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In a brightly lit room, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, and Tea sat quietly enjoying the weather. The sun was shining down, and the grass was green. Inside Yugi's room was a perfectly normal group of people; willing to stand by our protagonist's side, and breaking through any kind of barrier that came between them.
TEA (Seductively) : Yami, I want to be your sweet ass bitch.
YUGI (Protesting) : No fair! Just because Yami is more handsome, intelligent, and a lot more endowed than I am, you choose him over me?
YAMI (Fondling Tea's hips) : Yes, can you believe that? The nerve of that girl, punish her Yugi! I demand that you allow me to spank her with GREAT VENGEANCE!
BAKURA (Aggravated) : Would you two go and get a room, go the love of peace?
Within that command, Pegasus miraculously appeared above four feet in the middle of the hardwood floor of the room. Of course, the gang didn't really pay attention to the Duel Monster creator. Because of the whole soul- stealing thing and all, plus Pegasus owned Ryou five quarters for the pay- phone.
BAKURA : Oh, it's that idiot. Your village is looking for you.
PEGASUS : Oh my word, the legendary tomb raider ACTUALLY trying his luck on wit? That's less chance than..
CRASH
SETO : Come on Joey! Give me a big kiss you runt!
JOEY : AAAHHHH!!! FAG ALERT!!!!
PEGASUS : ..that
While Seto was.. *cough* ..pursuing his lover, Mai quietly stepped through the door in the midst of Seto trying to cop a feel for Joey. She slowly stepped in caution, just in case Yugi's Duel Monster figurines were smitten by her glorious feet.
MAI : I see Joey is in good company. How about it Yugi? Here! Arouse me with this ferret!
YUGI : Er.. as flattering that might be, I'll pass your gracious offer.
JOEY : MAI! A LITTLE HELP HERE?!
MAI : Oh stop being such a baby! Even if you are kissing a dick like Seto, what possibly could he do to harm you?
TEA : So anyway, what did you get for me?
YAMI : Well, I got here bottle of wine, these strawberries.. and some cream. Oh gods, I ran out. Can I borrow some of yours?
BAKURA : Pharaoh, you do know that you are my mortal enemy, and as you live, I'll kill you eventually with my devious plans?
YAMI : Yes
BAKURA : Just checking
YAMI : Ah.
TEA : How about some ice-cream?
BAKURA : Yes, but NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I will be forced to kill you.
RYOU : Well anyway, how's homework coming along?
YAMI : Sodomy non sapien
RYOU: What?
YAMI : Buggered if I knew.
SETO : Come on, you lovable twerp! Let me kiss you!
JOEY : Oh, hell no! You keep them homosexual genes to yourself, you hear?
SETO : Not if I use.. MY LATEST WEAPON!
Seto unraveled a small grappling hook, and heaved it to Joey's direction. After a small 'Ckkk' noise, Seto pulled HARD to retrieve Joey heart- decorated boxers. To everyone's disgust, they watched the brunette gladly poking the crotch hole, and then sniffing the garment.
PEGASUS : So anyway, how's it been Yugi-boy? Tired of being champion? A bit overwhelming, don't you think.
YUGI : No, not really. I get a lot of attractive groupies asking me to sign their knockers.
TEA : Hey guys, here's the ice-cream!
BAKURA : Wow, tell me. Did the scooper have problems with you, or did you managed to pick some dog shit and defile this plate?
TEA : Hey!
YAMI : Easy there Tea. Bakura had a rough day.
TEA : What?
YAMI : I said, easy there Tea. Bakura had a rough day.
TEA : What?
YAMI : I said, I've open mouth kissed my mother once. I'm a strict follower of incest.
TEA : Oh, sorry Bakura. We all have our bad days.
BAKURA : And I just thought humanity in the 21st century couldn't get more idiotic..
PEGASUS : Anyway, why are we here in this location, without any explanation from anyone?
RYOU : Because you touch yourself at night.
YAMI : Well, I don't. Tea does the touching, if you know what I mean.
YUGI : For a pharaoh, you sure make obvious riddles.
SETO : AHAHAHA! Got you, my mediocre dueling love gun!
YUGI : You know, for a homosexual, Seto sure like to insult someone he loves.
JOEY : NO! NO!
Joey direct approach of disagreeing with Seto's proposal was drowned out by his arch-rivals tongue
BAKURA : You know, this could be used for blackmail.
