The Dumb And The Senseless
Chapter Seven~ Spending Time With The Family
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun, I do not want to talk about it anymore, I'm too depressed.
*Me and Vash are looking for someplace where they can make copies of the tape while still running from Knives*
Vash: *pant, pant* Man, we have to find someplace where we can copy this tape.
Me: Yea. *stops in front of a store window*
Vash: *stops too* Hey what is it Me?
Me: *smiles and points at the store* It's a Video copier store.
*sign in window says "Fast video copying for when you videoed someone doing something and they're chasing you" *
Vash: *gives a low whistle* Wow, just what we need right now.
*they go inside and get fifty copies made…Meanwhile Knives stops outside the same store*
Knives: *looks at the store* Hmmmmmm…I wonder if they went in here.
*sign now says "Not the place where people would come if they videoed someone doing something and then are being chased by that person"*
Knives: I guess not. *walks away*
*An hour later Me and Vash slowly peek out of the store and seeing no one there leave*
*Back at Me's house, in the basement*
Me: *putting letters into manila envelopes* This is the best idea ever.
Vash: *putting tapes in the manila envelopes with the letters* Yeah it is.
Me&Vash: MMMMMMMMWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile at the evil lair of the Gung-Ho Guns*
Legato Bluesummers: *hums as he goes and gets the mail* Hey what's this? *holds a thick manila envelope, then shrugs and goes back inside*
Legato: *goes into the living room where Monev the Gale, Dominique the Cyclops, E.G. Mine, Rai-Dei the Blade, Leonof the Puppetmaster, Grey the Ninelives, Hopperd the Gantlet, Zazie the Beast, Chapel the Evergreen, Caine the Longshot, and Midvalley the Hornfreak are sitting* Hey guys we got something in the mail today.
Midvalley: What is it?
Zazie: I hope it's not one more of Dominique's girlie magazines.
*Everyone but Dominique laugh*
Dominique: *whacks Zazie over the head* Next one who laughs is dead.
*They all shut up*
Legato: Anyway, I was just about to open it now. *opens it and reads the letter* It seems that it 's a tape of our dear old master Knives. *thinking* Oh mighty Lord Knives how I worship thee. ^_^
Everyone: MOVIE, MOVIE, MOVIE!!!!!!!
Legato: Okay, okay. Just shut up already.
*He puts on the tape and then sits down*
*They all watch as an image of Knives sitting on a couch watching tv appears, then they notice what he's watching and everyone but Legato starts laughing*
Midvalley: Oprah! How gay is that?!
Monev: You can't talk about anyone being gay, you're the one who wears pink.
Midvalley: It takes a real man to wear pink.
*Kenshin pops his head into the doorway*
Kenshin: Yeah only real men have the guts to wear it. *gives Midvalley a high five then does the victory sigh before leaving*
(I don't own Rurouni Kenshin either)
Legato: *thinking* Master How could you! You always said we'd watch Oprah together! *tears run down his cheeks*
Chapel: Legato are you crying?
Legato: *wipes tears away* No I just got something in my eye.
Chapel: Oh okay. *goes back to talking to the other Gung-Ho Guns*
Legato: *sneaks out of the room* MASTER HOW COULD YOU!!!!! *runs bawling down the hallway to his room*
*Inside his room he puts on his Cookie Monster pajamas and then pulls out a box of chocolate chip cookies. He turns on the tv and changes it to the channel with Oprah on it*
(I don't own the Cookie Monster, chocolate chip cookies and as a reminder I still don't own Oprah)
*Rai-Dei goes down to Legato's room, since he noticed his disappearance*
Rai-Dei: *opens door to see Legato eating cookies in pajamas watching Oprah and quickly shuts the door* I did not just see that. *walks away shaking his head furiously trying to rid himself of the horrid images*
*Meanwhile back at Me's house*
Knives: I AM SO GONNA KILL THEM!!! *walks down in the basement and sees Vash and Me laughing* Aha I found you!!!
Me&Vash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knives: *Launches himself at Vash first* Gotcha! *starts beating Vash over the head with the tennis ball from earlier* Pokeball this!!! *hits him repeatedly*
*Me sees her beloved Vash-U getting beat and gets very angry, soon her eyes glow red and her body begins to glow as well*
Me: *Lets out a horrendous roar and attacks Knives, biting his head* Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Knives: *now has Me attached to his head, runs around screaming trying to dislodge her* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!! PLAESE HELP ME!!!!!!!
Vash: *watches with interest* Hey you deserved it, no one hits me and gets away with it.
*Me then started to scratch Knives as well and Knives fell to the floor screaming like a little baby*
Knives: SHE'S RABID I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
Me: *starts foaming at the mouth*
Vash: *begins to get worried about his brother's health* Okay Me I think he's sorry now.
Me: *stops and looks at Vash* Okay, just one more thing. *suddenly Knives bursts into flame as Me jumps off of him*
Knives: *runs around screaming*
Vash: STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Knives: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *stops, drops, and rolls until the flames go out* cough *black smoke comes out of his mouth*
Me: MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glares daggers at Knives* Don't F^*K with Me.
Knives: *whimpers*
Vash: Are you okay now Me?
Me: ME MUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes off*
Vash: Uh-oh, we've got a problem on our hands m=now. *runs after Me* WAIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Me ever stop attacking Knives? Will Vash ever catch up to Me? Will Me succeed in taking over the world? I know, but I'm not going to tell you, find out in the next chapter of......
THE DUMB AND THE SENSELESS!!!!!