Chapter 26 : Are you rrrrrrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrrrrumble ?
Me : I always had a crush for gorgeous , endless scenery like tropical islands , mountains or prairies . That's why , sometimes I feel kinda sad to live in a plain little suburb near the city ! But when I look trough my window and I see a deep blue sky , white clouds , red or green trees , that's when I think to myself : What a wonderful world ! why do people only see the ugly side of everything ? nature's so beautiful , I love when the wind smells like summer and all the snow has finally melted to make room for grass . Ever since the day I was born , I fell in love with nature ! When I feel bored at school , I look at the infinite sky and dream of being a bird so I could sore into the sky like I dive in a pool . And then I feel alive , alive and free ! Spring (like every other seasons) is a wonderful season and I think that you need to have four months of snow to really realize it . No , I've never been in the south but I'm sure that people there don't even appreciate their palm trees and their beaches as much as I appreciate a maple tree with its leaf .
Lance : You talk too much !
Me : Huh . . . yeah sorry about that ^^ ' . . . AHEM ! Hey I forgot to say : I OOOOOOOOOOOOWN TREASURE PLANET DVD ! WOOHOO ! . . . here's chapter 26 everyone . . .
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Alright , in the last episode , I met a new hostage that Silver and his crew captured . . .
* Flash Back *
Kyle (bored tone) : hi , who are you ?
Boy : Me ? well . . . my name's Jim Hawkins !
Kyle : . . .
Jim : What ?
Kyle (bored tone) : You looked better in Treasure Planet . . .
Jim : "Treasure" what ?
Kyle (bored tone) : Forget it . . .
Meanwhile , my friends captured Hao to use him to pay my ransom but they learned to late that he was broke and Horo used all of Ren's money to buy some pretzels . . . You're following alright ?
* Flash-back*
Hao : BUT YOU DIDN'T GAVE ME TIME TO SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY !
All : . . .
Yoh : WhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaat !
Ed : Well , maybe we don't have money but *I* have *you* !
Hao : . .. I just wanted to be an evil stereotyped guy. . .
Dot : Well , Ren . . . 'looks like we are gonna need your credit card after all . . .
Ren : No problem ! . . . but huh . . . where is it ?
Manta : Don't tell me you lost it !
Horohoro : Hey * munch* guys * munch* what is happening * munch* here ?
Yoh : Horo , where did you find those pretzels ?
Horohoro : I bought them with Ren's credit card !
Now there wasn't much options for them to save me so Ed decided to attack the pirates and she ended up defeating Captain Long John Silver himself ! Can you believe it !?
* Flash-back*
Silver : Anyway . . . if ya want yer friend Ansem back , you'll have to fight me and if you win , I'll let have yer friend back and if you loose , you'll be *my* slave !
Ed : O.o'
Silver : Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrr ! not *that* kind of slave , you brat !
Ed : Oh ! well . . . okay then . . .
Hao : But you don't know how to fight !
Ed : ^-^ Thanks for worrying about me , sugar ! but I'll be fine ! I'm yellow belt at tea-kwon-do !
Hao : It's not TEA-kwon-do it's . . .
Ed : *grins* let's fight Silver !
This situation may seem kinda of mushy . . . but whatever ! Let's get rrrrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrumble !
Horohoro : Hey , haven't you guys noticed that Hao is always the one who solve those kind of problems ?
Lyserg : Hey ! that's true !
Manta : Are we gonna stay here and wait 'till everything is over , or what ?
Yoh : . . . maybe . . . * lays on the ground*
Dot : But you guys . . . aawwww , what the heck ! * lays on Yoh*
Ren : Good idea ! I need some time to digest those pretzels anyway . . .
In the Mc Donald's
Kyle : ¬.¬ Ed is gonna get killed . . .
Jim : What do you wanna do about this ?
Kyle : Huh . . . ^-^ Oh ! well Hao always solve those kinda situations for us anyway . . .
Hao ( still dressed as morph) : That's right ! I'm gonna stop all this crazy thing with a single . . .
Ed : Watch out Hon !
::BOING !::
Hao : *falls unconscious* @_@
Ed : Oops . . .
Kyle : WHAT did you just do ?
Ed : Well . . . I tried to hit Silver when he turned is back at me with this ash tray but I missed and . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . where's Silver now ?
Ed : ^-^ bathroom break !
Silver ( from the toilet ) : * singing * Hi ! Ho ! Hi ! Ho ! Pirate's life for me !
