The Dumb And The Senseless
Summary: This is what happens when Me, Bob, Steve, and Moo Moo meet up with the cast of Trigun.
Disclaimer: I don't own Vash or anyone else from Trigun, but I do own Bob, Steve, Moo Moo , and of course I own myself. Oh and I do own a Vash plushie (hugs plushie) "OH VASH-U I WUV-U!!!!".
And Moo Moo says "MOOOOO!!!"
Chapter One-Herbal Essence and Meetings of Another Kind
Me:*walks in store and buys a big bag of Herbal Essence* Ah, Herbal Essence *gets in car and drives to the park*
Bob: *sees Me* Hi! Me, wut ya doin?
Me: Nuttin just goin to sit under this tree with my Herbal Essence.* sits under tree and pulls out a bottle of Herbal Essence* Ahhhhhhh!!!! * opens bottle and raises it to mouth*
Steve: Hey!!! wudda you doin Me?
Me: *takes a swig of Herbal Essence* quenching my thirst, you guys want some?
Bob&Steve: *nod*
Me, Bob&Steve:*are drinking Herbal Escence when a bunch of blue rabid-looking squirrels appear out of no where*
Blue rabid-looking squirrels: HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Me: What? *Takes another swig of Herbal Escence*
Blue rabid-looking squirrels: *gasp*
Leader blue rabid-looking squirrel: *points a furry finger at Me, Bob&Steve* ATTACK MY FELLOW BLUE RABID-LOOKING SQUIRRELS!!!!!!
Me&Bob:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*both run away*
Steve: *squirrel is gnawing on his head* Huh? *realizes there is a squirrel biting his head and starts yelling as he runs around in a circle*
Me&Bob: *hiding in a barrel* *sigh*
Steve: *runs into a tree, knocks the squirrel loose and jumps into the barrel* HI!!!!! Guys.
Bob: Will you shut your trap!
Steve: *says stupidly* I will if you shut your pie-hole!
Me: *puts hands over both Bob & Steve's mouths* Shhhh They'll hear you.
*gunshots are heard outside the barrel and someone looks into the barrel*
Someone: Are you guys alright?
Me: *looks up* VASH-U!!!!! *jumps out of the barrel and tackles Vash*
Vash: *is tackled to the ground by Me* *muffled* Hewo.
*Bob and Steve also get out of the barrel*
Bob: *sighs and sits on the ground as Me continues to smother Vash* Man am I glad to be out of there. *a shadowy figure looms over him* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps back in the barrel*
Vash: *manages to stand with Me still hanging from his neck* Hey it's only my brother Knives.
Knives: He screams like a girl.
Steve: *finally realizes what's going on* KNIVES-U!!!!!! *starts to chase Knives*
Knives: *runs from Steve* VVVVVAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!
Bob: *comes out of hiding* Hey Me.
Me: *lets go of Vash's neck and turns toward Bob* Yeah Bob?
Bob: *throws a rifle to Me* You know what to do.
Me: *catches rifle and aims it at Steve* Yup.
Vash: *begins to freak out* DON'T KILL HIM!!!
Me: It's only tranquillizers
Vash: Oh.
Me: *shoots all of the tranquillizers at Steve missing every time* WHAT THE F^@K!!!
Knives: HHHHEEELLLPPPP!!!!
Steve: MMMWWWWHHHHAAAA-HHHHAAAAAAAHHHAAAAA.........HA!
Me: That's it. *chucks rifle at Steve's head* SHE SHOOTS AND SHE.......*rifle hits Steve's head and he falls to the ground* SCORES!!!!! *runs around doing the chicken dance* Oh yea! Oh yea!
Bob: *scratches his head* What are you doing Me?
Me: Victory dance, don't ask.
Bob: Ok.
Knives: *runs up to Me and crushes her in a big hug* THANK-YOU ME!!!! *is hit in the head by Vash and he drops Me* Hey why did you do that?
Vash: *sits on a couch that has appeared out of nowhere and Me sits on his lap and wraps her arms around him* Me is mine do not touch her or you shall.........HAVE TO KISS STEVE!!!
Knives: NOT THAT!! *crouches on the ground and begins rocking back and forth holding his knees*
Voice: Moo!
Bob: *gasps* Moo Moo!
Moo Moo: Moo moo moo.
Bob: *runs over to Moo Moo the cow* Hi Moo Moo how ya been?
Moo Moo: Moo.
Bob: Really? Me too.
Vash: How does Steve know what that cow is saying?
Me: *snuggles closer to Vash* You smell like doughnuts....Oh....well Moo Moo is our friend and we know what he is saying.
Vash: Oh ok. *thinks for a moment* Mmmmmm....doughnuts.
Moo Moo: Moo moo moo moo moo moo.
Me: *gasps* MOO MOO HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!! *jumps up and runs over to Moo Moo*
Vash: Huh *he is confused*
Bob: Popcorn?
Vash: *jumps three feet in the air* How did you get next to me?
Bob: Magic, it works for everything. *eats popcorn out of a big top hat*
Vash: That would explain it. *eats some popcorn as he and Bob watch Me and Moo Moo*
Me: YOUR WRONG IT'S DOUGHNUTS!
Moo Moo: MOO MOO MOO!
Me: DOUGHNUTS!
Moo Moo: MOO!
Me: DOUGHNUTS!
Moo Moo; MOO!
Vash: *to Bob* What are they arguing about?
Bob: *scratches his head* You know what? I really have no clue.
Vash: But...but....never mind.
Me: DOUGHNUTS!!!
Moo Moo: MOO!!!
Will Me and Moo Moo ever stop arguing, will Steve wake up, will Knives stop rocking back and forth, will Vash stop being confused, will Bob stop eating popcorn, and will the blue rabid-looking squirrels return????? Who knows??? I do but I'm not gonna tell ya so your gonna have to read the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!