Chapter 24 : Aaarrr , mateys !
Disclaimer : let's make this short . . . I do not own Treasure Island . . . But soon , I'll own Treasure Planet's DVD ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA !
Me : Hiya ! here I am !
Lance : Yet again . . .
Me : ^-^ Yep ! at this very moment , I'm suffering a lot 'cuz "Treasure Planet" DVD ONLY COMES OUT IN 4 @#%%$ DAYS !!!! so I'll write something stupid to calm myself . . .
Lance : O.o I'm scared !
Me : Yeah me too . .. well , here I come . . .
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As your supposed to know , I and Ed finally got out of the crazy world of wonderland . We're still looking for Hao , though . . . Well anyway there's nothing interesting to say so , on to the show !
Lyserg : Soooo . . . you dreamt that you were lost in wonderland and you were chasing a bunny Hao and *I* was a crazy tea lover ?
Ed : Yeah ! and you * points Ren* were the Queen of Hearts !
Ren ( serious expression) : I don't even look like her . . .
Ed : D'ahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahahahhaha ! look at that ! he has the same face has the Queen in the movie , do it again pick head !
Ren ( serious expression) : No . . .
All : Ahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha ! it's true !
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Ha ! ha ! ha ! you're ugly as her !
Ren : WHO'S UGLY ?
Dot : Guys ?
Ren : WhaaAAAAaaaat ?
Dot : Have you seen Kyle ?
Horohoro : No ! in fact I haven't seen her in a while , now . . .
Okay ! you're probably wondering "But what happened to our favorite character ?" . Well . . . to understand here's a little flash back . . .
* fades in*
Kyle : Eeerrr . . . I think I'm lost . . . Hey ! a book store ! * enters *
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Kyle : Huh . . . hello is anybody home ?
Mad Shopkeeper : YeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEsssSSSSSSSSSS ?
Kyle : Huh . . . yeah . . . do you sell anything interesting in here ?
M.S : YeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeesSSss !
Kyle : Like what ?
M.S : Like this book young lady ! it carries a terrible curse !
Kyle : Really ?
M.S : Yes ! . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .
Kyle : aren't you're suppose to tell me what's the curse now ?
M.S : Oh ! yes of course ! this book is * Dun , Dun* a grammar book !
Kyle ( not sarcastic at all) : OHMIGOD !!!!
M.S : Yeah . . . I know . . . that's why I'm selling it for . . . * Dun,Dun* five (A/N : Canadian) dollars !
Kyle ( sarcastic) : . . . ohmigod . . .
M.S : SoOOOooooOOOOOOO ! do *you * wanna buy it !
Kyle : Gee . . . no thanks . . . say do you have any mangas ?
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
M.S : AAAAAAAAAH ! another costumer !
Hao : Huh . . . Hi ! I . . . HEY ! what are *you* doing here ?
Kyle : Me ? huh . . . nothing special . . .
Hao : Oh ! Okay , then . . . Hey ! wait a minute now's my chance to kill you ! . . . and don't try to stop me Mad Shopkeeper !
M.S : * grins* I like when people get kill !
Hao : Now . . . I've learned a new spell ! I don't know what the effect will be so . . . say your prayers anyway . . . KYLE !
Kyle : Ips !
Hao : Mwuhahahhahahhahahhahahaha !
Kyle : Huh . . . by the way , where's Opacho ?
Hao : *shurgs* Now die ! * throws some kind of spell *
Kyle : * dodges it* That was easy . . .
Spell : * Hits a book *
All : O.O ?
M.S : What have you done ?
Hao : eeerrrr . . .
M.S : You scratched one of my book , now you must pay it or suffer ! the price is * Dun,Dun* two (A/N : Canadian ) Dollars !
Hao : Here you go . . .
M.S : ^-^ Thank you !
Kyle : * looks at the book * Hum . . . " Treasure Island " ? oh ! yeah ! I already read that one !
Hao : I didn't ! and * I* bought this book ! so , gimme that * takes the book for Kyle's hand* Well , I have no more MP left so see ya later Kyle !
* very , very , very evil music*
Hao : * evil face* *opens the door*
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Hao : Damn bell . . . 'ruined the mood . ..
Kyle : * sweadrops* Say mister . . . you look like a crazy person who knows spell . . . what kind did he cast ?
