The Dumb And The Senseless
Chapter Three~ Something Big and Chocolate Fever
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, I do not want to talk about it anymore, I'm too depressed. Oh and I don't own Meow Mix or Hershey.
*Vash and Knives had finished eating and now Legato, Wolfwood, Knives, and Vash with Me over his shoulder (she's still in the strait jacket) are walking back to Me's house, while Kuroneko stayed behind*
Me: *is still screaming* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Vash: Me will you please stop screaming?
Me: No *continues to scream* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Knives: Stupid spider needs to shut up.
Legato: I agree Master.
Wolfwood: *thinking* Don't say anything or she'll fry you again.
Legato: *thinking inside Wolfwood's head* Yeah, don't say anything or she'll fry all of us.
*They finally get to the house*
Knives: *goes into the kitchen*
Legato: Wait Master. *follows Knives*
Vash: *puts Me on the couch* There. *takes off her strait jacket*
Me: FREE! FREE! MMMMWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs out of the house.*
Wolfwood: Your not going to let her go are you?
Vash: *shrugs* Not my problem anymore. *sits on floor and turns on the tv*
Wolfwood: Okay whatever. *sits on couch*
* a few minutes later Knives and Legato came out of the kitchen and sat on the couch next to Wolfwood. Knives made Legato sit next to Wolfwood muttering something about spiders*
Me: *comes running in the house* Guys *tries to catch breath* something weird has happened.
Wolfwood: They stopped making cigarettes?!
Me: No.
Knives: All the dirty spiders are dying?!
Me: No.
Vash: THEY CLOSED DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS?????!!!!!!!
Me: THEY CLOSED DUNKIN DOUCHNUTS?????!!!!!!!
Vash: Did they?!
Me: Oh no, but something weird did happened. Come on it's outside.
*Everyone but Vash goes outside*
Vash: Wow and for a minute there I thought they closed Dunkin Doughnuts.
Knives: *comes back in house* Vash let's go. *grabs him by the collar and drags him outside*
Vash: HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT!!
Knives: There are more important things to do.
*outside*
Me: *points to a giant blue squirrel* isn't he cool?
Everyone but Vash and Me: No.
Vash: HE'S AMAZING COOL!!!! CAN I RIDE HIM KNIVES, HUH CAN I?????!!!!!!
Knives: No you cannot. *mutters to himself* But you can let the spiders have a go, they might have a little "accident".
Vash: Please Knives. *gives puppy eyes and pouty face*
Me: Aaawww Knives how could you say no to such a sweet face?
Knives: Fine, but I'm going out. *walks down the street*
Legato: Me too. Wait for me Master don't leave me here. *runs after Knives*
Wolfwood: Have fun. *goes back in the house*
Me: Ready Vash?
Vash: Yeah. *nods*
Me&Vash: 1...2..3...GO! *jump on the squirrel's back*
Me: HIGH HO BLUE SQUIRREL!!!
Squirrel: Kurplunk. *falls over on it's side*
Me&Vash: *get off of the squirrel* WHAT!!!!
Me: Wait I got an idea. *pulls out bag of cat food and starts to shake it* I WANT CHICKEN, I WANT LIVER, MEOW MIX, MEOW MIX, PLEASE DELIVER!!!!!
Vash: *sweatdrops* I don't think it's working.
Me: Okay, new plan. *throws bag of cat food over shoulder and a distant sound of a cat screeching is heard*
Vash: Hmmmmmm…ah ha! *pulls out a stick and pokes the squirrel*
Squirrel: *pops and deflates*
Me: *gasps*
Vash: *stares at the deflated squirrel with wide eyes and open mouth* Oh my…
Me&Vash: *begin to laugh hysterically*
Me: That was ssssooooo funny.
Vash: Yeah it was hilarious.
*they eventually stop laughing and go inside*
Vash: I'm bored.
Wolfwood: Me too.
Me: *pouts* I want chocolate.
Wolfwood: Then go to the store and buy some.
Me: No, you don't understand, I want all the chocolate.
Vash: *looks at me Me with a scared look in his eyes* Me are you okay.
Me: *gets evil glint in her eyes* I have it all planned out. Tomorrow at 11:45 is the time that the security system goes on stand-by for about 5 minutes. We break in and find the guy who owns the place. We threaten him with this pillow. *pulls out an evil looking pillow* And force him to give us the whole Hershey business."
Wolfood&Vash: Do we have a choice to go or not?
Me: Nope.
Wolfood&Vash: Thought not.
*the next day at 11:45*
Me, Wolfood&Vash: *jump through a window into a factory*
Me: Let's go.
Hershey Henchman Bodyguards: *come running to try and stop Me's plan* Stop you three!
Me: *knocks them all out with the evil pillow and locks them in a closet* Let's go find the owner.
* They find the owner trying to escape and Vash and Wolfwood grab him*
Me: *threatens him with the pillow and forces him to sign the papers* Alright boys get rid of him.
Wolfood&Vash: *throw the man out of the window* Mission accomplished.
Me: *runs around the whole factory* ALL THE CHOCOLATE IS MINE!!!!! *starts stuffing face with chocolate*
*One week later*
Me: *has an extreme sugar high* WWWHHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!
Vash: *sighs* Hey Me time to wear your pretty white coat again.
Me: OOOOOKKKKKAAAAYYYYY!!!! *gets put in strait jacket*
Wolfwood: I think we should get out of here.
Vash: Yeah your right. *grabs Me and puts her over his shoulder*
Me: *laughs hysterically*
Wolfwood: *tries to open door but can't* Uh oh, we're locked in.
Vash: WHAT!!!!
Wolfwood: Don't worry I can get us out. *starts fumbling with the doorknob*
Vash: *sets Me on the ground* How long will it take?
Wolfwood: Uh…about three days.
Vash: *looks at Me who laughs hysterically and sighs* This is going to be a long three days.
Will Me ever stop laughing? Will Wolfwood figure out how to unlock the door before Vash goes insane? Will they ever get out of the Hershey factory? I'm not going to tell you, but you can find out in the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!