Chapter 23 : Ed in Wonderland
Me : Hiya ! I'm back . . .
Lance : . . . And you have nothing to say . . .
Me : ^-^ Yep !
Lance : Well , just begin then !
Me : Okay !
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After a . . . not-so-prestigious first hunt , we were about continue our quest when the creepiest (and the funniest thing at the same time) happened . And this time , I swear , guys , it wasn't like our normal adventures . . .
Ed : Ouch ! my butt hurts !
Kyle : Well , it's your fault ! watch where you're going , next time ! there're could be traps anywhere you know !
Ed : Maybe . . . but it still hurts . . . and look ! I think I broke my YohandHaolocatoro'matic !
Kyle : Hum . . . now that's something we should worry about . . .
YohandHaolocatoro'matic : Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Ed : What the--
::BOOM::
Okay , let's press the ''pause" button here . Eeeerrrr . . . to be honest , I don't really know what happened when Ed's invention crashed but we fell unconscious and when we woke up . . .
Kyle : *wakes up * hmmm . . . what happened ?
Ed : ^-^ HIYA ! SO YOU FINALLY WOKE UP ?
Kyle : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! . . . Ed ! don't scare me like--huh !? Hey , what's with the weird blue dress ?
Ed : *shrugs* I dunno , but your wearing the same thing !
Kyle : WhAAAaaaAt !? Huh . . . Ooookay ! what happened while we were unconscious ?
Bunny-Hao : OMIGOD ! I'm late ! I'm late ! I'm late ! * jumps into a hole*
Kyle : O.o !?
Ed : My Hao-sama ! he's so cute in this bunny costume ! I wanna catch him ! * jumps into the hole*
Kyle : Ed ! Aaaw crap ! . . . this scene seems familiar to me . . . well , anyway ! * jumps into the hole*
Into the hole *Dun , Dun * . . .
Ed : Uh !? Oh ! hi Kyle ! this is a pretty deep hole , he ?
Kyle : Yeah ! for how long have we been falling ? and why are they weird objects everywhere ?
Ed : OOOOOOOO ! This lamp is pretty ugly !
. . .
Kyle : . . . Are we there yet ?
Ed : Here comes the floor !
::PAF::
Kyle : Ouch ! Huh !?
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! terribly late ! * runs off*
Ed : Kyle don't just stand here ! we have to get him !
Kyle : Yeah . . . yeah . . . hey , Ed ? don't you think this is all kinda weird ?
Ed : Maybe . . . BUT I WANNA CATCH HAO-SAMA !!!!!
Kyle : Oh ! and what the heck ! we wanted to catch him anyway . . .
So we started to look for Hao and we end up in a creepy forest . . .
Ed : Haoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Where are you my love ?
Strange voice : Well , well , well what have we here ?
Another strange voice : 'Looks like two defenseless girls !
Kyle : Who the hell are you !?
Ed : Yeah . . . you're voices sound familiar !
Strange voice : Well , let us introduce ourselves ladies !
Another strange voice : We're the brothers !
Strange voice : Horo !
Another strange voice : and Horo !
Horo/Horo : We're the Horos twin !
Kyle : . . .
Ed : Cool ! two Horohoro !
Horo : What are you girls . . .
Horo : . . .Doing here ?
Ed : We were looking for a Bunny-Hao ! have you seen him !
Horo : No . . .
Horo : But we know a pretty funny story wanna hear it ?
Kyle : Not really . . .
Horo : Great ! then just sit here and . . .
Horo : Let us told you the story of the little Bason !
Horo : It all began when . . .
* fades in*
Chibi Bason : I , Bason is taking a walk in this "ghost forbidden" forest !
Pink Bunny : Hi mister ghost !
Chibi Bason : Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! a talking bunny !
* fades out*
Horo : And that's the end . . .
Horo : . . . of our story !
Kyle/Ed : . . .
Ed : That wasn't very funny . . .
Horo : It wasn't !?
Horo : Aaaaw . . .
Kyle : Yeah . . . we've gotta go now . . . bye
Horo : Good . . .
Horo : . . . Bye !
So we ran off as fast as we could . . . man were those guys scary . . . anyway , it seemed that we went to deep in the forest 'cuz we got lost in no time . . .
Ed : WHERE'S MY FRIGGIN BUNNY-HAO ????????????????????
Kyle : Gee . . . cool it Ed ! and I'd prefer to find my way out of this forest than find Hao . . .
Ed: . . . maybe . . . where are we now anyway . . .
Kyle : Well . . .
Yoh ( dressed like a purple a pink cat) : Maybe you lass need some help ?
Ed : Hey ! it's short-haired Hao !
Kyle : Yoh ! I'm so glad to see you ! why I you dressed like a . . .
Yoh : Mwuhahahahahaha * takes off his head and stands on it* you wish to find a way out this forest , right ?