Kyle : . . . whatever . . .Ed ! we need to think of a plan , now that Hao is . . . well . . . knocked down . . .
Hao : @_@
Ed : ^-^ I'm sure we'll find a solution , don't worry , we're the main characters , we can't die !
Kyle : That maniacal pirate isn't gonna kill ya , he's just gonna kick your ass and then you'll be forced to be his slave forever !
Ed : NEVER ! If I lose , I'm gonna kill him and become the Captain instead of that loser !
Kyle : ¬.¬' You're not making any sense . . .
Jim : Huh . . . excuse me ladies but may I help you anyhow ?
Ed : Whose that guy ?
Kyle : He's Jim !
Ed : . . .
Jim : What ?
Ed : You looked better in treasure planet !
Jim : . . . *sobs* but my mommy told me *I* was the handsomest guy on earth . . .
Ed : We'll she lied , pip-squeak !
Jim : You're not nice ! It's not because you're ugly that everybody is !
Ed : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !? Nobody's prettier than me , duck face !
Jim : Whose a duck face !?
Ed : TRYA GUESS !
Kyle : Okay ! Okay ! cut it out , guys !
Ed/Jim : * evil glare*
Kyle : *sigh* we need a plan and fast !
Old Pirate ( talking to the rest of the crew) : . . .And great uncle Eucalysptus tried to kiss the mermaid but . . . she killed him . . .
Pirates : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR ! mermaids are so scary !
Old Pirate : yeah . . . NOBODY MUST KNOW THAT MERMAIDS ARE A PIRATE'S WORST NIGTHMARE !
Kyle/Jim/Ed : ¬.¬ . . .
Ed : Whatta bunch of stupid heads . . .
Kyle : Ed ! quick ! disguise yourself as a mermaid !
Ed : WHAT !? Huh . . . no way ! I like my Jim costume ! * looks at Jim*
Jim : Forget it ! I'm not dressing as a girl ! * looks at Kyle*
Kyle : Don't . . . even think about it . . .
Ed : Then , what are we going to do ?
Jim : Hum . . .
Hao : X________X
Kyle : * evil smile* I know what to do . . . Ed get me a bucket of cold water to wake Hao up , Jim go distract Silver a few minutes !
Jim/Ed : Okay !
In the bathroom . . .
Silver : Phew . . . that's better . . . I drank to much of this brown liquor . . . hum . .. I think I should wash my hands . . .
Jim : * enters the bathroom* Huh . . . Captain ?
Silver : What is it Cabin boy ?
Jim : Well . . . I . . . I . . . huh . . .
Silver : Yes ?
Jim : I . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . I learned a new dance ! * starts to dance like a Russian guy* * singing* Once I found a treasure , Doo da ! Doo da ! But my parrot ate it ! Doo da- dee da de ! So I cut open my parrot ! Doo da doo da ! And blood came out of him Doo da-dee da de !
Silver : ¬.¬ You're crazy , kid . . .
In the kitchen . . .
Ed : So , can I throw the water in Hao's face now ?
Kyle : Not yet . . . hehehehhehehe . . . his hairdo is so girly . .. he doesn't even need a wig !
Ed : Hehehehehhehe . . . Can I make him sear the seashell bra ?
Kyle : * evil eyes* be my guest !
Jim : * still signing* . . . AND THAT'S WHY I CALLED MY DOG BILLY , DOO DA- DEE DA DE ! BUT GRANDMA DIDN'T LIKE DOGS , DOO DA DOO DA ! OH ! DOO DA-DEE DA DE , DEE-DOO DOO DOO DOO DE ! DA DOO DE DA DEE DEE-DA DE !
Silver : Somebody kill him !
Kyle : Alright Ed , wake Hao up ! I'll go talk to Silver !
Ed : ^-^ you're the boss !
Kyle : Hey ! Silver !
Jim : DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEE-DA DA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! DEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
Kyle : . . . shut up Jim . . .
Jim : T_T
Silver : THANK GOD !
Kyle : Anyway . . . Prepare to lose !
Silver : O.o ! Lose what ? hooooooo . . . yeah . . . the fight with the girl . . . what do you want miss Ansem ? you want me to spare the life of your friend ?
Kyle : Not really . . . Actually I wanted to introduce you to someone else . . . Ed ?
