Me: First SSBM fic. Be nice! No flames! Any flames will be used to roast
flamers!!! And to burn down old peoples' neighbourhoods! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
*ahem* Marth, do the disclaimer for me.
Marth: Why me?
Me: If you don't, *holds up pictures of Marth in various embarrassing moments, including being naked* then these get distributed to the reviewers.*thinking* I know what I'll give them for reviewing! Heheheheh... Marth is gonna hate me for this!
Marth: Where did you get those?!*tries to grab pics off Sylva*
Me: nuh-uh! Disclaimer! Now!
Marth: Fine. Windrider Sylvanon does not SSBM or any of the characters in it. She only owns herself and her dark side. Now give me those pictures!
Me: Now, let's get this show on the road! *hands Marth pictures*
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Sylvanon stretched out, allowing her wings to slip out, and then back in again. A portal opened in front of her, the colours swirling and a strong wind trying to pull her in. Holding onto her belt, the girl jumped in. The portal closed up behind her. As she got to the halfway point of the tunnel, something clicked, and she blacked out. A few hours later,
"Hey, Link. I think she's waking up." A soft voice said, sounding feminine and soothing. 'Ow, where am I?' Sylvanon thought, her head spinning, and her muscles aching. Groggily she opened one silver, electric blue tinted eye, and almost immediately opened the other. She could make out the hazy figures of two... Hyrulians, if she was correct in her vast knowledge of the different species of the universe. Her eyes finally focused, and she could easily see who they were. One was wearing green, had blonde hair and Midnight blue eyes; the other, who had spoken, was wearing a dress, and also had blonde hair and midnight blue eyes. Sylvanon recognised these two thanks to her best and slightly older friend, Calico. They were Link and Zelda.
"..." She made a small noise. Zelda looked at her closely, keeping an eye on the strange girl. She stretched out a small, delicate hand.
"Hello. I'm Princess Zelda of Hyrule, and this is Link." Sylva looked up at her, grinned and shook her hand.
"Hey. I'm Sylvanon Audron, of the Ilex world, but call me Sylva. Nice to meet you! I've heard a load about you from my friend, Calico." Zelda's expression became one of inquisitiveness as she helped Sylvanon to her feet.
"The Ilex _world_? Isn't that in Johto?" Zelda asked.
"Nah, that's the forest in Johto you're thinking of. The Ilex world is a really complex world where I live. We call it that because we're always free to do what we want. I was plane hopping when my powers blipped out on me in the middle of an inter-planar tunnel." Link looked completely confused.
"An inter- what what?"
"An inter-planar tunnel. It's how I get from one plane to another." Seeing their mystified reactions, she added, "I'll tell you later. So, where am I, exactly?" Zelda smiled at her welcomingly.
"Well, Sylva, welcome to super smash bros. headquarters. This is where we live. Come on, I'll show you around so you can meet everyone." She led her down a hallway to a huge common room of some sort. There were loads of people! Sylva gulped. She hated crowds with a vengeance. The whole room went quiet. Zelda was tapping her foot.
"About time you guys shut up. We were standing here for five minutes." She turned and gently pushed Sylva in front of her.
"This is the young girl we found." In Sylva's ear she whispered, "Don't worry. Go ahead and introduce yourself. They won't bite." Sylva nodded, and, feeling a bit braver, walked forward.
"Hi. I'm Sylvanon Audron, but you guys can call me Sylva." One of them snickered.
"Can I call you Sylvie-chan?" Sylva promptly pounced on the warrior before she remembered her manners, and began beating him into a pulp. Each word she spoke was punctuated by a dull thud.
"Nobody *thud* calls *thud* me *thud* Sylvie-chan!*THUD!*" She suddenly felt everyone staring at her, and quickly climbed off. She was beginning to turn bright red, when suddenly, the whole room burst into laughter.
"Oh yes! That's the first time I've ever seen Captain Falcon get beaten up by a non-smasher!" One yelled. He had auburn hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a medieval style of clothing. He walked forward and shook her hand. "Nice to meet you, Sylva! I'm Roy!" To the rest he yelled, "Hey guys! Come and introduce yourselves to this lovely girl! HAHA!" A teenage boy walked up to her and, taking her hand, kissed it gently. Sylva giggled.
"Oh look at you! And who might you be, kind sir?" He had blue hair and eyes, and was definitely a gentleman.
