Inside the squirrels' main base
"Let me go you stupid hibernating freaks of nature!" Bakura yelled. A squirrel chittered at him and whacked him with a stick that had a head of a Barbie doll for its tip. "Owww."
When he was stopped in a huge room that was filled with what looked like representatives from every country in the world. There was a squirrel with a turban, a squirrel wearing a plaid skirt, a squirrel with a hula skirt, and, well, you get the point. Bakura could almost swear that he saw an Egyptian squirrel.
"Someone shoot me," he muttered. He was poked by that Barbie stick again and the squirrels tied him to a pole. (Isn't it strange that the squirrels have a pole long enough for a human?)
"Chit! Chit chittery chit!" a squirrel yelled.
"Chit? Chi chitu?" another yelled.
"Chit! Chittery chit chitzu!"
Bakura would normally say something but he doesn't speak squirrel.
Back at the parking lot
"Don't tell me he has been captured by squirrels?" Marik said.
Everyone but Yami nodded because Akito had whacked him with the Millennium Rod several times and Yami now has a headache.
"Fluffy albino go bai bai?" Kyo said, her eyes glazed.
Akito blinked at Kyo and started chewing on her hair. Then she cried," Fluffy shall not die! The squirrels shall die!"
"Fluffy?" Marik was going to ask when he suddenly realized they were talking about Bakura. He shook his head. Now he was stuck baby sitting after a psycho pharaoh, a girl that was about to go insane, and another girl whom he thought had just gotten out of the asylum. "Why me?" he asked the heavens.
Yami poked at Kyo's hair and he tried to eat it when Akito hit a soprano wheeee and sat on him. "We must save FLUFFY!!!!"
Kyo rubbed her head from all those wheees and wondered if she was going insane as well. She went to Yami who was being sat on by Akito and took the Puzzle from him.
Yami's eyes widened and he began to scream," Mine! Mine!" He did Mind Crush on Akito, which sent her flying backwards, and he wrestled with Kyo.
Marik rubbed his temples at a forming migraine and sat down Inu-Yasha style to think of ways to get Bakura back from being sacrificed to the squirrels.
Akito staggered over and then climbed to curl around his head, shivering. Then she jerked her head up and screamed," HIT ME!!"
He went deaf in one ear and pulled the girl off his head which was hard because Akito had gotten a hold of his gold necklaces and she basically wouldn't let go.
"Get off me!" he shouted. Akito blinked and started to cry like dub Momiji. Marik covered his ears and screamed over the horrible sound," Damn you Ra!!!!!!"
Yami blinked and went to a tree and kicked once. A large piece of bark broke off because it was the tree that Akito kicked so many times, revealing a long passage. "Ohhhh."
Everyone stared at the pharaoh because who knew that there were passageways inside trees?
Back to the squirrels
It was always the squirrels' fault for everything! Damn the pharaoh for not sending all those rodents to the Shadow Realm! They must have bribed him with a double chocolate milkshake so he would be too sugar high to do it!, Bakura thought as a squirrel was sharpening a knife and several were tying his wrists and ankles to posts.
"Chit! Chi chi!" a squirrel shouted and every squirrel in the room stopped and started bowing to another room across. Bakura assumed it was the chief squirrel.
It stepped out. Bakura stared.
It was a girl of brown hair and blue eyes that he found particularly annoying. What, the squirrels were worshiping a human?
Bakura began to laugh behind his gag and a squirrel hit him hard with the Barbie doll, knocking him out from being hit so many times.
Back to the normal, I mean, not so normal people
Yami clung to Marik who was holding his Millennium Rod as a flashlight while Kyo clinging to Yami as Akito clung to Marik's legs. They were like that because it took Marik a while to convince them that there were no monkeys in the passage. See, in the anime, Marik is supposed to be the insane character besides Bakura. But now that Bakura wasn't here, and compared to the people that were whimpering around him, he was the sanest one.