Kyle : YES !
Ed : No ! I wanna find the bunny !
Yoh : soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . sooooooooooooo . . . you're looking for a bunny ?
Kyle : NO !
Ed : Yes !
Yoh : * takes his head in his hand* The Easter bunny ?
Ed : That could be cool . . . but no ! we're looking for a Hao-looking bunny !
Yoh : * puts his head on* Aaaaaaaah ! so you must go to Queen Ren's castle then !
Kyle : "Queen" Ren !?
Ed : Where's that castle ?
Yoh : Follow THE path ! * disappears*
Ed : WhAAAAaaaAAt !? what kind of hint is that ! How can we find this stupid path !?
Kyle : Huh . . . Ed ! * points a "here's THE path arrow sign *
Ed : OOOOOOO . . .
So we followed THE path until we reach a strange-looking house . . .
Ed : Humm . . . I smell . . . Tea !
Kyle : Tea ?
Ed : ^-^ Yep ! let's go see that house . . .
Lyserg ( wearing an old English outfit ): (signing) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday to you !
Manta : (singing) To me ?
Lyserg : (singing) To you !
Kyle : Eeeeeer . . . pardon me guys . . .
Lyserg : yEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeesssssss ?
Ed : Did you guys see a bunny pass by ?
Manta : No . but . . .
Kyle : But . . ?
Manta : We're wishing you a . . .
Lyserg : ( singing) Aaaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday , to you !
Kyle (sarcastic tone) : To me ?
Manta : (singing) To you !
Lyserg : Here ! have a cup of tea !
Manta : ( singing) Aaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday to-
Ed : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Manta : What's wrong ?
Ed : Well . . . it's my birthday today . . .
Lyserg/Manta : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Not today ?
Ed : Yes today . . .
Lyserg/Manta : We're meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting ! * melts*
Kyle : Uh . . . Okay . . . Hey , Ed ! I didn't know it was your birthday today !
Ed : It isn't ! I just wanted to see their reactions if I said so . . .
Kyle : This getting weirder and weirder . . .
Ed : Not . . . really . . . remember the time Lyserg caught on fire and started to sing "I'm too sexy!" . . . or the time you and Ren tried Voodoo and made the toilet walk . . .or the time that girl . . . Shade stole the pants Ren wanted and . . .
Kyle : Alright ! Alright ! I've got the picture this isn't so weird after all . . .
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! I'm late ! I'm late !
Ed : My Bunny-Hao !!!!!!!!
Kyle : Great . . .
Ed : Let's follow him !!!
So , as Ed asked we followed him . . .
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! I'm late ! *enters a huge garden with lots of white eerrr . . . red flowers !? *
Opacho ( dressed like a playing card) : ( singing) ^-^ Ooooooooh ! let's paint those roses in red !
Dot ( dressed in the same costume) : (signing) ^-^ 'cuz if the Queen notice that we planted white roses . . .
Opacho : (signing) . . . ^-^ she'll cut our heads off !
Ed : Gee . . . you guys are sooo stupid , why did you planted white roses , if the Queen doesn't like them ?
Opacho : ( singing) ^-^ We just chose the wrong seeds !
Kyle : Why did you have white seeds , anyway ?
Opacho/Dot : Eeerrr . . . ( singing) ^-^ Let's paint those roses in red ! . . .
Kyle : Let's get outta here . . .
Ed : * scared eyes* yeah . . .
So we finally made it to the Queen's castle . . .
Ren ( wearing a pink dress with little heart on it) : (serious expression) What do you want .
Ed : Whoa ! why did we want to go see the . . . Queen ?
Kyle : Huh . . . my . . . Queen ? do you know how . . . to get back to the normal world . . .
Ren ( serious expression) : No.
Kyle : Crap .
Bunny-Hao : I'm here my Queen !
Ren ( serious expression) : You're late .
Bunny-Hao : Don't you think I know ? I keep repeating it since the beginning of this chapter !
Kyle : my . . . Queen . . . can I ask you a question ? what happened to . . . Alice ?
Ren (serious face) : I cut off her head .
Ed : Oh . . .
Ren (maniac face) : And now . . . I shall cut off YOUR heads ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha !
Kyle : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Ed : Hey , Kyle ! what's wrong ?
Kyle : * blinks* I'm back . . . in the real world !
Ed : We fell unconscious when the YohandHaolocatoro'matic exploded . . . and I made such a cute dream !
Kyle : Was it about a bunny-Hao ?
Ed : How did you guess ?
Kyle : Forget it . . . and now without the YohandHaolocatoro'matic , how are we gonna find Hao *scary music* ?
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Me : End of the chapter ! and you can't complain ! this one was long . . . and funny . . . I hope !
Lance : Anyway . . . review blah , blah , blah . ..
Me : Yep ^-^ ! see ya next time !
