Chapter 25 : . . . You want fries with that ?

Me : Hi ! I know it's been a long time since I updated a chapter so quickly but . . . uh . . . well ! I felt like writing !

Lance : How long is this fic's gonna last ?

Me : Good question ! When I begin a fic , I never really think about the number of chapter . . . so I always write long stuff . . . I'm like this ! what do you want ?

Lance : I suppose it's alright . . .

Me : Anyway . . . To answer your question Sweet Anime Fan , Yes , Ed's my character ! I created her . . . but her name has been inspired from Edward ( I don't remember the full name . . .) a.k.a Ed from cowboy Bebop . . . so . . . that's what I had to say ! let's go , then !

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Well , do I really have to explain the situation again ? I think you're smart enough to re-read last chapter if you don't remember what happened . . . Anyway as you're SUPPOSED to know I and some weirdoes were at the McDonald's . . .

Pirate # 1 : Aaaaaaar !

Pirate # 2 : AAAAAAAAARR !

Pirate # 3 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR !

Pirate # 1/ Pirate # 2 : Wow ! that was good ! * claps *

Kyle : Hey ! Long John ?

Silver : It's CAPTAIN Silver for ya , lassie !

Kyle : Whatever . . . how long are we gonna stay here ? I'm bored and I'm tired !

Silver : Hostages can't complain !

Kyle : Why ?

Silver : *blinks* . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. 'CUZ I SAY SO !

Pirate # 4 : Hey ! Capt'ain ! there's a guy who gave me the keys of this place and said we could keep it for ourselves !

Silver : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! that's good news Mr.Fishbrain !

Pirates : Yarrrr ! yarrrr ! yaaaar ! yayayarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! yaaaaaaaaarrrr !

Pirate # 4 ( Mr.Fishbrain ) : Please don't use my real name in front of everybody . . . I can't stand their laughter anymore !

Kyle : Wait a minute ! Your name's really Fishbrain ?

Fishbrain : Yes . . .

Kyle : D'AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ! . . . looser . . .

Fishbrain : *sobs* Oh , God ! why me ? * sobs*

Silver : Shut yer Hole ! now that this place is ours ! let's make it our hideout !

Pirates : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

Silver : Now , bring the other hostage !

Pirate #5 . . .( A/N : Ah ! what the heck let's ! give him a name . . . huh . . . what about Bob ?) :

Bob : Aye ! Aye ! Cap'tain !

Kyle : O.o ' "Other" hostage ?

Not so far away from there . . .

Hao : Pleeaaaaaase ! tell her to free me ! I promise I will be good !

Ed : * hugs even harder* Aaaaaw !^-^C'mon my chibi-bunny ! you're gotta be happy in my arms !

Hao : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !

Yoh : For some reason , I'm enjoying this . . .

Ren : * evil smile* yeah . . . me too !

Lyserg : HUG HIM HARDER , ED !

Ed : ^______________________^ With pleasure !

Hao : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

Manta : you guys . . .

Dot : They're so immature !

Horohoro : * makes a serious face* I agree ! why can't they be more like us ?

Manta/Dot : . . . "us" ? . . .

Yoh : Hey ! here's the McDonald's ! but . . . huh !? why is there so many people in front ?

Manta : Let's go check !

. . .

Yoh : Huh . . . pardon me , ma'am ! but . . . what is everybody doing ?

Woman : Some pirates took over the McDonald's !

Man : Yeah . . . there was a young red-haired girl with them . . . I wonder who she was . . .

Lyserg : Kyle ! those nasty pirates ! they kidnapped her just so they could make some money !

Kid : You're the friends of this girl ? Cool !

Ed : Yes we are ! she's our best friend and we brought the money to save her ! right *Hao* ?

Hao : BUT YOU DIDN'T GAVE ME TIME TO SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY !

All : . . .

Yoh : WhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaat !

Ed : Well , maybe we don't have money but *I* have *you* !

Hao : . .. I just wanted to be an evil stereotyped guy. . .

Dot : Well , Ren . . . 'looks like we are gonna need your credit card after all . . .

Ren : No problem ! . . . but huh . . . where is it ?

Manta : Don't tell me you lost it !

Horohoro : Hey * munch* guys * munch* what is happening * munch* here ?

Yoh : Horo , where did you find those pretzels ?

Horohoro : I bought them with Ren's credit card !

Lyserg : DAMMIT !

Horohoro : What's the problem ?

Dot : Now , how are we gonna save Kyle ?

Ed : Why don't we just go and rescue her ! C'mon ! it'll be fun ! what's 20 bloodthirsty pirates against 7 teenagers and a talking cat ?

All : . . .

Horohoro : Yeah ! she's right !

Ed : ^-^ and beside , I always wanted to be a pirate !

Hao : . . . can you let me go now ?

Yoh : Okay ! let's rescue her !

Hao : HEY ! I'M STILL HERE !

Ed : Don't worry ! ^-^ you're coming with us !

Dot : . . . they're so stupid . . .

Inside the restaurant . . .

Kyle : . . . boooooooooooooooooring . . .

Silver : You're not supposed to have fun , anyway . . .

Bob : Here's the other hostage ! Cap'tain !

