Hey guys, wassup? Nora, u seen holes by now? If not, u must die. U liked
zigzag, right?? CUZ IF U DIDN'T, U HAVE WEIRD TASTE!!!
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The next morning, everyone in D-Tent awoke to the sound of Eloisha's screams.
"What is it?" Starfish yawned, seemingly unconcerned and kicking Eloisha's cot with annoyance.
Eloisha took a deep breath, then said, "It was a nightmare I just had!! Starfish, it was HAPPY!!"
"If it was a happy dream, why were you screaming?" Hammer asked.
"Not happy!" Eloisha. "Happy!"
Dude blinked, then Starfish let out a loud "OOHHHHHHH!!! You mean my dog, Happy?"
"YES!"
"Wait, wait.your dog's name is Happy, then?" St. No-No asked Starfish.
"Yes!" Eloisha answered. "I had a nightmare that I was just sitting on my couch studying for a geometry test, just as innocent as can be, when HAPPY ran up, followed by a cavalry of frogs, and then jumped on my lap and started licking me!! WAAAAH!!!"
"Get a grip," Ukulele Peanut mumbled. "I don't get why you don't like Happy."
"It's cuz she likes Phoenix better," Dude answered, grinning.
"Who's Phoenix?" Hammer asked.
"MY dog," Dude answered. "And Phoenix is better than Happy. So there." Dude stuck her tongue out at Starfish.
"HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING!!" Starfish bellowed, picking up her pillow and chasing Dude out of the tent with it.
"Interesting."
As the D-Tent girls (minus Starfish and Dude) entered the cafeteria, Armpit walked up to them with a slob of re-fried beans in his hand. Eloisha blinked as he raised his arm slowly, then crammed the disgusting stuff into his mouth.
"MWA-HA!!" Armpit laughed, brown beans flying out of his mouth and onto Eloisha as laughed evilly.
"EW, YOU ARE GROSS!!" Eloisha cried, using Magnet's bandana to wipe the beans off of her orange jumper. "YOU EVIL BUTT HEAD!!!"
Fuming at Armpit's random actions, Eloisha sat down next to Squid. Right on cue, Dude raced into the room, with Starfish right at her heels. She suddenly came to a complete stop, and Starfish froze mid-swipe with her pillow.
"I KNEW it!!" Dude yelled suddenly. "SQUID, YOU'VE CHEATED ON ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!"
"Oi. What'd I do now?"
"Like you don't know!!" Dude shouted. "YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO ELOISHA!!!"
"No, I sat next to HIM," Eloisha sighed.
"A-HA!!" Dude yelled victoriously. "Sooooo.you're jealous that I was in the last chapter more than you, eh? IS THAT IT, ELOISHA?!"
"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A CRIME!!" Eloisha shouted back, standing up.
"Hey, WE had the biggest part in the last chapter," said Ukulele Peanut, indicating towards herself and St. No-No.
"So this is all THEIR doing!!" Dude said. "They've set us up!!"
"Set what up?" asked X-Ray.
Dude looked like she was going to say something, then paused. Then she started laughing. "You know, I've forgotten what this whole thing is all about! Sorry, Eloisha."
"It's okay," Eloisha laughed, sitting down again.
"NOW I REMEMBER!!!" Dude screamed, making Zig Zag jump and accidentally spill his re-fried beans on Armpit. "YOU SAT NEXT TO SQUID!!"
"SINCE WHEN IS IT A CRIME TO SIT DOWN AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE!?"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!"
"..........."
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"That was very strange," Hammer commented out loud, as D-tent walked out onto the "lake" to start digging.
"Yeah. But Dude's a bit sensitive," Zig Zag said. "This kind of thing has happened before, so I guess I'm kinda used to it."
"I see."
Dude stood as far away from Eloisha as possible, keeping her eyes on Squid suspiciously. "Cheat," she muttered through clenched teeth. She looked around her evilly, then barked loudly.
Eloisha jumped and whirled around, her shovel swinging wildly like a bayonette. "WHERE IS THE FILTHY BEAST?!"
"Stanley's gone, remember?" Starfish said.
"I was referring to HAPPY!!" Eloisha yelled.
"Hello, he's at home."
"I heard someone barking!!"
