Well, heres ur spotlight, Gannondork!!
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Later that night, Ukulele Peanut was causing complete mayhem in the tent.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!" she yelled at St. No-No, who was sitting on her cot and ignoring Peanut completely. "HOW COULD YOU GO AND TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!"
"Because he's an idiot," St. No-No replied calmly.
"THIS IS...IT'S....THIS IS EVILNESS!!" Ukulele Peanut erupted, flailing her arms in the air and failing to come up with anything better than that. "THEY SHOULD HAVE SENTENCED YOU TO DEATH, YOU EVIL PERSON!!!"
"And what exactly did YOU do that got you thrown in here?" Hammer asked with bored curiousity.
"What did I DO?!" Peanut asked, whirling around. "Weeeeeeeeell, it's kind of ... you see, it's involved, because--"
"Just tell her," Starfish sighed. "And stop beating around the bush."
"BUSH?!" St. No-No screamed, leaping off of her cot and once again taking out her miniature hatchet. "WHERE IS THE DIRTY FEIND?!?! I'LL BEAT AROUND THAT BUSH SO HARD, HE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT MY AXE EVEN--"
"It's an expression," Eloisha interrupted with annoyance.
"I know, but whenever I hear the word Bush, I...I..." St. No-No tried to find the right words. "I FEEL LIKE I COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!"
"Namely.Bush?" Dude asked sarcastically.
"EXAAAAAAAAACTLY!"
"Everyone shut up, and just get back to what you were saying," Hammer said, directing her attention towards Ukulele Peanut again.
Peanut squinted her eyes, and sat Indian style on the edge of her cot. "It was a dark, dank and dreeeeary night," she began. "I had just lost a soccer game.my brother was annoying me.and I got a hundred percent on a math test."
"I got extra credit on that test," Eloisha taunted in a sing-song voice.
"SHUT IT," Peanut growled through clenched teeth. "Anyway.this girl on the soccer team I had played earlier that day owned a Gamecube system.and she had my favorite game.and I wanted it. SHE HAD TO PAY."
"You're making this all very melodramatic," St. No-No observed.
"I'M TELLING IT LIKE IT HAPPENED, YOU BUSH HATER!!" Ukulele Peanut shouted. "As I was saying.this girl had to pay for beating me. So, I went over to house later that night, stole her Gamecube, tried to run off with it, then got caught by her stupid guard dog."
"Well that was anti-climatic," Hammer said, blinking.
"She should've died," Ukulele Peanut growled softly.
"You could've hired me," Dude said. "I'm a professional. Well, almost."
At that moment, Magnet walked into their portion of the tent, holding a letter in his hands. "Hey, I just came in to-"
Starfish, who was still in her orange working outfit, screamed loudly (and shrilly), and yanked her sheets over her body in an effort to cover herself. "THERE IS A MAN IN OUR TENT AFTER DARK!!! THIS IS RISQUE, PEOPLE!!!" She screamed again.
"How dare you do such an INAPPROPRIATE thing!!" Eloisha cried, throwing her pillow at Magnet. "We're going to report you!!"
Dude, who had been quietly writing something on a slip of paper, tore it off of the pad she'd been writing on and taped it to Magnet's head. It read, "Scandalous."
"Knock it off, guys!" Magnet said. He threw the letter at Hammer. "Geez, your stupid mom just sent you this letter, and I thought that you might want it!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL HER MOTHER STUPID!!" Starfish roared, jumping out from underneath her sheets and landing on Magnet; tackling him successfully. "YOU ARE ABOUT TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS, YOU SCANDALOUS BOY, YOU!!"
"Starfish, it's okay," Hammer sighed, watching her friend beat up Magnet. "As long as he APOLOGIZES for insulting my mother, we can let him go."
"Doth thou apologize?" St. No-No asked, who was suddenly wearing a very Juliet-like gown and holding a skull in her hand.
Everyone stared blankly at her. They blinked. She blinked. Then Starfish turned back to Magnet as St. No-No began reciting Shakesphere (sry if I spelled his name wrong!!) in the background.
"Geez, okay, sorry," Magnet apologized hastily, getting to his feet. "I'll go now."
The girls all crowded around Hammer to read over her shoulder (except for St. No-No, who was now wearing a pill-box hat and reciting lines from various Audrey Hepburn movies).
