Evil Squirrels
It was a normal day at the insane asylum, which was unusual. "Akito, you have a visitor," a guard said.
Akito perked up. "Okay Inu-chan!" she chirped.
"Name's not Inu-chan," the guard muttered. Kyo entered and blinked at the way Akito was in the straitjacket.
"How did you get here?"
Akito shrugged. "Inu-chan said I was insane. What is this insane they keep talking about?" Suddenly, she jerked upright. "There are yamis!!! HIT ME!!!!", she shouted, sending Kyo backwards.
Kyo got up (she has high stamina) and shook Akito. "There are no yamis!!!" Akito blinked at her.
"Really? Okay then! Hey, Inu-chan, I'm all better now!!"
"That's great," the guard muttered and handed Kyo papers. After signing all of them, Kyo took Akito and left the building.
"Bai bai Inu-chan!!!" Akito called before the doors closed.
In the parking lot, the yamis were finally relaxing after a day of dueling each other by the command of their hikaris. Why they chose to relax in the parking lot of an insane asylum is beyond the imaginable. Marik was bored.
"Well, last night was eventful," he commented. "I feel sorry for sending the dealer to the Shadow Realm several times though. She did manage to keep up with us for a while."
Bakura was looking at Yami who was still high of sugar. "And HE wanted ice cream afterward!!!"
Marik sighed. "Well, maybe we should go visit her."
Yami ran off chasing a butterfly.
"Okay. Hey, has anyone seen my jacket?" Bakura grabbed the back of Yami's collar and he pulled the pharaoh with him.
Marik followed.
"Kyo, was the sky always blue?" Akito asked, staring at the sky.
"Uh, sure." Kyo answered. Then, they ran into the trio of dudes with freaky hair.
"Uh, Akito, who are they?" Kyo asked. Akito screamed. "Those are yamis!!!!"
Yami pulled on Bakura's shirt and said," She remembers us!!"
Marik hit Yami on the backside of his head.
"Owww."
Akito ran to Bakura. "Look Kyo, they are yamis!!!" She began to chew on Bakura's hair. "Yum!"
"Why me?" Bakura pushed her off. "Are you the sane one?" he asked Kyo. Kyo said," Yep."
Marik heard something and screamed," The squirrels! The squirrels! EVIL SQUIRRELS!!!!" He ran to Akito and used her as a shield while he went to the trees.
Akito went wheeee.
Marik began to talk to the flea ridden, tree loving, fluffy rodents.
Bakura stared.
Yami hit a soprano wheeee.
Then, Marik yelled and ran for the other side of the parking lot. "It's war!!! The squirrels shall DIE!!!!!!" Akito went wheeee and ran after him. Yami went to the tree and started kicking it to be attacked by a rain of acorns.
"Don't look back!!! Run!!" Marik yelled. Kyo yelled too and ran with Marik. Bakura was just standing there until Akito knocked him over (she is still wearing her straitjacket) and kicked him with the others. Later, Bakura snarled and bit her and Akito snapped and clamped onto his hair with her teeth.
When everyone but Yami was safely behind a tall brush, Marik began to speak. "I have a plan. Bakura send them all to the Shadow Realm!"
Bakura pulled Akito off his hair and said," How will that work?" Kyo was twitching at every sound. Akito was currently chewing on Kyo's hair and nuzzling Bakura at the same time.
"Akito likes Bakura."
Marik's eye began to twitch and he quickly sent her to the Shadow Realm and brought her back before anyone noticed. Unfortunately, Kyo was with her because Akito was still chewing her hair.
"Get off!" she pushed the insane girl off. Then acorns began to rain on them. Marik screamed. "They are here!" He took out his Rod and mind controlled the acorns to go back to the attackers.
Akito screamed wheeee, climbed the tree with her feet and started biting. At the branches.
Bakura took his Ring and threw it at them, which didn't help a lot. "Damn, it's made in China," he said glancing at the label underneath.
Kyo went back to Yami and returned with his many belts, "Back! Back I say!" she whipped the rodents. She didn't have good accuracy so she pretty much whipped everyone.
