Hi everyone!
During my absence, I have acquired the services of a muse.
Meet Thalia, the muse of comedy, and some other stuff.
Thalia: Hi everyone!
Thalia will be taking on some of the things that I usually do, such as disclaimers and review threats. Thalia, that's your cue.
Thalia: Evil Bob doesn't own Golden sun, Metroid, me, or any of the other stuff he mentions in this episode.
Djinn Talk, Chapter 8:
[Mia has swum across the river, and lowered the drawbridge. Samus walks across.]
Tree: [thinking] STUPID ADEPTS! RUINING MY PLAN! I'LL KILL/MAIM/BURNINATE/KILL/MAIM SOME MORE THEM!
Mia: [totally oblivious] It's so nice here now that the boys have gone.
Samus: Yeah, it is. They were just to annoying.
Flint: Ahem. Are you forgetting about me?
Mia: oh. Crap. I forgot about him.
Flint: HA HA HA!
[Suddenly, out of the blue, appears Isaac.]
Samus: Hey! There isn't any blue here!
Isaac: Forget that.
Mia: Isaac! I though you were on strike!
Isaac: Nah. The guys at SOMCOS found out that I wasn't a member of the union, so they kicked me out.
Samus: That's too bad. I have your job now!
[Evil Bob appears, riding a GEB]
Evil Bob: Sorry Samus, but now that Isaac's back, we don't need you anymore.
Flint: [cowering behind Mia, trying to stay away from the GEB]
Samus: Why you.. wait a minute! I have Venus Psynergy! And you don't!
[attempts to cast Ragnarok. Nothing happens]
EB: Sorry Samus, but Isaac has his powers back now.
[Samus disappears in a puff of smoke, as does Evil Bob.]
Zenosyke: Hey! Where is samus?
Flint: She just left. You're too late. However, I think that we do have something you could do for us.
Zenosyke: What?
Flint: Keep that tree comfortable. We don't want him to carry out all those threats he made.
Zenosyke: Sure.
Flint: Bye!
[The party, minus Samus plus Isaac, walks on.]
Zenosyke: Wait a minute.. Hey Flint!
Flint: What?
Zenosyke: Can I kill/maim you?
Flint: no.
Zenosyke: Dang.
[Scene: Fuchin Temple]
Monk at waterfall: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Flint: umm. scary.
Mia: Wait wait! I know the answer!
MAW: Well, at least wait until I tell you the question!
Flint: AHHHH!!! [runs away]
Mia: What is the question?
MAW: WHAT is your name?
Mia: Mia of Imil
MAW: WHAT is your quest?
Mia: To stop the evil Saturos.
MAW: WHAT is your adept type?
Mia: Water! I mean [gets thrown into the water by mysterious force, or MF]
Mia: YAY! Water!
Isaac: My turn!
MAW: Fine. WHAT is your name?
Isaac: Isaac of Vale
MAW: WHAT is your quest?
Isaac: To seek the holy grail- wait! That's not it! [is thrown into the water. At this exact point, Ivan and Garet come crashing over the waterfall and land directly on top of Isaac]
Ivan: OW!
MAW: Do you seek the treasure?
Ivan: [climbing out of the water] Yes.
MAW: Very well. You must answer three questions.
Ivan: Fine.
MAW: WHAT is your name?
Ivan: Ivan of Contigo
Isaac: [climbing out of the water] Hey Ivan, where the heck is Contigo?
MAW: SILENCE!
MAW: [turning to Ivan] WHAT is your quest?
Ivan: To stop the evil Saturos.
MAW: WHAT is the flight velocity of your common sparrow?
Ivan: Angaran or Gondowan?
MAW: I don't know! AHHHHHH!
Ivan: Too easy.
Mia: How did you know all the right answers?
Ivan: Simple. I used mind read.
Isaac: D'oh!
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Thalia: Suitably funny. My work here is done.
Actually, no.
Thalia: WHAT?
We still have the rest of the story to do, plus all the other stories I have planned.
Thalia: Oh yeah. Well, that's the end for now!
Aren't you forgetting something?
Thalia: Oh yeah: REVIEW UNDER PAIN OF . SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE, LIKE: VOGON POETRY! Yeah, that'll get them to review.
