PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE
"Alright everyone; Welcome to the first day of the rest of your lives. Please, introduce yourselves."
"Bond. James Bond." "I am Spartacus." "I'm the king of the world!" "Heeeere's Johnny!"
"Is that it? No one else wants to talk? Ok then, let's begin. First of all, ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"No it's not! I just told you the question!"
"You want answers?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Hey, buddy! I'm the counsellor here!"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! Well fine. Leave. I don't care."
"I'll be back."
"Well, there's no place like home, so you might not be. Alright, he's gone. Now, continuing on... You all know that this is going to cost a lot, right? About $1,000 to be exact. So, show me the money!"
Aside "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse..."
"What was that, Godfather?"
"Uhh.. nothing..."
"You know what, Mr. Godfather; You're not quite evil enough. You're semi- evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie- not evil enough."
"E.T. phone home."
"Ok. It costs 25 cents, Mr. E.T. But make it quick, our time's almost up. Hey, Snoop. Can I read what you've got so far? 'It was a dark and stormy night,' That's it? You've been typing for 45 minutes!"
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..."
"Oh- Hi Dorothy! Wrong room. The counselling meeting for fear of midgets in in room 46. Live long and prosper!"
"May the force be with you!"
"Thanks, Dot! Alright, we're moving right along here. Hey! Miss Bergman, please get off the piano. Sheesh, of all the counselling joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Dude, where's my car?"
"I don't know, Mr. Kutcher."
"I'm leaving. I can't take this anymore."
"Go ahead, make my day."
Suddenly a small monkey bursts into the room, lands on the counsellor's lap, and shouts frantically in Japanese.
"This plot doesn't make sense! Tell the people!"
THE END
LEFTOVER QUOTES THAT I COULDN'T FIT IN ANYWHERE:
"Here's lookin' at you, kid." "Life is life a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." "You're gonna need a bigger boat." "Fasten your seatbelts; it's gonna be a bumpy night." "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee." "Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!"
"Alright everyone; Welcome to the first day of the rest of your lives. Please, introduce yourselves."
"Bond. James Bond." "I am Spartacus." "I'm the king of the world!" "Heeeere's Johnny!"
"Is that it? No one else wants to talk? Ok then, let's begin. First of all, ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"No it's not! I just told you the question!"
"You want answers?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Hey, buddy! I'm the counsellor here!"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?! Well fine. Leave. I don't care."
"I'll be back."
"Well, there's no place like home, so you might not be. Alright, he's gone. Now, continuing on... You all know that this is going to cost a lot, right? About $1,000 to be exact. So, show me the money!"
Aside "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse..."
"What was that, Godfather?"
"Uhh.. nothing..."
"You know what, Mr. Godfather; You're not quite evil enough. You're semi- evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie- not evil enough."
"E.T. phone home."
"Ok. It costs 25 cents, Mr. E.T. But make it quick, our time's almost up. Hey, Snoop. Can I read what you've got so far? 'It was a dark and stormy night,' That's it? You've been typing for 45 minutes!"
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..."
"Oh- Hi Dorothy! Wrong room. The counselling meeting for fear of midgets in in room 46. Live long and prosper!"
"May the force be with you!"
"Thanks, Dot! Alright, we're moving right along here. Hey! Miss Bergman, please get off the piano. Sheesh, of all the counselling joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Dude, where's my car?"
"I don't know, Mr. Kutcher."
"I'm leaving. I can't take this anymore."
"Go ahead, make my day."
Suddenly a small monkey bursts into the room, lands on the counsellor's lap, and shouts frantically in Japanese.
"This plot doesn't make sense! Tell the people!"
THE END
LEFTOVER QUOTES THAT I COULDN'T FIT IN ANYWHERE:
"Here's lookin' at you, kid." "Life is life a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." "You're gonna need a bigger boat." "Fasten your seatbelts; it's gonna be a bumpy night." "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee." "Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!"