All hail the cheese!
(Where Kyo and Marik are)
After screaming and finally quieted, Kyo and Marik were floating in the space aimlessly. Kyo's left eye was twitching and Marik was hitting his forehead.
"Hey, what's that?" Kyo said, pointing at a light that shone ahead. "Wait, I though black holes don't have an end. Oh well!" She went for the light. "Hey, Neko-chan, come on!"
"Must I?"
"Yep!" Kyo pulled one of the spikes of Marik's oh-so spiky hair and dragged him to the end.
(Where Bakura and Akito and Kris are)
"Waahhh!!!" Kris cried. "Bakura, why is your hair green? It's supposed to be white and not a mullet!" She hugged him so hard Bakura was turning blue.
"Can't…breathe… Damn…fangirl…" he gasped.
Akito pried Kris off and yelled at Bakura, "Now you have to go to Draqueen to get more gel from 'Feegi's room! Do you know how long it took for me to get past the demon shield? A whole minute! I wasted just ONE minute getting past security because I need his gel!"
"You don't use gel!!"
Akito snarled and smacked Bakura. "I need it because Nadil also has a mullet and he wanted it green! Now my master will send me to Fedelta and the fire demon is going to set the forest on fire and make me do the polka with him! It's not easy dancing with a demon that can set himself on fire and NOT burn!!"
"Nadil's your master?" Kris asked. 'And I thought Lykouleon is strange… Wait, what am I saying? Lykouleon IS and always WILL be strange! The lord makes me sneak into the kitchens so he can have some cookies! Chocolate chips all the time!'
"Hey, I thought we were dueling." The Dark Magician said. He snatched his staff back from Kris and shouted, "DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"
That created an explosion and the yami and the two girls (who were arguing about who gets Bakura) were flown back to the graveyard.
"I'm telling you! His hair has that tinge of purple!" Kris yelled.
"No, it's all white!" Akito snapped as they landed on the hard ground. Bakura's head got lodged into a tree. "His hikari is Ryou Bakura and his favorite card is Change of Heart!"
"His Item is the Millennium Ring and it points to all Items that are within range!" Kris said. "And he likes raw meat!"
"No, he likes cows more than chicken!"
As they snap out all of Bakura's information, the yami was hanging in the tree, trying to get his head out of the tree.
"Favorite color!"
"Pink!"
"Favorite time!"
"Night!"
"Past life!"
"A thief in Egypt!"
"Relationship with the Pharaoh!"
"Wants to kill him and take over the world!"
Kris grumbled something and then yelled, "Oh, Bakura, why are you stuck in a tree?" She poked at the yami's green mullet.
Bakura said something and kicked in the air.
Akito pulled Bakura out of the tree and Kris became furious.
"Who dares touch Bakura?" she shouted. She went to Akito who was nuzzling Bakura and pulled her off by the ear. "You, unholy mortal, how dare you touch the Bakura who shall one day rule the world!"
"Eh?" Akito said. She took Kris's fingers from her ear and blinked. "What'd you say?"
"You shall pay for touching the holy Bakura by becoming part of the tribe Whodaheck!" Kris proclaimed, raising her hands to the sky.
"Huh?" Akito sat on Bakura's shoe and Kris screeched.
"Now you insult him by sitting on his shoe? What pathetic mortal are you to do such a thing?" Kris whacked her with a stick.
Akito blinked stupidly and hugged Bakura's leg. "Fluffy-chan…"
"Why me?" Bakura asked silently. Why are all his fans psychotic and not worshiping like Yami's?
(Where Tasuki is)
Tasuki's POV
I am now sitting on the ground for the past half-hour bashing my head against the tree. Why the hell do I have to marry a god? And I don't even know who the hell that person is. And it's all thanks to the person who got us all here in the first place. Kyo! She called me up and made me come get her out. And it was all because the damn voice in my head said that everything is going to hell. And I believed that! Grr, why didn't I become a test driver and just crash the car off the cliff like my mother wanted? Oh, wait, it was that voice that recommended me that I jump off a really high building. But I had to have that rope around my waist because the damn lady told me that suicide ratings have gone up. Hey, I know! I'll build a suicide booth and install it in my basement! That will show the world that I can build something that actually works! Or I could gather a crowd in the middle of a forest and just stab myself there! Yea! That will work! And no one can stop me!
Normal POV
"Are you ready, mortal?" Die asked, poking Tasuki.
"No!"
"Too bad, get to the altar!"
