Anku: AIGHT! I got a few people to review! I FEEL THE LOVE! DO YOU FEEL THE
LOVE? Ok, well it's all good. HELL YEAH!
Anku: Anyway, just to inform you, a friend of mine is typing for 'Yuie' (in this fic) and 'Kenji' (in my InuYasha fic)
Yuie: Yup. Sure am.
Anku: *whispers - she's looking over my shoulder right now.*
Yuie: You bet your ass I am.
Anku:..onto the fic.
Disclaimer: Ok after this chapter, I'm not gunna write this disclaimer thing no more. EVERYONE knows that sure as heaven above and hell below, I do NOT own Naruto. The great man Masashi Kishmoto does and don't give me lip about it! I DON'T OWN THE FUCKING ANMIE/MANGA! Although I wish I did.
Yuie: She's going insane. Just look at her. And what comes out of cursing? Nothing! I'll tell you something, cussing gets ya nowhere! Hear me?! NOWHERE! Just shows you're unintelligent, because you're resorting to saying these weird unneeded words.
Anku: Goody-two-shoe.
Yuie: You only wear one?
Warnings: Language, um . diiiiirty fantasies (who could be having these thoughts?), fantasies come true.?, some people reading 'the book' which YOU get to read too!!! YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! GASASUNARU TRIANGLE!
Yuie: Notice she copied it from the last chapter.
Anku: DAMN IT! You gave it away!
Yuie: Their smarter then you. Your stupid tricks don't work.
Anku: It hurts..*sob *
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Chapter 2: Sasuke's Fantasies...
A shadowed figure stood completely still on the rooftop. A white scarf flew behind him as he calmly turned around to meet yet another, taller, shadowed figure.
"You came. Took your time, did you?"
The newer shadow moved its shoulders in a small shrug.
"You're not top priority. I have other clients."
"I'm not, eh? Well, wasn't that a slap in the face. Speaking of such..."
The shorter shadow stepped forward reaching out an arm with inhuman speed.
SLAP!
"I -am- top priority! Don't talk to me with disrespect!"
"H-hai!"
The smaller one turned around to look at the moon.
"It will disappear soon..."
"N-nani? What will?"
"The moon, baka! Soon the new moon will appear. That is when you, iya, -we- must act."
"Excuse me, ano."
"You may call me 'master' for the time being."
"Hai! But, you haven't exactly told me what I'm supposed to do... so."
"Stupid. What your good at!"
"You want me to kill! Can't you do that by yourself?!"
"KUSO! NO! Kidnap, you moron, kidnap!"
The taller shadow seemed to be embarrassed.
"That is you specialty, no?"
"Yeeeeess, deamo."
"I need you to kidnap someone tomorrow, when the moon is completely gone!"
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*Next day, about 4 a.m.... *
Naruto sighed and stared at the ceiling.
/Kuso. Why can't I sleep! Nanda! \
Feeling rather pissed off, he glumly got out of bed, taking off his walrus hat in the process.
"*YAWN!* I feel like crap. Gotta take a shower to wake up."
Making his way to the bathroom, he clumsily stripped down and climbed into the shower.
Turning on the water, he began to soap himself down. (A/N: *hears Naruto fans screaming, 'YEAH! STRIP, NARUTO!!!!')
Still yawning, he reached for the shampoo when he heard his doorbell ring. (A/N: Does he have a doorbell?)
Muttering angrily, he quickly turned off the shower. Stepping out, he grabbed a towel and rapped it around his hips.
The doorbell rang again.
It must have rung at least twenty times before Naruto got to the door.
Opening it, Naruto was surprised to see a dark blue-haired male in front of him.
"Nani? What the hell do you want?"
Naruto flipped wet hair out of his face. Streams of water trailed down his bare back and chest.
Sasuke froze. His eyes slowly widen as they flickered up and down, surveying the blond.
Holy shit, Sasuke thought. He looks good wet! What the hell?!??!?!
Sasuke must have stared a little too long, because Naruto started to turn red with embarrassment.
"Can I help you? Or did you just come over to bother me. And how did you know I was up this early? Or did you want to pull me from bed early so you could laugh-"
Naruto was abruptly cut off as he lost hold on his towel. It fell...
With reflexes he didn't know he had, Naruto grabbed the towel before it showed anything.
Sasuke immediately turned a dark crimson and inwardly cursed because he missed seeing Naruto completely naked.
/Am I... GAY?! \
Naruto was even more embarrassed when Sasuke didn't make fun of him about being clumsy or something.
/WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! \
The young blond was getting irritated.
"If you're not going to say or do something, then go away!"