Me : Hiya ! I'm back . . .
Lance : . . . And you have nothing to say . . .
Me : ^-^ Yep !
Lance : Well , just begin then !
Me : Okay !
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After a . . . not-so-prestigious first hunt , we were about continue our quest when the creepiest (and the funniest thing at the same time) happened . And this time , I swear , guys , it wasn't like our normal adventures . . .
Ed : Ouch ! my butt hurts !
Kyle : Well , it's your fault ! watch where you're going , next time ! there're could be traps anywhere you know !
Ed : Maybe . . . but it still hurts . . . and look ! I think I broke my YohandHaolocatoro'matic !
Kyle : Hum . . . now that's something we should worry about . . .
YohandHaolocatoro'matic : Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Ed : What the--
::BOOM::
Okay , let's press the ''pause" button here . Eeeerrrr . . . to be honest , I don't really know what happened when Ed's invention crashed but we fell unconscious and when we woke up . . .
Kyle : *wakes up * hmmm . . . what happened ?
Ed : ^-^ HIYA ! SO YOU FINALLY WOKE UP ?
Kyle : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! . . . Ed ! don't scare me like--huh !? Hey , what's with the weird blue dress ?
Ed : *shrugs* I dunno , but your wearing the same thing !
Kyle : WhAAAaaaAt !? Huh . . . Ooookay ! what happened while we were unconscious ?
Bunny-Hao : OMIGOD ! I'm late ! I'm late ! I'm late ! * jumps into a hole*
Kyle : O.o !?
Ed : My Hao-sama ! he's so cute in this bunny costume ! I wanna catch him ! * jumps into the hole*
Kyle : Ed ! Aaaw crap ! . . . this scene seems familiar to me . . . well , anyway ! * jumps into the hole*
Into the hole *Dun , Dun * . . .
Ed : Uh !? Oh ! hi Kyle ! this is a pretty deep hole , he ?
Kyle : Yeah ! for how long have we been falling ? and why are they weird objects everywhere ?
Ed : OOOOOOOO ! This lamp is pretty ugly !
. . .
Kyle : . . . Are we there yet ?
Ed : Here comes the floor !
::PAF::
Kyle : Ouch ! Huh !?
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! terribly late ! * runs off*
Ed : Kyle don't just stand here ! we have to get him !
Kyle : Yeah . . . yeah . . . hey , Ed ? don't you think this is all kinda weird ?
Ed : Maybe . . . BUT I WANNA CATCH HAO-SAMA !!!!!
Kyle : Oh ! and what the heck ! we wanted to catch him anyway . . .
So we started to look for Hao and we end up in a creepy forest . . .
Ed : Haoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Where are you my love ?
Strange voice : Well , well , well what have we here ?
Another strange voice : 'Looks like two defenseless girls !
Kyle : Who the hell are you !?
Ed : Yeah . . . you're voices sound familiar !
Strange voice : Well , let us introduce ourselves ladies !
Another strange voice : We're the brothers !
Strange voice : Horo !
Another strange voice : and Horo !
Horo/Horo : We're the Horos twin !
Kyle : . . .
Ed : Cool ! two Horohoro !
Horo : What are you girls . . .
Horo : . . .Doing here ?
Ed : We were looking for a Bunny-Hao ! have you seen him !
Horo : No . . .
Horo : But we know a pretty funny story wanna hear it ?
Kyle : Not really . . .
Horo : Great ! then just sit here and . . .
Horo : Let us told you the story of the little Bason !
Horo : It all began when . . .
* fades in*
Chibi Bason : I , Bason is taking a walk in this "ghost forbidden" forest !
Pink Bunny : Hi mister ghost !
Chibi Bason : Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! a talking bunny !
* fades out*
Horo : And that's the end . . .
Horo : . . . of our story !
Kyle/Ed : . . .
Ed : That wasn't very funny . . .
Horo : It wasn't !?
Horo : Aaaaw . . .
Kyle : Yeah . . . we've gotta go now . . . bye
Horo : Good . . .
Horo : . . . Bye !
So we ran off as fast as we could . . . man were those guys scary . . . anyway , it seemed that we went to deep in the forest 'cuz we got lost in no time . . .
Ed : WHERE'S MY FRIGGIN BUNNY-HAO ????????????????????
Kyle : Gee . . . cool it Ed ! and I'd prefer to find my way out of this forest than find Hao . . .
Ed: . . . maybe . . . where are we now anyway . . .
Kyle : Well . . .
Yoh ( dressed like a purple a pink cat) : Maybe you lass need some help ?
Ed : Hey ! it's short-haired Hao !
Kyle : Yoh ! I'm so glad to see you ! why I you dressed like a . . .
Yoh : Mwuhahahahahaha * takes off his head and stands on it* you wish to find a way out this forest , right ?
Kyle : YES !
Ed : No ! I wanna find the bunny !
