Chapter 28 : The author knows what your afraid of . . .
Disclaimer : None of the evil guys mentioned in this chapter . . . and Barbies doesn't belong to me , okay ?
Me : AHOY ! I'm back with my insanity WOHOO ! and watch out 'cuz I just had a pretty good idea for this chapter ! And by the way , may I warn you that being bored and hungry at the same time isn't a good mixture to write a sci-fi story . . . O.o 'cuz you're gonna end up like me , with a story about a pyromaniac bounty hunter whose hunting a teenage boy who wants to kill a pop star 'cuz he hates pop music but actually the pop star is his twin sisters and she works for the greatest criminal association on the planet , governed by a guy who has a weird obsession with rabbits. . . * reads what she just wrote* O.o' okay , THAT IS weird . . .
Lance : Can we begin now ?
Me : Yeah . . . I only have two more things left to say and it's for JSF (too lazy to write the full name . . . forgive me , pal . . .) anyway , I'll give you a role soon , I promise ! by the way I love your character ^- ^ she's pretty cool ! And , Selena , don't ask me why but your last letter gave me the idea for this chapter , so thankies !!! Okay now . . . here I come . . .
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Hello again . It's me again : Mister X . As you're supposed to know , your little friends entered my manor , hoping to find something interresthing . . .
Selena : O.o' this place is weird . . .
Ed : I'd rather say stereotyped . . .
Kyle : Now what do we do ?
Lyserg : Let's explore a little more . . .
Meanwhile , in very , very , very dark room , so dark that you could only see several pairs of yellow glowing eyes (A/N : Man , I played too much at Kingdom Hearts) . . .
Mister X : Okay . . . everybody's here ?
Ma'am W : No there's still one missing . . .
::PAF!::
Mister Y : OUCH ! MY FOOT !
Ma'am W : There he is . . .
Mister X : Please , Mister Y , take a seat . . .
Mister Y : Okay I'll . . . WOAH ! *falls on the floor * . . . hey . . . where's my chair !?
Ma'am : EEK ! It's my leg you're grabbing !
Mister Y : Sorry . . .
Mister P : Hey ! somebody's pulling my hair !
Mister K : Oh ! those are you're hair . . . sorry . . . I thought it was a spider web . . . my mistake !
Mister Y : Just need to . . . WOAH ! *falls on the floor , yet again *
Mister P : Hey ! it's my foot you're tripping on !
Mister X : Er . . . could someone just OPEN the friggin light !
Mister K : Sure . . . *opens the light *
* camera zooms on the floor , so we can't see who those mysterious character are*
Mister X : 'Better . . . okay so you all know why we're here !
All : Two scared to death the little brats who entered this manor . . .
Mister X : Excellent . ..
Mister Y : Huh . . . I have a question !
Mister X : Yes ?
Mister Y : Can I change my name to Mister Z ?
Mister X : No . is there another pointless question ? . . . No ? Okay . . . Ladies and Gents . . . let's scare those brats !
All : YEAH !
Meanwhile , the kiddos just discovered THE *Dun , Dun* room of total evilness . . .
Horohoro : O.o' Eek ! this room is full of Barbies !
Ed : Really ? Lemme see ! hehehehe . . . *grabs a brown-haired Barbie* this one looks just like Hao . . .
Kyle : This manor is pretty creepy , I mean , what kind of crazy being collects Barbies ?
Yoh : . . . Little girls . . ?
Ren : . . . or my father . . .
All : O.o'
Ren : What ! hey he has the right to like Barbies !
Selena : * takes a Barbie* Hum . . .
Lyserg : This place sucks . . . let's go see the other rooms !
Kyle : Yeah I agree ! let's go people !
Selena : . . .
Kyle : What are you doing , pal ? Come on !
Selena : Yeah . . . go without me , I'll catch up to you later . . .
Kyle : Huh . . . okay . . .
Ed : C'mon Kyle move it , I wanna see the stereotyped room with the creepy organ !
Kyle : Yeah . . . I'm coming . . .
Five regular minutes later . . .
Horohoro : Hey ! maybe there's something cool in this room *opens the door * Hum . . . nope ! only five hooded weirdoes . . .
