(Where Tasuki is)
"Why must fate be so cruel to me? Why oh why oh why?!?!?!?!" Tasuki yelled. She sniffed the air. "What the hell? Are those cows?"
"The King lives in a farmhouse, you bad lady. He pass judgement on you for insulting the gods!"
"DDDAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki yelled. The cries of children rang in the air as they screamed and cried," MY EARS!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
(Just follow the cows)
"WAH! SQUISHY!!!" Bakura sobbed. He clung to Yami and kept crying. Yami had a dazed look, unaware of Bakura holding onto him.
"Oh for Ra's sake," Marik snapped his fingers and the bald spots vanished and new hair appeared. He stuck a hand into Bakura's pocket and took out hair gel this time.
Akito was playing with a razor she had found near a tree and was carving into it. 'The squirrels are going to take over the world!!' was carved on the top. She jumped down and carved the rest. 'I like Fluffy!'
Kyo had taken Marik's Millennium Rod and was setting fire ants on fire. "Ohhhh, the colors!" she said. Then she heard something go 'mooooooooooooo'.
"Cows!" she yelled. Akito looked up after carving 'Hit me!' and yelled even louder,"MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Cows?" Bakura sniffled and released Yami who had passed out from his grip. "COWS!"
A herd of cows were crossing the street and were leaving town. Why there was a herd of cows in a children's playground is beyond the human mind.
Bakura jumped on one and yelled ,"Giddy yap!" Marik looked up from finishing his hair. "You coward! We haven't finished the fight yet!!" He leapt on one and tried to catch up with Bakura but cows move REALLY REALLY slow. When he finally did, they fought again. Matrix style. With the trenchcoats, sunglasses, and the slow motion effect. And jumping off cow after cow.
Akito climbed up a tree and jumped. Instead of landing on a cow like she intended, she fell on the pavement and got run over by cows.
Kyo dragged Yami by his belts and threw him into the cows and rode. Unlike Akito, Yami was on a cow. Just not conscious.
Akito rubbed herself and got on a cow. Yelling like a cowboy, her cow rode past Bakura and Marik whom were still fighting. "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF COZ!!! BE COZ BE COZ BE COZ BE COZ!!! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WIZARD OF COZ!!!!!!!!!" before disappearing into the horizon.
(To where Tasuki is)
Tasuki was dragged out of the toys, had paint on her face, and now the children had set their Barbies and Hot Wheel cars down and were bowing before them. The children had also set up a plate, which were full of candy and all sorts of sugar.
"OH GREAT GOD OF PURITY, HEAL THIS EVIL LADY OF HER DEMONS! WE OFFER THIS TRIBUTE OF CANDY, COOKIES, CHOCOLATE, AND A SANDWICH TO PURIFY HER AND LEAD HER DOWN THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!!"
Green smoke appeared and Tasuki stared. There was a puny little kid with lots of blue hair and navy eyes. He had a stick, which he whacked her several times with it chanting in children language.
"I told you to take a right and you wanted a sandwich!" The children looked up. There was a stampede of cows rampaging over the field and were heading their way!!
They screamed and ran away except the kid with blue hair. "Halt! Who are you?" he called.
Akito got off her cow and landed in cow shit. She was about to scream bloody hell when she saw the children. "DIEEEEE!!!!!" she chased them.
Kyo jumped off and went to Tasuki who had little yellow stars circling her head. "Tasuki, did they hit you yet?"
"Who's Tasuki?" Tasuki asked. Then she blinked at Kyo. "I like kitties and puppy-wuppies!!!"
"TOO LATE!!!"
Bakura and Marik were in the air and were about to kick the crap out of each other in slow motion when Kyo's shriek had broken the effect. So that means they fell out of the air and landed in cow shit.
"Ewww!" Tasuki shrieked like a little girl. She took a Barbie and started to brush its hair. "Pwetty colors!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kyo yelled to the heavens. Akito went wheeee.
Marik wiped his face and screamed at the sight of children. "CHILDREN!!! PURE EVIL!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?"
Yami sat on a cow, eating another sandwich. "EWWW!! PICKLES!!!"
Bakura picked himself up and looked at the scene of running children and Yami eating a sandwich. "What just happened?"
Akito poked Tasuki with a stick. "Why is Tasuki playing with a weapon of doom?" She snatched the plastic piece of evil away and tossed it away. It hit Yami on his head.
The stars floated around the pharaoh's spiky head and he picked up the doll. "Cool! Let's play dress-up!" And so he did that.
"That's my Barbie!" Tasuki yelled and she tried to pull it away from Yami. Yami yelled back and they began to fight over the Barbie like the little children they had become.
"EVILNESS!" Akito grabbed a black trenchcoat and the sunglasses. She ran to the 'King' and they began to fight, Matrix style.
Kyo ran, took the Barbie away, poured kerosene, and set it on fire. "BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" she yelled triumphantly. That action made Yami and Tasuki cry and whine but it wasn't as bad as dub Momiji. Tasuki tackled Kyo to the ground and Yami did Mind Crush because Kyo had destroyed the Barbie and Tasuki had stepped on his sandwich.
Marik didn't bother staring at them and he concentrated on how to get rid of these creatures of evil with their weapons of doom. Then he had an idea!
He sent everyone to the Shadow Realm.
*********
Does anybody think that the mystery characters like the guard, the driver, policeman,
the 'King', and the 'goddess' have something in common with a certain anime? Thought so.