"What does mommy have to say?" Dude asked.
"Ha, ha," Hammer laughed sourly. "Hmm.she says that she just heard that Stanley spontaneously combusted.Gosh, that's weird. It says that there was a video tape of it all happening on CNN this morning.but how did they-"
"The Warden's got little hidden cameras all over the cafeteria," Ukulele Peanut answered. "She must've caught Caveman spontaneously combusting.but why would she put it on national television?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Eloisha asked sarcastically.
"No.no, it's not."
"Hey wait, there's more about it," Hammer said, continuing to read the letter. "She says that she went over to the Yelnats' house after it was on the news to try and console them, and she saw them dancing around in their living room."
"Maybe they didn't watch the news," Starfish suggested.
"No, she says that the TV was on," Hammer muttered. "Hm. Apparently, no one in the neighborhood really cared."
"But won't the Camp be investigated for all this?" Dude asked. "Y'know, having a kid spontaneously combust right at the breakfast table?"
"Of course not," Ukulele Peanut answered flatly. "Bush'll probably see it as an act of kindness towards the world."
"Yeah.my mom says that the Yelnats' had a party that night. Interesting."
"Not really surprising," St. No-No said (making them all jump.they'd nearly forgotten she was there; as she had continued reciting lines from Robin Hood, this time dressed as Maid Marian).
"You know, I have a question!!" said Ukulele Peanut. "Just exactly where are you getting all those costumes?!"
"I've been sewing them ever since the first day I got here," she answere calmly.
"SEWING them?!" Dude asked incredulously. "Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!! (wow, that's not something I normally say.) How on earth have you been SEWING all this time?!"
"I just do," St. No-No answered simply.
Suddenly, Ukulele Peanut began shaking violently. The D-Tent girls stared at her, as she continued to shudder uncontrollably.
"What's wrong with her?!" Hammer shouted.
"Oh no," Dude sighed, getting into her cot and pulling the sheets over her head.
"TAKE COVER!!!" Starfish yelled, diving into her own cot.
Hammer watched in confusion as every girl except she and Peanut hid underneath their bedsheets. "Well what's the-"
"HIYA, HAMMER!!" Ukulele Peanut suddenly shouted at the top of her lungs, causing Hammer to subsequently fall off her bed from shock.
"Eloisha, is it 11:00?!" Starfish yelled.
"Sharp!" Eloisha answered.
"SHE'S HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!!" Dude squeaked. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!"
"DON'T WORRY; WE LIVED THROUGH IT BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!!" St. No-No said confidently.
Ukulele Peanut began skipping around the tent merrily, belting out notes of Italian opera with each step she took. Then she started reciting an ode to Taft, her favorite President (still skipping about the tent).
Hammer stared at Peanut from her position on the floor. This was very strange.
"I LIKE CHICKEN, I LIKE LIVER, MEOW MEOW MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER!!" Ukulele Peanut sang.
"SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE CAMP!!" Hammer shouted with concern. "ISN'T THAT A PROBLEM!?"
"DON'T WORRY, THE COUNSELORS HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL!" Eloisha screamed back.
"I HOPE SO!!"
Fortunately, the girls made it through the night with a few hours of sleep. Ukulele Peanut didn't keep them up that long, and besides.now Hammer knew.
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Author's note:
Sawyerzelda: have u ever noticed that when I write the words date, sex, or game it's blue and underlined?
Squid: yeah, but now that you said that, it's not gonna be.
Sawyerzelda: shut up. The point is, don't click the links!
Link: Me?
Zelda: Not YOU, you idiot!! And besides, we're not in this story! Let's blow this popsical stand!
St. No-No: *sigh* Chel-Chel, how much cheesier can ur stories get?
Ukulele Peanut: *cackling evilly* The world may never know!!
Sawyerzelda: hey, that's my line!
Eloisha: Sawyerzelda, help me study for the Chinese test!!
Starfish: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, we know how much help u need, Eloisha.
Eloisha: I JUST WANNA GET GOOD GRADES AND BE PROUD OF MYSELF, OKAY?!?!
Dude: Yeah, and become preppy again.
Zig Zag: Yikes.