"Ow! What's with the poking?" Tasuki said as she was pushed and pulled to the altar. "And who the hell is HE?"
The 'god' was a tall brunette dude with hair that looked like a pencil.
"Shh! You must show respect to the god!" Die snapped. She hit the back of Tasuki's head and called, "Oh great god of dolls and toys, grace us with your presence!"
"Wha…" Tasuki blinked. "No! No! I don't want to get married! I'm only fourteen years old! And I haven't planned my suicide properly yet!"
"Silence, human!"
"Tasuki, what are you doing there?" Inu-Yasha said. He was walking by with Kikyo who was holding a leash. "Hey, you aren't-"
"Shut up!" Tasuki yelled. All the children gasped at once.
"She said the 'S' word," they whimpered.
Tasuki glowered at them. "Oh really? Shit, fuck, crap, hell, damn, bitch, bastard, and ******, ******, @*&^#*@, and !^^#*^#&@^$^*@&#!!!!!!!"
The children screamed and cried. "No, my mommy said those are naughty words!" one cried.
Tasuki flipped off Die and ran to Inu-Yasha. "Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?" she asked Kikyo.
"Uh, no."
"Oh." Tasuki looked back as the children took out spears and sharp objects and were advancing toward them. Die held the Items and smiled. "Now, prepare to die," she whispered.
Then, Kyo and Marik dropped out of midair and landed on Kikyo. Kyo looked down and yelled.
"That's Kikyo!"
Marik blinked. "Who's Kikyo?"
"I'm not Kikyo!" Kikyo said. "I'm Evil-Demon-Child!"
Everyone stared at her before Kyo said, "So?"
"Well, yea!" Evil-Demon-Child said and jerked on Inu-Yasha's leash, making the dog demon fall to the ground.
Inu-Yasha barked once and took the leash off at once. "Free at last!!" he cried.
Kyo pulled Marik off Kikyo/Evil-Demon-Child and slapped his face. "How dare you cheat on him!" she yelled. "At least Bakura is under the protection of Akito!"
"Say what?" Inu-Yasha looked at Marik. "You aren't-"
"Silence mortal!" Marik shouted.
Die went up to them. "Hey, someone here has to get married or the gods will send their wrath upon us!"
Tasuki glared at the 'god', tied bombs around him, and blew him up. "There, now I don't have to get married and I've decided to throw myself off the cliff in attempt to kill myself!" she said happily.
"How dare you kill one of the gods!" Die shouted and waved the Items around. "Now, Mind Crush!" she shouted, sending the characters to the trees.
Kikyo was stuck to the branches and finally died and went to hell where she belonged.
Inu-Yasha took out the Tetsaiga and slashed the air, causing the attack Wind Scar to come. (A/N: I think that's what is) It ripped through the air and blinding flash came.
(Where Akito and Bakura and Kris are)
"Die you!" Kris cried and tried to kick Akito off the cliff. "Bakura is mine!"
Akito hissed and snapped. "No, he belongs to someone else! And you can't do anything to stop me!"
"Yes I can!" Kris took out a long sword and so did Akito. "You will pay for being so familiar with Bakura!"
Bakura sat down as the two parried swords and saw something that made him scream. A bunch of old ladies were coming toward them!
Akito saw this and whacked Kris to make her stop. "Old ladies…" she whimpered. She ran behind Bakura and clung to his arm. That made Kris shout and attack Akito with a spoon.
"Oh, look at those adorable children!" an old lady called and went to them. "Aren't you so cute?" She pinched Bakura's cheek. "Yeeesss you are!"
Akito restrained Kris from blowing up that lady and managed to knock her out with the spoon. "Hey, what are you doing here in the Shadow Realm?"
"Oh, we were crossing the street one day when this young man came and waved a golden object at us," they said.
"What did you call me?" Bakura demanded. He slapped the hand off his face and stood up, glaring at the lady.
They took out their long wooden canes, waving them at the teenagers and 5,000-year old spirit. "How dare you!" they shouted and chased them, screaming.
Akito dragged Kris by the collar and ran behind Bakura, screaming, "Bakura, now look what you have done!"
(Where everyone but Bakura, Akito, and Kris are)
When everything settled, the ground was cracked and the children and Die were gone. Inu-Yasha sheathed the sword and looked around. Apart from the mess, everything was okay.
Marik picked up the Items. "Well, should we look for the others?"
"Yea."
*************
The next chapter is going to be the last one! I promise there will be a sequel and another sequel to that
one!
