Chapter 29 : Ghost , love and bats , yeah !
Me : Oi ! Yup ! Yup ! I've changed my pen name ^-^ ! * points new pen name in the corner of the screen* Why ? well at first I didn't know why , but I just found a lame reason , yeah . . . tomorrow ( July 29 th ) I'll be 16 , since being 16 is something very important when you're a teenager ( it's just a personal opinion O.o ) I guess it was about time I change my pen name ( and I changed my bio ,too !) now , even though bounty hunters will always be my favorites since the first time I saw Boba Fett (Star Wars) on a cinema screen , I also like pretty much air pirates ( Why ? I don't know . . .) Anyway , my new name is just a lame joke with the name Skye , which is pretty much like sky , which is pretty much like air , which sounds pretty much like air pirate ! funny , eh ?
* cricket sounds*
Lance : . . . yeah . . . I've seen better . . .
Me : And another reason why is , that my name is now unique on ff.net , yeah ! Anyway . . . enough about me ! * puts on a cheap genie costume* Alright , JSF , I'll grant ya 2 wish , first one , I'll put your character in this chapter and second , this chappie is actually starring Amidamaru ! Am I great or what ? And by the way , Chibi-E , if you want a role , just ask ( and give me a character profile too . . . I'm too lazy to make those up . . .) I'll be glad to offer you some kind of role , unlike some authors I just LOVE OC , so yeah . . . just ask ^ __ ^ . . . O.o Huh . . . Lance what are you doing with this ax ?
Lance : Shut up or DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE !
Me : In other words , you want me to stop talking and start writing , well . . . okay , but first let me tell you the story of my life . . .
Lance : WWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !?
Me : Just kidding , gee , put the guns down , I know nobody wants to know about my little (yet interesting , in my head that is ^O^ !) life . . . okay here I come !
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AH ! who doesn't like lazy Saturdays when you have nothing else to do than watch TV ?
Bitchy Cartoon Character in the TV : ( with an hyper tone) YEAH ! LITTLE GIRLS ! I WEAR BITCHY CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO BITCHY MUSIC AND EVEN THOUGH I'M ONLY 7 , I LOOK 15 ! SO BUY MY CHEAP FASHION PRODUCT AND BECOME A MEMBER OF THE POP-STARS WANNABE CLUB ! MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHA ! SOON WE'LL OWN THE WORLD ! MWUHAHAHAHAHA ! AND WE'LL FORCE 3 YEARS OLD GIRLS TO WEAR FASHION CLOTHES AND MAKE UP ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! AND THE BIG FAT BUISNESS GUY WHOSE THE BOSS OF THE POP INDUSTRY WILL BE RICH ! AND EVERYBODY ELSE WILL BE HIS SLAVE ! MWUHAHAHAHAHA ! *AHEM !* so yeah . . . buy our products . . .
Annoying little music : BITCHY INC. ! WE'RE COOL AND EVIL JUST FOR YOOOOUUUU !
Ren : (eating pop corn) American TV is so weird . . .
Announcer in the TV : And now , to brainwash you even more , here's a commercial show starring BRITNEY SPEARS !
Ren : AH ! THE EVILNESS *runs away*
In the living room . . .
Yoh : I'm bored . . . what should we do ?
Horohoro : How 'bout going out ?
Lyserg : Yeah ! but the problem is . . . we don't have any money . . .
Ren : Hi , guys !
Yoh : hey ! . . huh . .. we could go to the cinema !
Lyserg : . . . except it cost money . . .
Horohoro : We could go play mini-golf !
Lyserg : . . . except it cost money . . .
Ren : Looking for something to do . . . we could go eat some ice cream !
Lyserg : . . .except it cost money . . .
Yoh : We could do the laundry !
All : O.o'
Yoh : What !? it doesn't cost anything . . .
All : *are bored*
Ed : HEY GUYS !
Kyle : Guess what ? we went to the library !
Ren (sarcastic) : Oooo ! how exiting . . .
Ed : You betcha ! everybody was screaming like crazy fish sticks caught in a Buger King !
Ren : Why ? they were out of Harry Potters ?
Lyserg : That wasn't funny , Ren . . .
Ren : Yeah , I know . . .