"Why must fate be so cruel to me? Why oh why oh why?!?!?!?!" Tasuki yelled. She sniffed the air. "What the hell? Are those cows?"
"The King lives in a farmhouse, you bad lady. He pass judgement on you for insulting the gods!"
"DDDAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki yelled. The cries of children rang in the air as they screamed and cried," MY EARS!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
(Just follow the cows)
"WAH! SQUISHY!!!" Bakura sobbed. He clung to Yami and kept crying. Yami had a dazed look, unaware of Bakura holding onto him.
"Oh for Ra's sake," Marik snapped his fingers and the bald spots vanished and new hair appeared. He stuck a hand into Bakura's pocket and took out hair gel this time.
Akito was playing with a razor she had found near a tree and was carving into it. 'The squirrels are going to take over the world!!' was carved on the top. She jumped down and carved the rest. 'I like Fluffy!'
Kyo had taken Marik's Millennium Rod and was setting fire ants on fire. "Ohhhh, the colors!" she said. Then she heard something go 'mooooooooooooo'.
"Cows!" she yelled. Akito looked up after carving 'Hit me!' and yelled even louder,"MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Cows?" Bakura sniffled and released Yami who had passed out from his grip. "COWS!"
A herd of cows were crossing the street and were leaving town. Why there was a herd of cows in a children's playground is beyond the human mind.
Bakura jumped on one and yelled ,"Giddy yap!" Marik looked up from finishing his hair. "You coward! We haven't finished the fight yet!!" He leapt on one and tried to catch up with Bakura but cows move REALLY REALLY slow. When he finally did, they fought again. Matrix style. With the trenchcoats, sunglasses, and the slow motion effect. And jumping off cow after cow.
Akito climbed up a tree and jumped. Instead of landing on a cow like she intended, she fell on the pavement and got run over by cows.
Kyo dragged Yami by his belts and threw him into the cows and rode. Unlike Akito, Yami was on a cow. Just not conscious.
Akito rubbed herself and got on a cow. Yelling like a cowboy, her cow rode past Bakura and Marik whom were still fighting. "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF COZ!!! BE COZ BE COZ BE COZ BE COZ!!! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WIZARD OF COZ!!!!!!!!!" before disappearing into the horizon.
(To where Tasuki is)
Tasuki was dragged out of the toys, had paint on her face, and now the children had set their Barbies and Hot Wheel cars down and were bowing before them. The children had also set up a plate, which were full of candy and all sorts of sugar.
"OH GREAT GOD OF PURITY, HEAL THIS EVIL LADY OF HER DEMONS! WE OFFER THIS TRIBUTE OF CANDY, COOKIES, CHOCOLATE, AND A SANDWICH TO PURIFY HER AND LEAD HER DOWN THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!!"
Green smoke appeared and Tasuki stared. There was a puny little kid with lots of blue hair and navy eyes. He had a stick, which he whacked her several times with it chanting in children language.
"I told you to take a right and you wanted a sandwich!" The children looked up. There was a stampede of cows rampaging over the field and were heading their way!!
They screamed and ran away except the kid with blue hair. "Halt! Who are you?" he called.
Akito got off her cow and landed in cow shit. She was about to scream bloody hell when she saw the children. "DIEEEEE!!!!!" she chased them.
Kyo jumped off and went to Tasuki who had little yellow stars circling her head. "Tasuki, did they hit you yet?"
"Who's Tasuki?" Tasuki asked. Then she blinked at Kyo. "I like kitties and puppy-wuppies!!!"
"TOO LATE!!!"
Bakura and Marik were in the air and were about to kick the crap out of each other in slow motion when Kyo's shriek had broken the effect. So that means they fell out of the air and landed in cow shit.
"Ewww!" Tasuki shrieked like a little girl. She took a Barbie and started to brush its hair. "Pwetty colors!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kyo yelled to the heavens. Akito went wheeee.
Marik wiped his face and screamed at the sight of children. "CHILDREN!!! PURE EVIL!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?"
Yami sat on a cow, eating another sandwich. "EWWW!! PICKLES!!!"
Bakura picked himself up and looked at the scene of running children and Yami eating a sandwich. "What just happened?"
Akito poked Tasuki with a stick. "Why is Tasuki playing with a weapon of doom?" She snatched the plastic piece of evil away and tossed it away. It hit Yami on his head.
The stars floated around the pharaoh's spiky head and he picked up the doll. "Cool! Let's play dress-up!" And so he did that.
"That's my Barbie!" Tasuki yelled and she tried to pull it away from Yami. Yami yelled back and they began to fight over the Barbie like the little children they had become.
"EVILNESS!" Akito grabbed a black trenchcoat and the sunglasses. She ran to the 'King' and they began to fight, Matrix style.
Kyo ran, took the Barbie away, poured kerosene, and set it on fire. "BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" she yelled triumphantly. That action made Yami and Tasuki cry and whine but it wasn't as bad as dub Momiji. Tasuki tackled Kyo to the ground and Yami did Mind Crush because Kyo had destroyed the Barbie and Tasuki had stepped on his sandwich.
Marik didn't bother staring at them and he concentrated on how to get rid of these creatures of evil with their weapons of doom. Then he had an idea!
He sent everyone to the Shadow Realm.
*********
Does anybody think that the mystery characters like the guard, the driver, policeman,
the 'King', and the 'goddess' have something in common with a certain anime? Thought so.