(Where Kyo and Marik are)
After screaming and finally quieted, Kyo and Marik were floating in the space aimlessly. Kyo's left eye was twitching and Marik was hitting his forehead.
"Hey, what's that?" Kyo said, pointing at a light that shone ahead. "Wait, I though black holes don't have an end. Oh well!" She went for the light. "Hey, Neko-chan, come on!"
"Must I?"
"Yep!" Kyo pulled one of the spikes of Marik's oh-so spiky hair and dragged him to the end.
(Where Bakura and Akito and Kris are)
"Waahhh!!!" Kris cried. "Bakura, why is your hair green? It's supposed to be white and not a mullet!" She hugged him so hard Bakura was turning blue.
"Can't…breathe… Damn…fangirl…" he gasped.
Akito pried Kris off and yelled at Bakura, "Now you have to go to Draqueen to get more gel from 'Feegi's room! Do you know how long it took for me to get past the demon shield? A whole minute! I wasted just ONE minute getting past security because I need his gel!"
"You don't use gel!!"
Akito snarled and smacked Bakura. "I need it because Nadil also has a mullet and he wanted it green! Now my master will send me to Fedelta and the fire demon is going to set the forest on fire and make me do the polka with him! It's not easy dancing with a demon that can set himself on fire and NOT burn!!"
"Nadil's your master?" Kris asked. 'And I thought Lykouleon is strange… Wait, what am I saying? Lykouleon IS and always WILL be strange! The lord makes me sneak into the kitchens so he can have some cookies! Chocolate chips all the time!'
"Hey, I thought we were dueling." The Dark Magician said. He snatched his staff back from Kris and shouted, "DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"
That created an explosion and the yami and the two girls (who were arguing about who gets Bakura) were flown back to the graveyard.
"I'm telling you! His hair has that tinge of purple!" Kris yelled.
"No, it's all white!" Akito snapped as they landed on the hard ground. Bakura's head got lodged into a tree. "His hikari is Ryou Bakura and his favorite card is Change of Heart!"
"His Item is the Millennium Ring and it points to all Items that are within range!" Kris said. "And he likes raw meat!"
"No, he likes cows more than chicken!"
As they snap out all of Bakura's information, the yami was hanging in the tree, trying to get his head out of the tree.
"Favorite color!"
"Pink!"
"Favorite time!"
"Night!"
"Past life!"
"A thief in Egypt!"
"Relationship with the Pharaoh!"
"Wants to kill him and take over the world!"
Kris grumbled something and then yelled, "Oh, Bakura, why are you stuck in a tree?" She poked at the yami's green mullet.
Bakura said something and kicked in the air.
Akito pulled Bakura out of the tree and Kris became furious.
"Who dares touch Bakura?" she shouted. She went to Akito who was nuzzling Bakura and pulled her off by the ear. "You, unholy mortal, how dare you touch the Bakura who shall one day rule the world!"
"Eh?" Akito said. She took Kris's fingers from her ear and blinked. "What'd you say?"
"You shall pay for touching the holy Bakura by becoming part of the tribe Whodaheck!" Kris proclaimed, raising her hands to the sky.
"Huh?" Akito sat on Bakura's shoe and Kris screeched.
"Now you insult him by sitting on his shoe? What pathetic mortal are you to do such a thing?" Kris whacked her with a stick.
Akito blinked stupidly and hugged Bakura's leg. "Fluffy-chan…"
"Why me?" Bakura asked silently. Why are all his fans psychotic and not worshiping like Yami's?
(Where Tasuki is)
Tasuki's POV
I am now sitting on the ground for the past half-hour bashing my head against the tree. Why the hell do I have to marry a god? And I don't even know who the hell that person is. And it's all thanks to the person who got us all here in the first place. Kyo! She called me up and made me come get her out. And it was all because the damn voice in my head said that everything is going to hell. And I believed that! Grr, why didn't I become a test driver and just crash the car off the cliff like my mother wanted? Oh, wait, it was that voice that recommended me that I jump off a really high building. But I had to have that rope around my waist because the damn lady told me that suicide ratings have gone up. Hey, I know! I'll build a suicide booth and install it in my basement! That will show the world that I can build something that actually works! Or I could gather a crowd in the middle of a forest and just stab myself there! Yea! That will work! And no one can stop me!
Normal POV
"Are you ready, mortal?" Die asked, poking Tasuki.
"No!"
"Too bad, get to the altar!"