Ed : Yep ! * pushes Hao outside the kitchen*
Hao ( dressed like the little mermaid): Hey ! what happened ? And why am I dressed like -
Ed : * hits him with the bucket*
Hao : @_@ * signing * Look at this stuff , isn't it neat ? wouldn't you think my collection's complete ? wouldn't think I'm the girl . . . the girl who has eeeeeeeeeeeverything ! Look at this trove , treasure's untold many wonders can one cavern hold ? . . . .. . . Watch and you'll seeeeeeeeeeee someday I'll beeeeeeeeeeee part of your woooooooooooorld !
Ed : Now *that's* funny !
Pirates : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! A MERMAID ! . . . she's pretty though , but . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! * runs off*
Silver : O.O ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! A MERMAID *runs off*
Ed : Yeah ! * dances in circle* We beat the pirates ! We beat the pirates !
Kyle : YEAH !
Kyle/Ed : *High fives*
Kyle : But . . . huh . . . Jim , what are you going to do ?
Jim : * shrugs* I think I'll catch up with the pirates and ask the mad shopkeeper to let us re-entered my world !
Kyle : Cool ! then we'll read about you ! by the way . . . Flint's treasure is his beneath a big tree . . .
Later on . . .
Lyserg : Wow ! so that's how you got rid of these pirates !
Ed : Yep ! ^-^ cool , huh ?
Manta : I'd rather say weird . . .
Yoh : Yeah . . . but now the McDonald's people finally have their restaurant back . . .
Ren : (sarcastic) woo-hoo ! the planet his saved . . .
Horohoro : * evil face* but god knows for how long . . . *Dun,Dun*
Kyle : Huh , Ed ?
Ed : Yeah ?
Kyle : I . . . think you hit Hao too hard with the bucket . . .
Ed : What do you mean ?
Kyle : * points Hao*
Hao : @__________@ *signing* Think you own whatever land you land on , the earth is just a dead thing you can cling but I know every rocks and trees and creatures has a life , has a spirit , has a name . . .HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY TO THE BLUE CORN MOON , OR LET THE EAGLE TELL YOU WHERE HE'S BEEN , CAN YOU SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE MOUNTAIN , CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer-by : O.o ?
Ed : Hehehehehe . . . he really looks like Pocahontas . . .
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Me : Well , this is it , guys ! I have to go study my Biology . !
Lance : ^-^ But don't forget to review !
Me : ^-^ Or I'll hit ya with a bucket !
Me : I always had a crush for gorgeous , endless scenery like tropical islands , mountains or prairies . That's why , sometimes I feel kinda sad to live in a plain little suburb near the city ! But when I look trough my window and I see a deep blue sky , white clouds , red or green trees , that's when I think to myself : What a wonderful world ! why do people only see the ugly side of everything ? nature's so beautiful , I love when the wind smells like summer and all the snow has finally melted to make room for grass . Ever since the day I was born , I fell in love with nature ! When I feel bored at school , I look at the infinite sky and dream of being a bird so I could sore into the sky like I dive in a pool . And then I feel alive , alive and free ! Spring (like every other seasons) is a wonderful season and I think that you need to have four months of snow to really realize it . No , I've never been in the south but I'm sure that people there don't even appreciate their palm trees and their beaches as much as I appreciate a maple tree with its leaf .
Lance : You talk too much !
Me : Huh . . . yeah sorry about that ^^ ' . . . AHEM ! Hey I forgot to say : I OOOOOOOOOOOOWN TREASURE PLANET DVD ! WOOHOO ! . . . here's chapter 26 everyone . . .
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Alright , in the last episode , I met a new hostage that Silver and his crew captured . . .
* Flash Back *
Kyle (bored tone) : hi , who are you ?
Boy : Me ? well . . . my name's Jim Hawkins !
Kyle : . . .
Jim : What ?
Kyle (bored tone) : You looked better in Treasure Planet . . .
Jim : "Treasure" what ?
Kyle (bored tone) : Forget it . . .
Meanwhile , my friends captured Hao to use him to pay my ransom but they learned to late that he was broke and Horo used all of Ren's money to buy some pretzels . . . You're following alright ?
* Flash-back*
Hao : BUT YOU DIDN'T GAVE ME TIME TO SAY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY !
All : . . .
Yoh : WhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaat !
Ed : Well , maybe we don't have money but *I* have *you* !
Hao : . .. I just wanted to be an evil stereotyped guy. . .
Dot : Well , Ren . . . 'looks like we are gonna need your credit card after all . . .
Ren : No problem ! . . . but huh . . . where is it ?
Manta : Don't tell me you lost it !