{{[[Flashback]]}}
"Monkeys!" Kyo cried and ran in circles like a fool. Akito screamed and jumped on Marik as Yami jumped back and knocked Kyo over.
"It's too dark! Yami afraid of the dark!" Yami started to cry like dub Momiji.
Akito twitched and fell off Marik who was hitting himself with his Millennium Rod. "Monkeys want to take over the world too!!" She started to run around like a fool too.
Marik grabbed her and shook her several times. "There are no monkeys in there! Bakura is in there at the mercy of the squirrels and you want to get Fluffy back right?! Then get in there!"
Akito grabbed his legs and sobbed like dub Momiji. "Akito don't want to go alone! Will Neko-chan come?" her eyes grew to size of saucers.
Marik had the facial expression of -_-" Neko-chan?
{{[[End Flashback]]}}
"I should have taken over the world a long time ago," Marik muttered. He tripped over a pebble and everyone rolled down the passage like it was a roller coaster. Everyone but Marik screamed ,"Wheeee!!!!!" and Akito added "HIT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
When they stopped, Akito had @_@ face expression, Kyo had X_X face expression, Yami had ^_^ face expression, and Marik had O_o.
Akito staggered around and she accidentally stepped on a trigger and the floor opened for everyone to fall and Marik screamed," Damn you Raaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Yami yelled, "Wheeee!!!!!!!" before they disappeared.
Bakura woke to find him about to be sacrificed to the squirrel gods. And the human with the pin that said 'I'm a tree hugger!' that looked like one of Yugi's friends.
His Ring began to glow and one of the pointers grew very sharp and it cut off the ropes. Bakura tossed the Ring around, killing the squirrels around him, which didn't do a lot. The squirrels menaced upon him with their eyes glowing red. The human raised her staff and called," You shall pay for fighting the squirrels and burning the trees!!!"
"I didn't do that!" he shouted. "A girl with a burned straitjacket did all that!!!"
She considered that for a while and snapped her fingers, making the squirrels back away. "And where is this girl?"
Several screams were heard above, especially a high-pitched wheeee, and Bakura's so-called rescuers fell out the ceiling.
Kyo twitched at the sight of squirrels and hissed like a cat, her fingernails magically growing sharp.
Marik was holding onto Akito with his hair more spiky than usual. The Yami hated heights. Akito looked off with a dazed expression, totally unaware of Marik holding onto her.
Yami was sitting in the middle, trying to eat his hair.
Bakura muttered," Not them." Akito heard him.
"FLUFFY!!!!" she cried and glomped him. "Akito missed you!!"
"Fluffy?" Bakura raised an eyebrow. He inched away from her.
"Who are these people?" The human, who we will call goddess, called. She gestured at Akito who was nuzzling Bakura.
"This is the person who set trees on fire!" he shouted, pushing Akito in front of him.
Akito blinked and cocked her head. Then she yelled," HIT ME!!!", sending the goddess to the wall.
The goddess shook her head and wondered how could a person yell so loud and still had enough energy to send a person to the wall. "How dare you!" she went to Akito who was eating Bakura's hair and pulled the girl off the white haired Yami. Unfortunately, Akito's teeth were still on Bakura's hair and when the goddess pulled her off, she had also pulled off a portion of Bakura's hair.
Bakura looked rather comical with a bald spot on his head. "You dare!" he sent Akito to the Shadow Realm. Akito went wheeee.
Kyo hissed and started to chew on her own hair. Yami noticed this and he turned to chew on Marik's hair.
"No chewing on hair in this room!" the goddess commanded. They went "Awwww".
Bakura tried to leave but the Barbie doll came flying and it knocked him out again. @_@
Marik shoved Yami off and spoke," We come in peace. We just want to leave here." He was greeted with a shower of killer acorns and a squirrel whacked him with the Millennium Rod.
Kyo poked Bakura's unconscious form with a stick and then poked Marik.
Yami went to the goddess and started bowing before her.
Akito's eyes were crossed and she staggered to Marik, took his Rod and began to send random things to the Shadow Realm, including Kyo and Bakura.
