : * grabs Ren's hair* No ! we're going now !
Ren : No fair . . .
In the Kitchen . . .
Manta : Okay ! here it is guys ! Hao most be somewhere in this city . . . and we must find him at all costs . . . well , not really . . .
Yoh : YES WE MOST , HE STOLE OUR OSTAGE ! . .. and my pair of clean underwear . . .
Manta : * sweatdrops* whatever . . . Ed , you've pack the YohandHaolocatoro'matic ?
Ed : ^-^ Yep ! it's ready !
Manta : Okay . . . Kyle , you'll be our guide , since you know this city , Horohoro , you'll be the serious guy of the group , Lyserg will be the smart one and Yoh we'll be the captain , I'll be the . . . err . . . map holder and Ren will be the funny guy !
Ren : Why should I be the funny guy ?
Manta : Because . . . you'll be it ! hum . . . the only thing which is missing is the cute little fluffy creature . . .
Dot : Leave this to me !
Kyle : Great ! now that we're settle , * evil eyes* lets go kill our self a Hao !
Ed : * grabs Kyle * YOU KILL HIM , I'LL KILL YA !
Kyle : Geez . . . cool it ! I wasn't really gonna kill him . . .
Ren : Hey ! I've gotta a joke for ya guys !
Everybody : O.o'
Ren : What am I suppose to be the funny one or not ? anyway . . . how many X-laws does it takes to change a bulb ? . . . well ? hihihihihihihihihi . . . two ! one who changes it , and an another one who kills him and go brag about the exploit !
Everybody ( except Lyserg and Horohoro ) : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Horohoro : * tries to repress a laughter * hi. . . no . . .must . . .hihi. . .not. . .laugh . .. I'm . . . serious . . .hihihi . . .
Lyserg : * blinks* this wasn't funny , it was only true . . .
Everybody ( even Horohoro) : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ! Whatta bunch of losers . . .
Dot : Anyway . . . shall we go now ?
Ed : ^-^ I've turn on the YohandHaolocatoro'matic on !
In the street . . .
Ed ( dressed in military clothes ) : Humm . . . my machine is indicating that Hao is somewhere near . . .
Kyle ( wearing a "lets kill the X-laws" T-shirt) : Really ! cool ! now . . . we should split up , it'll be faster this way !
Yoh ( wearing a baseball cap and a fake "En style" moustache) : Hey ! I'm the leader here ! I say , we split up in teams of two ! I call Manta !
Lyserg : Huh . . . I'm going with Dot !
Ren ( wearing a clown nose) : Hihihihihihihihihi . .. who wants to be with me . . . hihihhihihihi . . . I've got lots of other stupid jokes !
Ed : Oo ! Oo ! I wanna go with ya !
Kyle : Well I guess I'll be teaming up with Horo !
Horohoro ( wearing some "Harry Potter style" glasses and holding a dictionary) : Works for me ! huh . . . I meant , it'll be a pleasure ! by the way , why are we wearing costumes ?
Yoh : . . . Don't ask me ! anyway , lets go !
In a unknown narrow street . . .
Hao : Shit ! I'm stuck in this trash can . . .
Opacho : I told ya that you shouldn't try to imitate the green monster in sesames street . . . (A/N : forgot his name . . .)
Hao : Oh ! what is gonna happen to me next ? eewww ! I think there is a rotten pie in here . . .
To answer Hao's question , lets go check on Ed and Ren first . . .
Ren : Hey ! do you know why do they put salt on crackers ? 'cuz there was no pepper left ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ed : Hehehehehehehe . . . huh !?
YohandHaolocatoro'matic : Bip ! bip !
Ed : Hey ! it's saying that Hao is near us . . . very. . .very near . . . lets say . . .BEHIND THIS DOOR ! * opens the door *
Yoh : Huh !? oh ! hi guys !
Ed : Aaaw , crap !
Ren : Hey ! how do you call a skeleton in a closet ? . . . someone who has won at hide and seek ! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
Manta : * sweatdrops* . . . is there a way to shut him up ?
Ooookay . . . now lets go check on Lyserg and Dot . . .
Lyserg : * stares at a "Beyblade" commercial * what kind of Oversoul is THAT ?
Dot : a . . . useless one ?
Lyserg : I wonder if I could put Morphin in a screwdriver . . .
Dot : Huh !?
Maybe we should go to check me and Horo instead . . .
Horohoro ( reading his dictionary ) : Oh ! there are Giraffes in Africa now . . .
Kyle : Hey ! instead of stimulating your intelligence , could you help me with this !
Horohoro : Sure ! huh . . . what is it by the way . . .
Kyle : A trap ! you see , I dug a hole and we're gonna put a blanket over it . . . and on the blanket I'm gonna place a star shaped earring . . .
Horohoro : That's . . . pretty smart !
