Chapter 30 : Choose your destiny , promise victory . . . FIGHT !
Me : Aloha ! long time no see , huh ? school's out because of the snow today ! so I thought I might share my happiness with the woooooorld *does a little dance * . . . I sorry I didn't write for sooooo long but . . . well , I had a few problems with my computer . . .
Lance : . . . and a few laziness issues . . .
Me : Shut up , you ! * hits Lance* anyway .I had problems but now it's all over so now everybody can say hello to : A NEW CHAPTER OF THE BEST FANFIC OF THE UNIVERSE !
* crickets sounds*
Me : yeeeeaaaah . . So now , before I begin , I have to say to people who (still) want to be in this fic that they'll get a chance but not in this chapter , 'cuz I have a good idea that couldn't involve Ocs . . . and I have to thank Selena and my friends at school , 'cuz they give me the right kick in the ass to write this chapter ^-^ okay , now I'll shut up ! so let's get on to it !
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Hiya ! Kyle here , well you all know friendship is a wonderful thing . . . except when your friend belongs in a mental institute . . . that little detail can sometime cost you more than you bergain for . . .
Lyserg : *looks out the window* hum . . . it's snowing a lot . . . * sips tea*
In the kitchen . . .
Ed : * sings* Yoho ! Yoho ! A pirate's life for me !
Kyle : * reading a Naruto manga * will you shut up with this song already !?
Ed : No way ! pirates are the coolest ! they're waaaaaay more interesting than those sissy ninjas! grabs the manga from Kyle's hand * pffffff . . . just look at those sissy ninja's outfits . . . at least pirates wear cool clothes !
Kyle : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !? that's it , nobody insults the legendary ninja's fashion sense ! If it's war you're looking for , then it's war you'll get !
Ed : Well said ! *evil glare*
Kyle : * evil glare*
*silence *
Ed : huh . . . but what kind of war ?
Kyle : huh . . .
Lyserg : *burst into the kitchen * hey , girls ! have you seen how much snow fell last night !? there's so much ! you know . . . there's enough to do random stuff like . . . build forts , have a snowball fight or . . . huh . . . o.0 Ed why are you looking at me like this ?
Ed : Say , boyo , pirates or ninjas ?
Okay , so as you can see , this crazy story is entirely Ed's fault ! I didn't even provoke her ! Is she totally out of her mind or what !? anyway . . . to decide who are the coolest between Pirates and Ninjas (even though we all know ninjas are waaaaay better) , we decided to solve the problem by the most sacred , holly and honorable way we have back here in Canada : SNOW BALL WAR ! Lemme explain the rules to you (A/N : all the losers in the south who don't have a snow day today XD . . . ) : 1- In a snow ball war , there's two clan , in this case , you have the Pirates clan , and on the other side the too-cool-for-this-world ninja clan ! 2 - The only weapon you can use is SNOW , period . Nothing else is allowed , so be creative ! 3 - each clan has a flag , the first clan to stole his enemy's flag is the winner 4 - And finally , except for these rules , everything else goes , so go on a have fun ^-^
Pirate's Clan : Leader : CAPTAIN Long Ed "Aaaaaaaarrr" Silver Members : Lyserg , Dot and Horohoro
Ninja's Clan : Leader : Kyle "Why the heck should I have a nickname?" Toadsheperd Members : Ren , Yoh and Manta
And now , boys and girls : Choose your destiny , promise victory : FIGHT !
Not so far away from Kyle's house . . . in a little park , near the children's playground . . .
Ed (dressed in a wintery-style pirate costume) : *looks trough a fake plastic spyglass * Aaarrr , mateys , those damn Naruto-wannabe will never get their dirty hands on our Jolly Roger !
Lyserg : huh . . . Ed ?
Ed : * evil glare*
Lyserg : huh . . . I meant CAPTAIN Long Ed Silver ?
Ed : Yes , me mate , what is it ?
Lyserg : We found our . . . huh . . . Jolly Roger . . . *points to Horohoro*
Horohoro : TT_TT but without my undies , my poor little behind will get cold . . .
Dot : * grabs the underwear with her teeth * do you think *I* care ?
Horohoro : TT_TT
Ed : Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrr . . . perfect ! our pirates ship will never sunk under the fire of our enemies ! look at these perfect wood deck , First mate Lyserg , pure woody-goodness !
Lyserg : Huh . . .this boat is made of snow . . .
Ed : *draws a snow-thrower gun * you wanna ruin my imagination , matey ?
Lyserg : o.0 . . . no . .
Not so far away , inside the children jamboree . . .
Kyle (dressed as Naruto) : Perfect . . . simply perfect , this hideout can take a very large amount of attacks , we will be the winner of this war , friends !
Yoh *tries to stand up but hits his head on the ceiling* yeah . . . it would be the perfect hideout if we could at least stand up it's way to small . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . at least Manta as the advantage over everybody inside this thing . . .
Manta : Hey !