Kyle : No ! they just discovered a ghost was hunting the place !
Ed : And they said , there will be a great reward for anyone who could get rid of him !
All : REALLY !?
Ed : Huh . . . yeah ?
Yoh : Guys ! This'll be our chance to make some money ! grab your ghost , we're going !
Lyserg : Huh . . . Morphin is sick . . .
Horohoro : Kororo don't like when it's hot outside . . .
Ren : Bason is scared of libraries . . .
Yoh : Ugh ! okay , then . . . AMIDAMARU ?
Amidamaru : * pops out of nowhere* YeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeesSSSSSsssssss ?
Yoh : We need your help !
Amidamaru : For what ?
Yoh : To get rid of a ghost whose hunting a library !
Amidamaru : Really ? . . . hum . . . this sucks . . .
Yoh : Maybe but we need money so quit whining and let's go to the library !
Amidamaru : Okay . . .
Kyle/Ed : O.O
Lyserg : What's wrong girls , it looks like you just saw a ghost . . .
Kyle : That's the exact problem . . .
Ed : WHY CAN WE SEE AMIDAMARU !?
Kyle : I thought only shamans could see ghost . . .
Yoh : *shrugs* . . .meh. . .
Ren : Okay ! now let's go to the library !
Inside the library . . .
Horohoro : GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSST ! WHERE ARE YOU ?
Ren : I . . . don't think it's the right way to call ghost , Horo . . .
Horohoro : Why not ?
Random Ghostbusters guys : Because you need ugly suits like *ours* !
Kyle : O.o . . . who the hell are you ?
R.G.G : We're . . .* annoying "Ghostbusters theme" starts* THE GHOSTBUSTER TEAM !
All : O.o'
Lyserg : Not them AGAIN !
Ren : . . . GOLDEN CHINESE ZANMAÎ !
R.G.G : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH ! *runs off*
Ed : Now that was unexpected . . .
Kyle : So , where do you think this ghost is anyway . . .
Yoh : Good question . . .
Not so far away . . .
Amidamaru : Hum . . . I think I'm lost . . . but I . . . huh !? Who are . . . no ! no ! don't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !
Back to us . . .
Horohoro : O.o' what the heck was that ?
Ed : 'Sounded like Amidamaru . . .
Yoh : yeah . . . AMIDAMARU , WHERE ARE YOU ?
Creepy voice : The one you call Amidamaru is no more . . .
Ed : But he's a ghost !
*silence*
Ed : So , what do you have to say *now* , mysterious voice ?
Creepy voice : Aaaw ! the heck with it ! *materialize * Hello , humans ! I'm Nyoko , the ghost who hunts this place !
Ed : You're clothes don't look so out fashioned for a ghost . . .
Nyoko : *shrugs * yeah . . . I only died last year you know . . .
Ed : Oh . . .
Ren : So you must be the ghost we're suppose to get rid of . . .
Nyoko : * big sad puppy eyes* get . . . rid. . .of . . .me ?
Lyserg : Yeah . . .I'm sorry but we need money and . . .
Yoh : Wait , hold on a minute ! where's Amidamaru ?
Nyoko : You expect me to tell you after being so mean !? you know what , forget it ! *disapears*
Yoh : Aaaw . . . great , thanks a lot Ren . . .
Ren : Oh ! don't mention it !
Yoh : Huh . . . I was sarcastic you know . . .
Ren : Yeah . . .
In Nyoko's secret place . . .
Amidamaru ( tied up to a chair (A/N : YES ! you can tie a ghost to a chair , have a problem with that ?) ) : What are you planning to do with me , now ?
Nyoko : Well . . . *blushes* Amidamaru-kun ? would you . . . would you . . . Eeeeeeeeek ! sorry I have to . . .go . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !
Amidamaru : O.o' weird girl . . .
Back to us , yet again . . .
Yoh : Okay , let's slit up and find Amidamaru ! Ren , you come with me in the manga section , Lyserg and Horo you go in the children section and Kyle and Ed you take the adult section . . .
Ed : "Adult" section ? sweet . . .
Kyle : Not *that* kind of adult section you pervert ! *sigh* C'mon !
So , we started to look for Yoh's pal . . .
Ren (reading a Naruto) : I look way better than Sasuke . . .
