I like cheese!
Tasuki waited near the library, making faces at the children that walked by. "DAAMMMNNN YOUUUU!!!!" she shouted at them. Her cell phone rang and she answered it. "Hello?"
She heard raspy breathing on the line and she asked," HELLOOO?"
"HIT ME!!!" Akito's voice yelled in the background. Tasuki blinked at the phone.
"Akito?" she asked.
"No, it's Kyo. Akito is in her usual mode so I took the phone from her." Kyo said. "We are in the asylum. Can you get us out?"
"Okay!" Tasuki said and turned off the phone. Then she spotted two girls staring at her. "DIEEE!!!!" she yelled.
The girls shrieked and ran from the library, never to be seen near the place again.
Kyo looked at Akito while they were tied to their straightjackets. The guard had said they were indestructible but Akito seemed to have found tons of ways to get out. "Akito, I called Tasuki. She said she'll get us out."
"I'm a YAMI!!!" Akito yelled. She repeatedly kicked the wall with her foot. "The squirrels have passageways everywhere! They want revenge!"
"Maybe I should have asked her to get me out," Kyo muttered. Akito heard her. She settled down and pouted.
"Inu-Chan will miss having you here." The guard yelled back," I'm not Inu-Chan!"
Akito kicked the door. "Bad Inu-Chan! No ice cream!" she scolded. She began to chew on her own hair while Kyo watched, not yet sugar high.
Tasuki opened the door to asylum and the inmates began to rant and scream because sunlight shone in. She poked at several doors when the guard stopped her.
"What are you here for?" he asked, his accent very southern sounding.
"I'm here to get Kyo and Akito out." she said.
He twitched and led her to a room. "Where the heck do they get their sugar from?" He unlocked the door.
"Hi Inu-Chan!" Akito called.
"How did you guys get here?" Tasuki asked. The room was covered with mattress with torn fabric and the straitjackets were very tight on Kyo and very loose on Akito who was chewing on her hair.
Kyo shrugged. "We fought against the squirrels and we got put here." She jerked up. "The squirrels! The squirrels! EVIL SQUIRRELS!!!!"
Akito and Tasuki stared at her for a few minutes. "How did she get to this?" Tasuki asked.
"I LIKE CHEESE!!!" Akito yelled. She clamped onto Tasuki's dyed hair and chewed for a moment and spat it out. "YUCK!"
Tasuki pushed Akito away. "I think I should leave you here," she said when Akito clamped onto her ankle, crying like dub Momiji.
"The monkeys will come to get me!! Then the squirrels will get revenge on me for burning trees!!!"
"You burn trees?" Tasuki raised an eyebrow. She destroyed my dreams again, she thought.
Kyo curled to a fetal position and began to rock back and forth. She would whimper 'evil squirrels' and 'monkeys' every few seconds for a while.
Tasuki's face went from O____O to O__O to O_O to _; to O_O. "Yo! Blonde man!" she called. "I'll sign these people out!"
The guard muttered," Why are they giving me these names?" He handed Tasuki the sign out papers and a pen. When he wasn't looking, she slipped the pen into her pocket.
"Bad Yami! No ice cream!" Akito yelled.
"I like cows…" Bakura said. He played with a cow plushie from Chick-Fil-A that has a sandwich board that said 'Lose that burger belly!' "I like cows…"
"I like cheese…" Yami said dreamily. Ah, the power of cheese.
"I'd like it if you stop saying that!" Marik yelled, a stress mark appearing on his forehead. He snatched the plushie away from Bakura and sent it to the Shadow Realm. "And that was your third cow plushie in one day!"
"I want my Squishy back!" Bakura yelled. He tackled Marik down and used the Ring as an eye poker.
Yami looked up all of a sudden. "A-Are those ch-children?" he asked in a fearful voice. He pointed at a large playground full of children playing. He suddenly screamed and went into fetal position, rocking back and forth.