"It 'twas I!" Dude shouted, cackling maliciously. "You are paying for your actions!"
"Fight! Fight!" chanted X-Ray and Magnet. "Fight! Fight! Fight!!"
"Not another one," St. No-No sighed. "We just HAD a shovel fight yesterday!"
"Good point."
Zig Zag wedged his shovel deep into the ground, then lifted the dirt out. Hole number five billion. . .or at least that's what it felt like. Every minute seemed to last a century. . .every day he felt like he'd fall over from exhaustion. . .
"Hey, I think Eloisha fell asleep," observed X-Ray, walking over to her hole.
D-Tent crowded around the depression Eloisha had made in the dirt, and it was apparently true that she had fallen asleep.
"I guess it's because she didn't get much sleep last night," St. No- No said. "What with her dreams about Happy and the frogs."
"That must be it," Dude said, raising her shovel. "C'mon, let's wake her up!!"
"No!" Hammer said, putting a hand on Dude's shovel. She turned to Zig Zag. "Didn't you tell me that she sleep talks?"
"Well that's what Starfish told me," Zig Zag said.
"It's true," Starfish said, grinning slightly. "Most of the time, anyway."
"The penguins," Eloisha suddenly muttered.
"What?" asked Squid.
"The penguins in the box are naked," Eloisha said, her eyes still closed.
"But all penguins are naked," Magnet said, trying his hardest not to laugh too hard.
"The ones in the box are even MORE naked," she said softly, turning over. Then abruptly, her eyes snapped open and she saw the whole lot of them crowded around her, staring down at her. She jumped. "AAAH!!!"
"Sorry, you were talking in your sleep again!" Starfish laughed.
"I was?" she asked groggily, sitting up. Everyone nodded. She sighed. "And you egged me on as usual, didn't you?"
"Just like a true friend," St. No-No confirmed.
"ZERO!!! ON YOUR LEFT!!!" Eloisha suddenly screeched.
Zero, who had been standing quietly there (though he had chuckled softly a few minutes ago), turned around and saw a yellow-spotted lizard scurrying towards him. With a snort, he swung his shovel at it, but missed- and as luck would have it, his grip on the shovel hadn't been very tight, and it flew out of his hands back towards his hole from yesterday.
The D-Tent kids watched in horror as seven lizards crawled out of the hole, and, with help from the first one, lifted the shovel off the ground and ran towards the group.
"IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE LIZARDS!!" shouted Ukulele Peanut and X-Ray in unison, ducking for cover.
"IT'S LIKE SOME FREAKY B-MOVIE FROM THE 50'S!!" St. No-No and Armpit yelled hysterically, running away after bumping into each other.
They all ran. . .except for. . .Eloisha. She took her blue bandana off her head and replaced it with a Mickey Mouse hat she'd gotten from her pocket. She placed the bandana on her arm, then took one step closer towards the small army of reptiles.
"This time," she growled through clenched teeth, "I am not going to run away." With an almight "HI-YA!!", she swung her shovel at the lizards, who quickly dodged, then parried towards her with their own shovel. Eloisha rapidly stepped aside, and the attack missed her by several inches.
"It's time I stood up to my fears!!" Eloisha said bravely, striking a gallant pose. The others slowly started to walk back; finally forming a small cluster several feet away from the tiny battle.
Screeching their horrid little screeches, the lizards lunged heavily at Eloisha, who matched their noises with her own victory yell. "TAKE THAT, YOU EVIL LIZARDS!!" The reptiles charged towards her, and she held out her bandana like a matador would his cape, and lifted it out of the lizards' way just in time.
D-Tent cheered; and Eloisha threw her hat to them. There was a scuffle, and her hat got torn into several pieces. Everyone ended up getting one.
"That worked out nicely," commented Hammer.
Dropping their shovel, the lizards stood one on top of the other. The one on top threw itself towars Eloisha, but she was ready. Positioning herself like a baseball player, she swung the shovel at the lizard; the two collided, and the animal was sent flying away to its death.
Her fellow D-tent members began doing the Atlanta Braves chant as she whacked away another fearsome creature with her baseball bat-like weapon.
A gun shot suddenly fired through the air, and everyone turned to see Mr. Sir rushing towards them.
"What's goin' on over here?" he demanded. "I thought I heard the Braves!!"