Kyle : Now is not the time to fight each others , friends now is the time to take down our enemy *points toward the snow-made pirate ship * let's get them now ! Yoh ?
Yoh : Huh ?
Kyle : You guard the flag , me , Ren and Manta will go after those damn pirate's Jolly Roger !
Yoh : ^-^ Aye ! Aye ! Captain !
Kyle : * evil glare*
Yoh : Huh . . . I meant : okay ma'am . . .
Kyle : Perfect !
Somewhere in the park . . .
Horohoro : Captain , Ma'am !!!!! my feet are cold ! TT_TT
Ed : Hush up , Cabin boy ! the enemy will hear us . . . ninjas have a very good hearing , you know . . .
Horohoro : TT_TT me hates snow . . .
Lyserg : . . . but don't you come for a place where's there always lots of snow ?
Horohoro : TT_TT yeah but back home , when it's cold , the temperature is only 10 degrees celcius . . . damn Canada . . . I can't survivre those -20 . . .
Lyserg : But didn't you like snow , 'cuz you love snowboarding ? so why do you hate the cold so much ? aren't suppose to love it , instead ?
Horohoro : *blinks * . . . . . . . . . .. . DIDN'T YOU NOTICE I'M ALWAYS WEARING A WINTER COAT !?
Lyserg : Whatever . . .
Ren (hid behind some bushes , close to Horohoro and Lyserg) : hehehehehe . . . those losers , they'll never noticed me here . . . now let's move one to a surprise attack . . . * burst out of the bushes * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *throws some pre-mad snowballs*
Lyserg/Horohoro : o.0 * girly scream* * runs away* Near the pirate ship . . .
Manta : hum . . . I wonder where did they hide their flag . . . those guys really suffers from a lack of creatity . . . * looks at the inside of the snow-made pirate ship * . . . bingo . . . now lets grab it , and . . .
Dot : *jumps in front of him * Just where are you going , shorty ?
Manta : o.0' huh . . .
Somewhere else . . .
Ed : Hehehehehehe . . . Soon , I'll own the ninja's flag , after , I'll own the pirate's honor and tomorrow the world XD MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !
Little Kids : o.0
Ed : What ?
Little Kids : Are you Jack Sparrow ?
Ed : . . . go away . . .
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Me : *bows * sorry , I can't write more , I know this was crappy but I swear : I'll write something funnier soon enough ! I swear ! I swear ! I swear ! there's will never be any other crappy chapter * bows * *bows * *bows *
Lance : +____________X
Me : Hum . . . he's still knocked down . oh ! well , I'm off to shovel some snow .
Me : Aloha ! long time no see , huh ? school's out because of the snow today ! so I thought I might share my happiness with the woooooorld *does a little dance * . . . I sorry I didn't write for sooooo long but . . . well , I had a few problems with my computer . . .
Lance : . . . and a few laziness issues . . .
Me : Shut up , you ! * hits Lance* anyway .I had problems but now it's all over so now everybody can say hello to : A NEW CHAPTER OF THE BEST FANFIC OF THE UNIVERSE !
* crickets sounds*
Me : yeeeeaaaah . . So now , before I begin , I have to say to people who (still) want to be in this fic that they'll get a chance but not in this chapter , 'cuz I have a good idea that couldn't involve Ocs . . . and I have to thank Selena and my friends at school , 'cuz they give me the right kick in the ass to write this chapter ^-^ okay , now I'll shut up ! so let's get on to it !
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Hiya ! Kyle here , well you all know friendship is a wonderful thing . . . except when your friend belongs in a mental institute . . . that little detail can sometime cost you more than you bergain for . . .
Lyserg : *looks out the window* hum . . . it's snowing a lot . . . * sips tea*
In the kitchen . . .
Ed : * sings* Yoho ! Yoho ! A pirate's life for me !
Kyle : * reading a Naruto manga * will you shut up with this song already !?
Ed : No way ! pirates are the coolest ! they're waaaaaay more interesting than those sissy ninjas! grabs the manga from Kyle's hand * pffffff . . . just look at those sissy ninja's outfits . . . at least pirates wear cool clothes !
Kyle : Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !? that's it , nobody insults the legendary ninja's fashion sense ! If it's war you're looking for , then it's war you'll get !
Ed : Well said ! *evil glare*
Kyle : * evil glare*
*silence *
Ed : huh . . . but what kind of war ?
Kyle : huh . . .
Lyserg : *burst into the kitchen * hey , girls ! have you seen how much snow fell last night !? there's so much ! you know . . . there's enough to do random stuff like . . . build forts , have a snowball fight or . . . huh . . . o.0 Ed why are you looking at me like this ?
Ed : Say , boyo , pirates or ninjas ?