Marik hit Bakura several times with the Rod and pushed the unconscious spirit off. Then he spotted something that really made him scream. No it was not the children; it was the two girls he met last time and another one with dyed hair. The really insane one he met in Las Vegas and the other that happened to be around.
Marik screamed bloody hell and ran. Into a tree.
Akito squealed at the yamis and ran to them. She went to Bakura and poked him with a stick.
Kyo let out a wheeee and secretly passed Yami sugar packs she stole from the guard at the asylum.
Tasuki stared at Marik whose face was stuck to a tree. "How'd you get there?" she asked. "And who are you?"
Bakura let out a groan and regained consciousness. But when he saw Akito, he screamed and tried to knock himself out.
Akito took away the mallet that had appeared out of nowhere and glomped him. "Fluffy!"
"I still don't know these people," Tasuki shook her head. She looked at Marik and said," You're name is Neko-chan."
"It's Marik," he said.
"Neko-chan!"
"Marik!"
"Neko-chan!"
"That is what the black haired girl called me!"
Tasuki turned to Akito who was nuzzling Bakura who looked like he wanted to kill himself. "You ruined my dreams again!"
Akito blinked. Then she saw something that made her scream and tighten her hold on Bakura. "Children!!" she yelled. Her hold tightened and Bakura was turning blue.
"Can't…breathe…" he choked. He was about to pass out when Akito all of a sudden dropped him.
"Children make allies with squirrels," she said. Kyo jerked up.
"Squirrels…" she whispered, the sugar effects taking place. "Dieeeee…"
Yami twitched and began bowing before the tree.
Akito began running to the playground where the poor children were about to see the worst horror of their lives. She yelled," Hear me out! You make allies with the squirrels! You will die first!"
The children stopped what they were doing to stare at her for a few moments. This made Akito's eye twitch. "I said you are going to dieeeee!" A mother went up to her and said," You are a wacky one. I would die if my children were as wacky as you."
"Wacky?" she twitched.
Tasuki hid behind the tree, which Yami was still bowing before. "Everyone, run." she whimpered. She pulled Bakura over and Marik knocked Yami out. Kyo sat on him.
Akito yelled," I swear, every time I leave my house, it's like I've given up my every right to be left alone or treated with respect! You flies with your unyielding little minds!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to comment on me as if I were on display for you!!! Like I am the way I am because I want the incessant gawking of strangers!!!! Not only that, but you've used the word, WACKY!!!!!!!" She took out a jagged knife and killed the mother with one slash. She looked around, her eyes gleaming.
Tasuki approached her. "You ruined another dream!" She took the knife away and started chasing the children whom were screaming and running away. Marik blinked.
"Okay…"
Bakura came from the tree and attacked Marik for sending his cow plushie to the Shadow Realm. Akito blinked for a few seconds and said," What just happened?"
Kyo dragged Yami to the playground and dropped him on the ground. She took out a handful of explosives and tossed them to random places. Including the swing set, the sandbox, and the slide.
Bakura pushed Marik down the street and followed him to the playground. "I want Squishy back!"
"It's just a cow!" Marik's eye twitched. He got up and attacked Bakura with the Rod and he managed to push Bakura into a tree.
Tasuki let out a whoop and kept chasing the same group of children around the place. "DIEEEE YOU FOOOOL!!!!!!"
Kyo tossed and explosive at Akito. Akito blinked stupidly and poked at the explosive. "Ohhhh, pweety colors!" It exploded, knocking her to Bakura and Marik who were fighting, kung fu style. "Ohhhh, the Matrix!" (Bakura is the random guy fighting Neo and Marik is Neo. Insert the black trenchcoats and the sunglasses.)
Tasuki had backed the children to the slide and posed, ready to kill. "You children with your little Barbies and Hot Wheels cars! You spread the evil with those weapons of doom!"
A little girl with a Barbie went up to her, and whacked her with it. "Bad lady!"
Tasuki screamed and clawed at the spot where she was hit. "I've been hit by a plastic slut! You demon!"