"It was Eloisha!!" answered Squid in awe. "She just destroyed five lizards all by herself!!"
"I have talents too, you know!" Dude shouted.
"You just missed the most amazing performance of all time!" St. No-No said. "Unless of course you're counting Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's or any of the countless Shakespeare plays I've been to."
Everyone eventually zoned St. No-No out as she began to ramble off about all the plays she'd seen.
Mr. Sir slowly placed his gun back in his holster. "Very good, Eloisha. You all just get back to your diggin'." With that, he sauntered off.
"Thanks Eloisha," Zero muttered, as the rest continued their dirty work.
"For what?" Eloisha asked, looking up and flipping her hair in slow- motion (the process took about five minutes).
"Um.for warning me about that lizard."
"Oh. S'okay."
"Right.um.thanks."
"HEY, GUESS WHAT?!" Hammer suddenly shouted, jumping about to all of the holes. "ZIG ZAG JUST KISSED MOI FOR THE FIRST TIME!!"
"Woah woah woah, what?!" Starfish asked, jumping out of her pit. "Hey, where are you Chel-Chel?!"
"Yeah!" asked Ukulele Peanut. "I thought you said this story was censored!"
"What're you talking about?" asked Sawyerzelda (who IS Chel-Chel, for those of you haven't read my bio).
"This story is so risqué!!" Starfish sniffed, folding her arms with disdain. "First Magnet comes into our tent at night, and now we have MINOR SEXUALITY!!!"
"Shut up, Starfish," sighed Magnet.
"OH SURE, YOU'D WANT ME TO SHUT UP, WOULDN'T YOU?!"
"For once, just listen to the guy," Sawyerzelda said, taking out a pocket watch with a chain. She swung it back and forth in front of Starfish. "You will get a grip on yourself. . .when I count to three, you will have forgotten everything that just happened. . .and you will calm down. One two three."
Starfish looked around her. "Wow, what just happened?"
"Never you mind," sighed St. No-No, resuming her digging.
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thank u for the reviews, all!! U r really 2 kind.... and I know that more and more of this is going towards the gals at camp green lake, and sry if that's buggin' u. but I'll have more o' the guys, u just keep on readin' and reviewin'!
hey nora, did we have any English homework last night?
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The next morning, everyone in D-Tent awoke to the sound of Eloisha's screams.
"What is it?" Starfish yawned, seemingly unconcerned and kicking Eloisha's cot with annoyance.
Eloisha took a deep breath, then said, "It was a nightmare I just had!! Starfish, it was HAPPY!!"
"If it was a happy dream, why were you screaming?" Hammer asked.
"Not happy!" Eloisha. "Happy!"
Dude blinked, then Starfish let out a loud "OOHHHHHHH!!! You mean my dog, Happy?"
"YES!"
"Wait, wait.your dog's name is Happy, then?" St. No-No asked Starfish.
"Yes!" Eloisha answered. "I had a nightmare that I was just sitting on my couch studying for a geometry test, just as innocent as can be, when HAPPY ran up, followed by a cavalry of frogs, and then jumped on my lap and started licking me!! WAAAAH!!!"
"Get a grip," Ukulele Peanut mumbled. "I don't get why you don't like Happy."
"It's cuz she likes Phoenix better," Dude answered, grinning.
"Who's Phoenix?" Hammer asked.
"MY dog," Dude answered. "And Phoenix is better than Happy. So there." Dude stuck her tongue out at Starfish.
"HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING!!" Starfish bellowed, picking up her pillow and chasing Dude out of the tent with it.
"Interesting."
As the D-Tent girls (minus Starfish and Dude) entered the cafeteria, Armpit walked up to them with a slob of re-fried beans in his hand. Eloisha blinked as he raised his arm slowly, then crammed the disgusting stuff into his mouth.
"MWA-HA!!" Armpit laughed, brown beans flying out of his mouth and onto Eloisha as laughed evilly.
"EW, YOU ARE GROSS!!" Eloisha cried, using Magnet's bandana to wipe the beans off of her orange jumper. "YOU EVIL BUTT HEAD!!!"
Fuming at Armpit's random actions, Eloisha sat down next to Squid. Right on cue, Dude raced into the room, with Starfish right at her heels. She suddenly came to a complete stop, and Starfish froze mid-swipe with her pillow.