Akito snarled and clamped onto Marik's hair this time. Bakura's eyes widened and he pulled Akito off Marik with great difficulty because she was holding onto Marik's belt as well. So Marik's pants are very loose on his waist, which meant he was going to lose his pants if he doesn't get the goddamn belt back. Marik turned to Akito and tried to whack her with his Rod but, like Kyo, he managed to whack Bakura several times.
Then Yami ran by without his pants and did Mind Crush on everyone.
Kyo pulled out her binoculars and sent explosives to the tree, blowing it up.
Bakura flew backwards and he crashed into Yami who did Mind Crush on him.
Akito still had Marik's belt and she started whipping the crap out of the squirrels. Since she had such good accuracy, she managed to whack all of them before the squirrels bombarded her with acorns.
Bakura stumbled from the effects of Mind Crush and one of the Ring's pointy things jabbed Kyo in the eye.
Kyo yelled and chased Bakura, whacking him with Yami's belts.
Marik pointed his Rod at Akito and blew up the acorns around her.
Akito yelped when her jacket caught fire and Bakura said," There's my jacket!". He ran to her and pulled off the jacket and it burned to ashes. "You idiot! That was my favorite! DIE YOU!!!!" he started chasing Marik.
Yami ran out of energy to do Mind Crush and sat down to eat a sandwich. "Yum! Cheese!"
Akito pulled on her army helmet and summoned an army of birds. "Kill them!" she commanded. The birds flew down like jet bombs and attacked the squirrels at a fast rate.
Kyo took out a slingshot and shot at the birds, having better accuracy this time.
"Nooooo!!!!! Don't kill the birdies!!!!" Akito whacked Kyo.
"Birdies must dieeee!!!!!" Kyo shouted.
"Noooo!!!!" Akito took Marik's belt and Kyo took out Yami's belts. The war of flying belts had begun. Marik joined in too, basically because he wants his belt back and so did Yami who finished his sandwich and was doing Mind Crush to the girls.
The squirrels attacked Bakura, hog-tied and gagged him, and carried him off as their sacrifice to their squirrel gods.
Suddenly, a group of school kids followed by their escort were walking by. "And as you see here, this is the place where you go if you don't behave-" the escort said and stopped when she saw the scene with two girls hitting each other with belts, two boys with spiky hair trying to get their pants up, and a white haired albino being carried off by squirrels. The kids went ohhhh and their eyes grew at the dark haired girl who wore a burned straitjacket.
Akito noticed the way the kids were staring at her. She quickly knocked Kyo out and ran to them, sniffing their hair.
"Sensei, this lady is scaring me," a girl whimpered when Akito played with her pink ribbons and going 'ohhh pweety colors!'
"Now remain calm and she won't hurt you," the teacher said. Akito heard her and screamed at a tree nearby. The kids jumped as she ran to the tree and began to shout at it.
"I thought I told you not to let the squirrels live here! Don't you know that those brainless rodents can outsmart any human!? Sheesh, I told you specifically to banish the squirrels from this world and look what you have done! Now we have to fight because of your incompetence!" Akito kicked the trunk. "Not only that, did you know that the other countries are getting their weapons from them?! The squirrels are going to take over the WORLD!!!!! It's the squirrels! We are going to die! DIE I TELL YOU! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!" She waved her arms and continued ranting. The kids' eyes widened and when they got back to their homes, they would scream at the squirrels or twitch every time a squirrel approaches them. When their parents ask what was wrong, they would reply 'Scary lady says the squirrels are evil! We are going to die when they take over the world!!!'
Anyway, back to reality, or what is left of reality.
Kyo woke and she saw the children scream and run away while Akito was shouting at a tree. "Damn, she took my job." She took all of Yami's belts and whacked Marik who was getting his belt on. "Bad Yami!" she scolded. "That's Akito's!"
Marik ignored her until Kyo began to wrestle him to the ground. What was amazing was that Marik was about a foot taller than Kyo and she was beating the crap out of him.
Yami joined with the wrestle because Kyo still had his belts. He pulled Kyo off and snatched the belts back. While putting them back on like a sane person, he shouted," Yugi's going be mad if I lose his belts!"
Akito came back with a very satisfied smile on her face. "Akito scared little children," she said happily. Then she looked around. "Where's Bakura?"
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I got really bored so I decided to do another chapter. Don't ask.