A boy threw a Hot Wheels car at her head, knocking her out. Then he turned to the group. "We must bring the bad lady to the King! He will decide her fate!" They dragged her away.
Akito saw the children who were dragging Tasuki through the pipe obstacle. "They've got Tasuki!"
Yami woke and the sugar effect took place. He looked at Bakura and Marik who were still fighting Matrix style. "Ohhhh, a nickel!" He picked up a nickel that had fallen out of Bakura's pocket. "You're name is Mr. Nickel!" he named the coin that had the imprint of a president.
Kyo took a long stick and whacked Bakura, knocking him out of the air. "We must save Tasuki from the gods of Barbies and Hot Wheel cars! They are going to make her one of them!"
Akito screamed and climbed up Bakura's head, shivering. "Bad children…"
Marik dropped out of the air and sat on a thorn. "Ow, my ass!"
Yami sat down, eating a sandwich. "Yum! Cheese!" ^_^
(Where Tasuki is)
Tasuki was tied to a post and was covered with paints that they splattered on her. "No! I don't want to die yet! I haven't finished eating my sandwich back there!"
"Bad lady should have thought that in the first place. You will go with the King!"
"What king?" Tasuki yelled. "I'm the oldest in the room now! And you will pay for hitting me with that doll, damnit!"
"My ears!" the children wailed. "My ears!!! The words!!! Why!!!!"
(To the so-called rescuers)
Bakura was climbing the pipes with thick gloves on. Marik was following behind with Akito curled on his head this time. Kyo was eating Yami's hair and Yami was eating Akito's hair.
"Bakura, why is it that when we go on rescue missions, I'm the one that gets the people curled on my head?" Marik asked.
"Gee, maybe it's because you're hair is spikier than mine. And that you use glue instead of hair gel like I do," Bakura replied.
"What?" Marik tried to pull Akito off to find that she was really stuck on his head. "What the fuck!" He reached down his pocket to take out a bottle of crazy glue. "Yami said this would be better than the ones you use."
"You'd trust the pharaoh when he is on sugar?" Bakura said dryly.
"Well, oh, yeah."
"And Akito's got some of the glue on her head too," Bakura noted. "So that means Yami is stuck on her. And since Yami uses glue instead of gel, Kyo is…shit."
Akito yelled 'cheese' with Yami yelling, "I want a sandwich!"
(Where Tasuki is)
"I like pizza! I like liver! Meow Mix! Meow Mix! Please deliver!!!!!" Tasuki screamed.
"Silence, bad lady!" A girl whacked her with her Barbie. "The King must pass judgement!!!"
"There's no place like home! There's no place like home!! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki screeched. She was hit with almost every toy imaginable and she was still screaming.
(Marik uses glue?)
"Okay, this is where their base is," Bakura set down the Ring and adjusted his sunglasses. He still had them from his and Marik's Matrix fighting scene.
"That's good," Marik said. He had managed to get the people off his hair but that left several bald spots on his head as Akito was really glued to it.
They heard a scream, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"
"Tasuki!" Akito yelled back. "You should have said I LIKE COWS!!!"
"Cows?" Marik asked. Bakura shook his head, still mourning the loss of his cow plushie.
Kyo jumped up and down several times and the pipes crashed down from everyone's weight. Yami went wheeee before the whole thing fell and dust flew.
"Hey look!" Akito found a construction paper that had the words scribbled in very messy letters. "Who can read this?"
Yami snatched it and read," We are at the farmhouse with the field of black and white animals. Don't look for us. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!" like he was reading simple English. Or Japanese. Whatever. "Hey, this is a note! I can read!!"
"NO SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" everyone shouted except Bakura who was crying at the loss of the cow plushie.
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I got a request to use someone in my fanfic. I will use you but not until
the later chapters because I still have a bunch of people I want to use.
And e-mail me the request because the next time someone
asks me while reviewing, I will reject you because the
reviwing is for 'reviewing' a story. Not for asking the author
for anything. Sorry if I sound self-centered but I have
my standards for something like this.