"I KNEW it!!" Dude yelled suddenly. "SQUID, YOU'VE CHEATED ON ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!"
"Oi. What'd I do now?"
"Like you don't know!!" Dude shouted. "YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO ELOISHA!!!"
"No, I sat next to HIM," Eloisha sighed.
"A-HA!!" Dude yelled victoriously. "Sooooo.you're jealous that I was in the last chapter more than you, eh? IS THAT IT, ELOISHA?!"
"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A CRIME!!" Eloisha shouted back, standing up.
"Hey, WE had the biggest part in the last chapter," said Ukulele Peanut, indicating towards herself and St. No-No.
"So this is all THEIR doing!!" Dude said. "They've set us up!!"
"Set what up?" asked X-Ray.
Dude looked like she was going to say something, then paused. Then she started laughing. "You know, I've forgotten what this whole thing is all about! Sorry, Eloisha."
"It's okay," Eloisha laughed, sitting down again.
"NOW I REMEMBER!!!" Dude screamed, making Zig Zag jump and accidentally spill his re-fried beans on Armpit. "YOU SAT NEXT TO SQUID!!"
"SINCE WHEN IS IT A CRIME TO SIT DOWN AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE!?"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!"
"..........."
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"That was very strange," Hammer commented out loud, as D-tent walked out onto the "lake" to start digging.
"Yeah. But Dude's a bit sensitive," Zig Zag said. "This kind of thing has happened before, so I guess I'm kinda used to it."
"I see."
Dude stood as far away from Eloisha as possible, keeping her eyes on Squid suspiciously. "Cheat," she muttered through clenched teeth. She looked around her evilly, then barked loudly.
Eloisha jumped and whirled around, her shovel swinging wildly like a bayonette. "WHERE IS THE FILTHY BEAST?!"
"Stanley's gone, remember?" Starfish said.
"I was referring to HAPPY!!" Eloisha yelled.
"Hello, he's at home."
"I heard someone barking!!"
"It 'twas I!" Dude shouted, cackling maliciously. "You are paying for your actions!"
"Fight! Fight!" chanted X-Ray and Magnet. "Fight! Fight! Fight!!"
"Not another one," St. No-No sighed. "We just HAD a shovel fight yesterday!"
"Good point."
Zig Zag wedged his shovel deep into the ground, then lifted the dirt out. Hole number five billion. . .or at least that's what it felt like. Every minute seemed to last a century. . .every day he felt like he'd fall over from exhaustion. . .
"Hey, I think Eloisha fell asleep," observed X-Ray, walking over to her hole.
D-Tent crowded around the depression Eloisha had made in the dirt, and it was apparently true that she had fallen asleep.
"I guess it's because she didn't get much sleep last night," St. No- No said. "What with her dreams about Happy and the frogs."
"That must be it," Dude said, raising her shovel. "C'mon, let's wake her up!!"
"No!" Hammer said, putting a hand on Dude's shovel. She turned to Zig Zag. "Didn't you tell me that she sleep talks?"
"Well that's what Starfish told me," Zig Zag said.
"It's true," Starfish said, grinning slightly. "Most of the time, anyway."
"The penguins," Eloisha suddenly muttered.
"What?" asked Squid.
"The penguins in the box are naked," Eloisha said, her eyes still closed.
"But all penguins are naked," Magnet said, trying his hardest not to laugh too hard.
"The ones in the box are even MORE naked," she said softly, turning over. Then abruptly, her eyes snapped open and she saw the whole lot of them crowded around her, staring down at her. She jumped. "AAAH!!!"
"Sorry, you were talking in your sleep again!" Starfish laughed.
"I was?" she asked groggily, sitting up. Everyone nodded. She sighed. "And you egged me on as usual, didn't you?"
"Just like a true friend," St. No-No confirmed.
"ZERO!!! ON YOUR LEFT!!!" Eloisha suddenly screeched.
Zero, who had been standing quietly there (though he had chuckled softly a few minutes ago), turned around and saw a yellow-spotted lizard scurrying towards him. With a snort, he swung his shovel at it, but missed- and as luck would have it, his grip on the shovel hadn't been very tight, and it flew out of his hands back towards his hole from yesterday.
