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Later that day, Starfish was trying to teach Eloisha how to play pool.
"It's too bad the felt is so messed up though," Kathy sighed. "It really sucks. Makes it practically impossible to play."
"Isn't there supposed to be a white ball?" Eloisha asked, looking around for it. "I can only see these striped ones. Hey, there's a black one! Ooh, the lucky 8!! Is that one special, in any way?"
"Yes," Ukulele Peanut answered, rolling her eyes with exasperation. The three of them went over to the couch to sit down by the other girls. They were trying to think up a nickname for Casey.
"Hmm....you look kind of like Audrey Hepburn," St. No-No said, stroking her chin wisely.
"No I don't!!" Casey shouted.
"Don't sound so offended," St. No-No sniffed. "It's something of an extreme compliment.You can try to deny it, but you're fighting a losing battle: you simply look like Audrey Hepburn."
"No I--"
"Don't listen to her," Starfish sighed, clamping a hand of her St. No- No's mouth before she could speak again. "She thinks that EVERYONE looks like Audrey Hepburn. We think she's a little obsessed."
"Hey girls," said Magnet, sitting down next to them. "What's up?"
"Tryin' to think of a new name for Casey," Dude answered.
"Oh. We just decided on one for Stanley," Magnet laughed. "He is now officially named CAVEMAN!!!!! We just told him about it!"
"You can't call him Caveman!" Dude argued. "That name is way too cool to be a nickname for such a dork!!"
"You miss the point," Magnet said. "Y'know how he walks all weird, and slouches all messed up, too?"
"Slob," Eloisha muttered.
"X-Ray and I thought it made him look like a caveman," Magnet laughed. "So that's what we named him! He thinks it's a compliment, too!! But really it's because of what a lazy lame-o he is!!"
Magnet started laughing hysterically, and Dude joined in. Crickets chirped around the others.
"That's very interesting," Starfish acknowedged, before Magnet got up and left. "But Casey still needs a name...."
There was the sound of a car pulling up outside. As several kids went out to see who it was, there were loud screams of excitment and fan frenzy.
"Who's out there?" Dude asked, getting up. "The President?"
"HE'S OUT THERE?!??!" St. No-No screamed, pulling a miniature hatchet out of her pocket. "THEN HE'D BETTER PREPARE TO MEET HIS END!!!!!!! IF I GOT SENT HERE FOR TRYING TO MURDER HIM, I MIGHT AS WELL GET THE JOB OVER WITH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It's not Bush!" Starfish cried. "It's Ben Affleck and J. Lo!!"
"Ha, ha," Eloisha sighed. "Very funny."
"I'm serious!!"
As the D-tent girls got a closer look, they realized that Starfish was right. Bennifer was standing right in front of the wreck room.
"Excuse me," Jennifer Lopez said. "But where's the lake?"
"And the green?" Ben Affleck added. They looked around.
"No wonder there weren't any pictures in the brochure," they both muttered. Bennifer started heading back towards their limousine.
"Hey, wait!!" shouted Squid, running up to J. Lo. "Sign my forehead!!"
"How dare you cheat on me!!" Dude shouted, jumping into the fray of fans.
"Will you sign my arm??" Casey asked Ben.
"HEY!! Are you tripping on my future husband!?" Jennifer shouted. She leapt on top of Casey in a furious fist-fight, causing a large dust cloud to form.
Everyone jumped when some gunshots were fired. J. Lo and Casey got to their feet as they saw Mr. Sir and Mr. Pendanski come onto the scene.
"What in TARNATION is goin' on?!" Mr. Sir shouted (a/n: don't you just love the word "tarnation?"). "And what're you flashy celebrity people doing here?!"
"We're getting married, you dork!" Jennifer shouted. "But apparently, we got directions to the wrong place!! C'mon Ben, we're outta here."
"Hey, hold on," Mr. Pendanski said, as Bennifer started getting back into the limo. "Will you sign my forehead, Jennifer?"
Well, he got something on his forehead. Ben Affleck's fist. A few minutes later, the limo was gone into the sunset.
"..................wow," Dude said after an extremely long silence. "That was REALLY weird."
Zig Zag walked up to Casey. "Wow, you just got beaten up by Jennifer Lopez."
"Um, yeah, I know."
"No, I mean are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
Stanley made his way towards the two of them. "That was an interesting experience, wasn't it?" he asked, slapping Casey's butt.
Letting out a shriek, Casey pounded Stanley (or Caveman) into the dirt. "GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!"
"Hmmm.....do those flying fists remind you of someone near and dear to us?" Starfish asked Dude.
"Air," she answered, smiling.
"Hey, I just thought of a nickname!" Ukulele Peanut cried. She whispered it to the others.
"Okay, I think you've your revenge now," Zig Zag smirked, grabbing Casey's arm and pulling her to her feet.
"You'd better never get fresh with me again!" Casey said in a sharp tone. "And I'm telling your mother about all this!!!"
"Ain't good to get in a fight with the gal with King Kong palms," Eloisha said, laughing openly at Caveman.
"I think it's time for dinner," St. No-No said.
"Yo, Hammer," Dude said, staring at Casey. "You comin' to dinner or not?"
Casey glanced behind her. No one was there. Then she realized that Dude was talking to her! "Hammer?" she asked, grinning.
"Hammer; Hammer Hands," Dude said. "Either way."
"I'VE GOT A NICKNAME!!" Casey called out to no one in particular.
"Yeah, join the club," St. No-No said, grinning.
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well, how was that? k? short, i no, but i ain't got time fer more. sry. more soon!!
btw, 2 any friends who r reading this and arent fanfic users, please click on the little box that says "Go" next to "Submit Review" on the bottom!! thanx!!