Ed : What do you mean , hooded weirdoes !? *looks * You look like a bunch of dark jedis , guys !
Kyle : What's happening here , who are those guys !?
Ren : Yeah , that's what I'd like to know
Lyserg/Yoh : O.o?
Mister X : BEHOLD , weaklings ! we are your worst fears !
Kyle : Oh . . . really ?
Mister X : Now I shall reveal myself ! BEHOLD MY INDENTITY : MARCO !
Kyle : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !
Marco : Yeah . . . I knew you were gonna be scared . . .
Ed : What . . . there's nothing scary about you four-eyes !
Mister Y : Well maybe *I* shall reveal my true identity to you , young lady , BEHOLD WHO STANDS BEFORE YOUR EYES : IT IS I , ANSEM , THE SEEKER OF DARKNESS !
Ed : O.o . . . okay now I'm REALLY scared . . . say , did you brought your Guardian with you ?
Ansem : Huh . . . no ?
Ed : Phew ! . .. I'm still scared but at least , I don't have to face my second worst fear too . . . by the way , you're quotes are too repetive . ..
Ansem : T_T . . . I know . . .
Yoh : Yeah ? Well . . . I not scared yet . . ? show me something worst !
Ma'am W : Okay , maybe now it's *my* turn to reveal myself : BEHOLD , YOH ! ARE YOU READY TOO FACE YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA A.K.A ME : SNOWWHITE !
Yoh : OMYGOD ! *hids behind a random pillar * somebody help me . . . I'm scared , I'm scared , I'm scared . . .
Ren : Gee . . . Whatta pussy . . . he's scared of a girl . . .
Mister P : So , he's a pussy , huh ?
Ren : Yeah and just who are you ?
Mister P : Who ? me ? * giggles* well , I am . . . * takes off the hood *
Ren : Ips ! You have a white beard !
Mister P : Yeah . . . I'm Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssss . . .
Ren : San-Santa Claus ?
Santa : Yeah . ..
Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHH ! . . . I think I just peed in my pants . . . mommy ?
Lyserg : Well . . . until now , nobody here can scare me !
Mister K : You forgot about me , young man ! MWUHAHAHAHA ! *takes off his hood*
Lyserg : O.O DARK VADOR !?
Vador : That's me alright !
Lyserg : . . . I'm too scared to so anything . . .
Vador : Mwuhahahahhahhaha !
Marco : We're the worst nightmares team !
Vador/Ansem : * do a little cheerleader dance* And we're the team of Darkness ! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Darkness !
Santa : Shut up , guys . . .
Vador/Ansem : T_T
Marco : Anywya . . . now that you're all too scared to move . . . we shall kill you !
Ed : Why ?
Marco : Because !
Ed : That's not a reason ! And by the way . . . you forgot Horo's worst fear !
Horohoro : * shrugs* I don't have any worst fears . . .
Ed : Oh . . . Okay then . . . Well ! Do something , then !
Horohoro : I can't !
Ed : Why ?
Horohoro : I left Kororo at home !
Ed : Crap . . .
Snowhite : Now we shall annihilate you , brats !
Ed : Huh . .. huh . . . Oh , look out ! there's a poisoned apple behind you !
Snowhite : EEK ! WHERE ? WHERE ?
Ed : Hehehe . . . got ya ! * runs toward Snowhite*
Ansem : * grabs Ed* Now , now . . . just where are you going little girl ?
Ed : Ips !
Kyle : T_T Are are we going to do ?
Ren : I don't know . . . but my pants are wet . . .
Marco (talking to himself) : hehehehehe . . . my plan is working just fine !
Selena ( sitting on top of a bookcase , near Marco ) : * sighs* Marco , can I kill you now , 'cuz I'm bored !
Marco : O.o What the . . . just who are you ?
Selena : * grins* well . . . I wanted to keep my secret identity a little longer but now that you're scaring LYSERG . . . and the other ones . . . I shall make YOU . . . and the rest of your friends . . . pay !
Marco : Oh , yeah ? you and which army ?