Bakura woke to find himself in the Shadow Realm and his Ring reacted by creating an explosion. Kyo was blinking with her eyes crossed and went wheeee. When they were out of the Shadow Realm, Akito was taking Marik's belt and hitting everything in sight.
Yami hit sugar high mode and was doing Mind Crush to everyone. Especially Akito.
She walked around with her eyes crossed, took Bakura's Ring, and poked Yami in the eye with one of the pointers. She began to sing the Barbie Doll song in a drunken tone. "I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie's World! Made of plastic, it's fantastic!!"
Marik screamed and covered his ears. "Stop...that...MUSIC!!!!" He snatched the Rod from Akito and knocked himself out.
Kyo screamed bloody hell and knocked herself out as well.
Yami blinked and knocked himself out too.
The goddess covered her ears and the squirrels followed the suit.
Bakura's eye began to twitch and everything was sent back to the Shadow Realm while Akito screamed "HIT ME!!!!!"
The guard was sitting at his desk when he heard what sounded like WW 3 outside the parking lot. And that horrible singing was enough to send everyone in the asylum screaming and a few lucky ones managed to knock themselves out against the wall. Someone knocked and the man who drives the asylum's car came in holding two girls and one that he never wished to see again for the rest of his very blonde life. The driver was dark haired and wore dice earrings. He held Akito with her straitjacket charred and the girl who had just signed her off the asylum a half-hour ago.
Kyo looked at the driver and said," Who are you?" The driver looked very uncomfortable and tried to put her down when Kyo clamped onto his arm. "Hello! You look like Yami, Kiki!"
"My name's not Kiki," the driver muttered and left them there for the guard to handle.
Kyo smiled and yelled," Okay Kiki! I love you bai bai!"
Marik looked at the mess of the area and then looked at his now charred belt. " Yami, when fighting in combat with evil rodents like the squirrels, refrain from doing MIND CRUSH!!!!" Yami blinked stupidly at the blonde yami.
"Do I get a cookie?"
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I like cows...
"Let me go you stupid hibernating freaks of nature!" Bakura yelled. A squirrel chittered at him and whacked him with a stick that had a head of a Barbie doll for its tip. "Owww."
When he was stopped in a huge room that was filled with what looked like representatives from every country in the world. There was a squirrel with a turban, a squirrel wearing a plaid skirt, a squirrel with a hula skirt, and, well, you get the point. Bakura could almost swear that he saw an Egyptian squirrel.
"Someone shoot me," he muttered. He was poked by that Barbie stick again and the squirrels tied him to a pole. (Isn't it strange that the squirrels have a pole long enough for a human?)
"Chit! Chit chittery chit!" a squirrel yelled.
"Chit? Chi chitu?" another yelled.
"Chit! Chittery chit chitzu!"
Bakura would normally say something but he doesn't speak squirrel.
Back at the parking lot
"Don't tell me he has been captured by squirrels?" Marik said.
Everyone but Yami nodded because Akito had whacked him with the Millennium Rod several times and Yami now has a headache.
"Fluffy albino go bai bai?" Kyo said, her eyes glazed.
Akito blinked at Kyo and started chewing on her hair. Then she cried," Fluffy shall not die! The squirrels shall die!"
"Fluffy?" Marik was going to ask when he suddenly realized they were talking about Bakura. He shook his head. Now he was stuck baby sitting after a psycho pharaoh, a girl that was about to go insane, and another girl whom he thought had just gotten out of the asylum. "Why me?" he asked the heavens.
Yami poked at Kyo's hair and he tried to eat it when Akito hit a soprano wheeee and sat on him. "We must save FLUFFY!!!!"
Kyo rubbed her head from all those wheees and wondered if she was going insane as well. She went to Yami who was being sat on by Akito and took the Puzzle from him.
Yami's eyes widened and he began to scream," Mine! Mine!" He did Mind Crush on Akito, which sent her flying backwards, and he wrestled with Kyo.