/Do something? \ Obscene images flashed through Sasuke's mind. (Ohhhhohohoho. Sasuke, you dirty boy, you!)
**Obscene image 1 **
Sasuke stepped forward and grabbed Naruto's shoulders, and crushed his lips against the smaller ninja's. Pushing him backwards, they quickly backed into Naruto's house. Sasuke closed the door with his foot, still crushing Naruto's lips with his own. Still walking forward, Sasuke ripped the towel away, and slowly made his way down Naruto's chest, still pushing him towards the couch...
**Obscene image 2**
Sasuke pulled Naruto out of the doorway, picked him up, and wrapped the shorter boy's legs around his waist. Turning around, he set him on the rail and began licking and biting his neck and face.. "Sasuke," Naruto moaned. Sasuke pulled the towel to the side and gently ran his hand up the kawii boy's thigh, running it between his legs, squeezing him there, hard. Naruto gasped in ecstasy. "Sasuke! Ah! Mm! Enn! Ah!"
**End of Obscene images**
Sasuke snapped back to the present when Naruto slammed the door in his face.
Finally getting his mouth to work, he quickly said,
"Naruto, hurry up and get dressed. Kakashi-sensei says we're aloud to choose the next mission, but we have to do it before 6 a.m. or he'll choose it at random!"
He smirked as he heard feet come running back to the door.
"HONTO?" Naruto grabbed the doorknob and jerked it opened.
Still clad in only a towel, Naruto stared happily at Sasuke. His grasp on it was faltering..
Sasuke nodded in affirmation.
"Hai, but our choices are only on this list."
He showed him a scroll with a seal on it that said, 'D Rank Missions.'
Naruto gleefully took the scroll, his hand letting go of the towel.
But, to Sasuke's disappointment, Naruto had tucked the towel in over itself, firmly.
"Well are you coming in," Naruto said, his glee showing painfully.
"Yes, yes. I'm coming, I'm coming."
Naruto closed the door after the raven haired boy walked in.
Sasuke was hit harshly by the strong scent of ramen. The smell usually made him incredibly queasy, but right now it didn't seem to affect him all that much.
/I must be getting used to it..Although I don't come here that often..\
Naruto waved a hand at a three-seated couch in what Sasuke supposed was the living room.
"Ne, Naruto, has it ever occurred to you to sometimes clean? Your place looks like shit."
Naruto turned around and scowled at his rival.
"It's designed for -my- comfort. Not many people come to my house, let alone come in."
"Yes, well, in the case that someone happens to drop by, you should have it cleaned."
"Like have it cleaned for the rare appearance of his highness? I think I'll save my time and effort."
Uchiha sigh. "Well, shall we pick out a mission?"
"YEAH!" Naruto suddenly brightened.
Sasuke moved to sit on the couch, stepping over what looked to be old half- eaten ramen cups and dirty clothes. He almost tripped over scattered scrolls and a strange looking life-size doll that had a freaky resemblance to their Sensei..
"Do you just throw you clothes off when you come home, or do you scatter them like this just for fun?"
"Look, did you come over to yammer about how I live or did you come over here so we could pick out a mission?"
"Touché."
Naruto sighed and tossed the other shinobi the scroll.
"Well, lemme finish my shower first. I still have soap on me."
Like where, Sasuke thought, his mind again coming up with perverted idea's..
Sasuke watched as Naruto walked down the very short hall and quickly turn, taking in every single move made by the boy.
/He walks like a god! \
Sasuke continued to fantasize about Naruto, much to him displeasure. (A/N: Let's fantasize with him, shall we?)
**He couldn't stand it anymore. Standing up, Sasuke walked down the hall and quietly opened the door the short blond had entered. The screen blocked out any real detail, but Sasuke could see his shadow quite clearly. Lust filled every part of his body, and he hurriedly ripped his clothes off (A/N: o.0). Pulling the screen back, he stepped into the shower, much to Naruto's embarrassment and discomfort. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" The smaller boy backed up, but that just turned Sasuke on even more. "I...Want you." He lustfully grabbed the blonde's waist and ground their hips together. Sasuke's lips parted and he sucked harshly on Naruto's mouth. Naruto groaned. "Sasuke," he mumbled into the taller boy's mouth.**
In a weird way, Sasuke thought for a moment that he might actually do that.
/IYA! I WILL THINK NOTHING OF THE SORT! \
Sasuke chided himself, annoyed that those thoughts would ever enter his mind.
His black eyes narrowed when he heard the door open.
"Ano, Sasuke? Could you go into my room and get my pants? I must've left them in there..."