Yoh : Ren , what are you doing ? C'mon , help me open this locker ! Amidamaru might be in here !
Ren : Yeah . . . yeah . . .huh . . . *opens the locker *
Bat : * comes out* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !
Yoh : O.o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS !
Ren : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ! MY HAIR ! DON'T LET THEM TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR !
Yoh/Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ! *runs everywhere *
In the children section . . .
Lyserg : hum . . . nope ! doesn't look like he's here . . .
Horohoro (reading a book ) : Nooooooooooooooooooooo ! quick , Sora , close the door to this world !
Lyserg : O.o' what the heck are you talking about ? what are you reading *grabs the book* "Aladdin" ?
Horohoro : * sobs* I want Aladdin to have enough time to save Jasmine before his world is destroyed . . .
Lyserg : . . . you play to much at Kingdom Hearts . . .
Yoh/Ren (running everywhere) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bats : :) ! * are evil*
Lyserg : Geez . . . can't they go anywhere without being attacked by bats ?
In the NON-PORNOGRAPHIC adult section . . .
Ed (reading a book) : . . . So he said "I love you" than she said : "me too" . . . *sigh* *dreamy eyes* I wish I could be that girl . . . and Hao could be that guy . . .
Kyle : Eeeeed ? I'd like to be helped . . .
Ed : Uh !? Oh , yeah . . .
* sob* *sob*
Kyle : O.o now what was that ?
Ed : Dunno ! 'comes from behind this book case . . . hum . .. *looks * Hey ! it's that ghost girl who captured Amidamaru !
Nyoko : Go away . . .
Kyle : What's wrong ?
Nyoko : You're so mean ! I don't wanna be kicked out of this place !
Ed : Why . . . you could always go hunt a creepy manor instead . . .
Nyoko : No ! I love this library ! The fact is , I love books and I hate to be alone . . . there aren't much people who like creepy manors . . .
Kyle : Yeah . . . I kinda understand your problem . . . but huh . .. why did you capture Amidamaru ?
Nyoko : Huh . . .Huh . . . *blushes*
Kyle : Well . . ?
Ed : Oh , I see . . . YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM !
Nyoko : don't . . . don't scream . . .
Ed : Well , my friend . . . if you accept to leave this place , I could arrange a date . . .
Nyoko : How ?
Ed : Have we got a deal ?
Nyoko : Hum . . . Nope !
Ed : WHAT !? HOW DARE YOU . . .
Kyle : Calm down Ed . . . Nyoko , please I hate to say that but you're . . .well . . . scaring people . . .
Nyoko : What !? me ? I don't wanna talk to you anymore . . . you're not very nice . . . *disapears*
Ed : Where are the shamans when you need them ?
In some random section of the library . . .
Bats : :)
Ren/Yoh : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS ! GET'EM AWAY ! GET'EM AWAY !
Lyserg : Don't worry ! I'll whack them with this broom ! Here ! take this you evil pointy bat !
Ren : Hey ! that's my hair you're whacking !
Lyserg : Sorry . . .
In Nyoko's hiding place . . .
Nyoko : No fair . . . I like this place . . . *looks at Amidamaru* Aaaw . . . I'll free you , Amida-chan * unties him* here !
Amidamaru : Hum . . . thanks miss . . .
Nyoko : Name's Nyoko . . .
Amidamaru : Okay than thanks Nyoko . . .
So after we FINALLY managed to find the boys . . .
Yoh : O.o where did the bats flew of to ?
Ren : Huh . . .
Ed : Hi guys !
Ren : Oh ! now I see why . . .
Ed : Are you saying that I'm ugly enough to scare bats ?
Ren : UH . . . yeah ?
Ed : DIE ! YOU CHINESE TRIANGLE HEAD !
Kyle : No ! you'll kill him later on , Ed now guys . . . I have a plan . . .
Twenty minutes later . . .
Library director : Well thanks young men ! you've saved our library ! here's your reward !
Yoh : *looks* fifteen box !?
Library director : Yeah , well , we're a library . . . not some rich manor . . . now go away !
Yoh : *mumbles *
Lyserg : What are we going to do with that . . .
Kyle : Oh ! I know what . . .
