The Dumb And The Senseless
Chapter Two- Cigarettes and Blue Afros
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, at all. I'm sad.
*Me and Moo Moo are still fighting while Vash and Bob are asleep on the couch, Steve is still knocked out and Knives is on the floor curled into a ball sucking his thumb while sleeping*
Me: DOUGHNUTS!!!
Moo Moo: Moo moo.
Me: I'm glad you finally agree.
*Me walks over to Vash and shakes him*
Me: *quietly* Vash-u wake up.
Vash: *in his sleep* Here Me have some doughnuts, they're gggooooodddd.
Me: VASH GET THE F^@K UP!!!!!!!!
Vash: *jumps up quickly* Huh? What?
Me: *grabs his arm and drags him towards her car* Come on we're going home.
Knives: *jumps up also* Wait for me. *runs after them and gets in the back seat*
*Vash gets in the passenger seat while Me yells to Bob*
Me: Bob you coming!?
Bob: *slowly awakens* Yeah sure why not?
*Bob gets in next to Knives who moves far away from him muttering something about 'stupid spiders'*
Bob: *after Me gets in and starts the car* What about Steve?
*Knives gets a frightened look on his face*
Me: Oh don't worry about him. *begins to drive home*
Knives: *sighs and then whispers to himself* That was close.
*somehow they get to Me's house extremely quickly*
Knives: Hey how did we get here so fast?
Vash: Magic, works for everything.
*Knives just shrugs as they get out of the car and go into the house*
Voice: MASTER!!!!!
*Knives is tackled by a blue-haired man.
Knives: *muffled* Hewo Legato.
Me: Please get up off my floor.
*Legato and Knives get up and everyone walks to the living room and sits down*
Vash: Hey Me got any doughnuts?
Me: Ya!!!! *both get up and run into the kitchen*
Knives: *crosses arms over chest* Humph.
Legato: *stares admiringly at Knives* Oh master you are ssssooooo great.
Steve: *opens mouth to say something but changes his mind and begins to twiddle his thumbs* Dum-de-dum-dum.
*toilet flushes*
Wolfwood: *walks into the living room and stops seeing the new arrivals* What are you doing here?
Vash: *walks in the room eating doughnuts* Hey WolfWood wudda you doing here?
Wolfwood: Just chillin *sits on the couch next to Steve and lights up a cigarette*
Me: *comes storming into the room with glowing red eyes* WHO IS SMOKING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!
Vash: *backs up* Whoa she has red eyes.
Steve: NOT THE RED EYES ME!!! TAKE COVER!!! *jumps behind the couch*
*Knives, Vash and Legato run into the kitchen while Wolfwood continues to stare at Me with a scared look on his face*
Me: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *lasers come out of her eyes and hit Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: *Burnt extra crispy* *coughs out black smoke* Hack hack cough cough.
Me: *has calmed down* Aaahhhh. I feel ssssooooo much better.
Vash: *comes back in the room* I'm glad your feeling better Me-San.
Me: Aaawww Vash-u. *hugs him tightly*
Steve: *peeks around couch and sees it's ok to come out* Man, I thought I was a goner. *looks at Wolfwood* She got you good.
Wolfwood: Ya tell me a bout it. *coughs up more black smoke*
Knives&Legato: We're going out.
Me&Vash: Oooh ooh we wanna come too!!
Bob: I'm gonna go home. *looks at Me with a smile* Have fun Me.
Me: *smiles evilly* I will don't worry.
*Bob leaves and everyone looks at her*
Me: What?
*Everyone, including crispy Wolfwood leaves and goes to town*
Vash: *Me is riding on his back* Ssssooooo what are we gonna do?
Knives: *shrugs* Don't know.
Legato: Well I need a haircut.
Me: I'm hungry. *stomach growls extremely loudly*
Vash: Me too.
Knives: You guys just ate like five minutes ago.
*both stomach growls*
Knives: Okay okay, so while Legato gets his hair done we'll go get pizza.
Vash&Me: YAY!!!!
*Legato leaves them and goes to a barbershop*
*Knives, Wolfwood, Vash, and Me go to a pizza parlor and Knives and Wolfwood sit on one side of the booth while Vash and Me sit on the other side*
Vash: So what are we gonna get?
Wolfwood: I say we get pepperoni.
Knives: NO WE ARE NOT YOU SPIDER!!!
Me: SPIDER WHERE?????? *jumps up and runs around the restaurant looking for a spider*
*Vash watches as Knives and Wolfwood continued to fight over what to get*
Me: SPIDER!!!! *is yelling at a spot on the wall* * runs over to Vash* GIVE ME YOUR GUN, I MUST KILL THE SPIDER!!!
Vash: Huh? *is to absorbed in the fight and hands Me his gun*
Me: MMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *shoots the spot on the wall five times* DIE YOU BASTARD OF A SPIDER!!!!!
Vash, Knives&Wolfwood: *notice that Me has a gun* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*they hide under the table as Me shoots the last bullet and then get up*
Wolfwood: Who the hell gave her a gun?
Me: *laughing hysterically as she is restrained by Vash and then is put in a strait jacket*
Vash: *coughs nervously* Um…me.
Wolfwood&Knives: WHAT!!!!
Wolfwood: ARE YOU INSANE?????? *whacks Vash over the head* YOU DUMBASS!!!
Me: *stops laughing and turns towards Wolfwood with glowing red eyes again* NEVER HIT MY VASH-U!!!!! *shoots lasers at Wolfwood*
Wolfwood: *coughs up black smoke* Sorry.
Me: *begins to laugh hysterically again*
Knives&Vash: *decided on cheeses pizza and are eating it calmly*
Wolfwood: *falls to the floor*
Me: *pauses laughing* Vash-u. *gives him big puppy eyes as her stomach growls*
*Vash feeds her with one hand while eating with the other*
Legato: *walks in, his hair is in an afro*
Knives: ........... What the f^@k happened to you!?
Legato: *dazed* I'm not quite sure, Master....
Me: That is wrong on so many levels.
Vash: *nods while takes another bite of pizza* Yes it is.
Me: Oh well not my problem. *begins to laugh hysterically again.
*Legato sees Wolfwood and begins to poke him with a stick that he got from out of nowhere and Vash and Knives continues to eat*
Legato: *poke, poke* Hey are you alive.
Wolfwood: Help me.
Kuroneko: Nyao.
Me: AAAAHHHHHHH KURONEKO!!!!!!!!
Kuroneko: Nyoa?
Will Knives and Vash ever stop eating? Will Me ever get out of the strait jacket? Will Wolfwood ever not get attacked by Me's laser eyes? Will Kuroneko stop saying Nyoa???? Find out in the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!