Surprised and slightly shocked at being asked to go into Naruto's room, he stuttered,
"W-well I guess I c-can. S-sure..."
"K, well, can you hurry it up a bit? 'Cause it's almost five, and I don't want Kakashi-sensei to choose our mission at random."
/I knew he'd say something like that. \
Sasuke quickly walked past the bathroom door and into what was supposed to be Naruto's sleeping area. He sucked in his breath.
This room was the worst.
Finding his pants in here would be a hard task.
Sighing with aggravation and annoyance, Sasuke began his futile search for 'Naruto's Pant's'.
He grinned sarcastically at the name he had giving his mission.
The search for 'Naruto's Pant's' has begun, he chimed in his head, and it's nowhere near being found.
He eventually did find them but they were drenched in Ramen broth.
"Oi, Naruto! You sure you wanna where -these- ?"
He slid them in through the bathroom door, and held it out while Naruto observed.
He heard a loud sigh.
"Well, I don't think I have anything else..."
"WHAT? THIS is the only sort of clothing you have?"
"Well I have one other thing..."
"Good. Where is it?"
**About twenty minutes later**
Naruto looked down glumly at his appearance.
His clothes.. Were exactly like Sasuke's. (A/N: Mwhahahaaaa! Just imagine! Naruto in Sasuke's clothes!)
"Might I ask where you found these, Ass?"
"I couldn't stand your other clothes, so I just went back to my house and got you some of my clothes, Dobe."
"Son of a.."
Naruto felt heat rise to his face, and his fists clench.
"WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU?! Of all people, you had to pick yourself!"
"Well what did you expect me to do? Go over to Shikamaru's house and borrow some fishnets?"
"That would have been better," Naruto pouted, completely missing the point.
"Well at least be glad you have clean clothes."
Finally, Naruto gave up. They walked back to the 'living' room and Naruto picked up the scroll.
"Lessee.. Number 1.Do laundry..? HELL NO! No. 2 Baby-sit Unia's children...What the-.."
The list continued on, ranging from yard work to housework to finding a lost item. Neither Sasuke nor Naruto were impressed.
"KUSO! These all suck! Aren't there any good ones?"
"Ano sa, maybe there's some better ones near the end?"
The blond opened the scroll fully and scanned the end of the list.
"Number 265..Find pet rabbit..?"
"Forget I mentioned it."
Naruto glared at him. "I'll do that."
Eventually they gave up and walked to Kakashi's house.
The door was opened as soon as they knocked.
/So he's really up this early? Maybe he just makes us wait for the fun of it. \
/Hn. I always thought he slept in. \
Obviously, he was expecting someone, because he was dressed up in a tux, which looked quite odd, since he had kept his head protector and mask on, but gelled his hair in a weird style that looked similar to Sasuke's. (A/N: I know. Weirdness on a stick.)
Kakashi raises an eyebrow at Naruto's choice of clothes.
"Don't ask," he warned.
"Wasn't gunna."
"Expecting someone?" Sasuke's voice dripped with a little too much sarcasm.
"Nnnnoooo-yes." Kakashi blushed somewhat.
"Who?" Naruto's eyes glowed with excitement. Their teacher was going out with someone!
"Um... well...you see..."
"Who?" Sasuke and Naruto repeated at the same time.
Kakashi blushed even harder. "Ah, well...it's.. um.."
"WHO?"
"Anko." (A/N: Sorry KakaIru fans. He's straight in this fic. ^-^;; And for some reason or another, I really like this pairing..)
"Aha. Riiight. Why?" Naruto looked completely puzzled. Why the hell would he go out with her? And this time of day?!
"Well, lets just say we're pretty good friends."
Sasuke made a face and whispered to Naruto, 'I betcha' their more then 'just friends'.."
Naruto muffled a laugh.
Kakashi cleared his throat. "So why did you come over?"
"We can't choose a mission out of all these sucky ones. Give us something better!"
"Ah. Yes, well you see, the reason I let you chillin's pick is because I'm not going to be around to supervise you.. That is why you were supposed to pick a short and easy one. Be-caaaasssue I'm not going to be around."
"We noticed.." Sasuke glowered at him.
"Right. So, pick one that you can finish easily. Oh, and Sakura is, er, away..So it would just be you two." "..."
".."
".."
Kakashi looked over Sasuke's head, and smiled brightly.
"Anko!"
"Sorry I'm late, Kakashi-kun."
Sasuke widen his eyes. /KUN? \
Naruto, not noticing that normally no one ever called their sensei 'kun' (with the exception of Ochimaru..) , thought of something...