RYOU : You are so evil
BAKURA : Does that arouse you?
RYOU : No
BAKURA : Even with this cute little trinket?
RYOU : Yes, great thief. An accessory of little value does get my branch rock hard.
YAMI : If you know what he means, of course.
BAKURA : Ha. Fat chance, FAG.
YUGI : Why has the whole world gone so homophobic?
RYOU : Since mainstream rap has been the torch and fire for representing us teenagers. Oh, and the Jehovah's witnesses has been on the rise, lately.
YAMI : Gods, you mean like Eminem, and 50 Cent and all that?
RYOU : Yes, apparently.
YAMI : No wonder the whole world has gone to the dogs. Anyone liking trailer-trash deserves to be gutted like a fish.
TEA : Hey! I like Eminem! He can write angst lyrics which the general message is "I'm great! Look at me offending everybody! FUCK YOU! Especially that FAG right there!" And I like 50 Cent since he can mumble some lyrics, and his immature way of insulting other rap artists to win!
BAKURA : That's it. The whole world has gone to the dogs. Why can't they all listen to Motorhead, Metallica, Rage Against The Machine, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Alice In Chains or Black Sabbath?
YUGI : Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Jaco Pastorius, A Perfect Circle or U2?
YAMI : Eric Johnson, Steve Vai, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Tool, Rush or Dream Theater?
RYOU : Led Zeppelin, The Who, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan or Pink Floyd?
PEGASUS : Elton John, Queen, Alice Cooper, The Cure, The Beatles, Our Lady Peace or Deep Purple?
TEA: Linkin Park, Ja Rule and..
BAKURA : Quiet, you filthy, wrenched teeny-bopper.
RYOU : Wait, since when Jehovah's witnesses been on the rise?
YAMI : After Bush was president, ironically.
YUGI : Okay, how about a duel, guys? All this satirical insults, criticizing disgraceful musicians, giving good recommendations of legendary bands, and pointing fingers at Jehovah's witnesses has rather been tiresome.
YAMI : Indeed. Bakura, how about a duel?
BAKURA : I was actually betting of when Seto is going to take out his member, and bopping on Joey's head. Oh well, it's just too easy. Count me in!
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In a brightly lit room, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, and Tea sat quietly enjoying the weather. The sun was shining down, and the grass was green. Inside Yugi's room was a perfectly normal group of people; willing to stand by our protagonist's side, and breaking through any kind of barrier that came between them.
TEA (Seductively) : Yami, I want to be your sweet ass bitch.
YUGI (Protesting) : No fair! Just because Yami is more handsome, intelligent, and a lot more endowed than I am, you choose him over me?
YAMI (Fondling Tea's hips) : Yes, can you believe that? The nerve of that girl, punish her Yugi! I demand that you allow me to spank her with GREAT VENGEANCE!
BAKURA (Aggravated) : Would you two go and get a room, go the love of peace?
Within that command, Pegasus miraculously appeared above four feet in the middle of the hardwood floor of the room. Of course, the gang didn't really pay attention to the Duel Monster creator. Because of the whole soul- stealing thing and all, plus Pegasus owned Ryou five quarters for the pay- phone.
BAKURA : Oh, it's that idiot. Your village is looking for you.
PEGASUS : Oh my word, the legendary tomb raider ACTUALLY trying his luck on wit? That's less chance than..
CRASH
SETO : Come on Joey! Give me a big kiss you runt!
JOEY : AAAHHHH!!! FAG ALERT!!!!
PEGASUS : ..that
While Seto was.. *cough* ..pursuing his lover, Mai quietly stepped through the door in the midst of Seto trying to cop a feel for Joey. She slowly stepped in caution, just in case Yugi's Duel Monster figurines were smitten by her glorious feet.
MAI : I see Joey is in good company. How about it Yugi? Here! Arouse me with this ferret!
YUGI : Er.. as flattering that might be, I'll pass your gracious offer.
JOEY : MAI! A LITTLE HELP HERE?!
MAI : Oh stop being such a baby! Even if you are kissing a dick like Seto, what possibly could he do to harm you?
TEA : So anyway, what did you get for me?
YAMI : Well, I got here bottle of wine, these strawberries.. and some cream. Oh gods, I ran out. Can I borrow some of yours?
BAKURA : Pharaoh, you do know that you are my mortal enemy, and as you live, I'll kill you eventually with my devious plans?