Tasuki waited near the library, making faces at the children that walked by. "DAAMMMNNN YOUUUU!!!!" she shouted at them. Her cell phone rang and she answered it. "Hello?"
She heard raspy breathing on the line and she asked," HELLOOO?"
"HIT ME!!!" Akito's voice yelled in the background. Tasuki blinked at the phone.
"Akito?" she asked.
"No, it's Kyo. Akito is in her usual mode so I took the phone from her." Kyo said. "We are in the asylum. Can you get us out?"
"Okay!" Tasuki said and turned off the phone. Then she spotted two girls staring at her. "DIEEE!!!!" she yelled.
The girls shrieked and ran from the library, never to be seen near the place again.
Kyo looked at Akito while they were tied to their straightjackets. The guard had said they were indestructible but Akito seemed to have found tons of ways to get out. "Akito, I called Tasuki. She said she'll get us out."
"I'm a YAMI!!!" Akito yelled. She repeatedly kicked the wall with her foot. "The squirrels have passageways everywhere! They want revenge!"
"Maybe I should have asked her to get me out," Kyo muttered. Akito heard her. She settled down and pouted.
"Inu-Chan will miss having you here." The guard yelled back," I'm not Inu-Chan!"
Akito kicked the door. "Bad Inu-Chan! No ice cream!" she scolded. She began to chew on her own hair while Kyo watched, not yet sugar high.
Tasuki opened the door to asylum and the inmates began to rant and scream because sunlight shone in. She poked at several doors when the guard stopped her.
"What are you here for?" he asked, his accent very southern sounding.
"I'm here to get Kyo and Akito out." she said.
He twitched and led her to a room. "Where the heck do they get their sugar from?" He unlocked the door.
"Hi Inu-Chan!" Akito called.
"How did you guys get here?" Tasuki asked. The room was covered with mattress with torn fabric and the straitjackets were very tight on Kyo and very loose on Akito who was chewing on her hair.
Kyo shrugged. "We fought against the squirrels and we got put here." She jerked up. "The squirrels! The squirrels! EVIL SQUIRRELS!!!!"
Akito and Tasuki stared at her for a few minutes. "How did she get to this?" Tasuki asked.
"I LIKE CHEESE!!!" Akito yelled. She clamped onto Tasuki's dyed hair and chewed for a moment and spat it out. "YUCK!"
Tasuki pushed Akito away. "I think I should leave you here," she said when Akito clamped onto her ankle, crying like dub Momiji.
"The monkeys will come to get me!! Then the squirrels will get revenge on me for burning trees!!!"
"You burn trees?" Tasuki raised an eyebrow. She destroyed my dreams again, she thought.
Kyo curled to a fetal position and began to rock back and forth. She would whimper 'evil squirrels' and 'monkeys' every few seconds for a while.
Tasuki's face went from O____O to O__O to O_O to _; to O_O. "Yo! Blonde man!" she called. "I'll sign these people out!"
The guard muttered," Why are they giving me these names?" He handed Tasuki the sign out papers and a pen. When he wasn't looking, she slipped the pen into her pocket.
"Bad Yami! No ice cream!" Akito yelled.
"I like cows…" Bakura said. He played with a cow plushie from Chick-Fil-A that has a sandwich board that said 'Lose that burger belly!' "I like cows…"
"I like cheese…" Yami said dreamily. Ah, the power of cheese.
"I'd like it if you stop saying that!" Marik yelled, a stress mark appearing on his forehead. He snatched the plushie away from Bakura and sent it to the Shadow Realm. "And that was your third cow plushie in one day!"
"I want my Squishy back!" Bakura yelled. He tackled Marik down and used the Ring as an eye poker.
Yami looked up all of a sudden. "A-Are those ch-children?" he asked in a fearful voice. He pointed at a large playground full of children playing. He suddenly screamed and went into fetal position, rocking back and forth.
