The Dumb And The Senseless
Chapter Five ~ We Didn't Do Anything!
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, I do not want to talk about it anymore, I'm too depressed.
*Vash eventually fell asleep from struggling to much and him and Me are sleeping soundly in Me's bed*
Vash: *mumbling in his sleep* Mmmmmm doughnuts are ssssssoooooooo good.
*Downstairs Knives, Legato, and Wolfwood walked into the house*
Knives: *looking for Vash* Vash! Where are you!?
*Everyone but Knives sits in the living room*
Knives: *Walks up stairs* *mumbling* If I don't find you soon Vash I'm gonna… *makes crushing motion*
*Meanwhile Me had rolled on top of Vash and they are both under the blankets*
Knives: Vash are you in here? *walks in the bedroom and spots Me and Vash* VASH!!!!! WHAT THE F^&K ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
*Vash wakes up and pushes Me off of him*
Vash: *rubs eyes* Huh? Why are you yelling?
Knives: *face is red and smoke is coming out of his ears* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED WITH THAT SPIDER!!!!!!!
Vash: What do you mean?
Knives: I WALKED IN AND YOU AND THAT…THAT SPIDER WERE DOING …DOING I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!
Vash: WHAT!!!! You think…you think…that we were…we were…NO!!!!! WE WEREN"T DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!!!
Knives: *still red in the face* Don't lie Vash, I saw you. *walks out of the room*
Vash: *follows him* Come on Knives you don't actually think we were doing anything, do you?
Knives: I don't think you were.
Vash: Finally you agree.
Knives: NO!! I KNOW YOU DID!!!!
Vash: Come on…nothing happened.
*they walk downstairs and everyone stares at them*
Legato: Why are you two fighting?
Knives: Well I went up stairs and saw something I really wish I hadn't seen.
Vash: *blushes* We didn't do anything Knives, I already told you that.
*Me walks downstairs all dressed and ready for a new day*
Me: Who are you people and what are you doing in my house?
Vash: It's us Me, we've been hanging out with you for a few days now, don't you remember?
Me: *looks around puzzled and then looks at Vash* VASH-U!!! *jumps in his arms*
Vash: I knew you'd remember us.
Me: ^_^
Knives: See how they act towards each other?
Wolfwood: *nods* Yeah, they sure do act real close like.
Vash: What are you talking about Wolfwood, you're the one who wouldn't help me get up when
Me pulled me into the bed!
Wolfwood: Oh yeah.
Me: Do they think we did something Vash?
Vash: Yeah. *pouts*
Knives: I saw you two in bed together!
Me: We didn't do anything.
Knives: Yeah yeah whatever.
Legato: Master does not lie.
Me: *eyes glow red* WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! *blasts Knives, Legato, and Wolfwood* So there, want to keep talking?
Knives,Legato&Wolfwood: *cough up black smoke* No.
Me: That's what I thought. *smiles*
Vash: *sweat drops* Um…how about we do something safe.
Wolfwood: Yeah something safe would be good.
Me: MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Vash: *looks around* anyone want to disagree with her?
Knives, Legato&Wolfwood: *wave hands in front of them* No, no.
Vash: Okay movie it is!!
*Everyone sits on the couch while Me makes popcorn and puts a movie on, then she joins them*
Wolfwood: What movie is it?
Me: *shoves popcorn in mouth* It's Home Alone!!!
*Everyone sweat drops while Me giggles and jumps up and down in her seat*
Me: YAY!!! MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*One hour later*
Me: That was a good movie.
*Everyone is asleep*
Me: Guys? *looks at them asleep* He he he. *Gets evil glint in her eyes* You shouldn't of fallen asleep. *sneaks over to Vash and Knives, she silently takes both of they're guns and a handful of bullets* Now I have some guns to play with. *she leaves*
*outside*
Me: *raises both guns in the air* BE AFRAID!!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!!!! MMMMMWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots both guns once in the air and people all around her run away in a crazed panic*
*people are jumping through windows, getting hit by cars, and drowning themselves*
Me: Wow, I didn't know I could cause such madness. *grins maliciously* I like it. *continues to run around the town terrorizing people* MMMMMWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile back in the house everyone wakes up when they hear gunshots outside*
Vash&Knives: *reach for they're guns but find them not there* F%^K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legato: What, what happened Master?????
Vash&Knives: ME HAS OUR GUNS THAT'S WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolfwood: We're dead. *begins to cry* I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!
Vash: *slaps Wolfwood* Get yourself together man. Listen she has to run out of bullets sometime, so we'll go after her then, ok?
Knives: *nods* Yes that's the plan.
*Five hours later*
Knives: Hey I don't hear anymore gunshots, let's go. *goes outside*
*Everyone else follows him*
*outside*
Vash: *looks around* Holy sh*t!!!!
*Buildings are destroyed, bodies are laying everywhere, and Me is sleeping in the street with the two guns*
Knives: *tiptoes towards Me* Everyone be quiet or you'll wake her.
Vash: *grabs Me and puts her in her strait jacket while Knives grabs the guns* Me you sure have caused a lot of damage.
Me: *grins* I know, isn't it CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL??????!!!!!!!!!
Vash: No.
Me: Hey Legato, can I dye your hair green, it's much better than blue. *tries to reach him*
Legato: *covers his hair with his hands* No, I like blue.
Me: Blue looks ugly on you.
Legato: *sniffles* YOUR SO MEAN!!!! *runs away crying*
Vash: Me why were you so mean to him??? *begins to carry Me inside followed by Knives and Wolfwood*
Me: It's fun!!!!!
Vash, Knives, & Wolfwood: *sweat drop*
*inside*
Knives: *mutters to himself* Dirty spiders.
Wolfwood: What was that Knives?
Knives: Nothing, I'm going to take a shower. *walks upstairs*
Vash: *shrugs* Whatever. *sets Me on the couch and then turns on the tv*
Wolfwood: *sits on the couch*
*five minutes later*
Knives: *singing in the shower* OHHHH…I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!! THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE!! CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Vash, Wolfwood, & Me: *sweat drops*
Vash: *looks confused* Was that Knives???
Knives: *begins to sing again* I'M STUCK ON THE BAND-AID BRAND!!!!! CAUSE THE BAND-AID'S STUCK ON ME!!!!!!
Me: *nods* Yup, definitely Knives.
Wolfwood: *covers his ears* He's a horrible singer.
Will Knives ever stop singing? Will Me ever stop destroying things? Will Vash ever stop watching tv? I know, but I'm not going to tell you, find out in the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!