Selena : * jumps off the bookcase * My new Barbie army ! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TOY MASTER ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! * takes a weird remote control out of her pocket* NOW , COME BEFORE ME , MY LOYAL SERVANTS !
Kyle : O.o . . . huh . . . what's happening ?
Yoh : How am *I* supposed to know ?
Barbies : ( with girly voices ) We are gonna , like , make you wear out- fashioned clothes !
Ansem : NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Ed : . . . your clothes are already out-fashioned anyway . . .
Barbies : We're gonna make you wear purple make up , which , like , totally out-fashioned !
Santa : NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Barbies : We are gonna make you watch , like , totally awesome movies staring Leonardo DiCaprio !
Marco : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts *
Barbies : We are gonna , like , make you wear , totally cute Pink T-shirts , like you are totally gonna look like our idol : BRITNEY SPEARS ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Vador : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Snowhite : I'm not afraid of you , ya blond-haired freaks !
Barbies : We're gonna , like totally die your hair in white !
Snowhite : No way I'll look like Ansem ! *melts*
Kyle : They're all dead . . . gee ! thanks Selena ! you've saved us !
Selena : You're welcome ! . . . and now I shall return someday Mwuhahahaha ! * disapears in a purple fog*
Ed : Oooooooooooooooooooooookay . . . Kyle , your friends are weird . . .
Yoh : *Glance at Ed * You betcha !
Ed : Hey !
Lyserg : I think we should so home now . . . I've seen enough . . .
Ren : Yeah , me too . . .
Outside . . .
Horohoro : Still I wonder who knew all your deepest fears . . .
Ed : Yeah ! that's true , it's like . . . like . . . someone was pulling our strings and controlling our every saying . ..
Me ( standing on top of the manor , wearing a black cape ) : Well . . .'looks like you'll never know my friend ! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Watch : beep ! beep ! beep !
Me : Oops . . . Hey ! Futurama is on . . . let's go back home . . . * disappear in a purple fog*
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Me : O.o' now THAT was weird . . .
Lance : Cut the sugar , for god's sake !
Me : Yeah . . . anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter ! AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW !!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ? hum . . . now gotta go rent a video game with my sister ! see ya !
Disclaimer : None of the evil guys mentioned in this chapter . . . and Barbies doesn't belong to me , okay ?
Me : AHOY ! I'm back with my insanity WOHOO ! and watch out 'cuz I just had a pretty good idea for this chapter ! And by the way , may I warn you that being bored and hungry at the same time isn't a good mixture to write a sci-fi story . . . O.o 'cuz you're gonna end up like me , with a story about a pyromaniac bounty hunter whose hunting a teenage boy who wants to kill a pop star 'cuz he hates pop music but actually the pop star is his twin sisters and she works for the greatest criminal association on the planet , governed by a guy who has a weird obsession with rabbits. . . * reads what she just wrote* O.o' okay , THAT IS weird . . .
Lance : Can we begin now ?
Me : Yeah . . . I only have two more things left to say and it's for JSF (too lazy to write the full name . . . forgive me , pal . . .) anyway , I'll give you a role soon , I promise ! by the way I love your character ^- ^ she's pretty cool ! And , Selena , don't ask me why but your last letter gave me the idea for this chapter , so thankies !!! Okay now . . . here I come . . .
*******************************************
Hello again . It's me again : Mister X . As you're supposed to know , your little friends entered my manor , hoping to find something interresthing . . .
Selena : O.o' this place is weird . . .
Ed : I'd rather say stereotyped . . .
Kyle : Now what do we do ?
Lyserg : Let's explore a little more . . .
Meanwhile , in very , very , very dark room , so dark that you could only see several pairs of yellow glowing eyes (A/N : Man , I played too much at Kingdom Hearts) . . .
Mister X : Okay . . . everybody's here ?
Ma'am W : No there's still one missing . . .
::PAF!::
Mister Y : OUCH ! MY FOOT !
Ma'am W : There he is . . .
Mister X : Please , Mister Y , take a seat . . .
Mister Y : Okay I'll . . . WOAH ! *falls on the floor * . . . hey . . . where's my chair !?
Ma'am : EEK ! It's my leg you're grabbing !
Mister Y : Sorry . . .