Another twenty minutes later , at the ice cream shop . . .
Lyserg : Well . . . I guess this was the best idea . . .
Ren : Talk for yourself I don't like ice cream . . .
Horohoro : And I don't like romance . . .
Yoh : *sigh*
Nyoko (sitting at a table with Amidamaru) : Cookie dough flavor ? Oh ! Amida-chan ! it's my favorite !
Amidamaru : Glad your happy !
Yoh : Well at least two persons here have a happy ending , thanks to Kyle !
Kyle : Hey ! my idea was good , okay Nyoko needed this . . .
Horohoro : But I'm hungry . . .
Ed : Aaaw . . . shut up ! And let them have their moment . . .
Lyserg : But I still have a question . . .
Kyle : yeah ?
Lyserg : Where will Nyoko go , now ?
Kyle : Oh , trust me , I already have an idea . . .
A few hours later . . .
Kyle : . . .so Mr. Mad shopkeeper ?
Mad shopkeeper ( from the "Arrr , mateys ! chapter" ): Hum . . . well okay she can stay !
Nyoko : This place is great , Kyle ! It has lots of books , regular clients and Amida-chan can come visit me anytime he wants , that's so perfect !
Kyle : Glad you're happy ! well gotta go now ! bye Nyoko ! bye Mr. Mad shopkeeper , see ya soon !
Mad shopkeeper : *evil eyes* Oh ! believe me , lass , you'll see my soon enough ! *evil music* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Mad shopkeeper : I really should remove that . . .
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Me : And . . . the end ! hope you liked it ! especially you , JSF ! Anyway , you know what would really make me happy ? REVIEWS ! C'MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN ! AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *big chibi eyes*
Lance : . . . You're worst than a kid ! will you ever really grow up ?
Me : Nope ! I'm a kid at heart and I'm proud of it ! HURRAY FOR HIGH-SUGAR CANDIES , DISNEY MOVIES AND TOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAY FOR CAREFREENESS (EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT A WORD) HURRAY FOR LIFE ! AND ESPECIALLY HURRAY FOR SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME PEOPLE , AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON !
Me : Oi ! Yup ! Yup ! I've changed my pen name ^-^ ! * points new pen name in the corner of the screen* Why ? well at first I didn't know why , but I just found a lame reason , yeah . . . tomorrow ( July 29 th ) I'll be 16 , since being 16 is something very important when you're a teenager ( it's just a personal opinion O.o ) I guess it was about time I change my pen name ( and I changed my bio ,too !) now , even though bounty hunters will always be my favorites since the first time I saw Boba Fett (Star Wars) on a cinema screen , I also like pretty much air pirates ( Why ? I don't know . . .) Anyway , my new name is just a lame joke with the name Skye , which is pretty much like sky , which is pretty much like air , which sounds pretty much like air pirate ! funny , eh ?
* cricket sounds*
Lance : . . . yeah . . . I've seen better . . .
Me : And another reason why is , that my name is now unique on ff.net , yeah ! Anyway . . . enough about me ! * puts on a cheap genie costume* Alright , JSF , I'll grant ya 2 wish , first one , I'll put your character in this chapter and second , this chappie is actually starring Amidamaru ! Am I great or what ? And by the way , Chibi-E , if you want a role , just ask ( and give me a character profile too . . . I'm too lazy to make those up . . .) I'll be glad to offer you some kind of role , unlike some authors I just LOVE OC , so yeah . . . just ask ^ __ ^ . . . O.o Huh . . . Lance what are you doing with this ax ?
Lance : Shut up or DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE !
Me : In other words , you want me to stop talking and start writing , well . . . okay , but first let me tell you the story of my life . . .
Lance : WWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !?
Me : Just kidding , gee , put the guns down , I know nobody wants to know about my little (yet interesting , in my head that is ^O^ !) life . . . okay here I come !
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AH ! who doesn't like lazy Saturdays when you have nothing else to do than watch TV ?
