Chapter 27 : Here comes nothing . . .
Me : Hey ! geez . . . I'm bored ! I don't have much ideas for this chapter , but I'll try to do something . . . My brain's kinda all squishy for the moment . . . you see , I played at "Escape from Monkey Island" all morning , such a fun game . It has everything ! Monkeys , Humor , Pirates , Tropical Islands , Boats AND it's a Lucasart ! their game are always good . . . okay . . . maybe except for that "Jedi Power Battle" thingny , now THAT was pointless and boring . . . honestly , I don't know what they were thinking when they created that game but they must have been pretty bored and suffering from a lack of inspiration . . . * sigh* just like me . . .
Lance : Maybe I could sing a song to cheer you up . . . * singing* Oh ! Would you like to swing on a star ? Carry moon beam home in jar ! And be better of than you are ! . . .
Me : Arg ! Shut up ! I can't get this song outta my head . . . Oh ! yeah , by the way : This chapter is especially for my friend Selena , to whom I promise a role in my fic so , this is for you pal ^-^ !
Lance (still singing) : A mule is an animal with long funny ears , he kicks at anything he hears , his back is brownie and is brain is weak , he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak and by the way if you hate to go to school , you may end up to be a mule . . .
Me : ¬.¬ When will ya shut up ? anyway , enjoy this chapter . . . though I don't know what will happen neither . . .
**************************************** Hello . This chapter will not be narrated by your little friend Kyle , it'll be told me : Mister X . Who am I ? I won't tell ya . . . what's my point in that story ? you'll see soon enough ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha ! * Ahem!* anyway . . . our story begins not-so-far-way from Kyle's house . . . in an creepy manor ! Yes , there's a creepy manor near Kyle's home ! you have a problem with that ? anyway it all began one boring summer afternoon . . .
Lyserg (looking through the window) : Hey ! Kyle there's a creepy manor near your house !
Kyle : Yeah . . . you never noticed it ?
Lyserg : Not really . . .
Ed : * pushes Lyserg* Cool ! maybe there's a random evil guy living in this house ! You know the ugly , weird , creepy kind . . .
Lyserg : ¬.¬ Like you ?
Ed : Yes that's what I -- Hey ! I'm better than you , ya Sherlock Holmes wannabe !
Kyle : I don't think there's anything there . . . it's just an empty house that's all . . . me and my brother used to play in it when we were little . . .
Ed : Let's go do a little exploring . . . I bored anyway . . .
Lyserg : Good idea ! huh . . . where are the others ?
Outside , in Kyle's pitiful backyard . . .
Yoh : *throws a ball * Go get it , boy ! go get the ball !
Kiru : O.o?
Yoh : The ball ! GO-GET-THE-BALL !
Kiru : * sniffs a bug * *eats it*
Yoh : THE BALL ! BALL ! B-A-L-L !
Kiru : * licks Yoh*
Yoh : Urg ! stupid dog . . .
Ren : Well . . . at least he is more entertaining then a kyonshii . . .
Horohoro : I like this dog ! who's a good boy ! yes it's you ! yes it's you !
Kiru : O.o? . . . .. . .. . . . . . .^-^ ! * licks Ren's pants*
Ren : Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew . . . dog's dribble . . . better get changed . . . I'll just go behind those bushes with this pair of pants * takes a pair of pants out of his pockets* . . .
Horohoro : O.o frankly , how much can he store in his pockets ?
Yoh : He might be like those video game character , in "Escape from Monkey Island" there's a guy who stores a duck in his pockets !
Horohoro : Yeah so what ?
Yoh : I don't know . . . it's just kinda weird . . .
And while the two innocent fools where chatting away . . . two houses from there . . .
Girl : 'You sure you don't wanna buy one of my plastic parrots ? They talk when you press on their head ! * presses*
Plastic parrot : Quark ! You're Ugly ! Quark !
Some Guy : No thanks I don't need useless stuff ! * shuts the door*
Girls : Geez . . . people are so snobbish these days . . . Well , let's go knock at another door . . .
Ren's voice : Damn ! those pants are too short !
Girl : O.o' I thought I heard a voice that sounded like Ren's ! Oh . . . well must be my imagination ! I think I watched too much Shaman King this morning . . .
Ren's voice : Just . . . need to . . .bend ::Crack:: Ah ! crap ! my underwear ! my mom's gonna kill me !
Girl : No wait ! this IS Ren's voice . . . he looks like he's having trouble with some underwear . . . * evil face* . . . let's go check . . .
In the not-so-well trimmed bushes . . .
Ren : T_T my undies . . .
Girl : * sticks her head in the bushes* Hey Tao Ren ! How are you ? I'm Selena ^-^ nice torn boxers !
Ren : O.o ! Eek ! Who are you !
Selena : I'm a plastic parrots seller ! . . . and I like your boxers ! . .. didn't know you were into pink kitties . . .
Ren : DON'T TELL ANYBOY ABOUT THIS !!!!!
Selena : Don't worry , I won't . . . so . . . anyway what's this place . . .
Ed : It's the house of total madness ! . . . it's my best friend's house !
Selena : Huh . . . who are you ?
Ed : Name's Ed ! I'm from Africa !
Selena : You don't look African . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . well I finally manage to put on some pants ! would you girls move out of the way ?
Kyle : Okay , guys ! we're ready to go exploring the manor ! Hey ! whose this !
Selena : ^-^ Hi ! I'm Selena ! I'm a plastic parrots seller !
Ed : *you* don't look like a plastic parrots seller . . .
Ren : That was a lame way to get revenge Ed . . .
Kyle : Anyway , we were about to go to the abandoned manor across the street ! Wanna go with us ?
Selena : ^-^ yeah sure . . .
So , the little brats began their voyage toward *my* manor , not expecting to find me. ..
Lyserg : * falls* Urg ! I can't . . . go any further . . . leave me . . . alone to die . . .
Ed : What the hell are you saying ? Can't you just cross a street ? you only walked three meter so far . . .
Selena : Yeah , Lyseg-chan ! don't lie in the street like this ! a car is gonna run over you !
Lyserg : Oh , alright ! I was just trying to create a dramatic ambiance here . . . and beside I'm hungry !
Kyle : Aaaaw . . . stop your whining ! you're the one who wanted to explore that stupid manor !
Lyserg : I wanna go home now . . .
Selena : Don't be such a baby ! . . . C'mon * I'll* carry you ! ^________________^
Lyserg : :'( * sobs* Okay . . .
Two minutes later , at my manor's door . . .
Yoh : Now what do we do ?
Ed : ( sarcastic) Oh ! I don't know how about . . . OPENNING THE DOOR !
Horohoro : ( not sarcastic ) O.O , wow ! that IS smart Ed !
Ed : I know . . .
Kyle : Okay . . . now let's go inside . . .
:: Lighting streaks ::
And now . . . what will happen next . . ?
********************************************
Me : . . . Well you'll only know next chapter 'cuz . . . well . . . I . . . wanted to keep a suspense by writing a short chapter . . . yeah that's it ! keeping the suspense . . .
Mister X : You're lying . . . she did that because she was tired of writing but wanted to post something because she felt guilty of her laziness . . . all hail to the queen of laziness . . .
Me : * sobs* . . . yeah , I'm lazy ! is it a crime ? * grabs Lance* Well !? IS IT !
Lance : Huh . . . yeah ?
Me : No fair . . . Now , it's time for some publicity .. . *Ahem !* * puts on some glasses and a tie * Do you like Kingdom Hearts ? Do you like crazy fics ? is the answer to the question below is "yes" , then go read a fic I wrote with my friends . . . it's weird but it's funny ( huh . . . at least from my point of view . . .) anyway the title is "We need a friggin title !" ( Don't worry as soon as we find a real one we'll change it !) by : "The psycho sisters" and I recommend that you read the first chapter . .. if you wanna understand something that is . . . okay , take care now . . . I'll write next chapter . . . someday . . .
Lance : REVIEW !
Me : Yeah ! or . . . I'll never write next chapter . . .. . . . .. . . . or at least it'll not be longer than this one . Mwuhahahahahhahaha ! I'm evil . ..
Mister X : No I am !
Me : . . . shut up . . .
Me : Hey ! geez . . . I'm bored ! I don't have much ideas for this chapter , but I'll try to do something . . . My brain's kinda all squishy for the moment . . . you see , I played at "Escape from Monkey Island" all morning , such a fun game . It has everything ! Monkeys , Humor , Pirates , Tropical Islands , Boats AND it's a Lucasart ! their game are always good . . . okay . . . maybe except for that "Jedi Power Battle" thingny , now THAT was pointless and boring . . . honestly , I don't know what they were thinking when they created that game but they must have been pretty bored and suffering from a lack of inspiration . . . * sigh* just like me . . .
Lance : Maybe I could sing a song to cheer you up . . . * singing* Oh ! Would you like to swing on a star ? Carry moon beam home in jar ! And be better of than you are ! . . .
Me : Arg ! Shut up ! I can't get this song outta my head . . . Oh ! yeah , by the way : This chapter is especially for my friend Selena , to whom I promise a role in my fic so , this is for you pal ^-^ !
Lance (still singing) : A mule is an animal with long funny ears , he kicks at anything he hears , his back is brownie and is brain is weak , he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak and by the way if you hate to go to school , you may end up to be a mule . . .
Me : ¬.¬ When will ya shut up ? anyway , enjoy this chapter . . . though I don't know what will happen neither . . .
**************************************** Hello . This chapter will not be narrated by your little friend Kyle , it'll be told me : Mister X . Who am I ? I won't tell ya . . . what's my point in that story ? you'll see soon enough ! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha ! * Ahem!* anyway . . . our story begins not-so-far-way from Kyle's house . . . in an creepy manor ! Yes , there's a creepy manor near Kyle's home ! you have a problem with that ? anyway it all began one boring summer afternoon . . .
Lyserg (looking through the window) : Hey ! Kyle there's a creepy manor near your house !
Kyle : Yeah . . . you never noticed it ?
Lyserg : Not really . . .
Ed : * pushes Lyserg* Cool ! maybe there's a random evil guy living in this house ! You know the ugly , weird , creepy kind . . .
Lyserg : ¬.¬ Like you ?
Ed : Yes that's what I -- Hey ! I'm better than you , ya Sherlock Holmes wannabe !
Kyle : I don't think there's anything there . . . it's just an empty house that's all . . . me and my brother used to play in it when we were little . . .
Ed : Let's go do a little exploring . . . I bored anyway . . .
Lyserg : Good idea ! huh . . . where are the others ?
Outside , in Kyle's pitiful backyard . . .
Yoh : *throws a ball * Go get it , boy ! go get the ball !
Kiru : O.o?
Yoh : The ball ! GO-GET-THE-BALL !
Kiru : * sniffs a bug * *eats it*
Yoh : THE BALL ! BALL ! B-A-L-L !
Kiru : * licks Yoh*
Yoh : Urg ! stupid dog . . .
Ren : Well . . . at least he is more entertaining then a kyonshii . . .
Horohoro : I like this dog ! who's a good boy ! yes it's you ! yes it's you !
Kiru : O.o? . . . .. . .. . . . . . .^-^ ! * licks Ren's pants*
Ren : Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew . . . dog's dribble . . . better get changed . . . I'll just go behind those bushes with this pair of pants * takes a pair of pants out of his pockets* . . .
Horohoro : O.o frankly , how much can he store in his pockets ?
Yoh : He might be like those video game character , in "Escape from Monkey Island" there's a guy who stores a duck in his pockets !
Horohoro : Yeah so what ?
Yoh : I don't know . . . it's just kinda weird . . .
And while the two innocent fools where chatting away . . . two houses from there . . .
Girl : 'You sure you don't wanna buy one of my plastic parrots ? They talk when you press on their head ! * presses*
Plastic parrot : Quark ! You're Ugly ! Quark !
Some Guy : No thanks I don't need useless stuff ! * shuts the door*
Girls : Geez . . . people are so snobbish these days . . . Well , let's go knock at another door . . .
Ren's voice : Damn ! those pants are too short !
Girl : O.o' I thought I heard a voice that sounded like Ren's ! Oh . . . well must be my imagination ! I think I watched too much Shaman King this morning . . .
Ren's voice : Just . . . need to . . .bend ::Crack:: Ah ! crap ! my underwear ! my mom's gonna kill me !
Girl : No wait ! this IS Ren's voice . . . he looks like he's having trouble with some underwear . . . * evil face* . . . let's go check . . .
In the not-so-well trimmed bushes . . .
Ren : T_T my undies . . .
Girl : * sticks her head in the bushes* Hey Tao Ren ! How are you ? I'm Selena ^-^ nice torn boxers !
Ren : O.o ! Eek ! Who are you !
Selena : I'm a plastic parrots seller ! . . . and I like your boxers ! . .. didn't know you were into pink kitties . . .
Ren : DON'T TELL ANYBOY ABOUT THIS !!!!!
Selena : Don't worry , I won't . . . so . . . anyway what's this place . . .
Ed : It's the house of total madness ! . . . it's my best friend's house !
Selena : Huh . . . who are you ?
Ed : Name's Ed ! I'm from Africa !
Selena : You don't look African . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . well I finally manage to put on some pants ! would you girls move out of the way ?
Kyle : Okay , guys ! we're ready to go exploring the manor ! Hey ! whose this !
Selena : ^-^ Hi ! I'm Selena ! I'm a plastic parrots seller !
Ed : *you* don't look like a plastic parrots seller . . .
Ren : That was a lame way to get revenge Ed . . .
Kyle : Anyway , we were about to go to the abandoned manor across the street ! Wanna go with us ?
Selena : ^-^ yeah sure . . .
So , the little brats began their voyage toward *my* manor , not expecting to find me. ..
Lyserg : * falls* Urg ! I can't . . . go any further . . . leave me . . . alone to die . . .
Ed : What the hell are you saying ? Can't you just cross a street ? you only walked three meter so far . . .
Selena : Yeah , Lyseg-chan ! don't lie in the street like this ! a car is gonna run over you !
Lyserg : Oh , alright ! I was just trying to create a dramatic ambiance here . . . and beside I'm hungry !
Kyle : Aaaaw . . . stop your whining ! you're the one who wanted to explore that stupid manor !
Lyserg : I wanna go home now . . .
Selena : Don't be such a baby ! . . . C'mon * I'll* carry you ! ^________________^
Lyserg : :'( * sobs* Okay . . .
Two minutes later , at my manor's door . . .
Yoh : Now what do we do ?
Ed : ( sarcastic) Oh ! I don't know how about . . . OPENNING THE DOOR !
Horohoro : ( not sarcastic ) O.O , wow ! that IS smart Ed !
Ed : I know . . .
Kyle : Okay . . . now let's go inside . . .
:: Lighting streaks ::
And now . . . what will happen next . . ?
********************************************
Me : . . . Well you'll only know next chapter 'cuz . . . well . . . I . . . wanted to keep a suspense by writing a short chapter . . . yeah that's it ! keeping the suspense . . .
Mister X : You're lying . . . she did that because she was tired of writing but wanted to post something because she felt guilty of her laziness . . . all hail to the queen of laziness . . .
Me : * sobs* . . . yeah , I'm lazy ! is it a crime ? * grabs Lance* Well !? IS IT !
Lance : Huh . . . yeah ?
Me : No fair . . . Now , it's time for some publicity .. . *Ahem !* * puts on some glasses and a tie * Do you like Kingdom Hearts ? Do you like crazy fics ? is the answer to the question below is "yes" , then go read a fic I wrote with my friends . . . it's weird but it's funny ( huh . . . at least from my point of view . . .) anyway the title is "We need a friggin title !" ( Don't worry as soon as we find a real one we'll change it !) by : "The psycho sisters" and I recommend that you read the first chapter . .. if you wanna understand something that is . . . okay , take care now . . . I'll write next chapter . . . someday . . .
Lance : REVIEW !
Me : Yeah ! or . . . I'll never write next chapter . . .. . . . .. . . . or at least it'll not be longer than this one . Mwuhahahahahhahaha ! I'm evil . ..
Mister X : No I am !
Me : . . . shut up . . .