Sawyerzelda: Ok, I'm gonna end this here. NORA, IF UR STILL READING THIS, U MUST REVIEW!! OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Later that night, Ukulele Peanut was causing complete mayhem in the tent.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!" she yelled at St. No-No, who was sitting on her cot and ignoring Peanut completely. "HOW COULD YOU GO AND TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!"
"Because he's an idiot," St. No-No replied calmly.
"THIS IS...IT'S....THIS IS EVILNESS!!" Ukulele Peanut erupted, flailing her arms in the air and failing to come up with anything better than that. "THEY SHOULD HAVE SENTENCED YOU TO DEATH, YOU EVIL PERSON!!!"
"And what exactly did YOU do that got you thrown in here?" Hammer asked with bored curiousity.
"What did I DO?!" Peanut asked, whirling around. "Weeeeeeeeell, it's kind of ... you see, it's involved, because--"
"Just tell her," Starfish sighed. "And stop beating around the bush."
"BUSH?!" St. No-No screamed, leaping off of her cot and once again taking out her miniature hatchet. "WHERE IS THE DIRTY FEIND?!?! I'LL BEAT AROUND THAT BUSH SO HARD, HE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT MY AXE EVEN--"
"It's an expression," Eloisha interrupted with annoyance.
"I know, but whenever I hear the word Bush, I...I..." St. No-No tried to find the right words. "I FEEL LIKE I COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!"
"Namely.Bush?" Dude asked sarcastically.
"EXAAAAAAAAACTLY!"
"Everyone shut up, and just get back to what you were saying," Hammer said, directing her attention towards Ukulele Peanut again.
Peanut squinted her eyes, and sat Indian style on the edge of her cot. "It was a dark, dank and dreeeeary night," she began. "I had just lost a soccer game.my brother was annoying me.and I got a hundred percent on a math test."
"I got extra credit on that test," Eloisha taunted in a sing-song voice.
"SHUT IT," Peanut growled through clenched teeth. "Anyway.this girl on the soccer team I had played earlier that day owned a Gamecube system.and she had my favorite game.and I wanted it. SHE HAD TO PAY."
"You're making this all very melodramatic," St. No-No observed.
"I'M TELLING IT LIKE IT HAPPENED, YOU BUSH HATER!!" Ukulele Peanut shouted. "As I was saying.this girl had to pay for beating me. So, I went over to house later that night, stole her Gamecube, tried to run off with it, then got caught by her stupid guard dog."
"Well that was anti-climatic," Hammer said, blinking.
"She should've died," Ukulele Peanut growled softly.
"You could've hired me," Dude said. "I'm a professional. Well, almost."
At that moment, Magnet walked into their portion of the tent, holding a letter in his hands. "Hey, I just came in to-"
Starfish, who was still in her orange working outfit, screamed loudly (and shrilly), and yanked her sheets over her body in an effort to cover herself. "THERE IS A MAN IN OUR TENT AFTER DARK!!! THIS IS RISQUE, PEOPLE!!!" She screamed again.
"How dare you do such an INAPPROPRIATE thing!!" Eloisha cried, throwing her pillow at Magnet. "We're going to report you!!"
Dude, who had been quietly writing something on a slip of paper, tore it off of the pad she'd been writing on and taped it to Magnet's head. It read, "Scandalous."
"Knock it off, guys!" Magnet said. He threw the letter at Hammer. "Geez, your stupid mom just sent you this letter, and I thought that you might want it!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL HER MOTHER STUPID!!" Starfish roared, jumping out from underneath her sheets and landing on Magnet; tackling him successfully. "YOU ARE ABOUT TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS, YOU SCANDALOUS BOY, YOU!!"
"Starfish, it's okay," Hammer sighed, watching her friend beat up Magnet. "As long as he APOLOGIZES for insulting my mother, we can let him go."
"Doth thou apologize?" St. No-No asked, who was suddenly wearing a very Juliet-like gown and holding a skull in her hand.
Everyone stared blankly at her. They blinked. She blinked. Then Starfish turned back to Magnet as St. No-No began reciting Shakesphere (sry if I spelled his name wrong!!) in the background.
"Geez, okay, sorry," Magnet apologized hastily, getting to his feet. "I'll go now."
The girls all crowded around Hammer to read over her shoulder (except for St. No-No, who was now wearing a pill-box hat and reciting lines from various Audrey Hepburn movies).