Mister P : Hey ! somebody's pulling my hair !
Mister K : Oh ! those are you're hair . . . sorry . . . I thought it was a spider web . . . my mistake !
Mister Y : Just need to . . . WOAH ! *falls on the floor , yet again *
Mister P : Hey ! it's my foot you're tripping on !
Mister X : Er . . . could someone just OPEN the friggin light !
Mister K : Sure . . . *opens the light *
* camera zooms on the floor , so we can't see who those mysterious character are*
Mister X : 'Better . . . okay so you all know why we're here !
All : Two scared to death the little brats who entered this manor . . .
Mister X : Excellent . ..
Mister Y : Huh . . . I have a question !
Mister X : Yes ?
Mister Y : Can I change my name to Mister Z ?
Mister X : No . is there another pointless question ? . . . No ? Okay . . . Ladies and Gents . . . let's scare those brats !
All : YEAH !
Meanwhile , the kiddos just discovered THE *Dun , Dun* room of total evilness . . .
Horohoro : O.o' Eek ! this room is full of Barbies !
Ed : Really ? Lemme see ! hehehehe . . . *grabs a brown-haired Barbie* this one looks just like Hao . . .
Kyle : This manor is pretty creepy , I mean , what kind of crazy being collects Barbies ?
Yoh : . . . Little girls . . ?
Ren : . . . or my father . . .
All : O.o'
Ren : What ! hey he has the right to like Barbies !
Selena : * takes a Barbie* Hum . . .
Lyserg : This place sucks . . . let's go see the other rooms !
Kyle : Yeah I agree ! let's go people !
Selena : . . .
Kyle : What are you doing , pal ? Come on !
Selena : Yeah . . . go without me , I'll catch up to you later . . .
Kyle : Huh . . . okay . . .
Ed : C'mon Kyle move it , I wanna see the stereotyped room with the creepy organ !
Kyle : Yeah . . . I'm coming . . .
Five regular minutes later . . .
Horohoro : Hey ! maybe there's something cool in this room *opens the door * Hum . . . nope ! only five hooded weirdoes . . .
Ed : What do you mean , hooded weirdoes !? *looks * You look like a bunch of dark jedis , guys !
Kyle : What's happening here , who are those guys !?
Ren : Yeah , that's what I'd like to know
Lyserg/Yoh : O.o?
Mister X : BEHOLD , weaklings ! we are your worst fears !
Kyle : Oh . . . really ?
Mister X : Now I shall reveal myself ! BEHOLD MY INDENTITY : MARCO !
Kyle : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !
Marco : Yeah . . . I knew you were gonna be scared . . .
Ed : What . . . there's nothing scary about you four-eyes !
Mister Y : Well maybe *I* shall reveal my true identity to you , young lady , BEHOLD WHO STANDS BEFORE YOUR EYES : IT IS I , ANSEM , THE SEEKER OF DARKNESS !
Ed : O.o . . . okay now I'm REALLY scared . . . say , did you brought your Guardian with you ?
Ansem : Huh . . . no ?
Ed : Phew ! . .. I'm still scared but at least , I don't have to face my second worst fear too . . . by the way , you're quotes are too repetive . ..
Ansem : T_T . . . I know . . .
Yoh : Yeah ? Well . . . I not scared yet . . ? show me something worst !
Ma'am W : Okay , maybe now it's *my* turn to reveal myself : BEHOLD , YOH ! ARE YOU READY TOO FACE YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA A.K.A ME : SNOWWHITE !
Yoh : OMYGOD ! *hids behind a random pillar * somebody help me . . . I'm scared , I'm scared , I'm scared . . .
Ren : Gee . . . Whatta pussy . . . he's scared of a girl . . .
Mister P : So , he's a pussy , huh ?
Ren : Yeah and just who are you ?
Mister P : Who ? me ? * giggles* well , I am . . . * takes off the hood *
Ren : Ips ! You have a white beard !
Mister P : Yeah . . . I'm Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssss . . .
Ren : San-Santa Claus ?
Santa : Yeah . ..
Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHH ! . . . I think I just peed in my pants . . . mommy ?
Lyserg : Well . . . until now , nobody here can scare me !