It was a normal day at the insane asylum, which was unusual. "Akito, you have a visitor," a guard said.
Akito perked up. "Okay Inu-chan!" she chirped.
"Name's not Inu-chan," the guard muttered. Kyo entered and blinked at the way Akito was in the straitjacket.
"How did you get here?"
Akito shrugged. "Inu-chan said I was insane. What is this insane they keep talking about?" Suddenly, she jerked upright. "There are yamis!!! HIT ME!!!!", she shouted, sending Kyo backwards.
Kyo got up (she has high stamina) and shook Akito. "There are no yamis!!!" Akito blinked at her.
"Really? Okay then! Hey, Inu-chan, I'm all better now!!"
"That's great," the guard muttered and handed Kyo papers. After signing all of them, Kyo took Akito and left the building.
"Bai bai Inu-chan!!!" Akito called before the doors closed.
In the parking lot, the yamis were finally relaxing after a day of dueling each other by the command of their hikaris. Why they chose to relax in the parking lot of an insane asylum is beyond the imaginable. Marik was bored.
"Well, last night was eventful," he commented. "I feel sorry for sending the dealer to the Shadow Realm several times though. She did manage to keep up with us for a while."
Bakura was looking at Yami who was still high of sugar. "And HE wanted ice cream afterward!!!"
Marik sighed. "Well, maybe we should go visit her."
Yami ran off chasing a butterfly.
"Okay. Hey, has anyone seen my jacket?" Bakura grabbed the back of Yami's collar and he pulled the pharaoh with him.
Marik followed.
"Kyo, was the sky always blue?" Akito asked, staring at the sky.
"Uh, sure." Kyo answered. Then, they ran into the trio of dudes with freaky hair.
"Uh, Akito, who are they?" Kyo asked. Akito screamed. "Those are yamis!!!!"
Yami pulled on Bakura's shirt and said," She remembers us!!"
Marik hit Yami on the backside of his head.
"Owww."
Akito ran to Bakura. "Look Kyo, they are yamis!!!" She began to chew on Bakura's hair. "Yum!"
"Why me?" Bakura pushed her off. "Are you the sane one?" he asked Kyo. Kyo said," Yep."
Marik heard something and screamed," The squirrels! The squirrels! EVIL SQUIRRELS!!!!" He ran to Akito and used her as a shield while he went to the trees.
Akito went wheeee.
Marik began to talk to the flea ridden, tree loving, fluffy rodents.
Bakura stared.
Yami hit a soprano wheeee.
Then, Marik yelled and ran for the other side of the parking lot. "It's war!!! The squirrels shall DIE!!!!!!" Akito went wheeee and ran after him. Yami went to the tree and started kicking it to be attacked by a rain of acorns.
"Don't look back!!! Run!!" Marik yelled. Kyo yelled too and ran with Marik. Bakura was just standing there until Akito knocked him over (she is still wearing her straitjacket) and kicked him with the others. Later, Bakura snarled and bit her and Akito snapped and clamped onto his hair with her teeth.
When everyone but Yami was safely behind a tall brush, Marik began to speak. "I have a plan. Bakura send them all to the Shadow Realm!"
Bakura pulled Akito off his hair and said," How will that work?" Kyo was twitching at every sound. Akito was currently chewing on Kyo's hair and nuzzling Bakura at the same time.
"Akito likes Bakura."
Marik's eye began to twitch and he quickly sent her to the Shadow Realm and brought her back before anyone noticed. Unfortunately, Kyo was with her because Akito was still chewing her hair.
"Get off!" she pushed the insane girl off. Then acorns began to rain on them. Marik screamed. "They are here!" He took out his Rod and mind controlled the acorns to go back to the attackers.
Akito screamed wheeee, climbed the tree with her feet and started biting. At the branches.
Bakura took his Ring and threw it at them, which didn't help a lot. "Damn, it's made in China," he said glancing at the label underneath.
Kyo went back to Yami and returned with his many belts, "Back! Back I say!" she whipped the rodents. She didn't have good accuracy so she pretty much whipped everyone.