M.S : mwuhaha ! . . . . .. . .. . . .. . . . mwuhahaha ! . . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . MWUHAHAHHAHAH AHA HAHAH HAHA HAH HA HA HA HHA HAHAHHA ! * coughs * MWUHAHAHA !
Kyle : Huh . . . I have to go . . .
M.S : * evil music * MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
M.S : Damn bell . . .
Outside . . .
Kyle : Phew ! . . . that guys weird . . . wait 'till I tell this to . . . * runs in someone * Oh ! sorry sir I . . . O.o' you know . . . it's not Halloween yet . . .
Pirate : Aaaarrrrr . .. What d'ya mean Lass ? I'm dressed up in a very casual way !
Kyle : Yeah . . . right . . . and my name's Ansem !
Pirate : It is ? well lemme introduce me self , then ! the name's Long John Silver ! ( A/N : To be nice to the people who don't know about Treasure Island . . .or Treasure Planet . . . let's just say that this guy is kinda the main villain of the story . . . Well ! just imagine a pirate , that's not SO hard !)
Kyle : Oooooookay . . . that's a bit strange . . . even for this story . . .
Silver : Well , miss Ansem . . .
Kyle : My name's not really--
Silver : D'ya know some rich people ?
Kyle : Well , I know a Chinese guy whose kinda --
Silver : Then I shall kidnap ya ! Mwuha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Kyle : I . . . just don't know how to react right now . . . AND WHAT'S THIS STUPID BELL SOUND DOING HERE !
SFX guy : Sorry I just wanted to add some humor . . .
Me : You suck ! you're fired !
SFX guy : Noooooooooooooo * runs off crying * !
Silver : O.o' I see weird people everywhere . . . ^-^ well , anyway ! * grabs Kyle * Wait 'till me mateys see this ! it's been a long time since they saw a girl AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAArrrRRRrrr !
Kyle : WhaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaat ! SOMEBODY HELP ME !
* fades out *
Well .. . that's the story . . . now let's get back to our friends . . .
Manta : Maybe Hao kidnapped her . . .
Yoh : Maybe she's simply lost . . .
Ren : . . . maybe she's dead . . .
Horohoro : Maybe she went to look for Hao by herself . . .
Ed : Hao kidnapped her ? aaaaaaawwwwww ! she's soooooo lucky ! * dreamy eyes*
All : * Sweadrops*
Lyserg : Noooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Kyle ! where are you ?
Dot : Guys . . . the first thing we should is to split into little groups and go look for . . .
Ed : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! Something landed on my hair !
Unknown evil voice : Mwuhahahahahhahahhaahhahahahhahahahahhaha ( A/N : Don't even think about the door bell joke . . .) hahhahahhahaahhahahah ahhahahahahhahahahhaa . . . . . . . gotcha ! *runs off *
Manta : O.o' what the heck was that ?
Ed : Something in my hair ! get it off ! get it off !
Yoh : Yeah . . . yeah . . . * takes the object * hum . . . it's a piece of paper . . .
Ren : Well .. . maybe you should look if there's something written on it !
Yoh : . . .
Horohoro : Well ?
Yoh : Well , I can't read English !
Lyserg : ^-^ leave this to the English boy ! huh . . . * reads* "Aaaaaaaaaarrrr ! mateys ! I won't tell ya me name but I've kidnapped yer mate Ansem ! and if ya wanna have her back then you must pay a ransom of * Dun,Dun* Three hundred (A/N : American) dollars ! signed : Captain Long John Silver ."
All ( except Ed ) : O.o'
Ed : I don't have any friends called Ansem ! I don't like Ansem ! he's ugly ! and I don't trust his Guardian ! beside why did he called Ansem a "her" ? . .. and din't he say at the beginning of the letter that he didn't want us to know his name ? then WHY ON EARTH DID SIGNED THE FRIGGIN LETTER ?
Yoh : Calm down Ed . . . it must be Kyle he's talking about ! That's the most logical explanation !
Ren : Yeah . . . well now what do we do ?
Lyserg : *You're* the rich guy here . . . so . . . * you* pay the ransom !
Ren : Okay !
All : HUH !?
Ren : hehehehhehe . . . I stole my dad's credit card . . . I just have to find a bank . . .