Mister K : You forgot about me , young man ! MWUHAHAHAHA ! *takes off his hood*
Lyserg : O.O DARK VADOR !?
Vador : That's me alright !
Lyserg : . . . I'm too scared to so anything . . .
Vador : Mwuhahahahhahhaha !
Marco : We're the worst nightmares team !
Vador/Ansem : * do a little cheerleader dance* And we're the team of Darkness ! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Darkness !
Santa : Shut up , guys . . .
Vador/Ansem : T_T
Marco : Anywya . . . now that you're all too scared to move . . . we shall kill you !
Ed : Why ?
Marco : Because !
Ed : That's not a reason ! And by the way . . . you forgot Horo's worst fear !
Horohoro : * shrugs* I don't have any worst fears . . .
Ed : Oh . . . Okay then . . . Well ! Do something , then !
Horohoro : I can't !
Ed : Why ?
Horohoro : I left Kororo at home !
Ed : Crap . . .
Snowhite : Now we shall annihilate you , brats !
Ed : Huh . .. huh . . . Oh , look out ! there's a poisoned apple behind you !
Snowhite : EEK ! WHERE ? WHERE ?
Ed : Hehehe . . . got ya ! * runs toward Snowhite*
Ansem : * grabs Ed* Now , now . . . just where are you going little girl ?
Ed : Ips !
Kyle : T_T Are are we going to do ?
Ren : I don't know . . . but my pants are wet . . .
Marco (talking to himself) : hehehehehe . . . my plan is working just fine !
Selena ( sitting on top of a bookcase , near Marco ) : * sighs* Marco , can I kill you now , 'cuz I'm bored !
Marco : O.o What the . . . just who are you ?
Selena : * grins* well . . . I wanted to keep my secret identity a little longer but now that you're scaring LYSERG . . . and the other ones . . . I shall make YOU . . . and the rest of your friends . . . pay !
Marco : Oh , yeah ? you and which army ?
Selena : * jumps off the bookcase * My new Barbie army ! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TOY MASTER ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! * takes a weird remote control out of her pocket* NOW , COME BEFORE ME , MY LOYAL SERVANTS !
Kyle : O.o . . . huh . . . what's happening ?
Yoh : How am *I* supposed to know ?
Barbies : ( with girly voices ) We are gonna , like , make you wear out- fashioned clothes !
Ansem : NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Ed : . . . your clothes are already out-fashioned anyway . . .
Barbies : We're gonna make you wear purple make up , which , like , totally out-fashioned !
Santa : NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Barbies : We are gonna make you watch , like , totally awesome movies staring Leonardo DiCaprio !
Marco : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts *
Barbies : We are gonna , like , make you wear , totally cute Pink T-shirts , like you are totally gonna look like our idol : BRITNEY SPEARS ! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Vador : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *melts*
Snowhite : I'm not afraid of you , ya blond-haired freaks !
Barbies : We're gonna , like totally die your hair in white !
Snowhite : No way I'll look like Ansem ! *melts*
Kyle : They're all dead . . . gee ! thanks Selena ! you've saved us !
Selena : You're welcome ! . . . and now I shall return someday Mwuhahahaha ! * disapears in a purple fog*
Ed : Oooooooooooooooooooooookay . . . Kyle , your friends are weird . . .
Yoh : *Glance at Ed * You betcha !
Ed : Hey !
Lyserg : I think we should so home now . . . I've seen enough . . .
Ren : Yeah , me too . . .
Outside . . .
Horohoro : Still I wonder who knew all your deepest fears . . .
Ed : Yeah ! that's true , it's like . . . like . . . someone was pulling our strings and controlling our every saying . ..
Me ( standing on top of the manor , wearing a black cape ) : Well . . .'looks like you'll never know my friend ! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Watch : beep ! beep ! beep !
Me : Oops . . . Hey ! Futurama is on . . . let's go back home . . . * disappear in a purple fog*
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Me : O.o' now THAT was weird . . .
Lance : Cut the sugar , for god's sake !
Me : Yeah . . . anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter ! AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW !!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ? hum . . . now gotta go rent a video game with my sister ! see ya !