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This story is based on a "Dear Abby"- type column, written by Ron Weasley for the Hogsmeade Herald, a newspaper that is also available at Hogwarts. Yes, this is a Ron/Hermione fic. For any readers familiar with the Speaker's Corner on CITY-TV, Ron's responses take the form of those common to the Devil's Advocates.

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WWW.WOW

Wacky Wise Wizard's: Words on Women: Issue #3

Welcome back, readers, here is my third installment of Words on Women. On to our first letter:

"Dear WWW: Why do girls always cry when I kiss them? Signed, Drowning in Kisses."

Dear Forlorn Puckerer: Do you eat a lot of onions? Perhaps your breath is so bad it brings tears to their eyes. Perhaps you might also be a terrible kisser. It just might be that you are so special that the girl is crying because she knows she is not good enough for you. Perhaps try someone else, maybe with long brown hair. They tend to be nice girls.

"Dear WWW: Why do boys ignore me when I ask them something? Signed, Invisible (Teen Typist)."

Dear Missing Keys: Perhaps you are not as invisible as you think. It might just be that there is a special boy out there who thinks just like you. Either that, or you are just plain too smart for your own good and they feel they cannot possibly answer any question you might have. BTW, I wonder, do you have brown hair?

"Dear WWW : I know this boy who likes a girl. He doesn't say anything to her about it cause he feels she is too good for him. The only way he can show his affection for her is by arguing with her. She is just as bad, she likes him and constantly nags him about his school work and neatness. He sees her as bossy, but she only does it cause she cares. This ends up in big rows all the time, and myself and his best friend are tired of being in the middle. What should we do?" Signed, Exhausted Fairy.

Dear Fairly Frustrated Friend: Just get together with his friend and arrange a stunt that will get them alone together without realizing it. Maybe talk to her where she doesn't know he is listening and get her to tell you how she feels. The other thing is to get her to appear to be seeing some else. Maybe his best friend (make sure the best friend isn't interested in her first), then see if he is jealous. Always a surefire way to tell. As long as the guy isn't a red head. They don't fall for stuff that easily and are very insightful. He would not have any difficulties spotting the signs of love.

Until next time friends. Adieu.

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Please review. If you like, send your own question to "WWW" in your review. We will do our best to answer them. Your penname will be posted next to your question. Please don't be insulted by any of Ron's answers, this is all in good fun. Note: Questions sent to "WWW" should preferably not come from any of the main characters in the books, especially from Ron. Pretend you are the student writing the letter (your penname will be your alias).