Ed : . . .your dad has a credit card . . .
Ren : Yes . . .
Ed : . . . that's weird . . .
Ren : Why ?
Ed : . . . I don't know but it's weird . . .
Manta : So let's find a bank !
Hao : Now hold it a sec !
Yoh : What are you doing here ?
Horohoro : Yeah . . . what are you doing here . . .
Ed : Haoooooooooooooo ! ^-_________________________-^ My Hao-sama ! 'know what ? I dreamt of you has a cuty little bunny ! * hugs Hao* I loooooooooove you !
Hao : Help me ! Help me ! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE !
All : * evil smile*
Dot : Maybe we'll not have to use your credit card Ren . . .
Yoh : Are you thinking the same thing as I am ?
Horohoro : ^-^ I'm thinking about tuna and jam sandwiches !!!!
Lyserg : . . . shut up Horohoro . . .
Horohoro : That's not very nice . . .
Manta : Say . . . where's Opacho ?
Hao ( still in Ed's arm) : * shrugs*
Meanwhile , in a McDonald's near by . . .
Kyle : Guys . . . everybody's looking at us . . .
Silver : Aaaarrrr . . . shut up , woman ! can I remember ya , yer just the hostage . . .
Kyle : Why did we went to hide in a McDonald's anyway ?
Silver : Ya said 'twas a restaurant ?
Kyle : Yeah so what ?
Silver : Aaaarrrrrrr . . . restaurants are t'best place to hide someone . . .
Kyle : If you say so . . .
Pirate #1 : Cap'tain , we need something to drink !
Pirates : Drink ! Drink ! Drink ! Drink !
Kyle : *sweatdrops * . . .
Silver : I'll go order something . . .
Teenager : Hi . . . huh . . . mist--
Silver : The name's Cap'tain Long John Silver , son !
Teenager : Huh . . . Ooooooooookay . . . what do you want ?
Silver : I want a full barrel of Rum , for me and me mateys !
Teenager : I'm afraid we don't . ..
Silver : Look , cabin boy , I don't wanna be obliged to cut yer head off but . ..
Teenager : Huh . . . Huh . . . Huh . .. How 'bout some Coke ?
Silver : "Coke" ? What in the devil's name is "Coke" ?
Teenager : Kind of . . . alcohol . . .
Silver : Aaaaarrr . .. then I'll take that . . .
Teenager : Huh . .. you want fries with that ?
Let's go back to our friends . . .
Lyserg : Don't let him go Ed !
Ed ( hugging Hao) : Don't worry ! I wont !
Hao : Lemme go ! Lemme go ! I don't deserve to die !
Yoh : Oh ! yes you do !
Hao : That's not fair ! I'm the bad guy here ! I shouldn't be captured by a girl with no special powers !
Ed : Well , BOOHOO , MISTER ! ^-^ too bad for you , we got you !
Manta : You're gonna be the one who'll pay Kyle's ransom !
Ren : That way I will not have to use my dad's credit card . . .
Hao : Where are we going anyway . . .
Dot : Hey ! that's a good question ! where are we going ?
Ren : huh . . .
Horohoro : I'm hungry . . .
Ren : We don't care . . .
Dot : Well , there's a McDonald's near were we are . . . we could go there . . .
Hao : I'm hungry too ! It's been 2 days since I last ate !
Ed : Aaawww ! poor thing ! You don't eat much , do you ? is it why you're so slim ?
Ren : Okay , then let's go eat something . . .
At the McDonald's . . .
Pirates ( singing) : We'reeeeeeeeeeeeee sooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnk !!!!!!!! so let's driiiiink again !
Costumers : O.o'
Silver : Aaaarrr . . . that's it me mates !
Kyle : O.o' How can you get drunk by drinking Coke ?
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Me : Well . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . .. .. . .. . . . . .. . . To be continued ! Mwuhahahhahahhahahahhahha hahahahahhahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahhahaaha !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Me : That was dumb . . .
SFX guy : I'm sorry . . .
Me : You again ? what are doing here ?
SFX guy : I wanted to read the end of the chapter . . .
Me : Well , now go away !
SFX guy : Okay . . . nobody likes me . . . * runs off crying *
Lance : Can I have a line ? huh . .. Review people !
Me : Yep , see ya next time !