Bitchy Cartoon Character in the TV : ( with an hyper tone) YEAH ! LITTLE GIRLS ! I WEAR BITCHY CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO BITCHY MUSIC AND EVEN THOUGH I'M ONLY 7 , I LOOK 15 ! SO BUY MY CHEAP FASHION PRODUCT AND BECOME A MEMBER OF THE POP-STARS WANNABE CLUB ! MWUHAHAHAHAHHAHA ! SOON WE'LL OWN THE WORLD ! MWUHAHAHAHAHA ! AND WE'LL FORCE 3 YEARS OLD GIRLS TO WEAR FASHION CLOTHES AND MAKE UP ! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! AND THE BIG FAT BUISNESS GUY WHOSE THE BOSS OF THE POP INDUSTRY WILL BE RICH ! AND EVERYBODY ELSE WILL BE HIS SLAVE ! MWUHAHAHAHAHA ! *AHEM !* so yeah . . . buy our products . . .
Annoying little music : BITCHY INC. ! WE'RE COOL AND EVIL JUST FOR YOOOOUUUU !
Ren : (eating pop corn) American TV is so weird . . .
Announcer in the TV : And now , to brainwash you even more , here's a commercial show starring BRITNEY SPEARS !
Ren : AH ! THE EVILNESS *runs away*
In the living room . . .
Yoh : I'm bored . . . what should we do ?
Horohoro : How 'bout going out ?
Lyserg : Yeah ! but the problem is . . . we don't have any money . . .
Ren : Hi , guys !
Yoh : hey ! . . huh . .. we could go to the cinema !
Lyserg : . . . except it cost money . . .
Horohoro : We could go play mini-golf !
Lyserg : . . . except it cost money . . .
Ren : Looking for something to do . . . we could go eat some ice cream !
Lyserg : . . .except it cost money . . .
Yoh : We could do the laundry !
All : O.o'
Yoh : What !? it doesn't cost anything . . .
All : *are bored*
Ed : HEY GUYS !
Kyle : Guess what ? we went to the library !
Ren (sarcastic) : Oooo ! how exiting . . .
Ed : You betcha ! everybody was screaming like crazy fish sticks caught in a Buger King !
Ren : Why ? they were out of Harry Potters ?
Lyserg : That wasn't funny , Ren . . .
Ren : Yeah , I know . . .
Kyle : No ! they just discovered a ghost was hunting the place !
Ed : And they said , there will be a great reward for anyone who could get rid of him !
All : REALLY !?
Ed : Huh . . . yeah ?
Yoh : Guys ! This'll be our chance to make some money ! grab your ghost , we're going !
Lyserg : Huh . . . Morphin is sick . . .
Horohoro : Kororo don't like when it's hot outside . . .
Ren : Bason is scared of libraries . . .
Yoh : Ugh ! okay , then . . . AMIDAMARU ?
Amidamaru : * pops out of nowhere* YeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeesSSSSSsssssss ?
Yoh : We need your help !
Amidamaru : For what ?
Yoh : To get rid of a ghost whose hunting a library !
Amidamaru : Really ? . . . hum . . . this sucks . . .
Yoh : Maybe but we need money so quit whining and let's go to the library !
Amidamaru : Okay . . .
Kyle/Ed : O.O
Lyserg : What's wrong girls , it looks like you just saw a ghost . . .
Kyle : That's the exact problem . . .
Ed : WHY CAN WE SEE AMIDAMARU !?
Kyle : I thought only shamans could see ghost . . .
Yoh : *shrugs* . . .meh. . .
Ren : Okay ! now let's go to the library !
Inside the library . . .
Horohoro : GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSST ! WHERE ARE YOU ?
Ren : I . . . don't think it's the right way to call ghost , Horo . . .
Horohoro : Why not ?
Random Ghostbusters guys : Because you need ugly suits like *ours* !
Kyle : O.o . . . who the hell are you ?
R.G.G : We're . . .* annoying "Ghostbusters theme" starts* THE GHOSTBUSTER TEAM !
All : O.o'
Lyserg : Not them AGAIN !
Ren : . . . GOLDEN CHINESE ZANMAÎ !
R.G.G : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH ! *runs off*
Ed : Now that was unexpected . . .
Kyle : So , where do you think this ghost is anyway . . .
Yoh : Good question . . .
Not so far away . . .
Amidamaru : Hum . . . I think I'm lost . . . but I . . . huh !? Who are . . . no ! no ! don't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !
Back to us . . .