Okay , so as you can see , this crazy story is entirely Ed's fault ! I didn't even provoke her ! Is she totally out of her mind or what !? anyway . . . to decide who are the coolest between Pirates and Ninjas (even though we all know ninjas are waaaaay better) , we decided to solve the problem by the most sacred , holly and honorable way we have back here in Canada : SNOW BALL WAR ! Lemme explain the rules to you (A/N : all the losers in the south who don't have a snow day today XD . . . ) : 1- In a snow ball war , there's two clan , in this case , you have the Pirates clan , and on the other side the too-cool-for-this-world ninja clan ! 2 - The only weapon you can use is SNOW , period . Nothing else is allowed , so be creative ! 3 - each clan has a flag , the first clan to stole his enemy's flag is the winner 4 - And finally , except for these rules , everything else goes , so go on a have fun ^-^
Pirate's Clan : Leader : CAPTAIN Long Ed "Aaaaaaaarrr" Silver Members : Lyserg , Dot and Horohoro
Ninja's Clan : Leader : Kyle "Why the heck should I have a nickname?" Toadsheperd Members : Ren , Yoh and Manta
And now , boys and girls : Choose your destiny , promise victory : FIGHT !
Not so far away from Kyle's house . . . in a little park , near the children's playground . . .
Ed (dressed in a wintery-style pirate costume) : *looks trough a fake plastic spyglass * Aaarrr , mateys , those damn Naruto-wannabe will never get their dirty hands on our Jolly Roger !
Lyserg : huh . . . Ed ?
Ed : * evil glare*
Lyserg : huh . . . I meant CAPTAIN Long Ed Silver ?
Ed : Yes , me mate , what is it ?
Lyserg : We found our . . . huh . . . Jolly Roger . . . *points to Horohoro*
Horohoro : TT_TT but without my undies , my poor little behind will get cold . . .
Dot : * grabs the underwear with her teeth * do you think *I* care ?
Horohoro : TT_TT
Ed : Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrr . . . perfect ! our pirates ship will never sunk under the fire of our enemies ! look at these perfect wood deck , First mate Lyserg , pure woody-goodness !
Lyserg : Huh . . .this boat is made of snow . . .
Ed : *draws a snow-thrower gun * you wanna ruin my imagination , matey ?
Lyserg : o.0 . . . no . .
Not so far away , inside the children jamboree . . .
Kyle (dressed as Naruto) : Perfect . . . simply perfect , this hideout can take a very large amount of attacks , we will be the winner of this war , friends !
Yoh *tries to stand up but hits his head on the ceiling* yeah . . . it would be the perfect hideout if we could at least stand up it's way to small . . .
Ren : Yeah . . . at least Manta as the advantage over everybody inside this thing . . .
Manta : Hey !
Kyle : Now is not the time to fight each others , friends now is the time to take down our enemy *points toward the snow-made pirate ship * let's get them now ! Yoh ?
Yoh : Huh ?
Kyle : You guard the flag , me , Ren and Manta will go after those damn pirate's Jolly Roger !
Yoh : ^-^ Aye ! Aye ! Captain !
Kyle : * evil glare*
Yoh : Huh . . . I meant : okay ma'am . . .
Kyle : Perfect !
Somewhere in the park . . .
Horohoro : Captain , Ma'am !!!!! my feet are cold ! TT_TT
Ed : Hush up , Cabin boy ! the enemy will hear us . . . ninjas have a very good hearing , you know . . .
Horohoro : TT_TT me hates snow . . .
Lyserg : . . . but don't you come for a place where's there always lots of snow ?
Horohoro : TT_TT yeah but back home , when it's cold , the temperature is only 10 degrees celcius . . . damn Canada . . . I can't survivre those -20 . . .
Lyserg : But didn't you like snow , 'cuz you love snowboarding ? so why do you hate the cold so much ? aren't suppose to love it , instead ?
Horohoro : *blinks * . . . . . . . . . .. . DIDN'T YOU NOTICE I'M ALWAYS WEARING A WINTER COAT !?
Lyserg : Whatever . . .
Ren (hid behind some bushes , close to Horohoro and Lyserg) : hehehehehe . . . those losers , they'll never noticed me here . . . now let's move one to a surprise attack . . . * burst out of the bushes * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *throws some pre-mad snowballs*
Lyserg/Horohoro : o.0 * girly scream* * runs away* Near the pirate ship . . .
Manta : hum . . . I wonder where did they hide their flag . . . those guys really suffers from a lack of creatity . . . * looks at the inside of the snow-made pirate ship * . . . bingo . . . now lets grab it , and . . .
Dot : *jumps in front of him * Just where are you going , shorty ?
Manta : o.0' huh . . .
Somewhere else . . .
Ed : Hehehehehehe . . . Soon , I'll own the ninja's flag , after , I'll own the pirate's honor and tomorrow the world XD MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !
Little Kids : o.0
Ed : What ?
Little Kids : Are you Jack Sparrow ?
Ed : . . . go away . . .
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Me : *bows * sorry , I can't write more , I know this was crappy but I swear : I'll write something funnier soon enough ! I swear ! I swear ! I swear ! there's will never be any other crappy chapter * bows * *bows * *bows *
Lance : +____________X
Me : Hum . . . he's still knocked down . oh ! well , I'm off to shovel some snow .