"Hey, wait. If you and Sakura-chan aren't gonna be here, what's the point of me and Sasuke doing anything?"
Kakashi ignored him and walked up to Anko, hugging her around the waist and nuzzling her neck.
"I couldn't wait for you to arrive," he said, almost drunkenly.
"I can see that. But lets not do anything here...Anyway, we have to leave soon, otherwise we'll miss the movie."
"Movie?" Sasuke was rapidly getting suspicious.
"Yes," she replied, eyes closed. Kakashi continued to nuzzle her neck.
"Can I come?!" Naruto jumped up and down. "P-L-E-A-S-E?"
"Iya, Naruto-kun. This is a NC-17 rated movie."
Sasuke paled. /I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Their going to THAT movie! \ (A/N: YES! THAT movie! BWAHAHAHAA! I'm so perverted...)
Naruto's excitement didn't dim. "Ya mean it's like really violent and gory and bloody? Come on, those are the best! Like Battle Royale! Now that's an awesome movie-"
Sasuke cut in. "And it's only rated R. You most likely won't want to go to this movie. I guarantee it!"
Kakashi grinned and breathed suggestively against Anko's neck. "Hai, you might not like this one... Naruto-kun.."
Naruto, dense as he is, still didn't get it. "What do you mean?"
Anko shivered and gently pried her koi off her neck. "It looks like your about to suck my blood."
Kakashi grinned visibly under his mask. "What if I was..?"
Sasuke couldn't believe how stupid Naruto was. The two Jonins in front of them were obviously making out, and Naruto didn't seem to notice. He grabbed the dumb blond and pulled him away, heading back towards Naruto's house.
"OI! Sasuke! LEMMEGO!"
"Shut up, Dobe! I want to go home, and I couldn't let you tag along with Kakashi-sensei and Anko-san."
"Why not?" Naruto crossed his arms over his chest in a fake pout, forgetting he was being dragged on his ass.
"Kami-sama, help me," me muttered under his breath, near his limit with the idiot.
They arrived at Naruto's house shortly after they left Kakashi's, mostly because Sasuke literally ran.
Dropping Naruto on the front step he headed towards his house, to tired from the run to notice a not-to-sneaky hired kidnapper.
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Anku: Bwahahahhhahaaaa!!! Am I evil or what?
Yuie: Stupid would be a better adjective.
Anku: Alright, alright. I know that wasn't really a 'cliffhanger' but I had to stop this chapter soon, or it would turn out more cheesy and ridiculous then it already is.
Yuie: Doesn't the truth hurt?
Anku: ........Shut....Up.
Anku: Anyway, I was looking around on fanfiction.net, and saw that quite a few people like GaaraxSasuke, and are constantly looking for more fics with this pairing. If you guys wouldn't mind, could you please review and tell me if you would like me to put this pairing in my fic also, or if I should just make a separate one? That would be just peachy-keen! THANKS! And my, er, friend/criticizer 'Yuie' was saying I should also write a scene with Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke all 'making out' at the same time...^-^ I have to admit, I've always wanted to see that kinda thing.. I know, I know. But admit it! You wouldn't mind seeing that kind of scene, would you..? I betcha' anything your grinning like an idiot right now, and a slight pinkish color is coming up on your cheeks as your sick perverted mind is coming up with obscene images. *laughs like hell* Yeash. Woah..I just inspired myself! MWHAHHAHAHAHAAA!
Yuie: I don't know...Either she's gone insane or we have... I think it's her.
Anku: *GLARES* *Starts staring contests*
Yuie: *Wins easily*
Anku: The truth DOES hurt.....oh, and if I spelled Ochimaru's name wrong, could someone email me and correct me? My mind is a little twisted at the moment so I can't think straight and I don't feel like searching the internet for the correct spelling. But it's really sad though..He's like one of my most favoritist anime characters and I can't spell his name right...I have a thing for evil guys..or White-haired-evil-guys. They seriously turn me on. So do demon-possessed guys. I mean really! How can you resist?!?!?!!??!?!?!
Yuie: That is not necessarily true...
Anku: ADMIT IT! YOU THINK INUYASHA'S FRICKIN' HOT!!!!
Yuie:...
Anku: AND KAKASHI TOO!!!
Yuie:..
Anku: Man, having this conversation is almost as fun as writing the fanfic..
Yuie:..dumbass.
Anku: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAH IS THERE..INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!!!
Yuie: Double Dumbass.
PLEEEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must I bribe you guys to leave a message? Come on! It'll get better! And if you want and certain pairing please email saying so..except KakaIru. He's still with Anko. XD But maybe I'll have a triangle there too.KakaIruAn..Tell me what you think!!!