Thalia: Hi everyone!
Thalia will be taking on some of the things that I usually do, such as disclaimers and review threats. Thalia, that's your cue.
Thalia: Evil Bob doesn't own Golden sun, Metroid, me, or any of the other stuff he mentions in this episode.
Djinn Talk, Chapter 8:
[Mia has swum across the river, and lowered the drawbridge. Samus walks across.]
Tree: [thinking] STUPID ADEPTS! RUINING MY PLAN! I'LL KILL/MAIM/BURNINATE/KILL/MAIM SOME MORE THEM!
Mia: [totally oblivious] It's so nice here now that the boys have gone.
Samus: Yeah, it is. They were just to annoying.
Flint: Ahem. Are you forgetting about me?
Mia: oh. Crap. I forgot about him.
Flint: HA HA HA!
[Suddenly, out of the blue, appears Isaac.]
Samus: Hey! There isn't any blue here!
Isaac: Forget that.
Mia: Isaac! I though you were on strike!
Isaac: Nah. The guys at SOMCOS found out that I wasn't a member of the union, so they kicked me out.
Samus: That's too bad. I have your job now!
[Evil Bob appears, riding a GEB]
Evil Bob: Sorry Samus, but now that Isaac's back, we don't need you anymore.
Flint: [cowering behind Mia, trying to stay away from the GEB]
Samus: Why you.. wait a minute! I have Venus Psynergy! And you don't!
[attempts to cast Ragnarok. Nothing happens]
EB: Sorry Samus, but Isaac has his powers back now.
[Samus disappears in a puff of smoke, as does Evil Bob.]
Zenosyke: Hey! Where is samus?
Flint: She just left. You're too late. However, I think that we do have something you could do for us.
Zenosyke: What?
Flint: Keep that tree comfortable. We don't want him to carry out all those threats he made.
Zenosyke: Sure.
Flint: Bye!
[The party, minus Samus plus Isaac, walks on.]
Zenosyke: Wait a minute.. Hey Flint!
Flint: What?
Zenosyke: Can I kill/maim you?
Flint: no.
Zenosyke: Dang.
[Scene: Fuchin Temple]
Monk at waterfall: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Flint: umm. scary.
Mia: Wait wait! I know the answer!
MAW: Well, at least wait until I tell you the question!
Flint: AHHHH!!! [runs away]
Mia: What is the question?
MAW: WHAT is your name?
Mia: Mia of Imil
MAW: WHAT is your quest?
Mia: To stop the evil Saturos.
MAW: WHAT is your adept type?
Mia: Water! I mean [gets thrown into the water by mysterious force, or MF]
Mia: YAY! Water!
Isaac: My turn!
MAW: Fine. WHAT is your name?
Isaac: Isaac of Vale
MAW: WHAT is your quest?
Isaac: To seek the holy grail- wait! That's not it! [is thrown into the water. At this exact point, Ivan and Garet come crashing over the waterfall and land directly on top of Isaac]
Ivan: OW!
MAW: Do you seek the treasure?
Ivan: [climbing out of the water] Yes.
MAW: Very well. You must answer three questions.
Ivan: Fine.
MAW: WHAT is your name?
Ivan: Ivan of Contigo
Isaac: [climbing out of the water] Hey Ivan, where the heck is Contigo?
MAW: SILENCE!
MAW: [turning to Ivan] WHAT is your quest?
Ivan: To stop the evil Saturos.
MAW: WHAT is the flight velocity of your common sparrow?
Ivan: Angaran or Gondowan?
MAW: I don't know! AHHHHHH!
Ivan: Too easy.
Mia: How did you know all the right answers?
Ivan: Simple. I used mind read.
Isaac: D'oh!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thalia: Suitably funny. My work here is done.
Actually, no.
Thalia: WHAT?
We still have the rest of the story to do, plus all the other stories I have planned.
Thalia: Oh yeah. Well, that's the end for now!
Aren't you forgetting something?
Thalia: Oh yeah: REVIEW UNDER PAIN OF . SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE, LIKE: VOGON POETRY! Yeah, that'll get them to review.