Okay, this is my first IY fic, and it was written because my Oni(NOT One)
San will beat me over the head if I don't. Here's a shout out to my
hamster; hey Mochibiki, I'm not quite sure if you get the internet with
your habitrail, but hi all the same. On with the story! Also, I don't own
InuYasha, or anything for that matter. Except Mochi biki.Or does she own
me? Or is our society enslaved by mice? Hmn...
Kagome sighed. Inu Yasha was going to throw a tantrum at the fact that she couldn't come into the feudel era, she had company. And a date with Hojo. And a sucky attendance record. And stuff to buy. So just one more thing than usual. No big deal. Either way, she would tell him today and sit his ass off if he tried to 'persuade her.
"NANI AZUOAMARUONNA?!!!" Was heard all through out the forest. Bird abandoned their chirping-so-annoyingly-cute-you -want-to-rip-their-tails- off-and-chew-it-spitefully-infront-of-their-face posts. Greenpeace got pissed from the 'air pollution' (Whatever the hell they claim that is) And in general, the generic things that happen when Inu Yasha yells. I presume you included getting 'osuwaried' more times than humanely (note the 'e') Possible.
"Kagomechan, why?" asked Sango, the same initial intention from Inu Yasha, but Sango actually got an answer this time.
"I'm glad you asked Sangochan," replied Kagome. "I've a penpal, from the United States, and she is visiting tomorrow. Quite frankly, her Japanese is impeccable, as are her teaching skills. She taught me how to pronounce constant blends and the 'l' sound!" with this, our Japanese school girl went starry eyed. Her English mentor was so patient and kind. She couldn't wait to meet her.
"Yeah, yeah Kagome. Spare us your harping. When are you gonna come back here, dammit?"
"Kagomesama,"interjected Miroku "When shall you grace us with your presence once again?"
"Hai Kagomechan. Will you supply us well with 'pocky' and 'chewey bars'?" inquired Sango about the rationing of her favorite snacks.
"One week, and yes, But InYasha has eaten up all of my allowance with his infatuation of ramen. I'll have to mooch off of Souta. My penpal is bringing her ottoto with her. They're orphans."
She paused, waiting for the sympathy received only from a 'poor things' from Sango. Miroku was too busy staring off into space, presumably wondering if this 'penpal' would bear his child. InuYasha was too busy to make any comment, although it was probably better that way.
This slip of time, Kagome used to go through the Bone Eating Well. Okay,okay. Way too short for a first chapter. Give me some slack, peeps. I've got the flu, and am hecka tired. Please tell me if any one is OOC. Reviews appreciated and acknowledged. Who is this pen pal? What stationary does she use? Where the hell is Shippou? This and the answer to the ultimate question, Next, on MY STUPD FIC I HAVE YET TO NAME!!! Hohanna!
Kagome sighed. Inu Yasha was going to throw a tantrum at the fact that she couldn't come into the feudel era, she had company. And a date with Hojo. And a sucky attendance record. And stuff to buy. So just one more thing than usual. No big deal. Either way, she would tell him today and sit his ass off if he tried to 'persuade her.
"NANI AZUOAMARUONNA?!!!" Was heard all through out the forest. Bird abandoned their chirping-so-annoyingly-cute-you -want-to-rip-their-tails- off-and-chew-it-spitefully-infront-of-their-face posts. Greenpeace got pissed from the 'air pollution' (Whatever the hell they claim that is) And in general, the generic things that happen when Inu Yasha yells. I presume you included getting 'osuwaried' more times than humanely (note the 'e') Possible.
"Kagomechan, why?" asked Sango, the same initial intention from Inu Yasha, but Sango actually got an answer this time.
"I'm glad you asked Sangochan," replied Kagome. "I've a penpal, from the United States, and she is visiting tomorrow. Quite frankly, her Japanese is impeccable, as are her teaching skills. She taught me how to pronounce constant blends and the 'l' sound!" with this, our Japanese school girl went starry eyed. Her English mentor was so patient and kind. She couldn't wait to meet her.
"Yeah, yeah Kagome. Spare us your harping. When are you gonna come back here, dammit?"
"Kagomesama,"interjected Miroku "When shall you grace us with your presence once again?"
"Hai Kagomechan. Will you supply us well with 'pocky' and 'chewey bars'?" inquired Sango about the rationing of her favorite snacks.
"One week, and yes, But InYasha has eaten up all of my allowance with his infatuation of ramen. I'll have to mooch off of Souta. My penpal is bringing her ottoto with her. They're orphans."
She paused, waiting for the sympathy received only from a 'poor things' from Sango. Miroku was too busy staring off into space, presumably wondering if this 'penpal' would bear his child. InuYasha was too busy to make any comment, although it was probably better that way.
This slip of time, Kagome used to go through the Bone Eating Well. Okay,okay. Way too short for a first chapter. Give me some slack, peeps. I've got the flu, and am hecka tired. Please tell me if any one is OOC. Reviews appreciated and acknowledged. Who is this pen pal? What stationary does she use? Where the hell is Shippou? This and the answer to the ultimate question, Next, on MY STUPD FIC I HAVE YET TO NAME!!! Hohanna!