Anku: Anyway, just to inform you, a friend of mine is typing for 'Yuie' (in this fic) and 'Kenji' (in my InuYasha fic)
Yuie: Yup. Sure am.
Anku: *whispers - she's looking over my shoulder right now.*
Yuie: You bet your ass I am.
Anku:..onto the fic.
Disclaimer: Ok after this chapter, I'm not gunna write this disclaimer thing no more. EVERYONE knows that sure as heaven above and hell below, I do NOT own Naruto. The great man Masashi Kishmoto does and don't give me lip about it! I DON'T OWN THE FUCKING ANMIE/MANGA! Although I wish I did.
Yuie: She's going insane. Just look at her. And what comes out of cursing? Nothing! I'll tell you something, cussing gets ya nowhere! Hear me?! NOWHERE! Just shows you're unintelligent, because you're resorting to saying these weird unneeded words.
Anku: Goody-two-shoe.
Yuie: You only wear one?
Warnings: Language, um . diiiiirty fantasies (who could be having these thoughts?), fantasies come true.?, some people reading 'the book' which YOU get to read too!!! YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! GASASUNARU TRIANGLE!
Yuie: Notice she copied it from the last chapter.
Anku: DAMN IT! You gave it away!
Yuie: Their smarter then you. Your stupid tricks don't work.
Anku: It hurts..*sob *
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Chapter 2: Sasuke's Fantasies...
A shadowed figure stood completely still on the rooftop. A white scarf flew behind him as he calmly turned around to meet yet another, taller, shadowed figure.
"You came. Took your time, did you?"
The newer shadow moved its shoulders in a small shrug.
"You're not top priority. I have other clients."
"I'm not, eh? Well, wasn't that a slap in the face. Speaking of such..."
The shorter shadow stepped forward reaching out an arm with inhuman speed.
SLAP!
"I -am- top priority! Don't talk to me with disrespect!"
"H-hai!"
The smaller one turned around to look at the moon.
"It will disappear soon..."
"N-nani? What will?"
"The moon, baka! Soon the new moon will appear. That is when you, iya, -we- must act."
"Excuse me, ano."
"You may call me 'master' for the time being."
"Hai! But, you haven't exactly told me what I'm supposed to do... so."
"Stupid. What your good at!"
"You want me to kill! Can't you do that by yourself?!"
"KUSO! NO! Kidnap, you moron, kidnap!"
The taller shadow seemed to be embarrassed.
"That is you specialty, no?"
"Yeeeeess, deamo."
"I need you to kidnap someone tomorrow, when the moon is completely gone!"
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*Next day, about 4 a.m.... *
Naruto sighed and stared at the ceiling.
/Kuso. Why can't I sleep! Nanda! \
Feeling rather pissed off, he glumly got out of bed, taking off his walrus hat in the process.
"*YAWN!* I feel like crap. Gotta take a shower to wake up."
Making his way to the bathroom, he clumsily stripped down and climbed into the shower.
Turning on the water, he began to soap himself down. (A/N: *hears Naruto fans screaming, 'YEAH! STRIP, NARUTO!!!!')
Still yawning, he reached for the shampoo when he heard his doorbell ring. (A/N: Does he have a doorbell?)
Muttering angrily, he quickly turned off the shower. Stepping out, he grabbed a towel and rapped it around his hips.
The doorbell rang again.
It must have rung at least twenty times before Naruto got to the door.
Opening it, Naruto was surprised to see a dark blue-haired male in front of him.
"Nani? What the hell do you want?"
Naruto flipped wet hair out of his face. Streams of water trailed down his bare back and chest.
Sasuke froze. His eyes slowly widen as they flickered up and down, surveying the blond.
Holy shit, Sasuke thought. He looks good wet! What the hell?!??!?!
Sasuke must have stared a little too long, because Naruto started to turn red with embarrassment.
"Can I help you? Or did you just come over to bother me. And how did you know I was up this early? Or did you want to pull me from bed early so you could laugh-"
Naruto was abruptly cut off as he lost hold on his towel. It fell...
With reflexes he didn't know he had, Naruto grabbed the towel before it showed anything.
Sasuke immediately turned a dark crimson and inwardly cursed because he missed seeing Naruto completely naked.
/Am I... GAY?! \
Naruto was even more embarrassed when Sasuke didn't make fun of him about being clumsy or something.
/WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! \
The young blond was getting irritated.
"If you're not going to say or do something, then go away!"