"I am Prince Marth of Altea." She shook her head. She was beginning to laugh about this lot of people. They were so polite! So much more polite than that Falcon, any way. She felt a hand on her shoulder, and without thinking, flipped them over her shoulder. The person managed to land on their feet though. Sylva's hands rose to her mouth and she backed up with wide eyes. The boy was cute, but she could only see his red eyes, the bridge of his nose, and a bit of spiky blonde hair sticking out from under his hat. (A/N: I don't know what to call it!).
"Oh my god! Sorry!" She was blushing profusely this time. He looked at her sympathetically and commented in a low voice,
"Natural instincts kicking in?"
"Well, yeah. Sorry 'bout that."
"It's okay. You thought it was Falcon, didn't you?"
"Yep." He shook his head.
"Name's Sheik." She smiled; a silly thing to do in a land she didn't really know. Sylva noticed everyone staring at her. She whispered in Sheik's ear,
"Why are they all looking at me?"
"I don't usually introduce myself right away to someone. Most of the time I get dragged over and introduced by somebody else." Sylva made an 'ahh' motion with her head. Sheik winked at her then pushed past her. She winked back, but she didn't know what he meant. Everybody was backing away from her, and she was beginning to feel really uncomfortable.
"Not everyone has that effect on Sheik almost immediately. You sure must be something, Sylva!" Turning around, she saw no-one. Then she looked down. It was a Pichu, a kind of electric Pokemon. She sighed.
"Yeah, well, I am kinda strange really. I ain't from this place anyway." The Pichu kinda laughed.
"Sheik is not a sociable person, but something tells me he likes you!" Sylva went red again.
"Hey, Pichu! Don't go embarrassing her again!" A female laughed. She came up to Sylva. The princess had long blonde hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a pink dress. Sylva didn't really get on with her, her name was Peach. Next a tall guy with armour and a sword introduced himself as Ganondorf. After him there was a koopa, named Bowser, Sylva disliked these two instantly. After him came Mewtwo, Pikachu and Jigglypuff. Then, a bounty hunter by the name of Samus Aran. Fox and Falco introduced themselves next. A pink blob called Kirby waddled up and shook her hand. Finally, last but not least, the ice climbers, Nana and Popo, and a green dinosaur called Yoshi said hi. Sylva was tired after all of these, but she let curiosity overcome that. She went to Zelda, asking,
"Zelda, where is Sheik's room?" Zelda stared at her in shock.
"Why would you want to know, Sylva?"
"Because. Oh yeah! Where do I sleep?" Zelda raised her eyebrows.
"I knew I'd forgotten something! Follow me!" With that, she carefully searched for a spare room. As they walked, Sylva kept an eye on the names on the doors. She _was_ going to find Sheik's room if it was the last thing she did. She suddenly bumped into Zelda, who had stopped at a room. Sylva quickly checked the room beside it. She couldn't believe it! She was right next to Sheik's room! 'Talk about useful...' She thought.
"Thanks, Zelda!" She dashed in, and closed the door.
Later on that night, Sylva heard something coming from Sheik's room. Slipping in, she saw him turning over in his sleep, whimpering. She felt so sorry for him, but what intrigued her most was his face. Smooth skin, uncovered and obvious, his eyes were closed tightly, and he seemed so vulnerable. She moved quietly, closing the door behind her silently. He was still whimpering. She walked closer, her steps unheard on the thick floor. She sat down on the side of his bed, cross-legged. He rolled over onto his back, and into Sylva's lap. He moved in his sleep, until he was leaning against her chest. She wrapped her arms around him gently, careful not to wake him up. Sheik calmed down, not whimpering anymore and rubbing his face in her pyjama top. She saw his eyes start to open, but she didn't- couldn't- get out. He opened his eyes all the way, and sat up to look at her. He noticed that her eyes were fully open, not tired. He also noticed that she had her arms around him.
"So, what made you come in?" He asked gently. She blushed but he couldn't see it.
"Well, to cut a long story short, I got the room next door, heard a noise coming from here, came in to see what the problem was, saw you whimpering and turning over in your sleep, sat on the bed, you turned over and managed to land in my lap, and kinda moved yourself, when you were asleep, until you went to sleep on my chest. Then you woke up." He blushed this time. He was going to have a word with Zelda about letting people use the room next to his. She did seem genuinely concerned about him, though. From that night on, he let her in his room whenever she wanted to come in.
