Hello. Today, we won't have any new irrational fears. Sorry, and please
don't kill me. Just in case you do, I need to remind you that my alter ego
has a lawyer, who has generously volunteered to go in the pit of doom for
this chapter, so Echo won't have to. Actually, Echo was no fun to torture,
so I guess Timmy the lizard will have to do. (sigh)
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun. If anything in this story makes sense to you, I advise you to get yourself tested for illegal substances.
Djinn Talk: Chapter 5
[Imil]
Flint: Why are we in Imil already? Don't we have to do the Tret tree and Kolima first?
Forge: This is the way the author played the game.
Flint: Well, that was stupid.
Isaac: Yes.
Gust: What are we supposed to do here anyway?
Garet: Gust? When did you get here?
Gust: You got me in the secret cave in Bilibin, remember?
Flint: No, mainly because the author skipped that part.
Isaac: Why did he skip it?
Ivan: Mainly because he couldn't think of a small animal that looked somewhat like Jupiter Djinni, but also because he hadn't eaten in three days.
Gust: My chance to shine got taken out because the author got HUNGRY!?!
Flint: Basically, yes.
Gust: [censored]
Ivan: Ow! My ears.
Isaac: Mommy said never to say that word.
Flint: Yikes! Where did you learn that, Gust?
Forge: Oooohhhh, the Wise One's gonna be mad at you, Gust.
Garet: Do you think this joke has gone on too long?
Gust: [censored] yes!
Ivan: Ow! My ears.
Isaac: Mommy said never to say that word.
Flint: Yikes! Where did you learn that, Gust?
Forge: Oooohhhh, the Wise One's gonna be mad at you, Gust.
Garet: Ok, that's enough.
Everyone else: [stands around]
Isaac: So . . . What do we do now?
[lighthouse flashes]
Flint: CRAP! We're late!
Isaac: Uh oh.
[the group rushes to the lighthouse where they find the door open, and Mia smacking several lizardmen on the head with a staff]
Ivan: Mia, this is the part where you're utterly helpless. You don't get to be strong until later.
Mia: But these Lizardmen were doing bad stuff.
Isaac: yeah. They're bad guys. That's what they do.
Garet: Anyway, we have to save the world from bad guys. Wanna come?
Mia: Sure! By the power of duct tape, I pledge to help you fight the evil powers of naughtiness!
Isaac: [twitch]
Flint: um. . . Okay, I think.
Fizz: Flint you jerk! You never gave me back my hair scrunchie!
Forge: What were you doing with a hair scrunchie Flint?
Gust: Is there something you'd like to tell us, Flint?
Flint: NO!!!!
Garet: Ok. That's fine.
[a bunch of puzzles are solved, and Mia and co. meet Saturos on the Aerie]
Isaac: Mia and Co.? It's Isaac and Co.
Mia: Hey. Evil Bob is an equal opportunity writer. At least until it isn't funny anymore.
Isaac: But I'm the main character! I want my rights!
[suddenly the Aerie is stormed by the Society Of Main Characters On Strike or SOMCOS for short]
Some Guy: Welcome brother to SOMCOS! We also want our rights. Help us get justice in video games!
Mia: Look, It's Some Guy! And a bunch of other main characters that the author is too lazy to go back and include in the disclaimer!
Isaac: Can I join?
Some Guy: Sure! Right this way.
[SOMCOS and Isaac leave the Aerie]
Saturos: Can we fight now?
Flint: Well, we'd love to, but we're missing a main character. How about we just leave, and we'll give you a call when we find a replacement.
Saturos: Sounds good to me. Bye!
Flint: Bye!
Well, that certainly was interesting.
Mia: That Isaac, always running away and doing stupid things.
I thought all Venus adepts were like that.
Mia: They are.
Who will the new main character be? Will Isaac never return? Will I ever shut up?
Anyone who can tell me what character Mia was imitating gets three cookies and a chance to beat up Timmy the Lizard.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun. If anything in this story makes sense to you, I advise you to get yourself tested for illegal substances.
Djinn Talk: Chapter 5
[Imil]
Flint: Why are we in Imil already? Don't we have to do the Tret tree and Kolima first?
Forge: This is the way the author played the game.
Flint: Well, that was stupid.
Isaac: Yes.
Gust: What are we supposed to do here anyway?
Garet: Gust? When did you get here?
Gust: You got me in the secret cave in Bilibin, remember?
Flint: No, mainly because the author skipped that part.
Isaac: Why did he skip it?
Ivan: Mainly because he couldn't think of a small animal that looked somewhat like Jupiter Djinni, but also because he hadn't eaten in three days.
Gust: My chance to shine got taken out because the author got HUNGRY!?!
Flint: Basically, yes.
Gust: [censored]
Ivan: Ow! My ears.
Isaac: Mommy said never to say that word.
Flint: Yikes! Where did you learn that, Gust?
Forge: Oooohhhh, the Wise One's gonna be mad at you, Gust.
Garet: Do you think this joke has gone on too long?
Gust: [censored] yes!
Ivan: Ow! My ears.
Isaac: Mommy said never to say that word.
Flint: Yikes! Where did you learn that, Gust?
Forge: Oooohhhh, the Wise One's gonna be mad at you, Gust.
Garet: Ok, that's enough.
Everyone else: [stands around]
Isaac: So . . . What do we do now?
[lighthouse flashes]
Flint: CRAP! We're late!
Isaac: Uh oh.
[the group rushes to the lighthouse where they find the door open, and Mia smacking several lizardmen on the head with a staff]
Ivan: Mia, this is the part where you're utterly helpless. You don't get to be strong until later.
Mia: But these Lizardmen were doing bad stuff.
Isaac: yeah. They're bad guys. That's what they do.
Garet: Anyway, we have to save the world from bad guys. Wanna come?
Mia: Sure! By the power of duct tape, I pledge to help you fight the evil powers of naughtiness!
Isaac: [twitch]
Flint: um. . . Okay, I think.
Fizz: Flint you jerk! You never gave me back my hair scrunchie!
Forge: What were you doing with a hair scrunchie Flint?
Gust: Is there something you'd like to tell us, Flint?
Flint: NO!!!!
Garet: Ok. That's fine.
[a bunch of puzzles are solved, and Mia and co. meet Saturos on the Aerie]
Isaac: Mia and Co.? It's Isaac and Co.
Mia: Hey. Evil Bob is an equal opportunity writer. At least until it isn't funny anymore.
Isaac: But I'm the main character! I want my rights!
[suddenly the Aerie is stormed by the Society Of Main Characters On Strike or SOMCOS for short]
Some Guy: Welcome brother to SOMCOS! We also want our rights. Help us get justice in video games!
Mia: Look, It's Some Guy! And a bunch of other main characters that the author is too lazy to go back and include in the disclaimer!
Isaac: Can I join?
Some Guy: Sure! Right this way.
[SOMCOS and Isaac leave the Aerie]
Saturos: Can we fight now?
Flint: Well, we'd love to, but we're missing a main character. How about we just leave, and we'll give you a call when we find a replacement.
Saturos: Sounds good to me. Bye!
Flint: Bye!
Well, that certainly was interesting.
Mia: That Isaac, always running away and doing stupid things.
I thought all Venus adepts were like that.
Mia: They are.
Who will the new main character be? Will Isaac never return? Will I ever shut up?
Anyone who can tell me what character Mia was imitating gets three cookies and a chance to beat up Timmy the Lizard.
REVIEW