The D-Tent kids watched in horror as seven lizards crawled out of the hole, and, with help from the first one, lifted the shovel off the ground and ran towards the group.
"IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE LIZARDS!!" shouted Ukulele Peanut and X-Ray in unison, ducking for cover.
"IT'S LIKE SOME FREAKY B-MOVIE FROM THE 50'S!!" St. No-No and Armpit yelled hysterically, running away after bumping into each other.
They all ran. . .except for. . .Eloisha. She took her blue bandana off her head and replaced it with a Mickey Mouse hat she'd gotten from her pocket. She placed the bandana on her arm, then took one step closer towards the small army of reptiles.
"This time," she growled through clenched teeth, "I am not going to run away." With an almight "HI-YA!!", she swung her shovel at the lizards, who quickly dodged, then parried towards her with their own shovel. Eloisha rapidly stepped aside, and the attack missed her by several inches.
"It's time I stood up to my fears!!" Eloisha said bravely, striking a gallant pose. The others slowly started to walk back; finally forming a small cluster several feet away from the tiny battle.
Screeching their horrid little screeches, the lizards lunged heavily at Eloisha, who matched their noises with her own victory yell. "TAKE THAT, YOU EVIL LIZARDS!!" The reptiles charged towards her, and she held out her bandana like a matador would his cape, and lifted it out of the lizards' way just in time.
D-Tent cheered; and Eloisha threw her hat to them. There was a scuffle, and her hat got torn into several pieces. Everyone ended up getting one.
"That worked out nicely," commented Hammer.
Dropping their shovel, the lizards stood one on top of the other. The one on top threw itself towars Eloisha, but she was ready. Positioning herself like a baseball player, she swung the shovel at the lizard; the two collided, and the animal was sent flying away to its death.
Her fellow D-tent members began doing the Atlanta Braves chant as she whacked away another fearsome creature with her baseball bat-like weapon.
A gun shot suddenly fired through the air, and everyone turned to see Mr. Sir rushing towards them.
"What's goin' on over here?" he demanded. "I thought I heard the Braves!!"
"It was Eloisha!!" answered Squid in awe. "She just destroyed five lizards all by herself!!"
"I have talents too, you know!" Dude shouted.
"You just missed the most amazing performance of all time!" St. No-No said. "Unless of course you're counting Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's or any of the countless Shakespeare plays I've been to."
Everyone eventually zoned St. No-No out as she began to ramble off about all the plays she'd seen.
Mr. Sir slowly placed his gun back in his holster. "Very good, Eloisha. You all just get back to your diggin'." With that, he sauntered off.
"Thanks Eloisha," Zero muttered, as the rest continued their dirty work.
"For what?" Eloisha asked, looking up and flipping her hair in slow- motion (the process took about five minutes).
"Um.for warning me about that lizard."
"Oh. S'okay."
"Right.um.thanks."
"HEY, GUESS WHAT?!" Hammer suddenly shouted, jumping about to all of the holes. "ZIG ZAG JUST KISSED MOI FOR THE FIRST TIME!!"
"Woah woah woah, what?!" Starfish asked, jumping out of her pit. "Hey, where are you Chel-Chel?!"
"Yeah!" asked Ukulele Peanut. "I thought you said this story was censored!"
"What're you talking about?" asked Sawyerzelda (who IS Chel-Chel, for those of you haven't read my bio).
"This story is so risqué!!" Starfish sniffed, folding her arms with disdain. "First Magnet comes into our tent at night, and now we have MINOR SEXUALITY!!!"
"Shut up, Starfish," sighed Magnet.
"OH SURE, YOU'D WANT ME TO SHUT UP, WOULDN'T YOU?!"
"For once, just listen to the guy," Sawyerzelda said, taking out a pocket watch with a chain. She swung it back and forth in front of Starfish. "You will get a grip on yourself. . .when I count to three, you will have forgotten everything that just happened. . .and you will calm down. One two three."
Starfish looked around her. "Wow, what just happened?"
"Never you mind," sighed St. No-No, resuming her digging.
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thank u for the reviews, all!! U r really 2 kind.... and I know that more and more of this is going towards the gals at camp green lake, and sry if that's buggin' u. but I'll have more o' the guys, u just keep on readin' and reviewin'!
hey nora, did we have any English homework last night?