"What does mommy have to say?" Dude asked.
"Ha, ha," Hammer laughed sourly. "Hmm.she says that she just heard that Stanley spontaneously combusted.Gosh, that's weird. It says that there was a video tape of it all happening on CNN this morning.but how did they-"
"The Warden's got little hidden cameras all over the cafeteria," Ukulele Peanut answered. "She must've caught Caveman spontaneously combusting.but why would she put it on national television?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Eloisha asked sarcastically.
"No.no, it's not."
"Hey wait, there's more about it," Hammer said, continuing to read the letter. "She says that she went over to the Yelnats' house after it was on the news to try and console them, and she saw them dancing around in their living room."
"Maybe they didn't watch the news," Starfish suggested.
"No, she says that the TV was on," Hammer muttered. "Hm. Apparently, no one in the neighborhood really cared."
"But won't the Camp be investigated for all this?" Dude asked. "Y'know, having a kid spontaneously combust right at the breakfast table?"
"Of course not," Ukulele Peanut answered flatly. "Bush'll probably see it as an act of kindness towards the world."
"Yeah.my mom says that the Yelnats' had a party that night. Interesting."
"Not really surprising," St. No-No said (making them all jump.they'd nearly forgotten she was there; as she had continued reciting lines from Robin Hood, this time dressed as Maid Marian).
"You know, I have a question!!" said Ukulele Peanut. "Just exactly where are you getting all those costumes?!"
"I've been sewing them ever since the first day I got here," she answere calmly.
"SEWING them?!" Dude asked incredulously. "Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!! (wow, that's not something I normally say.) How on earth have you been SEWING all this time?!"
"I just do," St. No-No answered simply.
Suddenly, Ukulele Peanut began shaking violently. The D-Tent girls stared at her, as she continued to shudder uncontrollably.
"What's wrong with her?!" Hammer shouted.
"Oh no," Dude sighed, getting into her cot and pulling the sheets over her head.
"TAKE COVER!!!" Starfish yelled, diving into her own cot.
Hammer watched in confusion as every girl except she and Peanut hid underneath their bedsheets. "Well what's the-"
"HIYA, HAMMER!!" Ukulele Peanut suddenly shouted at the top of her lungs, causing Hammer to subsequently fall off her bed from shock.
"Eloisha, is it 11:00?!" Starfish yelled.
"Sharp!" Eloisha answered.
"SHE'S HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!!" Dude squeaked. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!"
"DON'T WORRY; WE LIVED THROUGH IT BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!!" St. No-No said confidently.
Ukulele Peanut began skipping around the tent merrily, belting out notes of Italian opera with each step she took. Then she started reciting an ode to Taft, her favorite President (still skipping about the tent).
Hammer stared at Peanut from her position on the floor. This was very strange.
"I LIKE CHICKEN, I LIKE LIVER, MEOW MEOW MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER!!" Ukulele Peanut sang.
"SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE CAMP!!" Hammer shouted with concern. "ISN'T THAT A PROBLEM!?"
"DON'T WORRY, THE COUNSELORS HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL!" Eloisha screamed back.
"I HOPE SO!!"
Fortunately, the girls made it through the night with a few hours of sleep. Ukulele Peanut didn't keep them up that long, and besides.now Hammer knew.
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Author's note:
Sawyerzelda: have u ever noticed that when I write the words date, sex, or game it's blue and underlined?
Squid: yeah, but now that you said that, it's not gonna be.
Sawyerzelda: shut up. The point is, don't click the links!
Link: Me?
Zelda: Not YOU, you idiot!! And besides, we're not in this story! Let's blow this popsical stand!
St. No-No: *sigh* Chel-Chel, how much cheesier can ur stories get?
Ukulele Peanut: *cackling evilly* The world may never know!!
Sawyerzelda: hey, that's my line!
Eloisha: Sawyerzelda, help me study for the Chinese test!!
Starfish: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, we know how much help u need, Eloisha.
Eloisha: I JUST WANNA GET GOOD GRADES AND BE PROUD OF MYSELF, OKAY?!?!
Dude: Yeah, and become preppy again.
Zig Zag: Yikes.
Sawyerzelda: Ok, I'm gonna end this here. NORA, IF UR STILL READING THIS, U MUST REVIEW!! OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU!!!