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Me: Aw, sweet!*sniff* R&R!!!!!!!!!!
Marth: Why me?
Me: If you don't, *holds up pictures of Marth in various embarrassing moments, including being naked* then these get distributed to the reviewers.*thinking* I know what I'll give them for reviewing! Heheheheh... Marth is gonna hate me for this!
Marth: Where did you get those?!*tries to grab pics off Sylva*
Me: nuh-uh! Disclaimer! Now!
Marth: Fine. Windrider Sylvanon does not SSBM or any of the characters in it. She only owns herself and her dark side. Now give me those pictures!
Me: Now, let's get this show on the road! *hands Marth pictures*
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Sylvanon stretched out, allowing her wings to slip out, and then back in again. A portal opened in front of her, the colours swirling and a strong wind trying to pull her in. Holding onto her belt, the girl jumped in. The portal closed up behind her. As she got to the halfway point of the tunnel, something clicked, and she blacked out. A few hours later,
"Hey, Link. I think she's waking up." A soft voice said, sounding feminine and soothing. 'Ow, where am I?' Sylvanon thought, her head spinning, and her muscles aching. Groggily she opened one silver, electric blue tinted eye, and almost immediately opened the other. She could make out the hazy figures of two... Hyrulians, if she was correct in her vast knowledge of the different species of the universe. Her eyes finally focused, and she could easily see who they were. One was wearing green, had blonde hair and Midnight blue eyes; the other, who had spoken, was wearing a dress, and also had blonde hair and midnight blue eyes. Sylvanon recognised these two thanks to her best and slightly older friend, Calico. They were Link and Zelda.
"..." She made a small noise. Zelda looked at her closely, keeping an eye on the strange girl. She stretched out a small, delicate hand.
"Hello. I'm Princess Zelda of Hyrule, and this is Link." Sylva looked up at her, grinned and shook her hand.
"Hey. I'm Sylvanon Audron, of the Ilex world, but call me Sylva. Nice to meet you! I've heard a load about you from my friend, Calico." Zelda's expression became one of inquisitiveness as she helped Sylvanon to her feet.
"The Ilex _world_? Isn't that in Johto?" Zelda asked.
"Nah, that's the forest in Johto you're thinking of. The Ilex world is a really complex world where I live. We call it that because we're always free to do what we want. I was plane hopping when my powers blipped out on me in the middle of an inter-planar tunnel." Link looked completely confused.
"An inter- what what?"
"An inter-planar tunnel. It's how I get from one plane to another." Seeing their mystified reactions, she added, "I'll tell you later. So, where am I, exactly?" Zelda smiled at her welcomingly.
"Well, Sylva, welcome to super smash bros. headquarters. This is where we live. Come on, I'll show you around so you can meet everyone." She led her down a hallway to a huge common room of some sort. There were loads of people! Sylva gulped. She hated crowds with a vengeance. The whole room went quiet. Zelda was tapping her foot.
"About time you guys shut up. We were standing here for five minutes." She turned and gently pushed Sylva in front of her.
"This is the young girl we found." In Sylva's ear she whispered, "Don't worry. Go ahead and introduce yourself. They won't bite." Sylva nodded, and, feeling a bit braver, walked forward.
"Hi. I'm Sylvanon Audron, but you guys can call me Sylva." One of them snickered.
"Can I call you Sylvie-chan?" Sylva promptly pounced on the warrior before she remembered her manners, and began beating him into a pulp. Each word she spoke was punctuated by a dull thud.
"Nobody *thud* calls *thud* me *thud* Sylvie-chan!*THUD!*" She suddenly felt everyone staring at her, and quickly climbed off. She was beginning to turn bright red, when suddenly, the whole room burst into laughter.
"Oh yes! That's the first time I've ever seen Captain Falcon get beaten up by a non-smasher!" One yelled. He had auburn hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a medieval style of clothing. He walked forward and shook her hand. "Nice to meet you, Sylva! I'm Roy!" To the rest he yelled, "Hey guys! Come and introduce yourselves to this lovely girl! HAHA!" A teenage boy walked up to her and, taking her hand, kissed it gently. Sylva giggled.
"Oh look at you! And who might you be, kind sir?" He had blue hair and eyes, and was definitely a gentleman.