Later that day, Starfish was trying to teach Eloisha how to play pool.
"It's too bad the felt is so messed up though," Kathy sighed. "It really sucks. Makes it practically impossible to play."
"Isn't there supposed to be a white ball?" Eloisha asked, looking around for it. "I can only see these striped ones. Hey, there's a black one! Ooh, the lucky 8!! Is that one special, in any way?"
"Yes," Ukulele Peanut answered, rolling her eyes with exasperation. The three of them went over to the couch to sit down by the other girls. They were trying to think up a nickname for Casey.
"Hmm....you look kind of like Audrey Hepburn," St. No-No said, stroking her chin wisely.
"No I don't!!" Casey shouted.
"Don't sound so offended," St. No-No sniffed. "It's something of an extreme compliment.You can try to deny it, but you're fighting a losing battle: you simply look like Audrey Hepburn."
"No I--"
"Don't listen to her," Starfish sighed, clamping a hand of her St. No- No's mouth before she could speak again. "She thinks that EVERYONE looks like Audrey Hepburn. We think she's a little obsessed."
"Hey girls," said Magnet, sitting down next to them. "What's up?"
"Tryin' to think of a new name for Casey," Dude answered.
"Oh. We just decided on one for Stanley," Magnet laughed. "He is now officially named CAVEMAN!!!!! We just told him about it!"
"You can't call him Caveman!" Dude argued. "That name is way too cool to be a nickname for such a dork!!"
"You miss the point," Magnet said. "Y'know how he walks all weird, and slouches all messed up, too?"
"Slob," Eloisha muttered.
"X-Ray and I thought it made him look like a caveman," Magnet laughed. "So that's what we named him! He thinks it's a compliment, too!! But really it's because of what a lazy lame-o he is!!"
Magnet started laughing hysterically, and Dude joined in. Crickets chirped around the others.
"That's very interesting," Starfish acknowedged, before Magnet got up and left. "But Casey still needs a name...."
There was the sound of a car pulling up outside. As several kids went out to see who it was, there were loud screams of excitment and fan frenzy.
"Who's out there?" Dude asked, getting up. "The President?"
"HE'S OUT THERE?!??!" St. No-No screamed, pulling a miniature hatchet out of her pocket. "THEN HE'D BETTER PREPARE TO MEET HIS END!!!!!!! IF I GOT SENT HERE FOR TRYING TO MURDER HIM, I MIGHT AS WELL GET THE JOB OVER WITH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It's not Bush!" Starfish cried. "It's Ben Affleck and J. Lo!!"
"Ha, ha," Eloisha sighed. "Very funny."
"I'm serious!!"
As the D-tent girls got a closer look, they realized that Starfish was right. Bennifer was standing right in front of the wreck room.
"Excuse me," Jennifer Lopez said. "But where's the lake?"
"And the green?" Ben Affleck added. They looked around.
"No wonder there weren't any pictures in the brochure," they both muttered. Bennifer started heading back towards their limousine.
"Hey, wait!!" shouted Squid, running up to J. Lo. "Sign my forehead!!"
"How dare you cheat on me!!" Dude shouted, jumping into the fray of fans.
"Will you sign my arm??" Casey asked Ben.
"HEY!! Are you tripping on my future husband!?" Jennifer shouted. She leapt on top of Casey in a furious fist-fight, causing a large dust cloud to form.
Everyone jumped when some gunshots were fired. J. Lo and Casey got to their feet as they saw Mr. Sir and Mr. Pendanski come onto the scene.
"What in TARNATION is goin' on?!" Mr. Sir shouted (a/n: don't you just love the word "tarnation?"). "And what're you flashy celebrity people doing here?!"
"We're getting married, you dork!" Jennifer shouted. "But apparently, we got directions to the wrong place!! C'mon Ben, we're outta here."
"Hey, hold on," Mr. Pendanski said, as Bennifer started getting back into the limo. "Will you sign my forehead, Jennifer?"
Well, he got something on his forehead. Ben Affleck's fist. A few minutes later, the limo was gone into the sunset.
"..................wow," Dude said after an extremely long silence. "That was REALLY weird."
Zig Zag walked up to Casey. "Wow, you just got beaten up by Jennifer Lopez."
"Um, yeah, I know."
"No, I mean are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
Stanley made his way towards the two of them. "That was an interesting experience, wasn't it?" he asked, slapping Casey's butt.
Letting out a shriek, Casey pounded Stanley (or Caveman) into the dirt. "GET OFF ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!"
"Hmmm.....do those flying fists remind you of someone near and dear to us?" Starfish asked Dude.
"Air," she answered, smiling.
"Hey, I just thought of a nickname!" Ukulele Peanut cried. She whispered it to the others.
"Okay, I think you've your revenge now," Zig Zag smirked, grabbing Casey's arm and pulling her to her feet.
"You'd better never get fresh with me again!" Casey said in a sharp tone. "And I'm telling your mother about all this!!!"
"Ain't good to get in a fight with the gal with King Kong palms," Eloisha said, laughing openly at Caveman.
"I think it's time for dinner," St. No-No said.
"Yo, Hammer," Dude said, staring at Casey. "You comin' to dinner or not?"
Casey glanced behind her. No one was there. Then she realized that Dude was talking to her! "Hammer?" she asked, grinning.
"Hammer; Hammer Hands," Dude said. "Either way."
"I'VE GOT A NICKNAME!!" Casey called out to no one in particular.
"Yeah, join the club," St. No-No said, grinning.
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well, how was that? k? short, i no, but i ain't got time fer more. sry. more soon!!
btw, 2 any friends who r reading this and arent fanfic users, please click on the little box that says "Go" next to "Submit Review" on the bottom!! thanx!!