The Dumb And The Senseless
Chapter Four~ Stuck In Bed
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, I do not want to talk about it anymore, I'm too depressed.
*Wolfwood is still trying to get the door to the Hershey factory open and Vash and Me are sitting on the floor*
Wolfwood: *fumbling with the doorknob*
Vash: *banging his head against the wall* Need *bang* to *bang* get *bang* out *bang* of *bang* here *bang*
Me: *rolling around on the floor in her strait jacket* CHEESE!! CHEESE!! CHEESE!!!
Vash: *walks over to Me* Me please stop screaming cheese.
Me: *stops rolling and looks at Vash* Then let me out of my pretty jacket.
Vash: Fine. *lets Me out of her strait jacket*
Me: YES!! MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Vash: *At least she's not yelling. *goes and sits against a wall*
Me: *comes back* Vash-U, what's wrong? *sits in his lap*
Vash: *cuddles with Me* Well…I really want some doughnuts. *pouts*
Me: Aaawww…well to tell you the truth I have a little surprise for you. *pulls out a box of doughnuts from out of nowhere* here.
Vash: *gasp* really? *practically inhales the doughnuts* THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU ME!!!!!!!! *kisses Me* ( ^_^ )
Me: I love you too Vash-U. *they cuddle*
Wolfwood: Hey guys I think we'll be out real soon. *hooks up explosives to door*
Vash&Me: Really? YAY!!
Wolfwood: HIT THE DECK!!!!!!!
*Wolfwood and Vash jump behind a desk*
Me: *takes a stick and hit's a deck of cards*
Wolfwood: That's not what I meant.
Me: Oh. *explosives blow up and Me is thrown across the room* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Vash: ME!!!!! *runs over to her*
Me: *sits up* Holy sh*t…I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Vash: How about no. *puts Me on his back* let's go.
Wolfwood: Yeah let's get out of here.
*They walk out of the hole where the door used to be*
Wolfwood: Hey I just thought of something.
Vash&Me: What is it?
Wolfwood: Well why didn't we just go out through the window we came in?
Vash: Oh yeah, I forgot all about the windows.
Me: I didn't.
Wolfood&Vash: WHAT!!!!!!
Me: Well yeah, I mean that's how I got those doughnuts. * ^_^ *
Wolfwood: AND YOU DIDN'T FU*KING TELL US!!!!!!!
Me: *stops smiling and gets red glowing eyes* NEVER USE YOUR POTTY LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF MY VASH-U!!!!!!!! *blasts Wolfwood with laser eyes*
Wolfwood: *burnt crispy* Sorry. *coughs up black smoke*
Me: *smiles again* S'okay.
Vash: Uh yeah…let's go home.
*Vash with Me on his back walk ahead of Wolfwood as they make they're way back to the house*
Vash: I wonder what time it is. It's sure getting dark out.
Wolfwood: I don't care. *coughs up more black smoke*
*They get to the house and go inside*
Vash: *walks over to the couch* Time to get off my back Me.
Me: ......
Vash: Me? *looks sideways at her and sees that she's asleep* No wonder she's been so quiet.
*He takes Me into her room while Wolfwood sits on the couch*
Vash: *sets Me on her bed* Goodnight Me.
Me: mmmm… *reaches up and grabs Vash, forcing him to lay beside her*
Vash: *being held down to the bed* Help! Wolfwood help me!!!!
Wolfwood: *walks in the room* No thanks, I don't need to be fried by Me's laser eyes anymore. *laughs and then leaves*
Vash: Help…
Will Vash ever be able to get up? Will anyone come to help him? Will Me wake up or let Vash go? I know but I'm not going to tell you. Find out in the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!!!!!