"I am Prince Marth of Altea." She shook her head. She was beginning to laugh about this lot of people. They were so polite! So much more polite than that Falcon, any way. She felt a hand on her shoulder, and without thinking, flipped them over her shoulder. The person managed to land on their feet though. Sylva's hands rose to her mouth and she backed up with wide eyes. The boy was cute, but she could only see his red eyes, the bridge of his nose, and a bit of spiky blonde hair sticking out from under his hat. (A/N: I don't know what to call it!).
"Oh my god! Sorry!" She was blushing profusely this time. He looked at her sympathetically and commented in a low voice,
"Natural instincts kicking in?"
"Well, yeah. Sorry 'bout that."
"It's okay. You thought it was Falcon, didn't you?"
"Yep." He shook his head.
"Name's Sheik." She smiled; a silly thing to do in a land she didn't really know. Sylva noticed everyone staring at her. She whispered in Sheik's ear,
"Why are they all looking at me?"
"I don't usually introduce myself right away to someone. Most of the time I get dragged over and introduced by somebody else." Sylva made an 'ahh' motion with her head. Sheik winked at her then pushed past her. She winked back, but she didn't know what he meant. Everybody was backing away from her, and she was beginning to feel really uncomfortable.
"Not everyone has that effect on Sheik almost immediately. You sure must be something, Sylva!" Turning around, she saw no-one. Then she looked down. It was a Pichu, a kind of electric Pokemon. She sighed.
"Yeah, well, I am kinda strange really. I ain't from this place anyway." The Pichu kinda laughed.
"Sheik is not a sociable person, but something tells me he likes you!" Sylva went red again.
"Hey, Pichu! Don't go embarrassing her again!" A female laughed. She came up to Sylva. The princess had long blonde hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a pink dress. Sylva didn't really get on with her, her name was Peach. Next a tall guy with armour and a sword introduced himself as Ganondorf. After him there was a koopa, named Bowser, Sylva disliked these two instantly. After him came Mewtwo, Pikachu and Jigglypuff. Then, a bounty hunter by the name of Samus Aran. Fox and Falco introduced themselves next. A pink blob called Kirby waddled up and shook her hand. Finally, last but not least, the ice climbers, Nana and Popo, and a green dinosaur called Yoshi said hi. Sylva was tired after all of these, but she let curiosity overcome that. She went to Zelda, asking,
"Zelda, where is Sheik's room?" Zelda stared at her in shock.
"Why would you want to know, Sylva?"
"Because. Oh yeah! Where do I sleep?" Zelda raised her eyebrows.
"I knew I'd forgotten something! Follow me!" With that, she carefully searched for a spare room. As they walked, Sylva kept an eye on the names on the doors. She _was_ going to find Sheik's room if it was the last thing she did. She suddenly bumped into Zelda, who had stopped at a room. Sylva quickly checked the room beside it. She couldn't believe it! She was right next to Sheik's room! 'Talk about useful...' She thought.
"Thanks, Zelda!" She dashed in, and closed the door.
Later on that night, Sylva heard something coming from Sheik's room. Slipping in, she saw him turning over in his sleep, whimpering. She felt so sorry for him, but what intrigued her most was his face. Smooth skin, uncovered and obvious, his eyes were closed tightly, and he seemed so vulnerable. She moved quietly, closing the door behind her silently. He was still whimpering. She walked closer, her steps unheard on the thick floor. She sat down on the side of his bed, cross-legged. He rolled over onto his back, and into Sylva's lap. He moved in his sleep, until he was leaning against her chest. She wrapped her arms around him gently, careful not to wake him up. Sheik calmed down, not whimpering anymore and rubbing his face in her pyjama top. She saw his eyes start to open, but she didn't- couldn't- get out. He opened his eyes all the way, and sat up to look at her. He noticed that her eyes were fully open, not tired. He also noticed that she had her arms around him.
"So, what made you come in?" He asked gently. She blushed but he couldn't see it.
"Well, to cut a long story short, I got the room next door, heard a noise coming from here, came in to see what the problem was, saw you whimpering and turning over in your sleep, sat on the bed, you turned over and managed to land in my lap, and kinda moved yourself, when you were asleep, until you went to sleep on my chest. Then you woke up." He blushed this time. He was going to have a word with Zelda about letting people use the room next to his. She did seem genuinely concerned about him, though. From that night on, he let her in his room whenever she wanted to come in.
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Me: Aw, sweet!*sniff* R&R!!!!!!!!!!