YAMI : Yes
BAKURA : Just checking
YAMI : Ah.
TEA : How about some ice-cream?
BAKURA : Yes, but NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I will be forced to kill you.
RYOU : Well anyway, how's homework coming along?
YAMI : Sodomy non sapien
RYOU: What?
YAMI : Buggered if I knew.
SETO : Come on, you lovable twerp! Let me kiss you!
JOEY : Oh, hell no! You keep them homosexual genes to yourself, you hear?
SETO : Not if I use.. MY LATEST WEAPON!
Seto unraveled a small grappling hook, and heaved it to Joey's direction. After a small 'Ckkk' noise, Seto pulled HARD to retrieve Joey heart- decorated boxers. To everyone's disgust, they watched the brunette gladly poking the crotch hole, and then sniffing the garment.
PEGASUS : So anyway, how's it been Yugi-boy? Tired of being champion? A bit overwhelming, don't you think.
YUGI : No, not really. I get a lot of attractive groupies asking me to sign their knockers.
TEA : Hey guys, here's the ice-cream!
BAKURA : Wow, tell me. Did the scooper have problems with you, or did you managed to pick some dog shit and defile this plate?
TEA : Hey!
YAMI : Easy there Tea. Bakura had a rough day.
TEA : What?
YAMI : I said, easy there Tea. Bakura had a rough day.
TEA : What?
YAMI : I said, I've open mouth kissed my mother once. I'm a strict follower of incest.
TEA : Oh, sorry Bakura. We all have our bad days.
BAKURA : And I just thought humanity in the 21st century couldn't get more idiotic..
PEGASUS : Anyway, why are we here in this location, without any explanation from anyone?
RYOU : Because you touch yourself at night.
YAMI : Well, I don't. Tea does the touching, if you know what I mean.
YUGI : For a pharaoh, you sure make obvious riddles.
SETO : AHAHAHA! Got you, my mediocre dueling love gun!
YUGI : You know, for a homosexual, Seto sure like to insult someone he loves.
JOEY : NO! NO!
Joey direct approach of disagreeing with Seto's proposal was drowned out by his arch-rivals tongue
BAKURA : You know, this could be used for blackmail.
RYOU : You are so evil
BAKURA : Does that arouse you?
RYOU : No
BAKURA : Even with this cute little trinket?
RYOU : Yes, great thief. An accessory of little value does get my branch rock hard.
YAMI : If you know what he means, of course.
BAKURA : Ha. Fat chance, FAG.
YUGI : Why has the whole world gone so homophobic?
RYOU : Since mainstream rap has been the torch and fire for representing us teenagers. Oh, and the Jehovah's witnesses has been on the rise, lately.
YAMI : Gods, you mean like Eminem, and 50 Cent and all that?
RYOU : Yes, apparently.
YAMI : No wonder the whole world has gone to the dogs. Anyone liking trailer-trash deserves to be gutted like a fish.
TEA : Hey! I like Eminem! He can write angst lyrics which the general message is "I'm great! Look at me offending everybody! FUCK YOU! Especially that FAG right there!" And I like 50 Cent since he can mumble some lyrics, and his immature way of insulting other rap artists to win!
BAKURA : That's it. The whole world has gone to the dogs. Why can't they all listen to Motorhead, Metallica, Rage Against The Machine, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Alice In Chains or Black Sabbath?
YUGI : Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Jaco Pastorius, A Perfect Circle or U2?
YAMI : Eric Johnson, Steve Vai, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Tool, Rush or Dream Theater?
RYOU : Led Zeppelin, The Who, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan or Pink Floyd?
PEGASUS : Elton John, Queen, Alice Cooper, The Cure, The Beatles, Our Lady Peace or Deep Purple?
TEA: Linkin Park, Ja Rule and..
BAKURA : Quiet, you filthy, wrenched teeny-bopper.
RYOU : Wait, since when Jehovah's witnesses been on the rise?
YAMI : After Bush was president, ironically.
YUGI : Okay, how about a duel, guys? All this satirical insults, criticizing disgraceful musicians, giving good recommendations of legendary bands, and pointing fingers at Jehovah's witnesses has rather been tiresome.
YAMI : Indeed. Bakura, how about a duel?
BAKURA : I was actually betting of when Seto is going to take out his member, and bopping on Joey's head. Oh well, it's just too easy. Count me in!
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