/Do something? \ Obscene images flashed through Sasuke's mind. (Ohhhhohohoho. Sasuke, you dirty boy, you!)
**Obscene image 1 **
Sasuke stepped forward and grabbed Naruto's shoulders, and crushed his lips against the smaller ninja's. Pushing him backwards, they quickly backed into Naruto's house. Sasuke closed the door with his foot, still crushing Naruto's lips with his own. Still walking forward, Sasuke ripped the towel away, and slowly made his way down Naruto's chest, still pushing him towards the couch...
**Obscene image 2**
Sasuke pulled Naruto out of the doorway, picked him up, and wrapped the shorter boy's legs around his waist. Turning around, he set him on the rail and began licking and biting his neck and face.. "Sasuke," Naruto moaned. Sasuke pulled the towel to the side and gently ran his hand up the kawii boy's thigh, running it between his legs, squeezing him there, hard. Naruto gasped in ecstasy. "Sasuke! Ah! Mm! Enn! Ah!"
**End of Obscene images**
Sasuke snapped back to the present when Naruto slammed the door in his face.
Finally getting his mouth to work, he quickly said,
"Naruto, hurry up and get dressed. Kakashi-sensei says we're aloud to choose the next mission, but we have to do it before 6 a.m. or he'll choose it at random!"
He smirked as he heard feet come running back to the door.
"HONTO?" Naruto grabbed the doorknob and jerked it opened.
Still clad in only a towel, Naruto stared happily at Sasuke. His grasp on it was faltering..
Sasuke nodded in affirmation.
"Hai, but our choices are only on this list."
He showed him a scroll with a seal on it that said, 'D Rank Missions.'
Naruto gleefully took the scroll, his hand letting go of the towel.
But, to Sasuke's disappointment, Naruto had tucked the towel in over itself, firmly.
"Well are you coming in," Naruto said, his glee showing painfully.
"Yes, yes. I'm coming, I'm coming."
Naruto closed the door after the raven haired boy walked in.
Sasuke was hit harshly by the strong scent of ramen. The smell usually made him incredibly queasy, but right now it didn't seem to affect him all that much.
/I must be getting used to it..Although I don't come here that often..\
Naruto waved a hand at a three-seated couch in what Sasuke supposed was the living room.
"Ne, Naruto, has it ever occurred to you to sometimes clean? Your place looks like shit."
Naruto turned around and scowled at his rival.
"It's designed for -my- comfort. Not many people come to my house, let alone come in."
"Yes, well, in the case that someone happens to drop by, you should have it cleaned."
"Like have it cleaned for the rare appearance of his highness? I think I'll save my time and effort."
Uchiha sigh. "Well, shall we pick out a mission?"
"YEAH!" Naruto suddenly brightened.
Sasuke moved to sit on the couch, stepping over what looked to be old half- eaten ramen cups and dirty clothes. He almost tripped over scattered scrolls and a strange looking life-size doll that had a freaky resemblance to their Sensei..
"Do you just throw you clothes off when you come home, or do you scatter them like this just for fun?"
"Look, did you come over to yammer about how I live or did you come over here so we could pick out a mission?"
"Touché."
Naruto sighed and tossed the other shinobi the scroll.
"Well, lemme finish my shower first. I still have soap on me."
Like where, Sasuke thought, his mind again coming up with perverted idea's..
Sasuke watched as Naruto walked down the very short hall and quickly turn, taking in every single move made by the boy.
/He walks like a god! \
Sasuke continued to fantasize about Naruto, much to him displeasure. (A/N: Let's fantasize with him, shall we?)
**He couldn't stand it anymore. Standing up, Sasuke walked down the hall and quietly opened the door the short blond had entered. The screen blocked out any real detail, but Sasuke could see his shadow quite clearly. Lust filled every part of his body, and he hurriedly ripped his clothes off (A/N: o.0). Pulling the screen back, he stepped into the shower, much to Naruto's embarrassment and discomfort. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" The smaller boy backed up, but that just turned Sasuke on even more. "I...Want you." He lustfully grabbed the blonde's waist and ground their hips together. Sasuke's lips parted and he sucked harshly on Naruto's mouth. Naruto groaned. "Sasuke," he mumbled into the taller boy's mouth.**
In a weird way, Sasuke thought for a moment that he might actually do that.
/IYA! I WILL THINK NOTHING OF THE SORT! \
Sasuke chided himself, annoyed that those thoughts would ever enter his mind.
His black eyes narrowed when he heard the door open.
"Ano, Sasuke? Could you go into my room and get my pants? I must've left them in there..."
Surprised and slightly shocked at being asked to go into Naruto's room, he stuttered,
"W-well I guess I c-can. S-sure..."