Marik hit Bakura several times with the Rod and pushed the unconscious spirit off. Then he spotted something that really made him scream. No it was not the children; it was the two girls he met last time and another one with dyed hair. The really insane one he met in Las Vegas and the other that happened to be around.
Marik screamed bloody hell and ran. Into a tree.
Akito squealed at the yamis and ran to them. She went to Bakura and poked him with a stick.
Kyo let out a wheeee and secretly passed Yami sugar packs she stole from the guard at the asylum.
Tasuki stared at Marik whose face was stuck to a tree. "How'd you get there?" she asked. "And who are you?"
Bakura let out a groan and regained consciousness. But when he saw Akito, he screamed and tried to knock himself out.
Akito took away the mallet that had appeared out of nowhere and glomped him. "Fluffy!"
"I still don't know these people," Tasuki shook her head. She looked at Marik and said," You're name is Neko-chan."
"It's Marik," he said.
"Neko-chan!"
"Marik!"
"Neko-chan!"
"That is what the black haired girl called me!"
Tasuki turned to Akito who was nuzzling Bakura who looked like he wanted to kill himself. "You ruined my dreams again!"
Akito blinked. Then she saw something that made her scream and tighten her hold on Bakura. "Children!!" she yelled. Her hold tightened and Bakura was turning blue.
"Can't…breathe…" he choked. He was about to pass out when Akito all of a sudden dropped him.
"Children make allies with squirrels," she said. Kyo jerked up.
"Squirrels…" she whispered, the sugar effects taking place. "Dieeeee…"
Yami twitched and began bowing before the tree.
Akito began running to the playground where the poor children were about to see the worst horror of their lives. She yelled," Hear me out! You make allies with the squirrels! You will die first!"
The children stopped what they were doing to stare at her for a few moments. This made Akito's eye twitch. "I said you are going to dieeeee!" A mother went up to her and said," You are a wacky one. I would die if my children were as wacky as you."
"Wacky?" she twitched.
Tasuki hid behind the tree, which Yami was still bowing before. "Everyone, run." she whimpered. She pulled Bakura over and Marik knocked Yami out. Kyo sat on him.
Akito yelled," I swear, every time I leave my house, it's like I've given up my every right to be left alone or treated with respect! You flies with your unyielding little minds!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to comment on me as if I were on display for you!!! Like I am the way I am because I want the incessant gawking of strangers!!!! Not only that, but you've used the word, WACKY!!!!!!!" She took out a jagged knife and killed the mother with one slash. She looked around, her eyes gleaming.
Tasuki approached her. "You ruined another dream!" She took the knife away and started chasing the children whom were screaming and running away. Marik blinked.
"Okay…"
Bakura came from the tree and attacked Marik for sending his cow plushie to the Shadow Realm. Akito blinked for a few seconds and said," What just happened?"
Kyo dragged Yami to the playground and dropped him on the ground. She took out a handful of explosives and tossed them to random places. Including the swing set, the sandbox, and the slide.
Bakura pushed Marik down the street and followed him to the playground. "I want Squishy back!"
"It's just a cow!" Marik's eye twitched. He got up and attacked Bakura with the Rod and he managed to push Bakura into a tree.
Tasuki let out a whoop and kept chasing the same group of children around the place. "DIEEEE YOU FOOOOL!!!!!!"
Kyo tossed and explosive at Akito. Akito blinked stupidly and poked at the explosive. "Ohhhh, pweety colors!" It exploded, knocking her to Bakura and Marik who were fighting, kung fu style. "Ohhhh, the Matrix!" (Bakura is the random guy fighting Neo and Marik is Neo. Insert the black trenchcoats and the sunglasses.)
Tasuki had backed the children to the slide and posed, ready to kill. "You children with your little Barbies and Hot Wheels cars! You spread the evil with those weapons of doom!"
A little girl with a Barbie went up to her, and whacked her with it. "Bad lady!"
Tasuki screamed and clawed at the spot where she was hit. "I've been hit by a plastic slut! You demon!"