Silver : Great ! put him next to the girl !

Bob : Aye ! Aye !

Kyle (bored tone) : hi , who are you ?

Boy : Me ? well . . . my name's Jim Hawkins ! ( A/N : The main character of the story . . .)

Kyle : . . .

Jim : What ?

Kyle (bored tone) : You looked better in Treasure Planet . . .

Jim : "Treasure" what ?

Kyle (bored tone) : Forget it . . .

Pira. . . (A/N : Aaaw . . . let's call him Jeffrey !) :

Jeffrey : Cap'tain Silver ?

Silver : What is it me mate ?

Jeffrey : Well . . . I and the rest of the crew is hungry !

Silver : Okay then . . . HEY ! Cabin boy !

Jim : Huh !?

Silver : Cook us somet'ing ! and you lassie , go and help him !

Kyle : Whatever . . .

Outside . . .

Lyserg : So what can we do to save her ?

Yoh : We have to think of a plan . ..

Hao : Can I go now ?

Ren : NO .

Hao : No fair . . . and I have no more MP left . . . stupid spell . . .

Yoh : Spell ? what spell ?

Hao : A spell I cast to kill Kyle . . . but I missed and it hit this book !

Manta : "Treasure Island" ?

Dot : So . . . this is why there are Pirates inside a McDonald's . . .

Horohoro : Well . . . duh !

Ed : Don't worry fellaws ! Captain Esmeralda has a plan !

Yoh : *sweadrops* what are you doing , dressed like that ?

In the restaurant's kitchen . . .

Jim : . . . So , this is what you call a "Hamburger " ?

Kyle : Yeah . . . and those are fries . . .

Jim : Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . ! ^-^ so , why did they capture you ?

Kyle : 'cuz I have a rich Chinese friend . . . and you ?

Jim : ^-^ I stole Flint's treasure map !

Kyle : Oh . . .

Silver : Aaaaaaaaaaarrr ! Is this food coming or what ?

Kyle : Yeah ! yeah ! here it is , guys !

Pirates : ^-^ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Silver : * munch* 'tastes weird . . . *munch* but those things are good !

Kyle : You mean the fries ? well thanks ! I made those !

Silver : yeah . . . yeah . . . go back in the kitchen and cook us some more !

Kyle : . . .

Ed's voice : Now everybody hold it !

Bob : Hold what ?

Ed's voice : eeeerrrr . . . just stop what you are doing . ..

Random Pirate (from the toilet) : But I'm peeing , here !

Ed's voice : Well . . . *you* can finish but the others , stop and look at me !

Silver : And can I know who is challenging me ?

Ed ( dressed as Jim in "Treasure Planet") : ME !

Hao ( dressed as Morph) : Kill me . . .

Ed : And now . . . * draws a wooden sword* free my friend Kyle or suffer !

Silver : Aaaah ! so yer're the lass' friend ?

Ed : The name's Ed , Johnny !

Silver : It's Captain Silver !

Ed : Johnny !

Silver : Captain Silver !

Ed : Johnny !

Silver : Captain Silver !

Ed : Johnny !

Silver : C-a-p-t-a-i-n S-i-l-v-e-r !

Ed : J-o-h-n-n-y !

Silver : Let's agree on Silver . ..

Ed : ^-^ Okay !

Silver : Anyway . . . if ya want yer friend Ansem back , you'll have to fight me and if you win , I'll let have yer friend back and if you loose , you'll be *my* slave !

Ed : O.o'

Silver : Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrr ! not *that* kind of slave , you brat !

Ed : Oh ! well . . . okay then . . .

Hao : But you don't know how to fight !

Ed : ^-^ Thanks for worrying about me , sugar ! but I'll be fine ! I'm yellow belt at tea-kwon-do !

Hao : It's not TEA-kwon-do it's . . .

Ed : *grins* let's fight Silver !

In the kitchen . . .

Jim : O.o' that's your friend !?

Kyle : Huh . . . well .. . yeah . . .

Jim : She looks . . . hum . .. nice . . .

Kyle : Seriously , Jim ! you've gotta help me ! Ed doesn't really know how to fight ! Silver is gonna crush her !

Jim : And what can we do about it ?

Kyle : . . . I don't know . . .

Outside . . .

Lyserg : Where did Ed ran off ?

Horohoro : Dunno . . .

Ren : Say . . . Horo . . . do you have some pretzels left ?

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Lance : Your "Treasure Planet" obsession has gone too far . . .

Me : Maybe ! but I'm crazy about this movie what do you want ! and I have to wait until next week to buy it ! I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE ! AAAAAAAAAAAAH ! THE PAIN ! . .. Ahem ! Huh . . . I'm stopping here 'cuz I wanted to post something and I have to work on my KH fics (if you have nothing to do you can go and read them !) anyway ! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase review * sad eyes* your review makes my day , guys !

Lance : . . .

Me : What !?

Lance : *evil smile* Treasure Planet !

Me : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! THE PAIN ! STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVIE ! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T WAIT NO MORE ! * jumps in circle*

Lance : ^-^ Bye everybody ! have fun 'til the day of the release of Treasure Planet !

Me : STOP THAT !