Hi all. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've had an inspiration
block. Anyway, the polls are closed and the results are in. Djinn have
gender. I'll be using the list so thoughtfully provided by EchoKazul,
unless she has a problem with it.
In other news, I looked up Muse in an online dictionary, and the definition closest to what is done on this site follows:
2 : a source of inspiration; especially : a guiding genius
The following is my definition:
1 ; a really annoying author's aid who does disclaimers.
Since these functions are already fulfilled by my alter ego Gullible Bob and his lawyer Timmy the Lizard, I will not be needing a muse. (sorry Flint)
Anywho, the disclaimer: (by Gullible Bob) Once upon a time, a person who does not own Bob Marley or Golden Sun told me he was Bob Marley. It turned out he was my alter ego.
Thanks so much. (That really happened. See my other story, Secrets of the Adepts)
Djinn Talk, chapter 4:
Flint: We'll, I'm back from the hospital. I'm so glad that the wonderful Echo was here to cover for me. Echo is the best. Echo rules. Bow down and worship Echo. . .
That's enough Echo.
Flint: What?
You aren't really Flint. You're Echo, taking advantage of the fact that you all look alike to shamelessly promote yourself.
Echo: Darn. I can't believe you caught that.
What did you do with Flint?
Echo: In the closet. [walks away]
Timmy the Lizard?
Timmy: SSSSSS [yes?]
Open the closet.
[Timmy opens the closet and is immediately blasted by a rampaging Flint]
Flint: Echo! You little [censored]
Calm down Flint. She's gone.
Flint: Why I oughta just. . .
On with the story.
---------Flashback---------
Flint: Hey, I wasn't ready!
Too bad.
Flint: Anyway, we were traveling through Goma cave when we met a squirrel, I mean Fire Djinni.
Ivan: A squirrel! What the heck is that doing here?
Isaac: Yipe! A squirrel!
Garet: Since when can you talk?
Isaac: Since the author decided that it would help the plot if I wasn't silent all the time.
Flint: This has a plot? Since when?
Forge: Ahem.
Isaac: Sorry. We're supposed to fight you aren't we?
Forge: Yes.
Flint: Bring it on!
[battle screen]
[Squirrel, I mean, Mars Djinni appeared]
[Isaac cowered in fear]
[Flint unleashed Flint]
[Mars Djinni takes 13 damage]
[Ivan used Kickass powers of the author's favorite character]
[Mars Djinni took 9999999 damage]
[end of battle]
Forge: Ow. Are you going to be able to do that all of the time?
Ivan: No, only when the author feels like it.
Flint: Dang. That would come in handy during boss battles.
Isaac: Get that frickin' squirrel away from me!
Forge: I'M NOT A SQUIRREL!!!!
Isaac: Ok, ok.
Forge: So, I'm supposed to join the party now?
Garet: Yeah.
[Mars Djinni Forge joined Garet]
Flint: So, now what.
Garet: We have to do the rest of the cave, don't we?
Forge: Yeah, hurry up.
----------End Flashback----------
Flint: What is it with irrational fears in this group. With me it's acronyms, with Isaac it's squirrels, what next?
Well, I could tell you and ruin the surprise, or I could cruelly make you wait, or I could run a ridiculous poll in the reviews!
Flint: Let me guess. Option 3?
You got it! So reviewers! What is the next irrational fear? Right now I'm leaning towards Garet and Pancakes, but I'm interested in your suggestions!
REVIEW, OR I'LL SIC TIMMY THE LIZARD ON YOU!!!
In other news, I looked up Muse in an online dictionary, and the definition closest to what is done on this site follows:
2 : a source of inspiration; especially : a guiding genius
The following is my definition:
1 ; a really annoying author's aid who does disclaimers.
Since these functions are already fulfilled by my alter ego Gullible Bob and his lawyer Timmy the Lizard, I will not be needing a muse. (sorry Flint)
Anywho, the disclaimer: (by Gullible Bob) Once upon a time, a person who does not own Bob Marley or Golden Sun told me he was Bob Marley. It turned out he was my alter ego.
Thanks so much. (That really happened. See my other story, Secrets of the Adepts)
Djinn Talk, chapter 4:
Flint: We'll, I'm back from the hospital. I'm so glad that the wonderful Echo was here to cover for me. Echo is the best. Echo rules. Bow down and worship Echo. . .
That's enough Echo.
Flint: What?
You aren't really Flint. You're Echo, taking advantage of the fact that you all look alike to shamelessly promote yourself.
Echo: Darn. I can't believe you caught that.
What did you do with Flint?
Echo: In the closet. [walks away]
Timmy the Lizard?
Timmy: SSSSSS [yes?]
Open the closet.
[Timmy opens the closet and is immediately blasted by a rampaging Flint]
Flint: Echo! You little [censored]
Calm down Flint. She's gone.
Flint: Why I oughta just. . .
On with the story.
---------Flashback---------
Flint: Hey, I wasn't ready!
Too bad.
Flint: Anyway, we were traveling through Goma cave when we met a squirrel, I mean Fire Djinni.
Ivan: A squirrel! What the heck is that doing here?
Isaac: Yipe! A squirrel!
Garet: Since when can you talk?
Isaac: Since the author decided that it would help the plot if I wasn't silent all the time.
Flint: This has a plot? Since when?
Forge: Ahem.
Isaac: Sorry. We're supposed to fight you aren't we?
Forge: Yes.
Flint: Bring it on!
[battle screen]
[Squirrel, I mean, Mars Djinni appeared]
[Isaac cowered in fear]
[Flint unleashed Flint]
[Mars Djinni takes 13 damage]
[Ivan used Kickass powers of the author's favorite character]
[Mars Djinni took 9999999 damage]
[end of battle]
Forge: Ow. Are you going to be able to do that all of the time?
Ivan: No, only when the author feels like it.
Flint: Dang. That would come in handy during boss battles.
Isaac: Get that frickin' squirrel away from me!
Forge: I'M NOT A SQUIRREL!!!!
Isaac: Ok, ok.
Forge: So, I'm supposed to join the party now?
Garet: Yeah.
[Mars Djinni Forge joined Garet]
Flint: So, now what.
Garet: We have to do the rest of the cave, don't we?
Forge: Yeah, hurry up.
----------End Flashback----------
Flint: What is it with irrational fears in this group. With me it's acronyms, with Isaac it's squirrels, what next?
Well, I could tell you and ruin the surprise, or I could cruelly make you wait, or I could run a ridiculous poll in the reviews!
Flint: Let me guess. Option 3?
You got it! So reviewers! What is the next irrational fear? Right now I'm leaning towards Garet and Pancakes, but I'm interested in your suggestions!
REVIEW, OR I'LL SIC TIMMY THE LIZARD ON YOU!!!