Ahem.
I'm back. Did you miss me? No? darn. Ah well, got stuffs to do now. Disclaimer: Evil Bob does not own any of the stuff that he mentions in this chapter. There will probably be a lot of it. And I'm to lazy to list it all.
Djinn Talk, chapter 7
Tret: Sparkly stuff, sparkly stuff, where in the name of the gods did I put my sparkly stuff?
[forest entrance]
Flint: Oh great. Now what?
Samus: What the heck is this?
Ivan: A forest, dumb one. Haven't you seen one before?
Samus: no. I'm not used to this stuff. Normally my visor is opaque.
Ivan: That would explain why whoever plays your games has to do everything by themselves.
Samus: Yeah, so I have never actually seen anything.
Garet: So.. Why is your visor transparent now?
Mia: As RPG characters, we have a greater degree of freedom than Samus ordinarily would. Evil Bob changed it so that she could do stuff, and stuff.
SOMCOS: Main character rights! Main character rights!
Samus: SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU'VE BEEN CHANTING THAT FOR THE LAST MONTH! GEEZ! [super missile blast]
Missile: Boom
SOMCOS: [crispy]
Ivan: anyway. shouldn't there be some sparkly stuff about now?
Samus: I don't know. I've never been in a game like this before.
[later]
Flint: Tret darnnit! Why didn't you have our sparkly stuff?
Tret: I [mumblemumble]
Flint: Huh?
Tret: I l-[mumblemumble]
Flint: OK, we will have to beat it out of you! YAY!
Forge: YAY!
[battle]
[Tret used crappy excuse]
[Flint ignored it]
[Flint used gaia]
[Tret took no damage] (He's of your element Flint, what did you expect?)
[Forge used Flare]
[Tret took 76 damage]
[Ivan and Samus used Kickass powers of the author's favorite character, or KPFC for short-
Flint: NOOOOOOOO!
[what is it this time?]
Flint: get it away from me!
[anyway, Tret took 99999999999999999999999 damage]
[Tret was utterly annihilated]
Ivan: That was fun. Now what?
Garet: Now we revive Tret with the water of life.
Mia: But he was utterly annihilated. How can we revive him?
Flint: DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT HOLES OF THIS FANFIC!
Mia: Okay okay, sorry.
Flint: So...
Ivan: So...
Garet: So...
Mia: So..
Samus: So...
Forge: So...
Gust: So...
Tret: So...
Everyone: YOU'RE DEAD!
Tret: Oh yeah..
[later]
Flint: Let us across this freakin' drawbridge!
Tree: no. you guys killed Tret before he could change me back.
Flint: Why can you talk anyway?
Tree: I have no idea.
Ivan: I guess this means we'll have to swim.
Mia: SWIMMING! YAY! Ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy
Garet: Never mention swimming to a water adept, silly. [slaps Ivan]
Ivan: HEY! [tackles Garet. They both tumble into the water and are swept downstream]
Flint: Uh-oh..
End chapter----------------------------------------
Well, there you have it. What do you think? Will Ivan survive? What about Garet? Who cares?
REVIEW UNDER PAIN OF RABID BUNNIES
I'm back. Did you miss me? No? darn. Ah well, got stuffs to do now. Disclaimer: Evil Bob does not own any of the stuff that he mentions in this chapter. There will probably be a lot of it. And I'm to lazy to list it all.
Djinn Talk, chapter 7
Tret: Sparkly stuff, sparkly stuff, where in the name of the gods did I put my sparkly stuff?
[forest entrance]
Flint: Oh great. Now what?
Samus: What the heck is this?
Ivan: A forest, dumb one. Haven't you seen one before?
Samus: no. I'm not used to this stuff. Normally my visor is opaque.
Ivan: That would explain why whoever plays your games has to do everything by themselves.
Samus: Yeah, so I have never actually seen anything.
Garet: So.. Why is your visor transparent now?
Mia: As RPG characters, we have a greater degree of freedom than Samus ordinarily would. Evil Bob changed it so that she could do stuff, and stuff.
SOMCOS: Main character rights! Main character rights!
Samus: SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU'VE BEEN CHANTING THAT FOR THE LAST MONTH! GEEZ! [super missile blast]
Missile: Boom
SOMCOS: [crispy]
Ivan: anyway. shouldn't there be some sparkly stuff about now?
Samus: I don't know. I've never been in a game like this before.
[later]
Flint: Tret darnnit! Why didn't you have our sparkly stuff?
Tret: I [mumblemumble]
Flint: Huh?
Tret: I l-[mumblemumble]
Flint: OK, we will have to beat it out of you! YAY!
Forge: YAY!
[battle]
[Tret used crappy excuse]
[Flint ignored it]
[Flint used gaia]
[Tret took no damage] (He's of your element Flint, what did you expect?)
[Forge used Flare]
[Tret took 76 damage]
[Ivan and Samus used Kickass powers of the author's favorite character, or KPFC for short-
Flint: NOOOOOOOO!
[what is it this time?]
Flint: get it away from me!
[anyway, Tret took 99999999999999999999999 damage]
[Tret was utterly annihilated]
Ivan: That was fun. Now what?
Garet: Now we revive Tret with the water of life.
Mia: But he was utterly annihilated. How can we revive him?
Flint: DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT HOLES OF THIS FANFIC!
Mia: Okay okay, sorry.
Flint: So...
Ivan: So...
Garet: So...
Mia: So..
Samus: So...
Forge: So...
Gust: So...
Tret: So...
Everyone: YOU'RE DEAD!
Tret: Oh yeah..
[later]
Flint: Let us across this freakin' drawbridge!
Tree: no. you guys killed Tret before he could change me back.
Flint: Why can you talk anyway?
Tree: I have no idea.
Ivan: I guess this means we'll have to swim.
Mia: SWIMMING! YAY! Ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy
Garet: Never mention swimming to a water adept, silly. [slaps Ivan]
Ivan: HEY! [tackles Garet. They both tumble into the water and are swept downstream]
Flint: Uh-oh..
End chapter----------------------------------------
Well, there you have it. What do you think? Will Ivan survive? What about Garet? Who cares?
REVIEW UNDER PAIN OF RABID BUNNIES