"K, well, can you hurry it up a bit? 'Cause it's almost five, and I don't want Kakashi-sensei to choose our mission at random."
/I knew he'd say something like that. \
Sasuke quickly walked past the bathroom door and into what was supposed to be Naruto's sleeping area. He sucked in his breath.
This room was the worst.
Finding his pants in here would be a hard task.
Sighing with aggravation and annoyance, Sasuke began his futile search for 'Naruto's Pant's'.
He grinned sarcastically at the name he had giving his mission.
The search for 'Naruto's Pant's' has begun, he chimed in his head, and it's nowhere near being found.
He eventually did find them but they were drenched in Ramen broth.
"Oi, Naruto! You sure you wanna where -these- ?"
He slid them in through the bathroom door, and held it out while Naruto observed.
He heard a loud sigh.
"Well, I don't think I have anything else..."
"WHAT? THIS is the only sort of clothing you have?"
"Well I have one other thing..."
"Good. Where is it?"
**About twenty minutes later**
Naruto looked down glumly at his appearance.
His clothes.. Were exactly like Sasuke's. (A/N: Mwhahahaaaa! Just imagine! Naruto in Sasuke's clothes!)
"Might I ask where you found these, Ass?"
"I couldn't stand your other clothes, so I just went back to my house and got you some of my clothes, Dobe."
"Son of a.."
Naruto felt heat rise to his face, and his fists clench.
"WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU?! Of all people, you had to pick yourself!"
"Well what did you expect me to do? Go over to Shikamaru's house and borrow some fishnets?"
"That would have been better," Naruto pouted, completely missing the point.
"Well at least be glad you have clean clothes."
Finally, Naruto gave up. They walked back to the 'living' room and Naruto picked up the scroll.
"Lessee.. Number 1.Do laundry..? HELL NO! No. 2 Baby-sit Unia's children...What the-.."
The list continued on, ranging from yard work to housework to finding a lost item. Neither Sasuke nor Naruto were impressed.
"KUSO! These all suck! Aren't there any good ones?"
"Ano sa, maybe there's some better ones near the end?"
The blond opened the scroll fully and scanned the end of the list.
"Number 265..Find pet rabbit..?"
"Forget I mentioned it."
Naruto glared at him. "I'll do that."
Eventually they gave up and walked to Kakashi's house.
The door was opened as soon as they knocked.
/So he's really up this early? Maybe he just makes us wait for the fun of it. \
/Hn. I always thought he slept in. \
Obviously, he was expecting someone, because he was dressed up in a tux, which looked quite odd, since he had kept his head protector and mask on, but gelled his hair in a weird style that looked similar to Sasuke's. (A/N: I know. Weirdness on a stick.)
Kakashi raises an eyebrow at Naruto's choice of clothes.
"Don't ask," he warned.
"Wasn't gunna."
"Expecting someone?" Sasuke's voice dripped with a little too much sarcasm.
"Nnnnoooo-yes." Kakashi blushed somewhat.
"Who?" Naruto's eyes glowed with excitement. Their teacher was going out with someone!
"Um... well...you see..."
"Who?" Sasuke and Naruto repeated at the same time.
Kakashi blushed even harder. "Ah, well...it's.. um.."
"WHO?"
"Anko." (A/N: Sorry KakaIru fans. He's straight in this fic. ^-^;; And for some reason or another, I really like this pairing..)
"Aha. Riiight. Why?" Naruto looked completely puzzled. Why the hell would he go out with her? And this time of day?!
"Well, lets just say we're pretty good friends."
Sasuke made a face and whispered to Naruto, 'I betcha' their more then 'just friends'.."
Naruto muffled a laugh.
Kakashi cleared his throat. "So why did you come over?"
"We can't choose a mission out of all these sucky ones. Give us something better!"
"Ah. Yes, well you see, the reason I let you chillin's pick is because I'm not going to be around to supervise you.. That is why you were supposed to pick a short and easy one. Be-caaaasssue I'm not going to be around."
"We noticed.." Sasuke glowered at him.
"Right. So, pick one that you can finish easily. Oh, and Sakura is, er, away..So it would just be you two." "..."
".."
".."
Kakashi looked over Sasuke's head, and smiled brightly.
"Anko!"
"Sorry I'm late, Kakashi-kun."
Sasuke widen his eyes. /KUN? \
Naruto, not noticing that normally no one ever called their sensei 'kun' (with the exception of Ochimaru..) , thought of something...
"Hey, wait. If you and Sakura-chan aren't gonna be here, what's the point of me and Sasuke doing anything?"