Disclaimer : let's make this short . . . I do not own Treasure Island . . . But soon , I'll own Treasure Planet's DVD ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA !
Me : Hiya ! here I am !
Lance : Yet again . . .
Me : ^-^ Yep ! at this very moment , I'm suffering a lot 'cuz "Treasure Planet" DVD ONLY COMES OUT IN 4 @#%%$ DAYS !!!! so I'll write something stupid to calm myself . . .
Lance : O.o I'm scared !
Me : Yeah me too . .. well , here I come . . .
*****************************************************
As your supposed to know , I and Ed finally got out of the crazy world of wonderland . We're still looking for Hao , though . . . Well anyway there's nothing interesting to say so , on to the show !
Lyserg : Soooo . . . you dreamt that you were lost in wonderland and you were chasing a bunny Hao and *I* was a crazy tea lover ?
Ed : Yeah ! and you * points Ren* were the Queen of Hearts !
Ren ( serious expression) : I don't even look like her . . .
Ed : D'ahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhaahahhahahahahhaha ! look at that ! he has the same face has the Queen in the movie , do it again pick head !
Ren ( serious expression) : No . . .
All : Ahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha ! it's true !
Ren : . . .
Yoh : Ha ! ha ! ha ! you're ugly as her !
Ren : WHO'S UGLY ?
Dot : Guys ?
Ren : WhaaAAAAaaaat ?
Dot : Have you seen Kyle ?
Horohoro : No ! in fact I haven't seen her in a while , now . . .
Okay ! you're probably wondering "But what happened to our favorite character ?" . Well . . . to understand here's a little flash back . . .
* fades in*
Kyle : Eeerrr . . . I think I'm lost . . . Hey ! a book store ! * enters *
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Kyle : Huh . . . hello is anybody home ?
Mad Shopkeeper : YeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEsssSSSSSSSSSS ?
Kyle : Huh . . . yeah . . . do you sell anything interesting in here ?
M.S : YeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeesSSss !
Kyle : Like what ?
M.S : Like this book young lady ! it carries a terrible curse !
Kyle : Really ?
M.S : Yes ! . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .
Kyle : aren't you're suppose to tell me what's the curse now ?
M.S : Oh ! yes of course ! this book is * Dun , Dun* a grammar book !
Kyle ( not sarcastic at all) : OHMIGOD !!!!
M.S : Yeah . . . I know . . . that's why I'm selling it for . . . * Dun,Dun* five (A/N : Canadian) dollars !
Kyle ( sarcastic) : . . . ohmigod . . .
M.S : SoOOOooooOOOOOOO ! do *you * wanna buy it !
Kyle : Gee . . . no thanks . . . say do you have any mangas ?
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
M.S : AAAAAAAAAH ! another costumer !
Hao : Huh . . . Hi ! I . . . HEY ! what are *you* doing here ?
Kyle : Me ? huh . . . nothing special . . .
Hao : Oh ! Okay , then . . . Hey ! wait a minute now's my chance to kill you ! . . . and don't try to stop me Mad Shopkeeper !
M.S : * grins* I like when people get kill !
Hao : Now . . . I've learned a new spell ! I don't know what the effect will be so . . . say your prayers anyway . . . KYLE !
Kyle : Ips !
Hao : Mwuhahahhahahhahahhahahaha !
Kyle : Huh . . . by the way , where's Opacho ?
Hao : *shurgs* Now die ! * throws some kind of spell *
Kyle : * dodges it* That was easy . . .
Spell : * Hits a book *
All : O.O ?
M.S : What have you done ?
Hao : eeerrrr . . .
M.S : You scratched one of my book , now you must pay it or suffer ! the price is * Dun,Dun* two (A/N : Canadian ) Dollars !
Hao : Here you go . . .
M.S : ^-^ Thank you !
Kyle : * looks at the book * Hum . . . " Treasure Island " ? oh ! yeah ! I already read that one !
Hao : I didn't ! and * I* bought this book ! so , gimme that * takes the book for Kyle's hand* Well , I have no more MP left so see ya later Kyle !
* very , very , very evil music*
Hao : * evil face* *opens the door*
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Hao : Damn bell . . . 'ruined the mood . ..
Kyle : * sweadrops* Say mister . . . you look like a crazy person who knows spell . . . what kind did he cast ?