Horohoro : Hey * munch* guys * munch* what is happening * munch* here ?
Yoh : Horo , where did you find those pretzels ?
Horohoro : I bought them with Ren's credit card !
Now there wasn't much options for them to save me so Ed decided to attack the pirates and she ended up defeating Captain Long John Silver himself ! Can you believe it !?
* Flash-back*
Silver : Anyway . . . if ya want yer friend Ansem back , you'll have to fight me and if you win , I'll let have yer friend back and if you loose , you'll be *my* slave !
Ed : O.o'
Silver : Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrr ! not *that* kind of slave , you brat !
Ed : Oh ! well . . . okay then . . .
Hao : But you don't know how to fight !
Ed : ^-^ Thanks for worrying about me , sugar ! but I'll be fine ! I'm yellow belt at tea-kwon-do !
Hao : It's not TEA-kwon-do it's . . .
Ed : *grins* let's fight Silver !
This situation may seem kinda of mushy . . . but whatever ! Let's get rrrrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrumble !
Horohoro : Hey , haven't you guys noticed that Hao is always the one who solve those kind of problems ?
Lyserg : Hey ! that's true !
Manta : Are we gonna stay here and wait 'till everything is over , or what ?
Yoh : . . . maybe . . . * lays on the ground*
Dot : But you guys . . . aawwww , what the heck ! * lays on Yoh*
Ren : Good idea ! I need some time to digest those pretzels anyway . . .
In the Mc Donald's
Kyle : ¬.¬ Ed is gonna get killed . . .
Jim : What do you wanna do about this ?
Kyle : Huh . . . ^-^ Oh ! well Hao always solve those kinda situations for us anyway . . .
Hao ( still dressed as morph) : That's right ! I'm gonna stop all this crazy thing with a single . . .
Ed : Watch out Hon !
::BOING !::
Hao : *falls unconscious* @_@
Ed : Oops . . .
Kyle : WHAT did you just do ?
Ed : Well . . . I tried to hit Silver when he turned is back at me with this ash tray but I missed and . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . where's Silver now ?
Ed : ^-^ bathroom break !
Silver ( from the toilet ) : * singing * Hi ! Ho ! Hi ! Ho ! Pirate's life for me !
Kyle : . . . whatever . . .Ed ! we need to think of a plan , now that Hao is . . . well . . . knocked down . . .
Hao : @_@
Ed : ^-^ I'm sure we'll find a solution , don't worry , we're the main characters , we can't die !
Kyle : That maniacal pirate isn't gonna kill ya , he's just gonna kick your ass and then you'll be forced to be his slave forever !
Ed : NEVER ! If I lose , I'm gonna kill him and become the Captain instead of that loser !
Kyle : ¬.¬' You're not making any sense . . .
Jim : Huh . . . excuse me ladies but may I help you anyhow ?
Ed : Whose that guy ?
Kyle : He's Jim !
Ed : . . .
Jim : What ?
Ed : You looked better in treasure planet !
Jim : . . . *sobs* but my mommy told me *I* was the handsomest guy on earth . . .
Ed : We'll she lied , pip-squeak !
Jim : You're not nice ! It's not because you're ugly that everybody is !
Ed : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !? Nobody's prettier than me , duck face !
Jim : Whose a duck face !?
Ed : TRYA GUESS !
Kyle : Okay ! Okay ! cut it out , guys !
Ed/Jim : * evil glare*
Kyle : *sigh* we need a plan and fast !
Old Pirate ( talking to the rest of the crew) : . . .And great uncle Eucalysptus tried to kiss the mermaid but . . . she killed him . . .
Pirates : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR ! mermaids are so scary !
Old Pirate : yeah . . . NOBODY MUST KNOW THAT MERMAIDS ARE A PIRATE'S WORST NIGTHMARE !
Kyle/Jim/Ed : ¬.¬ . . .
Ed : Whatta bunch of stupid heads . . .
Kyle : Ed ! quick ! disguise yourself as a mermaid !
Ed : WHAT !? Huh . . . no way ! I like my Jim costume ! * looks at Jim*
Jim : Forget it ! I'm not dressing as a girl ! * looks at Kyle*
Kyle : Don't . . . even think about it . . .
Ed : Then , what are we going to do ?
Jim : Hum . . .
Hao : X________X
Kyle : * evil smile* I know what to do . . . Ed get me a bucket of cold water to wake Hao up , Jim go distract Silver a few minutes !
Jim/Ed : Okay !
In the bathroom . . .
