A/N: This is my parody of The Middle. Elrond is trying to convince Arwen not to stay on Middle Earth with Aragorn.

Disclaimer: I do not own Frodo and Sam. I do not own them Tolkien I am.

Immortal Stay, don't ride to meet him yet

There's only death for him, if you walk out

you'll linger on.

Put it to rest, he is a mortal man,

No matter what you ask I will not turn, you must obey!

Grieving takes some time, Arwen you're immortal and must abide.

Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be alright (alright).

Hey, all he will bring is shame.

You know you're choosing death all on your own, and you're crying.

Leave right now.

Don't grieve by yourself.

It doesn't matter if you think your heart's for someone else.

Grieving takes some time, Arwen you're immortal and must abide.

Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be alright (alright).

Grieving takes some time, Arwen you're immortal and must abide. Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be alright (alright).

Stay, don't ride to meet him yet

There's only death for him, if you walk out

you'll linger on.

Put it to rest, he is a mortal man.

He's only going to break your heart. you'll fade away.

Grieving takes some time, Arwen you're immortal and must abide.

Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be alright (alright).

Grieving takes some time, Arwen you're immortal and must abide.

Everything (everything) will be just fine, everything (everything) will be alright (alright).

A/N: Well? How was that? I think someone requested I write a parody to The Middle. so I did. Any more requests? Bye for now! Please review!