Kyle : Yeah I know . . .
In an other random street . . .
Opacho : * rolling the trash can with Hao trapped in it* Master Hao . . . shouldn't we be thinking of a way to punish the persons who kidnapped me ?
Hao : Yeah . . . after I find a way to get out of this smelly prison . . .
Lets go back to the Ren and Ed crew . . .
Ren ( wearing a white clothes with two holes for the eyes) : Hey Bason ! look at me !
Bason : What is it young master , I , Bason is intrigued !
Ren : hehehehehehehehehehe . . . * starts to sing* In sleep ha sang to me . . . in dreams he came !
Bason : Huh , I , Bason doesn't understand . . .
Ren : Aaaaw . . . C'mon ! don't you know "the phantom of the Opera" ?
Bason : I , Bason , is afraid not . . .
Ed : Humm . . . maybe if we go in this direction . . . Hey ! a star shaped earring ! I bet Hao would like it when we will have capture it ! * runs toward the earring* Hey , is it just me or the floor is kinda . . . Whoa ! * falls in the hole *
Kyle : I've got something ! I've got something ! Uh . . . * looks in the hole* ED WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING IN MY TRAP ?
Horohoro : Oh ! great ! Ed has a YohandHaolocatoro'matic ans we have a HaoandEdtrapo'matic . . how pathetic . . .
Kyle : We're just a bunch of losers . . .
Ren : Hey ! what time is it when a ghost sits on your watch ? time to buy your self a new one ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ed : hehehe . . . good one . . . huh , now how do I get out of here ?
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Lance : Well , those guys could use a Bounty Hunter . . .
Me : You called me ?
Lance : No ! Aaaaw c'mon you call yourself "Bounty_Hunter" and you couldn't even catch a cold . . .
Me : That is not true ! see , right now I have one !
Lance : . . .
Me : anyway , review people ! and have a nice weekend !
Me : Hi everybody here's chapter 22 !!!
Lance : . . .
Me : What ?
Lance : shouldn't you say something to the readers ?
Me : Huh . . . yeah ! ^-^ thanks for your reviews ! WOOHOO ! I hit the 100 !!!!!!! anyway , here's the chapter . . .
************************************ Well , well it seems like the Hao hunt season as begun ! . . .
In the basement . . .
man in TV ( some guy whose crying) : And then * sob* he said . . . * sob* he didn't wanted to be my son anymore because . . . well because . . . he simply wasn't my son . . . Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sob * aaaaaaaaaaaah !
man in TV #2 (Dr.Brad) : There , there ! say , my dear audience , what could we do to cheer this poor man up ?
audience in the TV ( On a bored tone) : We all love you , some guy whose crying . . .
Ren (eating chips) : Hehe . . . this show is so dumb . . .
Ed : Hey ! what are ya doing fork head ? we're suppose to get ready , remember ? we've gotta go chase Hao down . . .
Ren : Aaaaw . . . after the show . . .
Ed : * grabs Ren's hair* No ! we're going now !
Ren : No fair . . .
In the Kitchen . . .
Manta : Okay ! here it is guys ! Hao most be somewhere in this city . . . and we must find him at all costs . . . well , not really . . .
Yoh : YES WE MOST , HE STOLE OUR OSTAGE ! . .. and my pair of clean underwear . . .
Manta : * sweatdrops* whatever . . . Ed , you've pack the YohandHaolocatoro'matic ?
Ed : ^-^ Yep ! it's ready !
Manta : Okay . . . Kyle , you'll be our guide , since you know this city , Horohoro , you'll be the serious guy of the group , Lyserg will be the smart one and Yoh we'll be the captain , I'll be the . . . err . . . map holder and Ren will be the funny guy !
Ren : Why should I be the funny guy ?
Manta : Because . . . you'll be it ! hum . . . the only thing which is missing is the cute little fluffy creature . . .
Dot : Leave this to me !
Kyle : Great ! now that we're settle , * evil eyes* lets go kill our self a Hao !
Ed : * grabs Kyle * YOU KILL HIM , I'LL KILL YA !
Kyle : Geez . . . cool it ! I wasn't really gonna kill him . . .
Ren : Hey ! I've gotta a joke for ya guys !
Everybody : O.o'
Ren : What am I suppose to be the funny one or not ? anyway . . . how many X-laws does it takes to change a bulb ? . . . well ? hihihihihihihihihi . . . two ! one who changes it , and an another one who kills him and go brag about the exploit !
Everybody ( except Lyserg and Horohoro ) : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Horohoro : * tries to repress a laughter * hi. . . no . . .must . . .hihi. . .not. . .laugh . .. I'm . . . serious . . .hihihi . . .
Lyserg : * blinks* this wasn't funny , it was only true . . .
Everybody ( even Horohoro) : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ! Whatta bunch of losers . . .