Akito snarled and clamped onto Marik's hair this time. Bakura's eyes widened and he pulled Akito off Marik with great difficulty because she was holding onto Marik's belt as well. So Marik's pants are very loose on his waist, which meant he was going to lose his pants if he doesn't get the goddamn belt back. Marik turned to Akito and tried to whack her with his Rod but, like Kyo, he managed to whack Bakura several times.
Then Yami ran by without his pants and did Mind Crush on everyone.
Kyo pulled out her binoculars and sent explosives to the tree, blowing it up.
Bakura flew backwards and he crashed into Yami who did Mind Crush on him.
Akito still had Marik's belt and she started whipping the crap out of the squirrels. Since she had such good accuracy, she managed to whack all of them before the squirrels bombarded her with acorns.
Bakura stumbled from the effects of Mind Crush and one of the Ring's pointy things jabbed Kyo in the eye.
Kyo yelled and chased Bakura, whacking him with Yami's belts.
Marik pointed his Rod at Akito and blew up the acorns around her.
Akito yelped when her jacket caught fire and Bakura said," There's my jacket!". He ran to her and pulled off the jacket and it burned to ashes. "You idiot! That was my favorite! DIE YOU!!!!" he started chasing Marik.
Yami ran out of energy to do Mind Crush and sat down to eat a sandwich. "Yum! Cheese!"
Akito pulled on her army helmet and summoned an army of birds. "Kill them!" she commanded. The birds flew down like jet bombs and attacked the squirrels at a fast rate.
Kyo took out a slingshot and shot at the birds, having better accuracy this time.
"Nooooo!!!!! Don't kill the birdies!!!!" Akito whacked Kyo.
"Birdies must dieeee!!!!!" Kyo shouted.
"Noooo!!!!" Akito took Marik's belt and Kyo took out Yami's belts. The war of flying belts had begun. Marik joined in too, basically because he wants his belt back and so did Yami who finished his sandwich and was doing Mind Crush to the girls.
The squirrels attacked Bakura, hog-tied and gagged him, and carried him off as their sacrifice to their squirrel gods.
Suddenly, a group of school kids followed by their escort were walking by. "And as you see here, this is the place where you go if you don't behave-" the escort said and stopped when she saw the scene with two girls hitting each other with belts, two boys with spiky hair trying to get their pants up, and a white haired albino being carried off by squirrels. The kids went ohhhh and their eyes grew at the dark haired girl who wore a burned straitjacket.
Akito noticed the way the kids were staring at her. She quickly knocked Kyo out and ran to them, sniffing their hair.
"Sensei, this lady is scaring me," a girl whimpered when Akito played with her pink ribbons and going 'ohhh pweety colors!'
"Now remain calm and she won't hurt you," the teacher said. Akito heard her and screamed at a tree nearby. The kids jumped as she ran to the tree and began to shout at it.
"I thought I told you not to let the squirrels live here! Don't you know that those brainless rodents can outsmart any human!? Sheesh, I told you specifically to banish the squirrels from this world and look what you have done! Now we have to fight because of your incompetence!" Akito kicked the trunk. "Not only that, did you know that the other countries are getting their weapons from them?! The squirrels are going to take over the WORLD!!!!! It's the squirrels! We are going to die! DIE I TELL YOU! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!" She waved her arms and continued ranting. The kids' eyes widened and when they got back to their homes, they would scream at the squirrels or twitch every time a squirrel approaches them. When their parents ask what was wrong, they would reply 'Scary lady says the squirrels are evil! We are going to die when they take over the world!!!'
Anyway, back to reality, or what is left of reality.
Kyo woke and she saw the children scream and run away while Akito was shouting at a tree. "Damn, she took my job." She took all of Yami's belts and whacked Marik who was getting his belt on. "Bad Yami!" she scolded. "That's Akito's!"
Marik ignored her until Kyo began to wrestle him to the ground. What was amazing was that Marik was about a foot taller than Kyo and she was beating the crap out of him.
Yami joined with the wrestle because Kyo still had his belts. He pulled Kyo off and snatched the belts back. While putting them back on like a sane person, he shouted," Yugi's going be mad if I lose his belts!"
Akito came back with a very satisfied smile on her face. "Akito scared little children," she said happily. Then she looked around. "Where's Bakura?"
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I got really bored so I decided to do another chapter. Don't ask.