Horohoro : O.o' what the heck was that ?
Ed : 'Sounded like Amidamaru . . .
Yoh : yeah . . . AMIDAMARU , WHERE ARE YOU ?
Creepy voice : The one you call Amidamaru is no more . . .
Ed : But he's a ghost !
*silence*
Ed : So , what do you have to say *now* , mysterious voice ?
Creepy voice : Aaaw ! the heck with it ! *materialize * Hello , humans ! I'm Nyoko , the ghost who hunts this place !
Ed : You're clothes don't look so out fashioned for a ghost . . .
Nyoko : *shrugs * yeah . . . I only died last year you know . . .
Ed : Oh . . .
Ren : So you must be the ghost we're suppose to get rid of . . .
Nyoko : * big sad puppy eyes* get . . . rid. . .of . . .me ?
Lyserg : Yeah . . .I'm sorry but we need money and . . .
Yoh : Wait , hold on a minute ! where's Amidamaru ?
Nyoko : You expect me to tell you after being so mean !? you know what , forget it ! *disapears*
Yoh : Aaaw . . . great , thanks a lot Ren . . .
Ren : Oh ! don't mention it !
Yoh : Huh . . . I was sarcastic you know . . .
Ren : Yeah . . .
In Nyoko's secret place . . .
Amidamaru ( tied up to a chair (A/N : YES ! you can tie a ghost to a chair , have a problem with that ?) ) : What are you planning to do with me , now ?
Nyoko : Well . . . *blushes* Amidamaru-kun ? would you . . . would you . . . Eeeeeeeeek ! sorry I have to . . .go . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !
Amidamaru : O.o' weird girl . . .
Back to us , yet again . . .
Yoh : Okay , let's slit up and find Amidamaru ! Ren , you come with me in the manga section , Lyserg and Horo you go in the children section and Kyle and Ed you take the adult section . . .
Ed : "Adult" section ? sweet . . .
Kyle : Not *that* kind of adult section you pervert ! *sigh* C'mon !
So , we started to look for Yoh's pal . . .
Ren (reading a Naruto) : I look way better than Sasuke . . .
Yoh : Ren , what are you doing ? C'mon , help me open this locker ! Amidamaru might be in here !
Ren : Yeah . . . yeah . . .huh . . . *opens the locker *
Bat : * comes out* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !
Yoh : O.o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS !
Ren : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ! MY HAIR ! DON'T LET THEM TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR !
Yoh/Ren : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ! *runs everywhere *
In the children section . . .
Lyserg : hum . . . nope ! doesn't look like he's here . . .
Horohoro (reading a book ) : Nooooooooooooooooooooo ! quick , Sora , close the door to this world !
Lyserg : O.o' what the heck are you talking about ? what are you reading *grabs the book* "Aladdin" ?
Horohoro : * sobs* I want Aladdin to have enough time to save Jasmine before his world is destroyed . . .
Lyserg : . . . you play to much at Kingdom Hearts . . .
Yoh/Ren (running everywhere) : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bats : :) ! * are evil*
Lyserg : Geez . . . can't they go anywhere without being attacked by bats ?
In the NON-PORNOGRAPHIC adult section . . .
Ed (reading a book) : . . . So he said "I love you" than she said : "me too" . . . *sigh* *dreamy eyes* I wish I could be that girl . . . and Hao could be that guy . . .
Kyle : Eeeeed ? I'd like to be helped . . .
Ed : Uh !? Oh , yeah . . .
* sob* *sob*
Kyle : O.o now what was that ?
Ed : Dunno ! 'comes from behind this book case . . . hum . .. *looks * Hey ! it's that ghost girl who captured Amidamaru !
Nyoko : Go away . . .
Kyle : What's wrong ?
Nyoko : You're so mean ! I don't wanna be kicked out of this place !
Ed : Why . . . you could always go hunt a creepy manor instead . . .
Nyoko : No ! I love this library ! The fact is , I love books and I hate to be alone . . . there aren't much people who like creepy manors . . .
Kyle : Yeah . . . I kinda understand your problem . . . but huh . .. why did you capture Amidamaru ?
Nyoko : Huh . . .Huh . . . *blushes*
Kyle : Well . . ?
Ed : Oh , I see . . . YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM !
Nyoko : don't . . . don't scream . . .
Ed : Well , my friend . . . if you accept to leave this place , I could arrange a date . . .
Nyoko : How ?
Ed : Have we got a deal ?
Nyoko : Hum . . . Nope !
Ed : WHAT !? HOW DARE YOU . . .
Kyle : Calm down Ed . . . Nyoko , please I hate to say that but you're . . .well . . . scaring people . . .
Nyoko : What !? me ? I don't wanna talk to you anymore . . . you're not very nice . . . *disapears*
Ed : Where are the shamans when you need them ?
In some random section of the library . . .
Bats : :)
Ren/Yoh : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! BATS ! GET'EM AWAY ! GET'EM AWAY !
Lyserg : Don't worry ! I'll whack them with this broom ! Here ! take this you evil pointy bat !
Ren : Hey ! that's my hair you're whacking !
Lyserg : Sorry . . .
In Nyoko's hiding place . . .
Nyoko : No fair . . . I like this place . . . *looks at Amidamaru* Aaaw . . . I'll free you , Amida-chan * unties him* here !
Amidamaru : Hum . . . thanks miss . . .
Nyoko : Name's Nyoko . . .
Amidamaru : Okay than thanks Nyoko . . .
So after we FINALLY managed to find the boys . . .
Yoh : O.o where did the bats flew of to ?
Ren : Huh . . .
Ed : Hi guys !
Ren : Oh ! now I see why . . .
Ed : Are you saying that I'm ugly enough to scare bats ?
Ren : UH . . . yeah ?
Ed : DIE ! YOU CHINESE TRIANGLE HEAD !
Kyle : No ! you'll kill him later on , Ed now guys . . . I have a plan . . .
Twenty minutes later . . .
Library director : Well thanks young men ! you've saved our library ! here's your reward !
Yoh : *looks* fifteen box !?
Library director : Yeah , well , we're a library . . . not some rich manor . . . now go away !
Yoh : *mumbles *
Lyserg : What are we going to do with that . . .
Kyle : Oh ! I know what . . .
Another twenty minutes later , at the ice cream shop . . .
Lyserg : Well . . . I guess this was the best idea . . .
Ren : Talk for yourself I don't like ice cream . . .
Horohoro : And I don't like romance . . .
Yoh : *sigh*
Nyoko (sitting at a table with Amidamaru) : Cookie dough flavor ? Oh ! Amida-chan ! it's my favorite !
Amidamaru : Glad your happy !
Yoh : Well at least two persons here have a happy ending , thanks to Kyle !
Kyle : Hey ! my idea was good , okay Nyoko needed this . . .
Horohoro : But I'm hungry . . .
Ed : Aaaw . . . shut up ! And let them have their moment . . .
Lyserg : But I still have a question . . .
Kyle : yeah ?
Lyserg : Where will Nyoko go , now ?
Kyle : Oh , trust me , I already have an idea . . .
A few hours later . . .
Kyle : . . .so Mr. Mad shopkeeper ?
Mad shopkeeper ( from the "Arrr , mateys ! chapter" ): Hum . . . well okay she can stay !
Nyoko : This place is great , Kyle ! It has lots of books , regular clients and Amida-chan can come visit me anytime he wants , that's so perfect !
Kyle : Glad you're happy ! well gotta go now ! bye Nyoko ! bye Mr. Mad shopkeeper , see ya soon !
Mad shopkeeper : *evil eyes* Oh ! believe me , lass , you'll see my soon enough ! *evil music* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Door's little annoying bell : Dling-a-gling !
Mad shopkeeper : I really should remove that . . .
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Me : And . . . the end ! hope you liked it ! especially you , JSF ! Anyway , you know what would really make me happy ? REVIEWS ! C'MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN ! AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *big chibi eyes*
Lance : . . . You're worst than a kid ! will you ever really grow up ?
Me : Nope ! I'm a kid at heart and I'm proud of it ! HURRAY FOR HIGH-SUGAR CANDIES , DISNEY MOVIES AND TOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAY FOR CAREFREENESS (EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT A WORD) HURRAY FOR LIFE ! AND ESPECIALLY HURRAY FOR SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME PEOPLE , AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON !