Run Away!

(Where Bakura and Akito are)

"KYAAAAAA!!!!" Akito yelled as she fought with sticks against the Dark Magician. She managed to hit the monster several times before it whacked her head.

"I will get revenge on Yami for sending us here!" The Dark Magician yelled and attacked.

"Fluffy's not going with you!" she yelled and fought back for her favorite yami. "He needs to turn his hair back to a spiky white 'do. That gel was for Alfeegi you idiot!" she yelled at Bakura. "Now I have to go to Draqueen to steal from Alfeegi's room!"

Bakura could not answer for he was gagged. But, if looks could kill, Akito would have been up in flames. Not that it would matter as Akito likes fire.

(Where Kyo and Marik are)

Marik's POV



Why must Ra be so unmerciful to me? I was fine going to the casino because Malik told me that Bakura was going. No one MENTIONED that the idiot Pharaoh was going to be there too! And was it MY fault that the dealer went insane? She was already insane to begin with! Argh, why didn't I go to a strip club when I had the chance? No! No! Mustn't think dirty thoughts! No dirty thoughts! Think pink fluffy bunnies! Bunnies, fluffiness, Playboy magazines! ARGH!!!!!!!

Kyo's POV

Oh, look, Neko-chan is screaming and grabbing his head again. I wonder what he is thinking? Okay, I am now looking into his mind. Let's see…bunnies, burning casinos, Playboy girls, and…what the-? OH MY GOSH!!!!! It's true! It's true! It has opened the truth! And it burns!!!!

Normal POV

Kyo and Marik have now begun to scream because either by what one seen and the other of what it thinks. In other words, Kyo screams from what she saw and Marik is screaming from his thoughts.

(Where Inu-Yasha is)



"Hey, Tasuki, where are you?" Inu-Yasha said. "Hello?" He cut himself from the pole and saw that the dyed haired freak was nowhere to be seen. "O-kay…"

"Inu-Yasha, there you are!" Kikyo said from behind. She held a dog leash and said," Sit!"

"Oww!" Inu-Yasha rubbed his face which got stuck to the ground.

"Bad Inu-Yasha!" Kikyo blew the dog whistle and Inu-Yasha yelped like a dog. "No biscuit!" She fastened the dog leash onto the rosary beads. "Now be a good dog!"

Inu-Yasha whimpered and sat. Then he began to scratch his ear with his foot. (A/N: this happened in one episode)

"Good doggie!" Kikyo said happily.

(Where Tasuki is)

Tasuki was dragged on the ground and was dragged into the trees as the children took her through the forest. After what seemed to be about twenty trees, they stopped.

"OH GREAT GODS ABOVE! WE OFFER YOU THIS MORTAL AS A SACRIFICE AND THESE ITEMS AS GIFTS FOR YOUR PLEASURE!!" the brown haired girl ,whom we will now call Die, shouted above. She held the two Items in her hands and set them in front of her. Then she turned to Tasuki who was trying to knock herself out by hitting her head repeatedly against the tree trunk.

"WILL YOU ACCEPT THE WAYS OF THE TRIBE UOYKCUF!?" Die shouted.

"No! You won't take me alive! Never!" Tasuki cried. She kicked the tree. "DAMN YOU AKITO!"

Die whacked Tasuki with her stick. "BAD MORTAL! You must repent for your sins if you ever want to reach the gods!"

"Like I give a damn!" Tasuki stuck her tongue out. She was slapped in the face by the nearest kid. "And YOU will die first!"

"Then let it be known, this mortal shall be taken as a sacrifice to the gods in the morning!" Die proclaimed. "And it shall be done by that you must be wed to one of the gods!" (I know this is from a fanfic. I don't own the idea. Just borrowing it for a bit)



(Where Yami is)



Yami woke to find that the channels have changed! Yes, no more singing dinosaurs and talking sponges! He bent forward to see the new channel.

I think I did it again

I made you believe

We're more than just friends, oh baby

It might seem like a crush

But that doesn't mean that I'm serious

Cause I'm losing all my senses

That's just oh so typically me

Oh baby baby

Yami smashed the t.v with his foot and made a dent in the door where the pieces hit. His left eye twitched and he settled in a corner, rocking back and forth.

(Where Akito and Bakura are)

Akito dodged an attack and managed to hit the Dark Magician in the face. She was exhausted from fighting a card for about an hour already and her stick was dented in a few places.

She was about to run to Bakura when all of a sudden, the shadowy person appeared!

"Who are you?" Akito asked.

"I am..." the person started. (Dramatic pause) "Kris!"

"Who?"

"I'm the person that's been following since, uh, I forget."

"Oh." Akito was about to go back to fight when Kris let out a yell.

"Oh, Bakura-chan!" Kris squealed and glomped the white-haired yami.

"Not another one." He muttered.

"Hey, Fluffy's mine!" Akito yelled and ran toward them. She whacked Kris on the head. "I got here first!"

"No, he's mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!!"

"Mine!!!"

"Mine!!!!"

"MINE!!!!!!!!" Akito screeched and whacked the Dark Magician who was trying to sneak up. She glared at Kris and hissed. "You, enemy!"

"You, even more enemy!" Kris said. She took Dark Magician's staff and summoned the dark magic. "DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!"

"Eeep!" Akito ran as Kris chased her around the arena, sending bolts of black lighting at the ex-dealer. "Don't worry Fluffy-chan! Ow!" she yelled. "I'll - ow! - save you! Ow!"

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Okay, now you know who the person is. Hey, Kris, you're in it! Enjoy reading and thanks for reviewing the story so far!