A boy threw a Hot Wheels car at her head, knocking her out. Then he turned to the group. "We must bring the bad lady to the King! He will decide her fate!" They dragged her away.
Akito saw the children who were dragging Tasuki through the pipe obstacle. "They've got Tasuki!"
Yami woke and the sugar effect took place. He looked at Bakura and Marik who were still fighting Matrix style. "Ohhhh, a nickel!" He picked up a nickel that had fallen out of Bakura's pocket. "You're name is Mr. Nickel!" he named the coin that had the imprint of a president.
Kyo took a long stick and whacked Bakura, knocking him out of the air. "We must save Tasuki from the gods of Barbies and Hot Wheel cars! They are going to make her one of them!"
Akito screamed and climbed up Bakura's head, shivering. "Bad children…"
Marik dropped out of the air and sat on a thorn. "Ow, my ass!"
Yami sat down, eating a sandwich. "Yum! Cheese!" ^_^
(Where Tasuki is)
Tasuki was tied to a post and was covered with paints that they splattered on her. "No! I don't want to die yet! I haven't finished eating my sandwich back there!"
"Bad lady should have thought that in the first place. You will go with the King!"
"What king?" Tasuki yelled. "I'm the oldest in the room now! And you will pay for hitting me with that doll, damnit!"
"My ears!" the children wailed. "My ears!!! The words!!! Why!!!!"
(To the so-called rescuers)
Bakura was climbing the pipes with thick gloves on. Marik was following behind with Akito curled on his head this time. Kyo was eating Yami's hair and Yami was eating Akito's hair.
"Bakura, why is it that when we go on rescue missions, I'm the one that gets the people curled on my head?" Marik asked.
"Gee, maybe it's because you're hair is spikier than mine. And that you use glue instead of hair gel like I do," Bakura replied.
"What?" Marik tried to pull Akito off to find that she was really stuck on his head. "What the fuck!" He reached down his pocket to take out a bottle of crazy glue. "Yami said this would be better than the ones you use."
"You'd trust the pharaoh when he is on sugar?" Bakura said dryly.
"Well, oh, yeah."
"And Akito's got some of the glue on her head too," Bakura noted. "So that means Yami is stuck on her. And since Yami uses glue instead of gel, Kyo is…shit."
Akito yelled 'cheese' with Yami yelling, "I want a sandwich!"
(Where Tasuki is)
"I like pizza! I like liver! Meow Mix! Meow Mix! Please deliver!!!!!" Tasuki screamed.
"Silence, bad lady!" A girl whacked her with her Barbie. "The King must pass judgement!!!"
"There's no place like home! There's no place like home!! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki screeched. She was hit with almost every toy imaginable and she was still screaming.
(Marik uses glue?)
"Okay, this is where their base is," Bakura set down the Ring and adjusted his sunglasses. He still had them from his and Marik's Matrix fighting scene.
"That's good," Marik said. He had managed to get the people off his hair but that left several bald spots on his head as Akito was really glued to it.
They heard a scream, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!"
"Tasuki!" Akito yelled back. "You should have said I LIKE COWS!!!"
"Cows?" Marik asked. Bakura shook his head, still mourning the loss of his cow plushie.
Kyo jumped up and down several times and the pipes crashed down from everyone's weight. Yami went wheeee before the whole thing fell and dust flew.
"Hey look!" Akito found a construction paper that had the words scribbled in very messy letters. "Who can read this?"
Yami snatched it and read," We are at the farmhouse with the field of black and white animals. Don't look for us. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!" like he was reading simple English. Or Japanese. Whatever. "Hey, this is a note! I can read!!"
"NO SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" everyone shouted except Bakura who was crying at the loss of the cow plushie.
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I got a request to use someone in my fanfic. I will use you but not until
the later chapters because I still have a bunch of people I want to use.
And e-mail me the request because the next time someone
asks me while reviewing, I will reject you because the
reviwing is for 'reviewing' a story. Not for asking the author
for anything. Sorry if I sound self-centered but I have
my standards for something like this.