M.S : mwuhaha ! . . . . .. . .. . . .. . . . mwuhahaha ! . . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . MWUHAHAHHAHAH AHA HAHAH HAHA HAH HA HA HA HHA HAHAHHA ! * coughs * MWUHAHAHA !
Kyle : Huh . . . I have to go . . .
M.S : * evil music * MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
M.S : Damn bell . . .
Outside . . .
Kyle : Phew ! . . . that guys weird . . . wait 'till I tell this to . . . * runs in someone * Oh ! sorry sir I . . . O.o' you know . . . it's not Halloween yet . . .
Pirate : Aaaarrrrr . .. What d'ya mean Lass ? I'm dressed up in a very casual way !
Kyle : Yeah . . . right . . . and my name's Ansem !
Pirate : It is ? well lemme introduce me self , then ! the name's Long John Silver ! ( A/N : To be nice to the people who don't know about Treasure Island . . .or Treasure Planet . . . let's just say that this guy is kinda the main villain of the story . . . Well ! just imagine a pirate , that's not SO hard !)
Kyle : Oooooookay . . . that's a bit strange . . . even for this story . . .
Silver : Well , miss Ansem . . .
Kyle : My name's not really--
Silver : D'ya know some rich people ?
Kyle : Well , I know a Chinese guy whose kinda --
Silver : Then I shall kidnap ya ! Mwuha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Kyle : I . . . just don't know how to react right now . . . AND WHAT'S THIS STUPID BELL SOUND DOING HERE !
SFX guy : Sorry I just wanted to add some humor . . .
Me : You suck ! you're fired !
SFX guy : Noooooooooooooo * runs off crying * !
Silver : O.o' I see weird people everywhere . . . ^-^ well , anyway ! * grabs Kyle * Wait 'till me mateys see this ! it's been a long time since they saw a girl AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAArrrRRRrrr !
Kyle : WhaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaat ! SOMEBODY HELP ME !
* fades out *
Well .. . that's the story . . . now let's get back to our friends . . .
Manta : Maybe Hao kidnapped her . . .
Yoh : Maybe she's simply lost . . .
Ren : . . . maybe she's dead . . .
Horohoro : Maybe she went to look for Hao by herself . . .
Ed : Hao kidnapped her ? aaaaaaawwwwww ! she's soooooo lucky ! * dreamy eyes*
All : * Sweadrops*
Lyserg : Noooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Kyle ! where are you ?
Dot : Guys . . . the first thing we should is to split into little groups and go look for . . .
Ed : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! Something landed on my hair !
Unknown evil voice : Mwuhahahahahhahahhaahhahahahhahahahahhaha ( A/N : Don't even think about the door bell joke . . .) hahhahahhahaahhahahah ahhahahahahhahahahhaa . . . . . . . gotcha ! *runs off *
Manta : O.o' what the heck was that ?
Ed : Something in my hair ! get it off ! get it off !
Yoh : Yeah . . . yeah . . . * takes the object * hum . . . it's a piece of paper . . .
Ren : Well .. . maybe you should look if there's something written on it !
Yoh : . . .
Horohoro : Well ?
Yoh : Well , I can't read English !
Lyserg : ^-^ leave this to the English boy ! huh . . . * reads* "Aaaaaaaaaarrrr ! mateys ! I won't tell ya me name but I've kidnapped yer mate Ansem ! and if ya wanna have her back then you must pay a ransom of * Dun,Dun* Three hundred (A/N : American) dollars ! signed : Captain Long John Silver ."
All ( except Ed ) : O.o'
Ed : I don't have any friends called Ansem ! I don't like Ansem ! he's ugly ! and I don't trust his Guardian ! beside why did he called Ansem a "her" ? . .. and din't he say at the beginning of the letter that he didn't want us to know his name ? then WHY ON EARTH DID SIGNED THE FRIGGIN LETTER ?
Yoh : Calm down Ed . . . it must be Kyle he's talking about ! That's the most logical explanation !
Ren : Yeah . . . well now what do we do ?
Lyserg : *You're* the rich guy here . . . so . . . * you* pay the ransom !
Ren : Okay !
All : HUH !?
Ren : hehehehhehe . . . I stole my dad's credit card . . . I just have to find a bank . . .