Marik rubbed his temples at a forming migraine and sat down Inu-Yasha style to think of ways to get Bakura back from being sacrificed to the squirrels.
Akito staggered over and then climbed to curl around his head, shivering. Then she jerked her head up and screamed," HIT ME!!"
He went deaf in one ear and pulled the girl off his head which was hard because Akito had gotten a hold of his gold necklaces and she basically wouldn't let go.
"Get off me!" he shouted. Akito blinked and started to cry like dub Momiji. Marik covered his ears and screamed over the horrible sound," Damn you Ra!!!!!!"
Yami blinked and went to a tree and kicked once. A large piece of bark broke off because it was the tree that Akito kicked so many times, revealing a long passage. "Ohhhh."
Everyone stared at the pharaoh because who knew that there were passageways inside trees?
Back to the squirrels
It was always the squirrels' fault for everything! Damn the pharaoh for not sending all those rodents to the Shadow Realm! They must have bribed him with a double chocolate milkshake so he would be too sugar high to do it!, Bakura thought as a squirrel was sharpening a knife and several were tying his wrists and ankles to posts.
"Chit! Chi chi!" a squirrel shouted and every squirrel in the room stopped and started bowing to another room across. Bakura assumed it was the chief squirrel.
It stepped out. Bakura stared.
It was a girl of brown hair and blue eyes that he found particularly annoying. What, the squirrels were worshiping a human?
Bakura began to laugh behind his gag and a squirrel hit him hard with the Barbie doll, knocking him out from being hit so many times.
Back to the normal, I mean, not so normal people
Yami clung to Marik who was holding his Millennium Rod as a flashlight while Kyo clinging to Yami as Akito clung to Marik's legs. They were like that because it took Marik a while to convince them that there were no monkeys in the passage. See, in the anime, Marik is supposed to be the insane character besides Bakura. But now that Bakura wasn't here, and compared to the people that were whimpering around him, he was the sanest one.
{{[[Flashback]]}}
"Monkeys!" Kyo cried and ran in circles like a fool. Akito screamed and jumped on Marik as Yami jumped back and knocked Kyo over.
"It's too dark! Yami afraid of the dark!" Yami started to cry like dub Momiji.
Akito twitched and fell off Marik who was hitting himself with his Millennium Rod. "Monkeys want to take over the world too!!" She started to run around like a fool too.
Marik grabbed her and shook her several times. "There are no monkeys in there! Bakura is in there at the mercy of the squirrels and you want to get Fluffy back right?! Then get in there!"
Akito grabbed his legs and sobbed like dub Momiji. "Akito don't want to go alone! Will Neko-chan come?" her eyes grew to size of saucers.
Marik had the facial expression of -_-" Neko-chan?
{{[[End Flashback]]}}
"I should have taken over the world a long time ago," Marik muttered. He tripped over a pebble and everyone rolled down the passage like it was a roller coaster. Everyone but Marik screamed ,"Wheeee!!!!!" and Akito added "HIT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
When they stopped, Akito had @_@ face expression, Kyo had X_X face expression, Yami had ^_^ face expression, and Marik had O_o.
Akito staggered around and she accidentally stepped on a trigger and the floor opened for everyone to fall and Marik screamed," Damn you Raaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Yami yelled, "Wheeee!!!!!!!" before they disappeared.
Bakura woke to find him about to be sacrificed to the squirrel gods. And the human with the pin that said 'I'm a tree hugger!' that looked like one of Yugi's friends.
His Ring began to glow and one of the pointers grew very sharp and it cut off the ropes. Bakura tossed the Ring around, killing the squirrels around him, which didn't do a lot. The squirrels menaced upon him with their eyes glowing red. The human raised her staff and called," You shall pay for fighting the squirrels and burning the trees!!!"
"I didn't do that!" he shouted. "A girl with a burned straitjacket did all that!!!"
She considered that for a while and snapped her fingers, making the squirrels back away. "And where is this girl?"
Several screams were heard above, especially a high-pitched wheeee, and Bakura's so-called rescuers fell out the ceiling.