Dot : Anyway . . . shall we go now ?
Ed : ^-^ I've turn on the YohandHaolocatoro'matic on !
In the street . . .
Ed ( dressed in military clothes ) : Humm . . . my machine is indicating that Hao is somewhere near . . .
Kyle ( wearing a "lets kill the X-laws" T-shirt) : Really ! cool ! now . . . we should split up , it'll be faster this way !
Yoh ( wearing a baseball cap and a fake "En style" moustache) : Hey ! I'm the leader here ! I say , we split up in teams of two ! I call Manta !
Lyserg : Huh . . . I'm going with Dot !
Ren ( wearing a clown nose) : Hihihihihihihihihi . .. who wants to be with me . . . hihihhihihihi . . . I've got lots of other stupid jokes !
Ed : Oo ! Oo ! I wanna go with ya !
Kyle : Well I guess I'll be teaming up with Horo !
Horohoro ( wearing some "Harry Potter style" glasses and holding a dictionary) : Works for me ! huh . . . I meant , it'll be a pleasure ! by the way , why are we wearing costumes ?
Yoh : . . . Don't ask me ! anyway , lets go !
In a unknown narrow street . . .
Hao : Shit ! I'm stuck in this trash can . . .
Opacho : I told ya that you shouldn't try to imitate the green monster in sesames street . . . (A/N : forgot his name . . .)
Hao : Oh ! what is gonna happen to me next ? eewww ! I think there is a rotten pie in here . . .
To answer Hao's question , lets go check on Ed and Ren first . . .
Ren : Hey ! do you know why do they put salt on crackers ? 'cuz there was no pepper left ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ed : Hehehehehehehe . . . huh !?
YohandHaolocatoro'matic : Bip ! bip !
Ed : Hey ! it's saying that Hao is near us . . . very. . .very near . . . lets say . . .BEHIND THIS DOOR ! * opens the door *
Yoh : Huh !? oh ! hi guys !
Ed : Aaaw , crap !
Ren : Hey ! how do you call a skeleton in a closet ? . . . someone who has won at hide and seek ! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
Manta : * sweatdrops* . . . is there a way to shut him up ?
Ooookay . . . now lets go check on Lyserg and Dot . . .
Lyserg : * stares at a "Beyblade" commercial * what kind of Oversoul is THAT ?
Dot : a . . . useless one ?
Lyserg : I wonder if I could put Morphin in a screwdriver . . .
Dot : Huh !?
Maybe we should go to check me and Horo instead . . .
Horohoro ( reading his dictionary ) : Oh ! there are Giraffes in Africa now . . .
Kyle : Hey ! instead of stimulating your intelligence , could you help me with this !
Horohoro : Sure ! huh . . . what is it by the way . . .
Kyle : A trap ! you see , I dug a hole and we're gonna put a blanket over it . . . and on the blanket I'm gonna place a star shaped earring . . .
Horohoro : That's . . . pretty smart !
Kyle : Yeah I know . . .
In an other random street . . .
Opacho : * rolling the trash can with Hao trapped in it* Master Hao . . . shouldn't we be thinking of a way to punish the persons who kidnapped me ?
Hao : Yeah . . . after I find a way to get out of this smelly prison . . .
Lets go back to the Ren and Ed crew . . .
Ren ( wearing a white clothes with two holes for the eyes) : Hey Bason ! look at me !
Bason : What is it young master , I , Bason is intrigued !
Ren : hehehehehehehehehehe . . . * starts to sing* In sleep ha sang to me . . . in dreams he came !
Bason : Huh , I , Bason doesn't understand . . .
Ren : Aaaaw . . . C'mon ! don't you know "the phantom of the Opera" ?
Bason : I , Bason , is afraid not . . .
Ed : Humm . . . maybe if we go in this direction . . . Hey ! a star shaped earring ! I bet Hao would like it when we will have capture it ! * runs toward the earring* Hey , is it just me or the floor is kinda . . . Whoa ! * falls in the hole *
Kyle : I've got something ! I've got something ! Uh . . . * looks in the hole* ED WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING IN MY TRAP ?
Horohoro : Oh ! great ! Ed has a YohandHaolocatoro'matic ans we have a HaoandEdtrapo'matic . . how pathetic . . .
Kyle : We're just a bunch of losers . . .
Ren : Hey ! what time is it when a ghost sits on your watch ? time to buy your self a new one ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ed : hehehe . . . good one . . . huh , now how do I get out of here ?
***************************
Lance : Well , those guys could use a Bounty Hunter . . .
Me : You called me ?
Lance : No ! Aaaaw c'mon you call yourself "Bounty_Hunter" and you couldn't even catch a cold . . .
Me : That is not true ! see , right now I have one !
Lance : . . .
Me : anyway , review people ! and have a nice weekend !