Yoh : soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . sooooooooooooo . . . you're looking for a bunny ?
Kyle : NO !
Ed : Yes !
Yoh : * takes his head in his hand* The Easter bunny ?
Ed : That could be cool . . . but no ! we're looking for a Hao-looking bunny !
Yoh : * puts his head on* Aaaaaaaah ! so you must go to Queen Ren's castle then !
Kyle : "Queen" Ren !?
Ed : Where's that castle ?
Yoh : Follow THE path ! * disappears*
Ed : WhAAAAaaaAAt !? what kind of hint is that ! How can we find this stupid path !?
Kyle : Huh . . . Ed ! * points a "here's THE path arrow sign *
Ed : OOOOOOO . . .
So we followed THE path until we reach a strange-looking house . . .
Ed : Humm . . . I smell . . . Tea !
Kyle : Tea ?
Ed : ^-^ Yep ! let's go see that house . . .
Lyserg ( wearing an old English outfit ): (signing) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday to you !
Manta : (singing) To me ?
Lyserg : (singing) To you !
Kyle : Eeeeeer . . . pardon me guys . . .
Lyserg : yEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeesssssss ?
Ed : Did you guys see a bunny pass by ?
Manta : No . but . . .
Kyle : But . . ?
Manta : We're wishing you a . . .
Lyserg : ( singing) Aaaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday , to you !
Kyle (sarcastic tone) : To me ?
Manta : (singing) To you !
Lyserg : Here ! have a cup of tea !
Manta : ( singing) Aaaaaaaaaa very merry unbirthday to-
Ed : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Manta : What's wrong ?
Ed : Well . . . it's my birthday today . . .
Lyserg/Manta : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Not today ?
Ed : Yes today . . .
Lyserg/Manta : We're meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelting ! * melts*
Kyle : Uh . . . Okay . . . Hey , Ed ! I didn't know it was your birthday today !
Ed : It isn't ! I just wanted to see their reactions if I said so . . .
Kyle : This getting weirder and weirder . . .
Ed : Not . . . really . . . remember the time Lyserg caught on fire and started to sing "I'm too sexy!" . . . or the time you and Ren tried Voodoo and made the toilet walk . . .or the time that girl . . . Shade stole the pants Ren wanted and . . .
Kyle : Alright ! Alright ! I've got the picture this isn't so weird after all . . .
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! I'm late ! I'm late !
Ed : My Bunny-Hao !!!!!!!!
Kyle : Great . . .
Ed : Let's follow him !!!
So , as Ed asked we followed him . . .
Bunny-Hao : I'm late ! I'm late ! *enters a huge garden with lots of white eerrr . . . red flowers !? *
Opacho ( dressed like a playing card) : ( singing) ^-^ Ooooooooh ! let's paint those roses in red !
Dot ( dressed in the same costume) : (signing) ^-^ 'cuz if the Queen notice that we planted white roses . . .
Opacho : (signing) . . . ^-^ she'll cut our heads off !
Ed : Gee . . . you guys are sooo stupid , why did you planted white roses , if the Queen doesn't like them ?
Opacho : ( singing) ^-^ We just chose the wrong seeds !
Kyle : Why did you have white seeds , anyway ?
Opacho/Dot : Eeerrr . . . ( singing) ^-^ Let's paint those roses in red ! . . .
Kyle : Let's get outta here . . .
Ed : * scared eyes* yeah . . .
So we finally made it to the Queen's castle . . .
Ren ( wearing a pink dress with little heart on it) : (serious expression) What do you want .
Ed : Whoa ! why did we want to go see the . . . Queen ?
Kyle : Huh . . . my . . . Queen ? do you know how . . . to get back to the normal world . . .
Ren ( serious expression) : No.
Kyle : Crap .
Bunny-Hao : I'm here my Queen !
Ren ( serious expression) : You're late .
Bunny-Hao : Don't you think I know ? I keep repeating it since the beginning of this chapter !
Kyle : my . . . Queen . . . can I ask you a question ? what happened to . . . Alice ?
Ren (serious face) : I cut off her head .
Ed : Oh . . .
Ren (maniac face) : And now . . . I shall cut off YOUR heads ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha !
Kyle : Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Ed : Hey , Kyle ! what's wrong ?
Kyle : * blinks* I'm back . . . in the real world !
Ed : We fell unconscious when the YohandHaolocatoro'matic exploded . . . and I made such a cute dream !
Kyle : Was it about a bunny-Hao ?
Ed : How did you guess ?
Kyle : Forget it . . . and now without the YohandHaolocatoro'matic , how are we gonna find Hao *scary music* ?
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Me : End of the chapter ! and you can't complain ! this one was long . . . and funny . . . I hope !
Lance : Anyway . . . review blah , blah , blah . ..
Me : Yep ^-^ ! see ya next time !