Ed : . . .your dad has a credit card . . .
Ren : Yes . . .
Ed : . . . that's weird . . .
Ren : Why ?
Ed : . . . I don't know but it's weird . . .
Manta : So let's find a bank !
Hao : Now hold it a sec !
Yoh : What are you doing here ?
Horohoro : Yeah . . . what are you doing here . . .
Ed : Haoooooooooooooo ! ^-_________________________-^ My Hao-sama ! 'know what ? I dreamt of you has a cuty little bunny ! * hugs Hao* I loooooooooove you !
Hao : Help me ! Help me ! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE !
All : * evil smile*
Dot : Maybe we'll not have to use your credit card Ren . . .
Yoh : Are you thinking the same thing as I am ?
Horohoro : ^-^ I'm thinking about tuna and jam sandwiches !!!!
Lyserg : . . . shut up Horohoro . . .
Horohoro : That's not very nice . . .
Manta : Say . . . where's Opacho ?
Hao ( still in Ed's arm) : * shrugs*
Meanwhile , in a McDonald's near by . . .
Kyle : Guys . . . everybody's looking at us . . .
Silver : Aaaarrrr . . . shut up , woman ! can I remember ya , yer just the hostage . . .
Kyle : Why did we went to hide in a McDonald's anyway ?
Silver : Ya said 'twas a restaurant ?
Kyle : Yeah so what ?
Silver : Aaaarrrrrrr . . . restaurants are t'best place to hide someone . . .
Kyle : If you say so . . .
Pirate #1 : Cap'tain , we need something to drink !
Pirates : Drink ! Drink ! Drink ! Drink !
Kyle : *sweatdrops * . . .
Silver : I'll go order something . . .
Teenager : Hi . . . huh . . . mist--
Silver : The name's Cap'tain Long John Silver , son !
Teenager : Huh . . . Ooooooooookay . . . what do you want ?
Silver : I want a full barrel of Rum , for me and me mateys !
Teenager : I'm afraid we don't . ..
Silver : Look , cabin boy , I don't wanna be obliged to cut yer head off but . ..
Teenager : Huh . . . Huh . . . Huh . .. How 'bout some Coke ?
Silver : "Coke" ? What in the devil's name is "Coke" ?
Teenager : Kind of . . . alcohol . . .
Silver : Aaaaarrr . .. then I'll take that . . .
Teenager : Huh . .. you want fries with that ?
Let's go back to our friends . . .
Lyserg : Don't let him go Ed !
Ed ( hugging Hao) : Don't worry ! I wont !
Hao : Lemme go ! Lemme go ! I don't deserve to die !
Yoh : Oh ! yes you do !
Hao : That's not fair ! I'm the bad guy here ! I shouldn't be captured by a girl with no special powers !
Ed : Well , BOOHOO , MISTER ! ^-^ too bad for you , we got you !
Manta : You're gonna be the one who'll pay Kyle's ransom !
Ren : That way I will not have to use my dad's credit card . . .
Hao : Where are we going anyway . . .
Dot : Hey ! that's a good question ! where are we going ?
Ren : huh . . .
Horohoro : I'm hungry . . .
Ren : We don't care . . .
Dot : Well , there's a McDonald's near were we are . . . we could go there . . .
Hao : I'm hungry too ! It's been 2 days since I last ate !
Ed : Aaawww ! poor thing ! You don't eat much , do you ? is it why you're so slim ?
Ren : Okay , then let's go eat something . . .
At the McDonald's . . .
Pirates ( singing) : We'reeeeeeeeeeeeee sooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnk !!!!!!!! so let's driiiiink again !
Costumers : O.o'
Silver : Aaaarrr . . . that's it me mates !
Kyle : O.o' How can you get drunk by drinking Coke ?
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Me : Well . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . .. .. . .. . . . . .. . . To be continued ! Mwuhahahhahahhahahahhahha hahahahahhahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahhahaaha !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Me : That was dumb . . .
SFX guy : I'm sorry . . .
Me : You again ? what are doing here ?
SFX guy : I wanted to read the end of the chapter . . .
Me : Well , now go away !
SFX guy : Okay . . . nobody likes me . . . * runs off crying *
Lance : Can I have a line ? huh . .. Review people !
Me : Yep , see ya next time !