Silver : Phew . . . that's better . . . I drank to much of this brown liquor . . . hum . .. I think I should wash my hands . . .
Jim : * enters the bathroom* Huh . . . Captain ?
Silver : What is it Cabin boy ?
Jim : Well . . . I . . . I . . . huh . . .
Silver : Yes ?
Jim : I . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . I learned a new dance ! * starts to dance like a Russian guy* * singing* Once I found a treasure , Doo da ! Doo da ! But my parrot ate it ! Doo da- dee da de ! So I cut open my parrot ! Doo da doo da ! And blood came out of him Doo da-dee da de !
Silver : ¬.¬ You're crazy , kid . . .
In the kitchen . . .
Ed : So , can I throw the water in Hao's face now ?
Kyle : Not yet . . . hehehehhehehe . . . his hairdo is so girly . .. he doesn't even need a wig !
Ed : Hehehehehhehe . . . Can I make him sear the seashell bra ?
Kyle : * evil eyes* be my guest !
Jim : * still signing* . . . AND THAT'S WHY I CALLED MY DOG BILLY , DOO DA- DEE DA DE ! BUT GRANDMA DIDN'T LIKE DOGS , DOO DA DOO DA ! OH ! DOO DA-DEE DA DE , DEE-DOO DOO DOO DOO DE ! DA DOO DE DA DEE DEE-DA DE !
Silver : Somebody kill him !
Kyle : Alright Ed , wake Hao up ! I'll go talk to Silver !
Ed : ^-^ you're the boss !
Kyle : Hey ! Silver !
Jim : DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEE-DA DA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! DEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
Kyle : . . . shut up Jim . . .
Jim : T_T
Silver : THANK GOD !
Kyle : Anyway . . . Prepare to lose !
Silver : O.o ! Lose what ? hooooooo . . . yeah . . . the fight with the girl . . . what do you want miss Ansem ? you want me to spare the life of your friend ?
Kyle : Not really . . . Actually I wanted to introduce you to someone else . . . Ed ?
Ed : Yep ! * pushes Hao outside the kitchen*
Hao ( dressed like the little mermaid): Hey ! what happened ? And why am I dressed like -
Ed : * hits him with the bucket*
Hao : @_@ * signing * Look at this stuff , isn't it neat ? wouldn't you think my collection's complete ? wouldn't think I'm the girl . . . the girl who has eeeeeeeeeeeverything ! Look at this trove , treasure's untold many wonders can one cavern hold ? . . . .. . . Watch and you'll seeeeeeeeeeee someday I'll beeeeeeeeeeee part of your woooooooooooorld !
Ed : Now *that's* funny !
Pirates : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! A MERMAID ! . . . she's pretty though , but . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! * runs off*
Silver : O.O ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! A MERMAID *runs off*
Ed : Yeah ! * dances in circle* We beat the pirates ! We beat the pirates !
Kyle : YEAH !
Kyle/Ed : *High fives*
Kyle : But . . . huh . . . Jim , what are you going to do ?
Jim : * shrugs* I think I'll catch up with the pirates and ask the mad shopkeeper to let us re-entered my world !
Kyle : Cool ! then we'll read about you ! by the way . . . Flint's treasure is his beneath a big tree . . .
Later on . . .
Lyserg : Wow ! so that's how you got rid of these pirates !
Ed : Yep ! ^-^ cool , huh ?
Manta : I'd rather say weird . . .
Yoh : Yeah . . . but now the McDonald's people finally have their restaurant back . . .
Ren : (sarcastic) woo-hoo ! the planet his saved . . .
Horohoro : * evil face* but god knows for how long . . . *Dun,Dun*
Kyle : Huh , Ed ?
Ed : Yeah ?
Kyle : I . . . think you hit Hao too hard with the bucket . . .
Ed : What do you mean ?
Kyle : * points Hao*
Hao : @__________@ *signing* Think you own whatever land you land on , the earth is just a dead thing you can cling but I know every rocks and trees and creatures has a life , has a spirit , has a name . . .HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY TO THE BLUE CORN MOON , OR LET THE EAGLE TELL YOU WHERE HE'S BEEN , CAN YOU SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE MOUNTAIN , CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer-by : O.o ?
Ed : Hehehehehe . . . he really looks like Pocahontas . . .
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Me : Well , this is it , guys ! I have to go study my Biology . !
Lance : ^-^ But don't forget to review !
Me : ^-^ Or I'll hit ya with a bucket !