Kyo twitched at the sight of squirrels and hissed like a cat, her fingernails magically growing sharp.
Marik was holding onto Akito with his hair more spiky than usual. The Yami hated heights. Akito looked off with a dazed expression, totally unaware of Marik holding onto her.
Yami was sitting in the middle, trying to eat his hair.
Bakura muttered," Not them." Akito heard him.
"FLUFFY!!!!" she cried and glomped him. "Akito missed you!!"
"Fluffy?" Bakura raised an eyebrow. He inched away from her.
"Who are these people?" The human, who we will call goddess, called. She gestured at Akito who was nuzzling Bakura.
"This is the person who set trees on fire!" he shouted, pushing Akito in front of him.
Akito blinked and cocked her head. Then she yelled," HIT ME!!!", sending the goddess to the wall.
The goddess shook her head and wondered how could a person yell so loud and still had enough energy to send a person to the wall. "How dare you!" she went to Akito who was eating Bakura's hair and pulled the girl off the white haired Yami. Unfortunately, Akito's teeth were still on Bakura's hair and when the goddess pulled her off, she had also pulled off a portion of Bakura's hair.
Bakura looked rather comical with a bald spot on his head. "You dare!" he sent Akito to the Shadow Realm. Akito went wheeee.
Kyo hissed and started to chew on her own hair. Yami noticed this and he turned to chew on Marik's hair.
"No chewing on hair in this room!" the goddess commanded. They went "Awwww".
Bakura tried to leave but the Barbie doll came flying and it knocked him out again. @_@
Marik shoved Yami off and spoke," We come in peace. We just want to leave here." He was greeted with a shower of killer acorns and a squirrel whacked him with the Millennium Rod.
Kyo poked Bakura's unconscious form with a stick and then poked Marik.
Yami went to the goddess and started bowing before her.
Akito's eyes were crossed and she staggered to Marik, took his Rod and began to send random things to the Shadow Realm, including Kyo and Bakura.
Bakura woke to find himself in the Shadow Realm and his Ring reacted by creating an explosion. Kyo was blinking with her eyes crossed and went wheeee. When they were out of the Shadow Realm, Akito was taking Marik's belt and hitting everything in sight.
Yami hit sugar high mode and was doing Mind Crush to everyone. Especially Akito.
She walked around with her eyes crossed, took Bakura's Ring, and poked Yami in the eye with one of the pointers. She began to sing the Barbie Doll song in a drunken tone. "I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie's World! Made of plastic, it's fantastic!!"
Marik screamed and covered his ears. "Stop...that...MUSIC!!!!" He snatched the Rod from Akito and knocked himself out.
Kyo screamed bloody hell and knocked herself out as well.
Yami blinked and knocked himself out too.
The goddess covered her ears and the squirrels followed the suit.
Bakura's eye began to twitch and everything was sent back to the Shadow Realm while Akito screamed "HIT ME!!!!!"
The guard was sitting at his desk when he heard what sounded like WW 3 outside the parking lot. And that horrible singing was enough to send everyone in the asylum screaming and a few lucky ones managed to knock themselves out against the wall. Someone knocked and the man who drives the asylum's car came in holding two girls and one that he never wished to see again for the rest of his very blonde life. The driver was dark haired and wore dice earrings. He held Akito with her straitjacket charred and the girl who had just signed her off the asylum a half-hour ago.
Kyo looked at the driver and said," Who are you?" The driver looked very uncomfortable and tried to put her down when Kyo clamped onto his arm. "Hello! You look like Yami, Kiki!"
"My name's not Kiki," the driver muttered and left them there for the guard to handle.
Kyo smiled and yelled," Okay Kiki! I love you bai bai!"
Marik looked at the mess of the area and then looked at his now charred belt. " Yami, when fighting in combat with evil rodents like the squirrels, refrain from doing MIND CRUSH!!!!" Yami blinked stupidly at the blonde yami.
"Do I get a cookie?"
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I like cows...