Kakashi ignored him and walked up to Anko, hugging her around the waist and nuzzling her neck.
"I couldn't wait for you to arrive," he said, almost drunkenly.
"I can see that. But lets not do anything here...Anyway, we have to leave soon, otherwise we'll miss the movie."
"Movie?" Sasuke was rapidly getting suspicious.
"Yes," she replied, eyes closed. Kakashi continued to nuzzle her neck.
"Can I come?!" Naruto jumped up and down. "P-L-E-A-S-E?"
"Iya, Naruto-kun. This is a NC-17 rated movie."
Sasuke paled. /I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Their going to THAT movie! \ (A/N: YES! THAT movie! BWAHAHAHAA! I'm so perverted...)
Naruto's excitement didn't dim. "Ya mean it's like really violent and gory and bloody? Come on, those are the best! Like Battle Royale! Now that's an awesome movie-"
Sasuke cut in. "And it's only rated R. You most likely won't want to go to this movie. I guarantee it!"
Kakashi grinned and breathed suggestively against Anko's neck. "Hai, you might not like this one... Naruto-kun.."
Naruto, dense as he is, still didn't get it. "What do you mean?"
Anko shivered and gently pried her koi off her neck. "It looks like your about to suck my blood."
Kakashi grinned visibly under his mask. "What if I was..?"
Sasuke couldn't believe how stupid Naruto was. The two Jonins in front of them were obviously making out, and Naruto didn't seem to notice. He grabbed the dumb blond and pulled him away, heading back towards Naruto's house.
"OI! Sasuke! LEMMEGO!"
"Shut up, Dobe! I want to go home, and I couldn't let you tag along with Kakashi-sensei and Anko-san."
"Why not?" Naruto crossed his arms over his chest in a fake pout, forgetting he was being dragged on his ass.
"Kami-sama, help me," me muttered under his breath, near his limit with the idiot.
They arrived at Naruto's house shortly after they left Kakashi's, mostly because Sasuke literally ran.
Dropping Naruto on the front step he headed towards his house, to tired from the run to notice a not-to-sneaky hired kidnapper.
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Anku: Bwahahahhhahaaaa!!! Am I evil or what?
Yuie: Stupid would be a better adjective.
Anku: Alright, alright. I know that wasn't really a 'cliffhanger' but I had to stop this chapter soon, or it would turn out more cheesy and ridiculous then it already is.
Yuie: Doesn't the truth hurt?
Anku: ........Shut....Up.
Anku: Anyway, I was looking around on fanfiction.net, and saw that quite a few people like GaaraxSasuke, and are constantly looking for more fics with this pairing. If you guys wouldn't mind, could you please review and tell me if you would like me to put this pairing in my fic also, or if I should just make a separate one? That would be just peachy-keen! THANKS! And my, er, friend/criticizer 'Yuie' was saying I should also write a scene with Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke all 'making out' at the same time...^-^ I have to admit, I've always wanted to see that kinda thing.. I know, I know. But admit it! You wouldn't mind seeing that kind of scene, would you..? I betcha' anything your grinning like an idiot right now, and a slight pinkish color is coming up on your cheeks as your sick perverted mind is coming up with obscene images. *laughs like hell* Yeash. Woah..I just inspired myself! MWHAHHAHAHAHAAA!
Yuie: I don't know...Either she's gone insane or we have... I think it's her.
Anku: *GLARES* *Starts staring contests*
Yuie: *Wins easily*
Anku: The truth DOES hurt.....oh, and if I spelled Ochimaru's name wrong, could someone email me and correct me? My mind is a little twisted at the moment so I can't think straight and I don't feel like searching the internet for the correct spelling. But it's really sad though..He's like one of my most favoritist anime characters and I can't spell his name right...I have a thing for evil guys..or White-haired-evil-guys. They seriously turn me on. So do demon-possessed guys. I mean really! How can you resist?!?!?!!??!?!?!
Yuie: That is not necessarily true...
Anku: ADMIT IT! YOU THINK INUYASHA'S FRICKIN' HOT!!!!
Yuie:...
Anku: AND KAKASHI TOO!!!
Yuie:..
Anku: Man, having this conversation is almost as fun as writing the fanfic..
Yuie:..dumbass.
Anku: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAH IS THERE..INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!!!
Yuie: Double Dumbass.
PLEEEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must I bribe you guys to leave a message? Come on! It'll get better! And if you want and certain pairing please email saying so..except KakaIru. He's still with Anko. XD But maybe I'll have a triangle there too.KakaIruAn..Tell me what you think!!!