"Ow! What's with the poking?" Tasuki said as she was pushed and pulled to the altar. "And who the hell is HE?"
The 'god' was a tall brunette dude with hair that looked like a pencil.
"Shh! You must show respect to the god!" Die snapped. She hit the back of Tasuki's head and called, "Oh great god of dolls and toys, grace us with your presence!"
"Wha…" Tasuki blinked. "No! No! I don't want to get married! I'm only fourteen years old! And I haven't planned my suicide properly yet!"
"Silence, human!"
"Tasuki, what are you doing there?" Inu-Yasha said. He was walking by with Kikyo who was holding a leash. "Hey, you aren't-"
"Shut up!" Tasuki yelled. All the children gasped at once.
"She said the 'S' word," they whimpered.
Tasuki glowered at them. "Oh really? Shit, fuck, crap, hell, damn, bitch, bastard, and ******, ******, @*&^#*@, and !^^#*^#&@^$^*@&#!!!!!!!"
The children screamed and cried. "No, my mommy said those are naughty words!" one cried.
Tasuki flipped off Die and ran to Inu-Yasha. "Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?" she asked Kikyo.
"Uh, no."
"Oh." Tasuki looked back as the children took out spears and sharp objects and were advancing toward them. Die held the Items and smiled. "Now, prepare to die," she whispered.
Then, Kyo and Marik dropped out of midair and landed on Kikyo. Kyo looked down and yelled.
"That's Kikyo!"
Marik blinked. "Who's Kikyo?"
"I'm not Kikyo!" Kikyo said. "I'm Evil-Demon-Child!"
Everyone stared at her before Kyo said, "So?"
"Well, yea!" Evil-Demon-Child said and jerked on Inu-Yasha's leash, making the dog demon fall to the ground.
Inu-Yasha barked once and took the leash off at once. "Free at last!!" he cried.
Kyo pulled Marik off Kikyo/Evil-Demon-Child and slapped his face. "How dare you cheat on him!" she yelled. "At least Bakura is under the protection of Akito!"
"Say what?" Inu-Yasha looked at Marik. "You aren't-"
"Silence mortal!" Marik shouted.
Die went up to them. "Hey, someone here has to get married or the gods will send their wrath upon us!"
Tasuki glared at the 'god', tied bombs around him, and blew him up. "There, now I don't have to get married and I've decided to throw myself off the cliff in attempt to kill myself!" she said happily.
"How dare you kill one of the gods!" Die shouted and waved the Items around. "Now, Mind Crush!" she shouted, sending the characters to the trees.
Kikyo was stuck to the branches and finally died and went to hell where she belonged.
Inu-Yasha took out the Tetsaiga and slashed the air, causing the attack Wind Scar to come. (A/N: I think that's what is) It ripped through the air and blinding flash came.
(Where Akito and Bakura and Kris are)
"Die you!" Kris cried and tried to kick Akito off the cliff. "Bakura is mine!"
Akito hissed and snapped. "No, he belongs to someone else! And you can't do anything to stop me!"
"Yes I can!" Kris took out a long sword and so did Akito. "You will pay for being so familiar with Bakura!"
Bakura sat down as the two parried swords and saw something that made him scream. A bunch of old ladies were coming toward them!
Akito saw this and whacked Kris to make her stop. "Old ladies…" she whimpered. She ran behind Bakura and clung to his arm. That made Kris shout and attack Akito with a spoon.
"Oh, look at those adorable children!" an old lady called and went to them. "Aren't you so cute?" She pinched Bakura's cheek. "Yeeesss you are!"
Akito restrained Kris from blowing up that lady and managed to knock her out with the spoon. "Hey, what are you doing here in the Shadow Realm?"
"Oh, we were crossing the street one day when this young man came and waved a golden object at us," they said.
"What did you call me?" Bakura demanded. He slapped the hand off his face and stood up, glaring at the lady.
They took out their long wooden canes, waving them at the teenagers and 5,000-year old spirit. "How dare you!" they shouted and chased them, screaming.
Akito dragged Kris by the collar and ran behind Bakura, screaming, "Bakura, now look what you have done!"
(Where everyone but Bakura, Akito, and Kris are)
When everything settled, the ground was cracked and the children and Die were gone. Inu-Yasha sheathed the sword and looked around. Apart from the mess, everything was okay.
Marik picked up the Items. "Well, should we look for the others?"
"Yea."
*************
The next chapter is going to be the last one! I promise there will be a sequel and another sequel to that
one!